589 The best tool man in the world
Tang Hao really doesn't know what kind of combination and horizontal these old girls are playing, but after all, women's hearts are needles, and it can be found from the previous successive "corpses" that there must be only one winner of this battle royale.
As long as the wedding dress comes out, any plan will be messed up!
So after seeing the wedding dress being touched out by Four Seasons Yingji, Tang Hao knew that his opportunity had come.
In fact, Tang Hao really didn't want to snatch the wedding dress with this group of women, because once the wedding dress fell into his hands, the crowd would be angry, and he would be beaten half to death by this group of hungry women, but he shielded his breath all the way, and no one knew about it when he was ambushed in the grass, and there was nothing for him to do when the big guy swarmed up, Yu Ji snapped and blew himself up again, the wedding dress was lifted by the ripples of the explosion, and flew high like a bird, and the old girls, you pull me, I pull you, and what you can't get yourself won't let others grab it, at this time, although he Tang Ritian divorced the farthest, but it is the closest......
In the face of such an opportunity, it's like a beautiful woman stripped naked and looking at you, this is not enough, is it a man?
Tang Ritian is a man, so he didn't say a word, and exploded in an instant!
Among these people, Tang Hao's speed was definitely not the fastest, but the instantaneous explosive power allowed him to surpass everyone in a short period of time, and then reached out and grabbed it - empty-handed!
This skill, since a certain time from Mikoto Misaka **, Tang Hao has not used it much, because it is a non-combat skill, can only steal, and Tang Hao, who claims to be a righteous gentleman, of course disdains to do this, but he has never stopped training to improve this skill, because the advancement of the empty hand can greatly improve the flexibility of his hands, and his one-knife Shura needs such a pair of skillful hands.
Now, his hands were even more nimble than the thief Marisa, and as soon as he reached out, before he could grab the wedding dress, the air stirred by his fingertips rolled the wedding dress over, and it looked like the wedding dress flew by itself.
Starting with the wedding dress, Tang Hao couldn't help but feel proud, and an unprecedented sense of accomplishment surged in his heart.
After all, his opponents are not one or two, there are those who are at the same level as him, there are those who are stronger than him, and even his wife, in the face of so many people's competition, in the end, he came out on top, just like snatching private money from his wife, the inflated sense of accomplishment couldn't help but make him yell.
In an instant, all the people pulling below stopped, staring at him with fierce eyes.
"Tang Hao?"
"Tang Ritian!"
"Why are you here?"
"What kind of wedding dress are you snatching from a man?"
"Give it to me!"
After a brief pause, the old girls yelled.
Tang Hao frowned, and then shouted: "Shut up! ”
With this roar, a strong man's momentum burst out, and everyone shut up one after another, and even Kazami Yuka and Shijiying Hihime, who were not far away, turned their heads curiously.
Hey, they were all scared?
I couldn't imagine that my domineering spirit was so useful, even Tang Hao was slightly stunned, but soon he straightened his face and said: "You people, fighting to the death for a wedding dress, making the fantasy country miserable, the war is endless, this matter started because of me but it is not my wish, now that the wedding dress is returned to its original owner, this farce should also end, what do you think?" ”
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other and were silent.
The boundary of the Santu River ushered in silence again.
But in less than two seconds......
"Die, give me the wedding dress!"
After two seconds of silence, Fujiwara Meihong was the first to kill Tang Hao.
This illegitimate daughter of a once aristocratic family, a human who obtained immortality because of the accidental ingestion of Penglai's medicine, has lived like a monster for more than a thousand years of eternal life, and gradually forgot the idea of being a human being, only the hostility to Kaguya is immortal for thousands of years, as if it has turned into an obsession, and she has nothing to ask for except to fight with Kaguya.
It was supposed to be like this, but, as the only man in Gensokyo and Demon Dream, maybe deep in her heart, she still retains a trace of girlish heart.
So, driven by the girl's heart, the flames on her body burned fiercely, and even her physical body seemed to be burned out in an instant, and turned into a huge turkey in an instant...... Oh no, Phoenix!
Grass!
Tang Hao immediately changed color, didn't he say that as soon as the good king came out, all the women surrendered one after another? This is different from what he said, what is there about him Tang Ritian who is not as good as Long Aotian?
