In the Chaldean bath, Andersen was lying in the sink, his body soaked in water, his head on the bathtub, one hand hanging down the edge, and he could see that the quill pen decorated with huge gems he was accustomed to had landed at his hand.

There are two orange lights on the top of his head, which makes the overall picture orange and dark, and it looks like an oil painting.

And...... This composition......

Yagi watched it several times......

"Hey! Isn't this "The Death of Marat"?! ”

It is a composition modeled after the death of Marat, painted by a French artist in the late eighteenth century, and resembles it everywhere except for Andersen, who was small and looked like a schoolboy.

"Shhhh

Hans Christian Andersen made such a voice, and as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately tilted his head again and pretended to be a corpse here.

Yagi Yukisai is speechless, where are there corpses that can speak? But I always feel that if I complain, I will lose. Forget it.

So he gave up soaking in the bathtub and went to the shower area inside......

Shakespeare, however, lay on his back on his back, red underneath him, and had a wound on his arm.

He folded his hands as if a devout Christian mortuary had helped him tidy up, his expression was quiet, and he held a cross in his hand, and in the red, there was a beautiful circle of white flowers.

As soon as Yagi approached, he smelled a sweet and sour smell.

This is......

"Hey! The taste of ketchup is all in my hands!! Be professional! Is it good to use plasma! ”

“…… Cut, don't keep thinking about complaining. Youngster. ”

"Okay, then let me ask you, just now Andersen was cosplaying Marat's death, what are you cos?"

"Oooh!? Even the death of Marat is known? ”

"Don't confuse me with someone like Tachika who doesn't study well! I still know what is mentioned in the art textbook, okay? Although I watched it in English class. ”

Shakespeare pouted and said, "Then you must not have taken English lessons properly, I am imitating Hamlet!" Look at the sword wound on this arm, this is what was stabbed by the poisoned sword, I only have thirty minutes to live now. ”

“………… Don't suddenly add drama to yourself inexplicably, bastard!! Let me take a bath! Die in a different place! ”

"No, not anywhere."

Shakespeare and Hans Christian Andersen retorted.

Just as Yagi was about to ask a question, Joan of Arc's voice came from the door.

"Yagi? Are you in there? ”

"I'm here."

"That's great. Please get those two irresponsible writers out of me. ”

As Joan of Arc spoke, she heard the crisp sound of Gabba Gabba clenching her fists. Immediately after that, Marda came from the side: "Good! Today is in good shape, Lord, please close your eyes for a moment, Marda is about to lift the ban on these fists! ”

Obviously, the two grandsons didn't know what they had done, and then they were chased by Marda and Joan of Arc to the men's bath. No wonder...... No wonder Yagi felt the killing intent when he just entered the bathroom, and thought it was the intention of killing his father from Mordred, who went to the women's bathhouse next door, but it turned out to be you!

"What did you two do?"

Yagi felt that it should not be a trivial matter to make these two saints angry at this level.

"No! I don't know! We have been wronged! ”

The two of them hurriedly complained to Yagi: "You know, we are just ordinary writers, just staying in the room drinking tea and writing, oops, we are wronged." ”

“……”

Yagi looked incredulous. He turned to Joan of Arc at the door and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Hmm...... If you don't explain, you won't help, right? So, take a look at this book. ”

Obviously the door should be locked, but there was a hard bang, and the whole door panel was broken open by a strange force! Through the crack in the door, a magazine slipped in.

On the cover is Joan of Arc's smile, which looks particularly healing.

This is............

Magazine?

Yagi is curious, the world is burning, where does the publishing house publish magazines?

Just look at the title that reads "Monthly ☆ Chaldean", and the subtitle below is: Once a month, give you a good look!

Then in the guide on the side, it is printed in the third word: The little secret of the saint that everyone knows!

Turn to the corresponding number of pages to take a look......

Joan of Arc is actually a Bitch! men and women! It's the public lover of the French army!

Marda is a rude village girl!

Actually, Joljos doesn't like women, he likes horses. I want to marry a horse!

Amakusa Shiro is actually very ugly, and this kind of goods is not worthy of being a saint at all, it is blown up!

