"Second brother, the task assigned by the boss is too perverted, we have killed wild boars for so long before we have been promoted to level 3, and there are only more than fifty copper coins, you said that before 12 noon tomorrow, can a few of us play enough 500 copper coins? The boss also asked us to change to a trainee career, how can this be done? The world was domineering and complained to Gu Yue.

The world is mentally retarded: "Domineering is right! It's likely that a few of us won't be able to complete the task assigned by the boss. In addition,It's too boring to cut monsters.,If you can form a girl to tease.,Then a few of us will be able to double the upgrade speed.,Do you say it's the old five? ”

The fifth child in the world nodded and said, "What the mentally handicapped brother said is right!" If you want to upgrade quickly, you have to match men and women to work without getting tired and double the efficiency......"

Xiang Guyue said, "You guys are honest with me, and you can upgrade your sloppy skills." The boss has already said that if you can't complete the task, you will be sent to his beauty and weight loss center, and the devil will lose weight for a day. ”

To Xiang Guyue's words, the doctors of the world didn't take it to heart, he said: "Isn't it just to lose weight for a day?" No big deal. Hey? Fatty, are you cold? Why are you shivering? ”

The fat brother in the world, with a sad face, said, "No, it's not cold." ”

The doctor in the world said suspiciously: "Then what are you trembling about?" Isn't it just to lose weight, as for being scared like this? ”

The fat brother in the world was just about to speak, but was stopped by the world's mental retardation.

The world is mentally retarded, with a lewd smile on his face, and said: "I have been to the boss's weight loss center, and the word 'cool' is one word, and the weight loss effect is obvious." ”

Doctors all over the world were puzzled and asked, "Isn't weight loss all about dieting, exercising, liposuction, or surgery to remove part of the stomach?" It's all painful, how can it be cool? ”

The world is mentally retarded, with a look of contempt, and said: "The boss thinks of ideas, how can you think of them." Let me tell you, the boss's weight loss center has 5 rooms, each room, and allows you to lose 1 to 5 pounds a day. Of course, the fees are also different. I've been to the first 4 rooms, and I'm raising money to go to the 5th room. ”

The doctor of the world said angrily: "You TMD less ink, say the point." ”

The world's mentally retarded hehehe smiled and said, "Hehe! The boss's weight loss center, the first room is about 20 square meters, and there is a three-point beauty in it. When I went in, I saw the beautiful woman holding up a sign that said, 'As long as you catch me, I'll be at your disposal.' 'The first time I went, MD, it took me a lot of effort to catch the beauty, and after I caught the beauty...... Hey! I came out and measured my weight and lost more than 1 catty. ”

The doctor of the world, with a yearning look and a sigh of humor, asked, "What is the situation in the second room?" ”

The world is mentally retarded, and his face is obscene, and he says. "When I go the second time, I'm curious. I paid the money and entered the second room, the size was the same as the first room, except that there were two beautiful women in it, both holding signs 'As long as you catch me, I will be at your disposal.' 'When I get them, that's cool!' came out to measure my weight and lost more than two pounds. The effect is called a good one. ”

"That's all you have to offer! I guess one more, and you'll have to hold on to the wall to get out. The world is domineering, said disdainfully.

The world's mentally retarded nodded and said, "Hehe! You're half right, but I didn't come out with the wall. ”

"The third time, the third room I went to, there were three beautiful women in it...... For the fourth time, there were four beauties in the room...... Haha, I'm almost out of money now, I'll go to the last room in a few days. I heard the waiter say that the last room, there are surprises, as long as you go once, it will be unforgettable for a lifetime. Maybe there are not five beauties in it, but eight, ten...... When the time comes, it will definitely be refreshing. ”

Xiang Guyue snorted coldly and did not speak.

The fat brother in the world kept shaking his head......

The fifth child in the world looked envious, but seeing that the fat brother in the world didn't seem to have something to say, and now he shook his head again, it shouldn't be as simple as the mentally retarded said. So, the fifth child in the world typed and chatted with the fat brother privately: "Fatty, as soon as my brother looks at it, I know that you understand the situation, tell my brother, what's going on with the weight loss center?" ”

The fat brother in the world typed and replied: "I told you, don't say that I said it." ”

"Brother's character, can't you believe it?" The old five in the world are like a decent man and a gentleman.

The fat brother in the world said: "That's good, 100 copper coins information fee." ”

The fifth child in the world said with contempt: "Damn! You're so dark, not more than 50. ”

The fat brother in the world is also simply: "Okay, 50 is 50." ”

After negotiating the price, the fat brother of the world said: "The first 4 rooms are the same as those said by the mentally retarded, and the fifth room is surrounded by an iron fence, and there are beautiful women outside the fence, but people who lose weight are locked up in an iron fence." There were no beautiful women inside, only an oversized male orangutan, and a sign that read, 'Catch you, and you'll be left to it.'" 'Think about it, the male orangutan was teased by the beautiful woman outside the fence, what would be the effect when he saw someone entering the fence......"

Hearing the fat brother's words, the old five chrysanthemums in the world tightened, and said in surprise: "I'm!" That's not going to be a strong (anal fissure) man......"

