"Hold the grass - it's my business!"

When the stove heard that Taiyi Zhenren was going to give himself to the rabbit, he immediately howled at the top of his throat: "I don't want it, I oppose it, I protest!" ”

"Life is already so difficult, if protest is useful, what do you need the law for?"

Taiyi Zhenren said, winking at the stove.

"You are an old immortal, you are going to give me away, why are you still staring at me?" The stove scolded.

"Stare at you? This immortal is going to beat you up! ”

Taiyi Zhenren said, and he got into a mess with the stove.

"It's really exciting, I feel that Taiyi Zhenren can't send anything except Nezha, and everything else can be delivered casually!"

"I feel sorry for the stove for a second!"

"Doesn't anyone feel sorry for the Howling Dog?"

"This Nima Yang Jian has lost the three-pointed two-edged gun and the roaring dog, Nezha has lost the Hot Wheels, and Taiyi Zhenren has no stove, is this still the glory of the king I know?"

"Guiguzi expressed dissatisfaction, the old man Xuanweizi was eaten and wiped clean by rabbits!"

"Cheng Biting Jin shrunk in the corner and shivered, it's not that Lao Tzu is squatting in the tuba, but that Lao Tzu doesn't have a belt of trousers!"

"In this way, Jiang Ziya said that the days can still pass!"

"Hahaha-"

“666——”

"Alright, the stove is the stove! It's not very useful, but it looks good for barbecue! Shi Jinlang reluctantly accepted it.

"Come on, come into the arms of Master Rabbit!"

Shi Jinlang stretched out his hand to the stove, and the stove walked towards the rabbit with great reluctance.

"Right now!"

Taiyi Zhenren shouted, Nezha and Yang Jian jumped up from the ground, the two of them lifted the stove upside down left and right, Taiyi Zhenren opened the stove lid, only to hear a "bang", and the stove turned the rabbit upside down.

"Did you catch it?" Taiyi Zhenren asked excitedly.

The stove was full of black lines and said: "It turns out that you are an old immortal who keeps blinking your eyes is what it means, I thought you were in heat!" ”

"Caught, I've seen the rabbit locked in the furnace by the Samadhi True Fire!" Yang Jian's forehead flashed with golden light, and Tianyan blinked at Taiyi.

"Great!" Taiyi Zhenren turned the stove over, then closed the lid and said: "Finally, the effort is not in vain, and you will be able to eat fragrant oven-roasted rabbits soon!" ”

"Master is so powerful, Nezha really admires you to death!"

"Hahaha-" Taiyi Zhenren touched Nezha's little head and said: "Baby apprentice, you have to remember one sentence, ginger is still old and spicy, don't look at the teacher just now, in fact, this is all an illusion, just a rabbit, how can it escape from the palm of the master's hand?" ”

"Uncle Taiyi is really powerful, sure enough, everything is under the control of Uncle Taiyi!" Yang Jian paused and said, "It's just a pity that my three-pointed two-edged gun, I don't know if it will be refined with the rabbit?" ”

"Rest assured, this rabbit should have some kind of magical power for space storage, and when it becomes a roast rabbit, its magical power will naturally be self-defeating, and your gun will still be your gun when the time comes!" Taiyi Zhenren stroked the beard on his chin and said, "My apprentice's Hot Wheels and Immortal Gold Bricks are also on rabbits, how could I not consider this kind of thing?" ”

"Uncle Shi is wise!"

"Master is awesome!"

When Yang Jian and Nezha were filming Taiyi's real ass, a black shadow flashed.

"What's that?"

Taiyi Zhenren's windbreaker "whirred", and it seemed that something was brushing him past.

"It's a strange black panther!"

Yang Jian's three eyes saw more clearly.

"Looks like we're missing something?" Nezha said with a frown.

"Grass and mud horses, Lao Tzu was snatched away, are you blind?"

The sound of the stove came from afar.

"Not good!" Taiyi Zhenren slapped his thigh and said, "Chase!" ”

Yang Jian took out the Tai Er Sword, summoned Liuyun and chased straight over.

Nezha swung the three-pointed spear, put on the Qiankun ring, jumped into the air, and the next second he fell to the ground.

"Master, where's Hot Wheels?"

"In the hands of rabbits!"

"Where's the rabbit?"

"In the stove!"

"Where's the stove?" Nezha patted his head and said, "Oh, the stove has been robbed!" ”

"Brother Yang Jian, come back and pick me up, I won't fly!"

Nezha shouted as Biansa chased after him.

Taiyi Zhenren shook his head, he slapped his windbreaker, his body rose without wind, and in the blink of an eye, he caught up with Nezha, who was panting like a cow and was chasing Zhenghuan.

"Master, when did you pass this dress to me?"

"Master just has this clothes, and I'll give it to you when I die!"

"And when are you going to die?"

“...”

Taiyi Zhenren in the flying almost hit the mountain, if it weren't for this one apprentice, he really wanted to throw Nezha directly from the sky.

"Youkai Hugh away!"

Yang Jian urged Liuyun, and the two ups and downs had already caught up with the black panther in the run.

"Stop him, stop him!"

Taiyi Zhenren shouted and chased after him.

Yang Jian took out the Tai Er Sword, stepped on the flowing clouds under his feet, and his body swirled in the air like a flying swallow, and then landed lightly in front of the black panther.

"Brother Yang Jian, don't do it, let Nezha clean it up!"

Nezha broke away from Taiyi Zhenren's arm, flicked the chaotic Tianya in mid-air, and raised the fire-tipped spear to stab the black panther ass like a detached cannonball.

When Yang Jian heard this, he put down the Taier sword he raised again, he originally wanted to kill the black panther by himself, and he had the evil spirit of being humiliated by the rabbit, but Nezha is the third prince, nepotism crushes people to death, this force himself can't pretend, and he has to leave it to Nezha to pretend.

The panther sensed the heat rolling in behind it, and it jerked back, only to see a ball of flame coming straight at him.

"Anti-aircraft guns ready, fire!"

The panther grinned, and a fist-sized cannonball shot out of the barrel on its back.

"Boom—"

The cannonball accurately hit Nezha in the flames, accompanied by a burst of "crackling" sparks, the black panther looked up to the sky and laughed: "Science and technology change life, hot weapons create the future!" ”

As soon as the panther finished speaking, there was another "crackling" firecracker explosion, and the colorful fireworks were strangely placed in the night sky into four big words: Happy Spring Festival!

"Nima!"

The panther spurted out a mouthful of old blood, where is this anti-aircraft gun, this is obviously a fireworks launcher.

"Bang-"

Nezha fell to the ground, he jumped up, wiped the cannon fodder on his face with Chaotian Aya and said: "You dead leopard, you dare to beat me with a cannon battle, this prince is not finished with you today!" ”

"Forget it!" The panther gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "Go die!" ”

"Bang bang bang-"

A series of dense bullets rang out, and Gatlin, who was not emitting blue fire, shot wildly.

"What the hell is this?"

Nezha looked at his body that had been shot into a hornet's nest, and then stuck to the ground again.

"Gatling!" The panther laughed loudly and said, "Made-in-China!" ”

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