"You guys wrote this?"

Yagi raised an eyebrow.

"Aha, this is ...... Which one...... That's it...... What writers live by, so-called, is writing. ”

Shakespeare snorted.

After all, Britain and France fought fiercely and had a very poor relationship because of the Hundred Years' War. In Shakespeare's day, hostility to France was right. It's the trend of the times. So Shakespeare wrote a lot of slanderous things about Joan of Arc.

Yagi snorted coldly: "If you write this kind of thing, don't blame people for looking for you!" How could Joan of Arc be a bitch! ”

"Yes, yes!"

Joan of Arc also helped at the door.

"If she messes with men and women, why haven't I encountered such a good thing!"

"Huh?!"

An incredulous retort came from Joan of Arc at the door, although it was only one byte, but it contained "What the hell are you talking about this guy taking advantage of the chaos, although I'm glad you can help me speak, but you can't take advantage of the chaos!" Such a meaning. It's a lot more powerful than a high-speed prophecy.

"Anyway, resign yourself to your fate."

Yagi dragged one in one hand and dragged the two irresponsible writer Heroic Spirits up.

"Wait, Yagi! I'm innocent!! I didn't write anything!! That article was written by Shakespeare! It's none of my business! ”

"Oh, yes, you're a fairy tale writer I forgot."

Yagi let go of a hand and threw Shakespeare out the door, and as for what would happen after that, Yagi couldn't control.

Anyway, I heard Joan of Arc say, "Very well, Shakespeare, I will talk to you now, and let's go to a place where no one else will be disturbed!" ”

"Don't! I, I have done meritorious service to the Lord! I shed my blood for the Chaldeans! You can't do that to me! I want to see the director!! ”

"It's useless to talk too much!!"

Joan of Arc dragged Shakespeare, his voice getting farther and farther away.

But......

Yagi doesn't quite understand, why is Marda also there? That one...... Village girl or something...... Actually, everyone knows about it......

"Hmph, the man over there isn't innocent either! Look back! ”

Marda's voice came through the door, and it seemed that his target was not Shakespeare.

Yagi was about to flip through the book when suddenly Andersen grabbed his wrist.

"Yagi. Sometimes, people trust people like that. Listen to me. Don't get involved. You see, sometimes, insisting on pursuing things doesn't make things better. ”

The little boy spoke with great philosophies.

For example, the story of the ugly duckling, although it eventually grows into a white swan, but if you dig deeper, why is the white swan among the ducks, is this a moral degradation or a loss of humanity? Another example is the story of the three little pigs, why don't the boars and sows protect their children? Has it been reduced to food for wolves, or has it abandoned its children? Pigs give birth to a dozen at a time, so why do three piglets live together? What about the other siblings? So, sometimes, don't take it too seriously. Life is already so sad, there are some things, don't take it seriously, it's over, just let it pass! ”

What Andersen said seemed to make sense, and Yagi nodded, benefiting a lot.

Then he continued to flip through the book without mercy.

Andersen put both hands on his arms and was hung up by him mercilessly.

I flipped through a few more pages, and finally saw it.

Fairy tale specials.

It was a Chaldean fairy tale.

The mouse of a family of three, in order not to be caught by the cat, tied a bell to the cat's head, and then ......

Even with the sound of bells, they were still caught and eaten by cats.

"......Uhh You can't show this kind of fairy tale, right? ”

"You know what! If children are not allowed to sort out the correct values at an early age, they will only be hit hard when they enter this dark society, and in the end they will lose confidence and be willing to fall! ”

"Very well, Marda, this goods will be handed over to you as well."

"Stop!!"

Ignoring Andersen's shouts, Yagi easily betrayed him.

Two days later, with a hearty smile, Shakespeare met a man and said, "Ah, gentlemen, I love saints!" Joan of Arc is a treasure of humanity, Marda is a devout saint, and Giorgios is the perfect saint. ”

Hans Christian Andersen also seemed to be clean, with an innocent smile like a child: "Hey, hey~~ I have to write a happy ending today, it must be no problem~ Everyone will be happy~"

Tentatively...... Count, it's solved, right?