"Is this really for beating people?" Harry tugged at the small balloon in his hand suspiciously: "The quality is very good, no matter how you drag it, it can't be broken..."

"But why did Iger say be careful to kill people?" Ron looked at the water balloon in his hand and fell into deep thought: "Can this thing save lives?" It doesn't look like it..."

"Ron, think of a Muggle's pistol." Harry reminded, "Who knows what weird things they've studied?" ”

The door opened, and Seamus and Neville pushed the door and walked in, stunned as they watched their movements, "What are you doing?" ”

"Oh, you're back?" Ron raised the water balloon in his hand with a flaunting face: "Look, what Iger gave me, he said it could prevent death." ”

"Hmm..."Seamus gave Ron a strange look, "It can indeed prevent..."

"You know this thing?" Ron looked curious.

"yes, my parents' room has... I've seen it once...", said Seamus hesitantly, "but it doesn't seem like you use it like that... Doesn't your family give you that kind of enlightenment? ”

"Where?" Harry and Ron looked at each other and asked in unison.

"It's just... The last step in love..."Seamus whispered, unexpectedly innocent.

Ron had a bad feeling inexplicably: "What do you mean?" ”

"It's just that thing isn't for you to chew on as chewing gum." Seamus glanced at the corners of Ron's lips: "It's for you to wear underneath..."

"Wear on... Below—" Ron only felt a buzzing in his head, and sat down on the bed, and Harry's face changed instantly.

"Ahhh The two of them suddenly burst out and pressed Seamus and Neville: "Don't talk about this." ”

Ron's face flushed.

"I know, I know hahaha..."Simohaha laughed.

It took a long time for the two of them to recover.

"So... How exactly should I use this thing? Ron looked at Seamus curiously.

"Uh... It's just put on the top first... Forget it, why don't we go to the bathroom, I'll teach you..."Seamus rolled his eyes.

Neville glanced at the three of them without saying a word.

"Come along, I don't want to teach again." Seamus rolled his eyes at Neville's timid look.

A few minutes later, several people sneaked up in the boys' bathroom, hurriedly took off their clothes, and the four of them hurriedly slipped into the hot tub.

"Look, I'll teach you again... First, we're going to get it on its feet..."

“……”

As he spoke, Seamus picked up a small bag and opened it, staggered under him and tinkered, and then stood up and faced the three of them with a flick: "Do you understand?" ”

Harry: "......"

Ron: "......"

Neville: "......"

What do you want us to say?

Got it, instructor?

Ron glanced at Seamus with a complicated expression, and then said dryly: "I... I'll try..."

For a long time, Ron struggled to get it right, and looked at the eyes of several people with some embarrassment: "It feels... It's a little uncomfortable... How does it look and feel? ”

"Good, pretty powerful," Harry muttered.

"Alright, let's take a shower and go back." Neville said in a bit of a panic, "It's already lights out time, and if you get caught, you will be deducted points." ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly stood up, and then slipped as if he had stepped on something, and knocked Simo down with a thud.

"Damn, be careful—" Seamus stood up with her teeth bared.

"Are you alright, Neville?" Harry rushed up to pick Neville to his feet.

"Ahem, I'm fine, I'm fine." Neville choked on two sips of water, "Be careful, I don't know who threw the soap under the pool."

Poof...

Harry fell into the water...

"Harry!" Ron hurried forward to help.

Harry came out of the water, holding a bar of soap in one hand and holding his knee with the other, and couldn't help but bend down: "Hm... I knocked my knee when I stood up, it hurt me to death, let me slow..."

Ron nodded, and stood aside to support Harry, Neville clutching his ass in pain as he lay on the edge of the pool and grunted.

When the bang sounded, the four of them turned their heads to see Sirius standing naked at the entrance of the bathroom looking at a few people with a shocked face: "What are you doing?" ”

"What are you doing?" Harry was a little puzzled, "Good evening, Sirius, do you want to be together?" ”

Sirius looked at the soap in Harry's hand, then at Neville, who was lying on the edge of the pool with his ass on his back, and then at Ron's lower body.

