After a guilty "magic ritual" with Alice in class, I listened to the lesson on American culture in a daze.

Ahh

It's just a ritual to hold your fingers and draw a spell on your tongue, but ...... For some reason, when a part of my body was wrapped in her moist, warm cherry mouth...... It still feels like a ghost.

Anyway, try to say no next time!

Hmph, no matter how pitiful she is, I have to hold back and try my best not to compromise!

Well...... WHEN THE AMERICAN CULTURE KITTY TEACHER LEFT, AFTER A SHORT RECESS, IT WAS EVA TEACHER OF INTEGRATED ENGLISH WHO CAME IN......

EVA is not an American, but Chinese, relatively short, and has a good temper, the reason why we call her by English name is because she teaches American courses (the international part is the Chinese curriculum and the American curriculum, the Chinese curriculum is for the high school entrance examination, and the American curriculum is for AP, SAT and other exams abroad)

"Hello students—well, today is Thursday, and in order to give everyone a chance to show themselves personally – or according to the old management – to hold a report in English."

By the way, it's Thursday.

It occurred to me that the feeling of being sleepy in the liberal arts was gone, ah, Thursday was still more interesting...... As for the English report, it was a lecture in English by the students on current affairs......

Well, this week, it's Jiang Junta's turn and Cheng Tianbo's turn...... Cheng Tianbo, bad premonition...

I always feel that every time this guy Cheng Tianbo gives a speech on stage or something, there will be obscene situations.

Well, I have the impression that this guy is a pervert.

I remember that during the class election, he strode onto the stage like a general.

And then the first sentence was: There are endless girls with my brother...... Can be erected for three years......

Later, he recommended all kinds of Cang teachers, Maria teachers and the like, boasting that he had infinite seed resources.

Obviously, in the end, he only got some votes from Teacher Cang's enthusiasts......

- As for Jiang Junta, he is the tallest boy we have grown...... Well, it's handsome...... It's also good to play basketball.,Lolita, who claims to be in our class.,It's a very obscene guy - admit that he's in love with the Chinese teacher.,And whenever a boy says to him: I'm going to pick up your soap - and so on.,He will also put on a pseudo-girl-like posture.,Poison-proof posture.。

(PS: Regarding picking up soap, let me explain it slightly [best Baidu, some things can't be said too open] - picking up soap refers to two strong men with muscles all over their bodies, taking a bath in the same bathroom, A strong man slipped his hand and got the soap off, and he said to B strong man: Dude, help me pick it up. The strong man smiled slightly, and then bent over, and as soon as he touched the soap, he felt a chill between his thighs, and a pain in the chrysanthemum...... ）

In short, the boys in our class are well-known ruffians, and the greetings with female teachers in Chinese classes are basically as follows: Teacher, do you have a boyfriend, Teacher, you are so beautiful, etc., and greet the male teacher - the most common thing is - teacher, assign homework and open you.

The so-called driving you, uh, is flying a plane.

It is an activity that is enjoyable from elementary school to university...... Several men put a man up and knocked something between his legs into a pillar...... Personally, I think it's an extremely bloody and violent game.

And the daily routine of flying an airplane...... It has become a feature of our class.

For example, when I took a leave of absence from a class meeting, and when I learned that Alice was my fiancée, I was all flown on a plane - when I hit the door, ah, it hurt my self-esteem and was very depressed.

Well, don't go far—anyway, now these two restless, ruffian boys' representatives are speaking on stage......

"HELLO, EVERYONE—" AFTER A BRIEF EXCHANGE OF PLEASANTRIES, THEY BEGAN THEIR SPEECHES.

The lecture was about my country's college entrance examination...... Ahem, the latest news seems to be that the language has been increased from 150 to 180...... The score for English was reduced to 100 points, and the other miscellaneous points were added to 20 points.

According to the analysis in the report, this undoubtedly adds pressure to the students.

Speaking of our education system, it still needs to be improved...... EVA showed us a video a few days ago - two million minutes or something, that is, three years of high school, American students watch TV more than study time, and there are a lot of activities, China, Indian students are forced to study all day is full...... Alas, it feels like a very inefficient behavior - and those of us who study abroad also have to take the baccalaureate, which Americans obviously don't look at......

The reason is because there are too many people - too many people, only a part of them can be selected, there are few places, and most of those who don't study can't realize their dreams and have a mediocre life...... So everyone is studying hard, but can they really exercise their ability by constantly repeating questions, doing related off-topics, and difficult problems? Why not use this time to learn more new and difficult knowledge?

Just like when we take the junior high school and high school entrance exams, we constantly train ourselves to do difficult geometry problems, and a difficult geometry problem is done by few people in one city, and we use high school analytic geometry to do it in one go - why spend time on it?

I thought about Cheng Tianbo and Jiang Junta's speeches in this way, and their speeches were gradually coming to an end.

Their PPT was tuned to the last one, and at this point, we saw a few big words on the slide - "PICKYOURSOAP!" ）； HOT (spicy) NEIGHBOR (next door); DRIVE YOU"

The class was stunned for a moment, and then someone laughed one after another.

At this time, I don't know which classmate suddenly stood up and coaxed: Can you bear it, everyone can't bear it!

I can't stand it.

A bunch of boys also mixed in-

"him!"

I don't know who shouted, the boys in the front row rushed to the podium, and then the boys in the back row, and it was not enough buddy behavior to not participate when flying the plane...... So even I, a serious person, reluctantly participated.

We grabbed the limbs of the person who was opened, Jiang Junta, and someone opened the door.

"One-two-bump!"

Everyone cheered, and something between Jiang Junta's legs came into close contact with the door.

"One-two-bump, one-two-bump!"

With Jiang Junta's pain and happy screams, we fired him three times in a row before stopping.

"Hey, the PPT was typed by him, it's not my fault!"

After opening Jiang Jun Tower, we focused on Cheng Tianbo - this scene seems to be happy to see - if there is a ranking of the number of times it has been opened, Cheng Tianbo is definitely at the top of the list.

As soon as Cheng Tianbo wanted to escape, he was grabbed by everyone, lifted his limbs, and opened towards the door......

"Ahh

We don't care about him at all...... Hey, it's class!

Didn't you see that Teacher Eva and the friends in our class were stunned!

But why do I enjoy it? Isn't this a bloody and violent event!

Facing myself who was carrying Cheng Tianbo's feet, I blamed myself so much.

And at this time—

"Hey, why don't you go and open the gods! The Psychological Research Department is his harem - and little Alice is in his clutches! ”

He howls like a pig, you ...... Will you take me to the end? Oh no, the eyes of one or two people are focused on me!

"Alice is not mastered, I really like Brother God - we agreed to be united." And at this moment, my lovely fiancée, Alice, spoke again, and the pure and lovely, silver bell-like Lori voice was now like a mourning bell for me!

You say this - doesn't it attract the attention of your classmates!? And the bond is hairy? Is there an agreement!?

"him—"

"Agreed, the bastard who should be opened the most."

The boys, put Cheng Tianbo down...... Then they all looked at me like hungry wolves......

"Wait a minute, wait a minute—"

I opened my arms and tried to defend myself, but they grabbed me, and then my feet were pulled up - my body floated in the air

"One-two-"

Wait a minute!

I'm wronged, I'm wronged!

"Bump—"