"Little plum, go to the water."

Chen Xiyan sat on the sofa and stretched out his hand elegantly, waiting for someone to serve tea diligently.

After waiting for a while, the kitchen didn't react at all, and she couldn't help but shout.

"What about water? Why don't you send it over? ”

"Don't worry, it takes time to get water."

Li Qingshan finally replied to her, and quickly brought out a large basin of water.

……

Such a big basin!

Are you a buffalo or an elephant when I am it?

"I want to drink water, I don't want to take a shower!"

Chen Xiyan can't go over and beat him twice and kick him a few times, with this ability to do things, what else can you expect him to do?

"But I think you need to sober up."

This is also in Gu Qianxin's house, he can't let go of his hands and feet, otherwise this basin of water would have been poured on her head, does the title of "little plum" have anything to do with him?

"You want to splash me with water?"

Chen Xiyan got up and walked to him, his head raised and his small chest straight.

"Splash, splash, I promise not to hide!"

……

Dead girl!

Just bully my uncle to be honest!

Li Qingshan really couldn't pour water on her head, after all, no matter how bastard his stepfather was, he didn't do this, right?

"I'll come here for a smaller one."

Go back and change a small bowl, make up the bottom of the bowl and then splash it, it dries quickly, and it does not affect the mood.

"Stop! The water is left to help me wash my feet. ”

Chen Xiyan's eyes rolled, and he had a new idea.

Want to wash your feet?

Say!

Li Qingshan turned around and put the basin of water in front of the sofa.

"Come and wash it."

Chen Xiyan walked over and sat down, lifted his feet, and gave him a few glances one after another, seeing that he was still indifferent, he couldn't help but say angrily.

"You're stupid, come and wash it for me!"

Li Qingshan walked over and sat on the coffee table and met her face to face.

"Little girl, are you mistaken, I'm not your maid, why should I serve you?"

Chen Xiyan rolled his eyes and put his foot on his lap.

"Look at my dress, don't you understand?"

What else can you say about your dress?

Li Qingshan took a closer look, a silver small lapel suit, with a uniform skirt of the same color, flesh-colored stockings, pointed lace-up high heels with a black face and red bottom, a typical OL girl dress, nothing special?

Seeing that he was still dizzy and didn't enter the state at all, Chen Xiyan had no choice but to make his words clear.

"I'm playing my mom right now, giving you practice to increase your chances of success."

……

Can you still play like this?

It's not that I don't understand, it's that the girl is too hard to guess!

"You're not playing the right role, I haven't had anything to do with your mother, can she affectionately call me 'Little Plum'? And washing her feet, if I can help her wash her feet, won't everything be done? ”

It's okay to play pretend games, but you can't fast-forward, you can't play this kind of thing.

Belch!

Chen Xiyan pondered it carefully, and also felt that the progress was a little faster, what she showed was completely the plot after they hooked up and became adulterous, but the most important question now is......

They haven't hooked up yet!

She quickly withdrew her feet, gathered her hair, and sat there in a dignified manner.

"It's not just now, let's start over, how about starting with a confession?"

Vindicate?

I haven't played it in hundreds of years......

How to watch?

Think about it......

Li Qingshan scratched his head and thought about it seriously, he didn't seem to have confessed properly in his life, and he usually didn't say anything in his mouth, and his hand went up first.

He thinks this is more accurate, after all, women are famous for their duplicity, you have to guess everything, and the key is always to guess wrong.

It's different with hands, a woman's body is very honest, can you accept it, and the result will come out immediately after touching it twice.

If you just gently dodge, or blush, or scold "stinky rascal", congratulations, there is a door!

The success rate is at least 80%!

If you draw a backhand with a big-eared scraper, and then add this stinky rascal, then congratulations again, you can find your next target.

If you continue to entangle, the success rate will be infinitely close to zero......

Of course, if you touch it, if the woman doesn't dodge or dodge, it means that you can proceed to the next procedure.

At this time, what you need to consider is the number of condoms in your pocket, as well as the recent maintenance of your body.

Remember, do what you can.

According to the current state of him and Gu Yixin, what kind of confession do you need, you don't even need to be tempted, just go to bed and roll back and forth, it's a big deal to change a few more tricks in order to increase mutual understanding.

But he wants to pretend to be a big head in front of Chen Xiyan, and it seems that he still has to pass the confession level, what should he say?

After thinking about it, Li Qingshan leaned forward and put his hand on her shoulder.

"Beauty, dating?"

……

I'll ask you a big-headed ghost!

Chen Xiyan took a pillow with his backhand and smashed it on his head.

"Get out! You're a hooligan, not a confession! ”

Li Qingshan pulled his hand back depressedly, he also knew that this sentence was not good, except on the Internet, the success rate was very low.

The key is to find the special word of cannon ~ friend, which is too far from Chen Xiyan's requirements, and you must have affection before you can say anything else......

Isn't that embarrassing!

That's right!

Go to school on TV!

Li Qingshan knelt on one knee, touched two bananas and held them in his hands, all as roses, anyway, it's acting, right?

That's right, just get the atmosphere!

"Beauty, marry me!"