In the next second, Sirius's eyes suddenly widened with anger: "What are you doing?" Harry, how can I explain this to Jaime? ”

Harry: "??? ”

"What is he talking about?" Ron looked confused.

"Shut up!" Sirius roared roughly, pulling out a wand from the basin on the ground and pointing it at Ron, "I'm going to kill you little!" ”

"Wait a minute, Sirius, what are you talking about?" Harry looked at Sirius quizzically.

Sirius was stunned, could it really be that he had misunderstood?

"Woooooooooo

"Die! Bastard! Sirius's roar rang out again...

……

"I'm really sorry, Ron."

The next day, Egg met Ron in the school doctor's office, and at Ron's bedside, Sirius smiled dryly and peeled an apple for Ron, and Ron leaned against the head of the bed with a dark face, while Harry helplessly held his head.

"I... Curious to know, what happened? Egg blinked, his eyes curious.

Sirius touched the back of his head and laughed dryly: "Hahahahaha..."

Ron looked at Sirius with a look that if you dared to say I'd fight you, Sirius closed his mouth in amusement.

Egg glanced at Ron, Ron looked at Egg's helpless smile, and then only felt his brain go in a trance for a moment, and then he heard Egg's demonic laughter ringing in the school doctor's room, and never stopped...

"I'm talking about you!" Madam Pomfrey pinched her waist and rushed in, "If there's no need, can you please go out?" ”

"I'm leaving, I'm going hahahaha..."

"That's not what I said." Sirius spread his hands.

"What just happened?" Ron was dazed.

Sirius looked at Ron and smiled awkwardly, "Ever heard of the Celestial Mind?" ”

Ron: "......"

"Ahhh

In the hallway, Egg noticed that Ron had been particularly unlucky lately.

In an instant, he saw everything from his gift to the bath, and until noon, Egg couldn't stop the demonic laughter and tears that came out of laughter.

However, thanks to Madam Pomfrey's medical skills, Ron was discharged from the hospital at noon, just in time for the afternoon date.

During the hospitalization, there was no one to visit the patient, and everyone remained silent about the hospitalization, and I was really embarrassed to say it.

"It's one of the most famous haunted houses in the UK." Screaming at the door of the shack, Ron shrugged his shoulders in a pretended manner.

Thankfully, if Harry and Iger hadn't told him the history of the room, he wouldn't have been near here anyway.

"How does it feel?" Ron turned his head to look at Lavender with that broken grin.

"It's a little uncomfortable." Lavender shrunk into Ron's arms and hugged Ron's waist, and the expression on Ron's face instantly became wonderful.

In the distance, Iger and the others were sneaking in the direction of the two of them behind another dirt bag, and saw Lavender hugging Ron's waist, and Harry picked up the camera and clicked.

"Where did you get your camera?" Iger turned his head to look at Harry, "You're still playing this." ”

"Borrowed from Colin... I can't miss the opportunity, I don't have too many opportunities to laugh at him. Harry grinned and shook the camera triumphantly.

"Hmm," Iger nodded, "Well done." ”

"She looked scared." Harry looked at the backs of the two of them, and a perverted smile gradually appeared on his face, "I feel like Ron should be able to hit a home run." ”

"Harry!" Hermione's voice sounded unkind, "Please, don't discuss these things in front of women, okay?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Harry chuckled.

"Brown—" Hermione ignored the two of them and frowned in confusion, "I always feel like I've forgotten something." ”

"Dennis Brown, the most famous exorcist in the United Kingdom, and his wife Emmelyn Brown have killed many female ghosts, undead, and corpses..."Iger nodded: "I think, as their daughter, Lavender Brown is afraid of ghosts, although she is more interested in prophecy..."

Harry: "......"

Hermione: "......"

So, he's soaked?

"They're in." Harry was excited.

"If I remember correctly, there seems to be a bed in the Screaming Shack, and a cleansing charm can be used against it," Egg grinned.

"How do you know so well?" Hermione turned her head to look at Egger in displeasure.

"When I was eight years old, when I came to Hogsmeade to help the students buy things, I used to take the secret path of beating people." Iger spread his hands: "Because it's close." ”

"Won't you be attacked by the beating willow?" Harry was puzzled.