The fat brother in the world: "That's certain, and in order to lose 5 pounds a day, you must be locked up for 12 hours, and then it's not just a matter of strong men." ”

The fifth child in the world broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Damn!" There are really 'surprises' in this fifth room...... No, fat man, how do you know so clearly? Have you been? ”

The fat brother in the world shook his head and said: "I don't have this kind of unforgettable experience, a friend of mine has been there, he likes to record a video for that, once I inadvertently looked at his mobile phone, and saw 5 files inside, the file names are XX beauty weight loss center, the first 4 are as the mentally retarded said, the man chases the woman's run, after the chase, cough cough...... The last video, super 'bloody', I won't talk about it, you know. ”

The fifth child in the world shuddered involuntarily: "It's too miserable." Oh, by the way, Brother Xiang, if we can't complete the task, we will all be sent to lose weight for a day, is it to the fifth room? ”

The fat brother in the world nodded and said, "It is very likely that several of us were sent to that room at the same time, otherwise, what are I trembling when I hear weight loss?" ”

The fifth child in the world also trembled, and the typist didn't listen to the call: "I...... No way! Fat man, oh, no, fat brother, brother, I owe your 50 copper coins first, and I'll give it to you tomorrow, or ......"

The fat brother in the world said, "It's okay, fifth brother." The mentally retarded two goods, aren't they noisy to go? Tomorrow we really can't complete the task, so the brothers will scrape together some money for him to fulfill that kid's wish to become a 'strong' man. ”

The fifth child in the world: "Yes, yes, brother's clever plan!" Haha, mentally retarded when the time comes...... Hahaha......"

The world is mentally retarded: "Old five, do you have a problem?" What's wrong with smirking? ”

The fifth child in the world: "Haha, no." Eh, I saw the boss, and I didn't smile when I saw the boss, so you kid has a problem. ”

Looking at the fifth child's line of sight, the world was mentally retarded, and he was shocked: "Damn!" It's really a boss. Brother Xiang, brush the boss. But there are two guys who don't open their eyes, and they're fighting bosses, so we're chopping people first? Or chop the boss first? ”

The fifth child in the world inadvertently discovered the [Wild Boar Commander], and in the sight of more than a dozen people, Chen Shi and the stick method were fighting the boss.

Xiang Guyue groaned slightly, and then ordered: "Mentally retarded, you go and tell the two of them, our World Guild will charter the leveling, tell those two kid bosses to stay, and get out of here." ”

The world was puzzled, and said: "There are so many of us, and we still use so much trouble, just kill them, it's not over." ”

The world is domineering: "If you are told to go, you will go, what is BB, Brother Xiang is called salute first and then soldier, you kid knows a fart." ”

"Okay, I'll go."

......

Chen Shi and stick technique of fierce battle with the boss are skillful in cooperation. Chen Shi is the main skill, and the stick method is assisted. When Chen Shi has a mistake or lack of qi and blood, the stick method is on top and supports for a few seconds. Wait for Chen Shi's qi and blood to be full, and then change the stick method.

As for the two skills of the boss, they have been used many times, and they have not had much impact on Chen Shi and the others.

[Manic] skill, increases attack by 10% and attack speed by 10%.

[Heavy Attack] skill, single attack. Chen Shi once took a hard hit, and the damage was about 120% of the damage of a normal attack. However, when the boss activates this skill, the mace will flash with light, and with this early warning effect, Chen Shi can easily avoid it.

The two alternated with each other, and they had worn off nearly 3,000 points of the boss's qi and blood.

Seeing more than a dozen people approaching from the world, including the mentally retarded. Chen Shi frowned slightly: "Stick method, you step back first, I'll take the boss, these people seem to be not good." ”

Stick method, snorted coldly, and said: "Hmph! If they dare to rob the boss, they have to ask my stick first. ”

Chen Shi, a little speechless, said: "You step back first, act at the opportunity, these people are scattered in formation, intending to surround the two of us." You and I go one after the other, if one is surrounded, the other can still be rescued. ”

Stick method, said: "Okay then! ”

......

The world's mentally retarded came to Chen Shi and the others approached, and said loudly: "The World Guild will charter the training field, you two acquaintances hurry up, lest I have to spend some effort to send you back to the village." By the way, you may not know my brother yet, Brother Rong will introduce himself first, my brother is mentally retarded in the world, you may not have heard of my brother's name, but you should have seen the system announcement of killing the boss before, the boss was killed by my brother, and my brother was very low-key and hid his ID. ”

Chen Shi laughed in his heart: "The world of online games is really wonderful, and the thick-skinned skin is so thick, it is really TMD." You say that you can't pretend to be someone you look for, and you still pretend when you meet the main owner? It made me speak foully......"

The voice of the stick method came from the team channel: "This kid is too TMD, try to lure him to attack first, if we attack first, it will be very troublesome, the novice village guards are not vegetarians." ”

Chen Shi replied, "It seems that there are no guards in the novice village, right?" There are four gates in the southeast, northwest and northwest, and there is a sloppy old man at the south gate, holding a gourd, leaning on the willow tree and falling asleep. ”

Stick method: "Maybe that old man is a novice village guard, and when he sees a player with a high sin value, a super skill of [Bacchus] or something, he will kill the red rookie in seconds." ”

Chen Shi was speechless.

"I said that you kid can really pretend, brother is talking to you, didn't you hear it? A few brothers do it. Seeing that Chen Shi ignored him, the mentally retarded became angry, and beckoned Xiang Guyue and a few people behind him, and then slashed at Chen Shi with a knife in his hand.

Chen Shi said with a smile: "It seems that there is no need to lure them, these guys are going to do it because of the large number of people." ”

Stick Law despised and said, "A group of second goods." ”

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