Chen Xiyan touched his forehead, felt that he had really lost to him, and said that he would not let her jump, but he jumped farther than anyone else, and jumped from confession to marriage proposal.

And the marriage proposal is so hooligan, who proposes not shouting "XXX marry me!" How many people are calling for a beautiful woman to marry me?

There are so many beautiful women, you can marry them!

Pulled a banana from his hand, peeled it and took a bite, Chen Xiyan Nunu's mouth.

"Give me a reason first."

Let him confess seriously, it is estimated that it is unlikely, after all, he doesn't have that talent, let's see if he can say anything constructive, and then guide it appropriately, maybe there will be a better effect.

Reason?

"I have a car, a house, a child, good health, and I eat a good ......."

"Stop! I have all of these, please say something meaningful. ”

Chen Xiyan has already entered the role and regards herself as her mother, so when someone wants to run the train with her mouth full again, she directly shouts to stop.

Meaningful?

Some eat and some live, have children around your knees, and have a good body to accompany you to old age, what could be more meaningful than these?

Li Qingshan got up and sat down beside Chen Xiyan and told her the truth.

"Yan Yan, you just spare Uncle, I have never confessed in my life, I have no experience at all, I don't know what to say at all, let's take a subtle and silent way, let your mother slowly get used to me and accept me."

Isn't it a process of getting used to it?

Until they can no longer be separated from each other......

"Tsing Yi, in fact, your sentence is very level. The so-called confession is nothing more than using words to impress the other party and make promises. You're actually very good at talking, so why don't you try to confess in your own way? ”

Chen Xiyan stared at him, no longer thinking of him as her scumbag uncle, but a man, she believed that as long as she worked hard, she would definitely be able to bring him into a state.

Tsing shirt?

How long has it been since no one called that......

Why is Xiao Lala so easy to say, and there is no sense of disobedience at all?

"What kind of words can impress a person?"

After all, they are not women, and they don't know what they want to confess, and Li Qingshan doesn't mind humbly asking for advice.

Although little Lala's sexual orientation is problematic, she is really a girl.

"First of all, it has to be the truth, and the lie can't be deceived for a while. Secondly, it must be full of feelings, this woman who cannot be adulterated and has a sharp mind can be seen at once. In the end, you have to be reasonable, although sometimes there is no reason to fall in love with someone. But most girls want your love to be justified, because then they can feel that they are unique and irreplaceable. ”

When Chen Xiyan said this, he looked at someone.

"Look me in the eye and tell me, what do you like about me?"

"The face is beautiful, the legs are long and beautiful, and the rabbit is cute."

Don't say I don't know, as soon as Li Qingshan said it, I found out that Xiao Lala is really quite tempting.

"Anything else?"

Chen Xiyan asked with squinted eyes.

"Big eyes, small mouths and seductive ......"

Touch!

As soon as Li Qingshan praised a few words, Chen Xiyan carried a pillow and smashed his head and face.

"I make you have big eyes, I call you small and seductive, and I have a big hand! Can't you be serious? Even if it's a little bit! Just like you, you can't even pass this level for me, how can you get my mother? ”

Chen Xiyan hated iron a little.

"You ask me why I like you, I'm telling the truth, if I don't even like your appearance, where can I talk about anything else?"

Li Qingshan felt that he was quite aggrieved, he hadn't praised a girl like this for a long time, and as a result, he was beaten up.

Chen Xiyan heard him say this and stopped continuing to attack.

"You said you just saw me in your eyes?"

"Who else could it be if it wasn't you? Is there anyone else here? ”

Li Qingshan felt that her question was unreasonable.

"But I told you to treat me as my mother, and you forgot about it?"

Chen Xiyan's tone was much softer, and it seemed that he was quite enjoying someone's compliment.

Syllable!

Li Qingshan slapped his forehead!

I'm a pig!

How can you forget all the big premises?

"I'm sorry, let's do it again."

Li Qingshan took a breath and stared at her shining eyes.

"The reason why I like your mom is right?"

Seeing Chen Xiyan nodding slightly, he continued.

"At first, I just thought you were cute and funny, after all, you are so adult, and you are wearing cartoon panties, and you are still a Dumbo on it, and the thought of that elephant trunk makes my stomach hurt when I laugh."

When Chen Xiyan heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, was this a confession, or was he telling a joke? If my mother is really here, it will be strange if she doesn't kick you for 108,000 miles!

"I have feelings for you, it should be that time when we drank together, your amazing amount of alcohol, it really scared me."

……

Do you still drink together?

What the hell did you do afterward!

Chen Xiyan's eyes widened!

"I want to be with you, it's our second drink...... I'd rather you be like the first time. ”

……

Wait a minute!

I haven't made it clear for the first time!

Don't develop by leaps and bounds!

"Not being able to get drunk is perhaps the greatest sorrow in the world, because you don't even have a chance to deceive yourself...... Come with me, I can get drunk when you want, wake up when you want, in this world, recklessly! ”

Li Qingshan seemed to have entered a state, reached out and hugged Chen Xiyan into his arms, and opened his mouth to kiss him.

Not......

……

Uncle Scum and so on!

Someone opened the door!