"Whew, it's home!"

Chen Xihao threw the sports backpack on the cabinet on the right side of the door, opened the shoe cabinet, and planned to change into slippers.

Well? How do these shoes in the shoe cabinet be stacked so neatly? I remember leaving three days ago in a hurry and didn't have time to tidy up?

Puzzled, he took off his sneakers and put on his slippers, Chen Xihao walked towards the bedroom.

"Little Q, little Q, where are you?"

There was no figure of Xiao Q in the bedroom, and, what is even more strange is that the bedroom where Chen Xihao was messed up before leaving that day was also cleaned up.

What the hell?

It wasn't until Chen Xihao came to the living room that he found that Xiao Q was hiding in the corner, and the huge volume of the two-dimensional experience cabin formed a dead end, which made Chen Xihao not see it on the way to the bedroom.

"Little Q, why did you hide in the corner? Why don't you speak? ”

"It's broken!! When I left, did I forget to recharge you? ”

Looking at Xiao Q squatting in the corner, the eyes of the two electronic eyes were already pitch black, Chen Xihao's heart tightened, he ran a few steps faster, and picked it up.

As a result, I found that there was a restraining force on Xiao Q's body, and when I looked down, I found that the power cord of the charging pile had been connected to Xiao Q's body.

"Huh? Charging piles? Little Q, have you upgraded again, can you plug in the charging pile for yourself? No wonder you don't speak, you'll be on standby when charging! ”

Chen Xihao pulled the charging pile off Xiao Q's body, then put it on the ground, pressed and held down a start button on the base of Xiao Q with his fingers, held it for 3 seconds, and then released his fingers.

First, a pleasant electromechanical boot sound "Ding Dong" sounded......

Then, a wave of retro, manic, and very passionate songs began to explode in Xiao Q's voice-activated amplifier......

"The big river ~ flows eastward wow~! The stars in the sky ~ Ginseng Hokuto Wow~! ”

"Hey, hey, just ~ participate in Beidou~·!"

……

"When the road is uneven, a roar wow~! When it's time to make a move, just shoot wow~~! ”

"Hey, hey, let's ~ just shoot~·!"

……

The corners of Chen Xihao's mouth and eyelids beat violently.

Every time he charged Xiao Q and the moment the background music sounded, he had a feeling that he immediately wanted to make a move, and found a handy hammer to knock Xiao Q hard.

"A classic and beautiful song, for the host, I wish you a good mood every day......"

"Your smart butler, Little Q, reports to you!!"

After calming down the restless emotions in his heart and taking a few deep breaths of air, Chen Xihao slowly calmed down.

"Little Q, can we change the background music after the start in the future? Or maybe something else? ”

"Master, this boot music is a fixed template of the penguin (3) type, this is the one hundred and first time you ask the same question, do you need to notify the manufacturer to replace it for you? Or report to the intelligent cloud system center? Answering Zhihu hot search? ”

"Forget it, forget it......"

Chen Xihao once looked for the answer on Zhihu, question: Can the boot background music of the old smart housekeeper be chosen independently?

The production company of XiaoQ intelligent robot is more humane, and it is directly suggested that netizens should let go of their brains, choose independently, and use the three songs with the highest voting rate as the replaceable starting background music.

In the end, according to the popularity ranking, the list of songs that were changed by themselves is as follows:

The first "Itch",

The second "Scratch It",

The third place "Good Hi Yo",

……

Thinking of these songs that are more magical than the eastward flow of the big river, Chen Xihao immediately had three black lines on his mind, and he wisely chose to shut up, and the topic of discussion about background music turned over.

"Little Q, did you automatically upgrade the system again this time? I remember you were an old model that didn't include housekeeping features before, right? ”

"Yes, master, ten days ago, Xiao Q's housekeeping service function has been updated."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier??"

"Master, because you didn't ask!"

Chen Xihao: ............

Chen Xihao: "Little Q? I'm a little angry right now, but I don't want to (dare) beat you, you can figure out a solution yourself!! ”

"Okay, master, after this system update, Xiao Q has added a humorous encyclopedia, and I will now tell the master ten little jokes a day......"

The first joke, "The Picking Story"

It is said that one day, the teacher took a group of children to the farmhouse to pick fruits.

The teacher announced, "Children, after picking the fruit, we will wash it together, and we can eat it together after washing."

So, all the children went to pick fruits.

When the meeting time came, all the children gathered.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what are you washing?" What do you get? “

Xiaohua: "I'm washing apples because I picked apples."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! Hey? Xiao Ming, what are you doing? “

Xiao Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on poop."

Chen Xihao: ............

Q: ............

"I won't eat at night, little Q, goodbye!!"

"Master, aren't you going to go on listening to the remaining nine little jokes? The joke below is, "The White Rabbit and the Bun"

"Goodbye!! Friend!! ”

Chen Xihao got into the two-dimensional experience cabin, waved his hand lightly to Xiao Q, and closed the hatch.

---- small dividing line----

This time, when black and white were alternating, Chen Xihao's consciousness suddenly appeared with an inexplicable voice of the system.

"The 2008th experiencer with the title of "Two-dimensional Destroyer", the main quest of your previous script "Slam Dunk" has been completed, and you want to choose to enter the new two-dimensional script? Or do you want to enter the cleared script "Slam Dunk" again? ”

"I'm going to get into the ...... of Slam Dunk"

More than ten seconds later, the darkness in front of Chen Xihao's eyes finally disappeared, a hazy white light appeared in front of him, and then became brighter, his body, as if tightly bound by something, trembled slightly involuntarily, and there was a slight tinnitus in his ears, and as the air pressure decreased, this tinnitus gradually expanded.

After opening his eyes suddenly, Chen Xihao found himself sitting in a rapidly climbing passenger plane.

This is? What's going on? How did I get on the plane for no apparent reason? Time flow rate, by the way, when I left the two-dimensional cabin this time, Xiaoyin disappeared, and I forgot about the time flow rate problem in the two-dimensional world!!

"Xiaoyin, Xiaoyin? Are you there?? ”

Chen Xihao began to call out a small voice in his mind.

"Master, I'm here! Long time no see! ”

Long?? Isn't it three days? By the way, it's been a long time since the three days outside and inside the two-dimensional world!!

"Xiaoyin, yes, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much, you finally appeared! Where were you before? ”

Xiaoyin rarely appeared silent for just a few seconds again, which made Chen Xihao shocked, wouldn't Xiaoyin disappear again?

"Xiaoyin??"

"Oh, master, because of some reasons in the system, Xiaoyin has been in a state where she can't serve you for a while. Thank you for your understanding! ”

"Huh? Is it a system upgrade again? Now I have a headache when I hear the system.,Little Q, that guy is now upgraded.,It's very naughty! Xiaoyin, tell me, what is the current situation in the script of this "Slam Dunk" world? Where am I going now? ”

"Okay, host ......"

From Xiaoyin's introduction, Chen Xihao finally understood that it has been more than half a year since the national competition, and the excellent performance of the Lingnan basketball team in the national competition has been highly praised by the national media. This year, Montverde College in the United States issued an invitation letter to Chen Xihao, inviting him to the United States to participate in the "March Madness" NCAA basketball league. (Chapter 12, Soul Substitute Character Background)

It turns out that it's been a full year, huh? Is this leaving? I didn't even have time to say goodbye to them......