"I'll be using the Patronus Charm when I'm eight years old." Iger didn't answer directly, but the two of them understood.

It means that if you don't obey, you will be beaten...

"Shall we get closer?" Harry's face was full of excitement, "Please, I can't wait..."

“NO！” Hermione shook her head with a determined look in her eyes, "It's too much, and it's rude, if we sneak in and get discovered..."

"We don't have to go in." Egg pulled into his pocket and pulled out something like a rubber rope with a realistic ear at the end.

What are you kidding, and you still need to use it?

Brother, what is there here?

Please call me Dora egg...

"It's not good for us to do this," Hermione muttered quietly, still disapproving of the two of them.

"We're over." Iger said he would go.

Hermione was stunned: "Wait for me..."

……

"It looks so dirty in here..."

The two walked into the screaming shack, and Ron subconsciously fanned his nose: "God, it's been a long time since anyone lived here." ”

Lavender drilled into Ron's arms again, "Ron, I'm afraid..."

"It's okay, I'm there." Ron pretended to put his arm around Lavender's shoulder, his heart beating excitedly and surgingly.

He suddenly remembered what Iger had told himself before:

'If you can't hit a home run, that's okay, the girl's first time is to want a good form, you can take her to a different place, like cover her face, go to three brooms and open a suite, if Ms. Rosmerta doesn't open a room for you, you can cover your face and go to the pig's head bar, and when you go, be careful, Hagrid and Professor Flitwick always go there...

Also, remember to bring your own cup...'

Ron also remembered his grateful reply to Iger: How much does it cost to open a house?

Then Iger threw himself a piece of gold...

I have a good friend who is really reliable!

Ron thought so, and in the corner behind him, out of sight, an ear with a long rope arched like an earthworm in the corner of the wall...

"We can record it," Harry excitedly pulled out a tape recorder.

"You're the devil—" Egger glanced at Harry with his eyelids down.

"No, no, no, you're—" Harry grinned.

Iger always felt that Harry seemed to be a little misguided by himself and Sirius, and couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic for Harry's little appearance when they first met.

Although he looks like a good boy now, he doesn't know why he has become a little skinny.

It's a bit of a sass...

Hermione glared at Harry, as if she was objecting to something, but she didn't dare to speak out for fear that the two in the room would hear.

The voices of the two began to come out intermittently from the telescopic ear, and Ron laughed from time to time, but Egger and the others listened a little confused.

This kind of laughter is like the kind of ZZ in the video of the previous life that said that they were not afraid to walk into a haunted house and laughed exaggeratedly...

I always feel that it sounds a little awkward.

And then there was Lavender's adoring-sounding voice.

Egg grinned, this is really a terrible woman, Egg felt that as long as she didn't bite Ron's lip off in the future, then basically Ron would be eaten to death by her...

Judging by Lavender's performance, this is a girl who is good at emotional intelligence and has a high level.

She knows how to satisfy men's little vanity, and she is also very good at saving face for each other, active, enthusiastic, considerate, and gentle.

The most important thing is that the EQ is high, but the IQ is low...

This kind of woman is a man who will like it.

Turning his head to look at Hermione, Egg thought it was his own choice...

Sure enough, I still chose a beautiful one.

Hermione is such a little beauty...

When she was young, she was only cute, and now Hermione doesn't take care of it much.

But Egg was waiting, and while the Goblet of Fire was starting, Egg wanted to see Hermione surprise everyone.

As for now, Iger is not in a hurry at all.

It's like you've picked up an antique worth hundreds of millions of dollars on a stall, will you remember it?

No hurry...

"What are you looking at?" Hermione asked in a whisper as Egg looked a little embarrassed.

"I'm reading," Iger muttered casually.

Hermione frowned her delicate little nose, "Don't make a fuss, you don't like to read." ”

Egger nodded seriously: "Yes, but the more I look at it, the more I want to sleep." ”

Hermione blushed, and on Egg's right, Harry hiccuped.

I don't know why, it's just a bit of a stretch.

This is what Iger is talking about dog food?

Will my Animagus become a dog?