Tang Hao was shocked, he couldn't afford such a girl's heart, and was about to retreat, when suddenly, a jade branch turned into a big tree in mid-air, and smashed the phoenix down with a snap, the phoenix screamed and fell to the ground, the flames on his body were quickly extinguished, and he turned into a girl in an instant.
Tang Hao was stunned, and suddenly understood a little bit of the legendary allusion, probably this is the so-called landing phoenix is not as good as a chicken.
"Kaguya ......"
Fujiwara Meihong was lying on the ground, gritting her teeth, but Kaguya didn't look at her, but looked at Tang Hao, which made Meihong's heart empty, as if she felt abandoned.
"Tang Ritian, do you remember the agreement between you and me?" Hui Ye looked at Tang Hao, and fell in love, "I borrowed your Penglai jade sword that day, you said that we are just like Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min, you owe me an agreement, now is the time for you to repay, give me the wedding dress, you and I are clear." ”
Tang Hao frowned, other people's deep love is really a deep love, Kaguya's deep love is either his own illusion or Kaguya's acting skills, he must not be careless, and ...... I said that we are like Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min, that's not what you said!
"Despicable!" Before Tang Hao could reply, Remilia shouted angrily, "Penglai people, we are robbing openly now, you can rob if you want to, and if you grab it, it will be yours, everyone speaks with strength, but you use such shameless means as an agreement, which is not in line with the rules." ”
"That's right, everyone said to grab it together, whoever defaults first is the dog!" Than the name of the Son of Heaven nodded again and again.
Kaguya's expression was serious, and he didn't say a word, but he thought in his heart: If you get the wedding dress, you will be a dog, who will rob it with you, and now there are many of you, the old lady will not refute for the time being, but just look forward to the day and her heart will be bright, and she will obediently offer the wedding dress.
Although Ritian's heart is bright, he knows better in his heart that he will offend more people by offering a wedding dress to Kaguya.
For the sake of my life, the wedding dress must not be handed over, so I will run away if I find an opportunity, and see if you pay me back!
Everyone didn't speak, but they were secretly intriguing, and no one dared to make a move, after all, Meihong is a lesson from the past, at this time, whoever makes the first move will be attacked by others, and before there is no absolute certainty, they all chose to wait and see.
Among them, Tang Hao was the most worried, because he found that these people looked at him like carnivores staring at their prey, and Yakumo Blue was even more flickering, staring behind him...... Is this a calculation of your escape route?
Tang Hao suddenly didn't dare to move, among these people, one-on-one, only the one who was better than the peach was something he would never be able to beat, even if the others couldn't beat him, it would not be difficult for him to escape, but if he moved, the other side would no longer talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes, and attack in groups.
What made Tang Hao's heart cool the most was that even Yu Ji and Shatiao Aige's eyes were no longer gentle when they looked at him, each one was more fierce than the other. Yu Ji can still understand, after all, she carried such a black cauldron, but what is going on with Sand Strip Love Song? This little old girl, did she really believe the interview in the newspaper and think that she could be a bride if she grabbed a wedding dress?
Tang Hao frowned secretly, although he was lucky to grab the wedding dress, but now he has become the target of everyone, he can't win the fight, and he can't escape, what should he do?
"Hehe, it seems that you are in trouble...... At this moment, there was a faint laughter from below, Tang Hao looked down, and saw that not far away, there was a faint smile on Fengjian Youxiang's face, and the parasol was raised upward, "Reading in the master and apprentice, I'll help you a little." ”
The voice fell, and the tip of the umbrella flashed.
Rumble!
A brilliant cannon of light suddenly burst out, and the moment it was shot out, it was divided into seven or eight beams, and it shot towards Kaguya and the others.
"The wind is fragrant!"
"What are you doing?"
"Stop!"
Everyone was furious, but they couldn't help but hide, and in an instant, the encirclement they had faintly formed collapsed.
Tang Hao's eyes suddenly lit up, found a gap, and rushed out without hesitation.
"What love!"
At the same time, Tang Hao's face was full of emotion, the wedding dress was in the hands of Fengjian Yuxiang before, but she didn't wear it herself, but wanted to bring it to the other side, bringing happiness to the hellish civil servants who had a boring life, first of all, it was a selfless spirit. And at this moment, when she is in danger, instead of snatching the wedding dress, she helps herself get out of trouble, what is not true love?
Tang Hao was so moved that he sighed, but his feet didn't stop at all, and he quickly swept into the distance.
"Don't run!"
A familiar voice came from behind him, the first to chase after her was the famous Momoko, her strength was the strongest in the grass group, when she was attacked by Kazami Yuka, she instinctively chose to dodge, but soon realized that she had rough skin and thick flesh, so she took a magic cannon with her face, and then with the help of the driving force of the magic cannon, she was now only a few dozen meters away from Tang Hao.
"Peaches ......," Tang Hao said as he ran.
"I'm not called Momoko!"
"Okay Momoko, I have a question for you."
"What's the problem?"
"If I put on my wedding dress, will you love me?"
"Huh?"
Peach was stunned for a moment, taking advantage of this opportunity, Tang Hao quickly threw a flashbang back, the dazzling light made her instinctively close her eyes, and the pursuit action also stopped, and when she opened her eyes again, Tang Hao had already flown hundreds of meters away.
"How dare you lie to me, you stop me!"
The Son of Heaven was furious, and while chasing, he plucked a peach from his hat and stuffed it into his mouth to replenish his strength.
At the same time, the others also chased after them, they were blocked by the tracking magic cannon of Fengjian Yuxiang before, one step behind, and now they finally got rid of it, and suddenly a group of people vigorously pursued Tang Hao.
Santu River, only Kazami Yuka and Shikiki Yinghime have no action.
Shiki Yingji retracted her gaze from a distance, looked at Kazemi Yuxiang, and wondered: "Why do you want to help him, don't you want a wedding dress?" ”
"I'm not interested in wedding dresses...... Kazami Yuka shook her head and said with a smile, "Actually, it's not that I'm not interested, I still like that wedding dress, it has a very strong attraction to women, it is not only a symbol of beauty, but also can arouse women's deep pursuit and desire for beauty." ”
"In that case......
"That's why I don't need it, or I don't need it yet." Feng saw Yuxiang squinting her eyes, looking scheming, "The wedding dress is Tang Hao's, I will help him get out now, he must be grateful to me, and he will come up with any good things in the future, if it is what I need, I will have the right of first choice." And whether it's you or me, once you get the wedding dress, it's hard to be snatched again, but Tang Hao is different, they will continue to hunt him down, and it will definitely be more lively next, isn't it? ”
Shiki Yingji's eyes suddenly widened and she was speechless.
"Sure enough, it's a thousand-year-old goblin!"
After a long time, she held back a sentence.
……
"These guys are so."
In order to facilitate escape, and also to avoid the inexplicable attraction of the wedding dress, at this time, Tang Hao had already put the wedding dress in his favorites, but the old girls in the back did not give up the pursuit of him, and even threatened him while chasing, making Tang Hao uneasy.
"These people are really too much, obviously the wedding dress is mine, and now I let it be returned to its original owner, is there anything wrong with that? You people ......"
Tang Hao muttered, wanting to scold behind him, but as soon as he turned around, he saw that several familiar figures were already very close to him, and Remilia even took out her crimson spear, which scared Tang Hao into a cold sweat.
Damn, I'm going to be caught up if I keep going like this!
Tang Hao believes that once he is caught up, not only will the wedding dress be handed over, but he will also be beaten up. And after these people grab the wedding dress, they will definitely continue to fight, and it will be really endless when the time comes...... In other words, he came to Gensokyo this time mainly for the sake of Guangyu, and by the way, he looked at Illya, but now he has become like this, messy, and he still doesn't let people rest?
That's right!
Suddenly, Tang Hao's heart lit up.
Although this innocent wedding dress triggered a rare wedding dress war in Gensokyo, not everyone wanted to get it in every possible way, such as Kazami Yuka, she had no desire to wear it, and Shiki Yinghime, in order to prevent Kazami Yuka from bringing the wedding dress to the other side, not only came to the Santu River to intercept it, but even took the initiative to fight Kazami Yuka.
Although I don't know what the reason is, it is certain that the attractiveness of wedding dresses varies from person to person, and the more powerful people are, the more they can resist the temptation of wedding dresses, and perhaps there is also a relationship of mood and identity...... Just like Kazami Yuka and Shijiyinghime, at least Tang Hao couldn't imagine how shy they looked when they put on their wedding dresses.
That being the case—
Thinking of this, Tang Hao hurriedly took out his mobile phone, pressed Jianrufei, and sent a signal to the tool man.
"Zimei, save me!"
The best tool person in the world is none other than Zimei!
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