Act I: The Rat Birth Opens Scene
"I'm sure I didn't come out of a rat asylum!"
Looking at the large group of 'kinds' in front of him who seemed to be still, Chen Tu wanted to cry without tears.
The fact that you may become a mouse when you wake up is not written in the textbook, and it was encountered by Chen Tu, is there any heavenly reason!
Recalling that he was almost shot to death by his mother this morning, Chen Tu felt scared for a while, even if my life is over, the rat life is almost over!
Chen Tu, who has lived for eighteen years, certainly knows that in this family, rats must die! Don't ask why! In short, when you see a mouse, you just need to drugged it.
What the?! Rats don't eat? Then shoot it to death! In the eyes of the native mother, there is no problem that the sole of the shoe cannot solve, and if there is, then two! This is what Tu Ma taught Chen Tu since he was a child.
"Alas, there are too many iniquities."
Chen Tuxin said, think about the fresh rat life sliding past him.
How proud my smile was before, how sad my current situation is.
"Alas, I can't play happily anymore." Chen Tula shrugged the mouse ears and said dejectedly.
"I don't care what you're talking to yourself, anyway, get out of this hole right away!" The rat trembled and stepped forward, threatening.
The reason why he was scared was because Chen Tu had a murderous aura on his body. That's right, it's murderous, this rat must have done a lot of bad things that hurt the sky and the rat!
"But he's handsome!" Little Sister Rat stood behind Rat Big and whispered.
"Handsome can't be a reason!" The rat said violently.
Seeing the other party's momentum, Chen Tu flicked his tail in embarrassment.
"You can't let me dig a hole in broad daylight, huh? What's more, the rat said: The rats in the world are a family! Chen Tu fabricated.
You must not go out at this time! Tu Ma will definitely lay a net next to this new rat hole, waiting for the rat to throw itself into the net.
This is no joke, Chen Tu knows best. Tuma's ancestor is a certain general, what grandson's art of war, Wei Xuanzi, Sima Fa, Chen Tu's family has it.
It is said that the ancestor of Tu Ma was born at the wrong time, born in a peaceful and prosperous era, and had nowhere to play the art of war, so he started to catch mice, set up troops, and took the enemy's head among thousands of rats.
Tu Ma naturally got a bit of the true inheritance, and now as a mouse, where does Chen Tu dare to give his mother a fight, and he is afraid of it.
"No, if you have one more mouth, our rat food for the winter will be cut off." Rat Da continued to excuse himself.
"Brother, I'll go out now, quasi-cool. Rat said: Save the life of the rat, and win the seventh-level floating slaughter. Chen Tu began to play the emotional card.
Sure enough, the kind-hearted rat was at a loss, and the little rat sister on the side pleaded again: "Rat, you can agree." ”
"Isn't it just a rat coming out of a hole? This is a matter of course, what is there to be afraid of? ”
Rat Mu jumped out from behind the rat, and he knew that he was not a smart rat by looking stupid.
"You're new here, don't you know that rats are hard to survive here?"
Looking at his nest of six mice, Chen Tu's heart couldn't help but feel a little flustered, if it had been before, he would have killed it earlier.
"yes, we accidentally hit the hole here. I saw that this place was very good, so I moved here. ”
It was the little mouse who spoke, a scheming female mouse.
"Then let's get out of your hole, it's dangerous. It may be flooded, or smoked. ”
Chen Tu tried hard to think about his mother's method of dealing with the rat hole, but he blamed him for being too lazy before and not studying it carefully.
"But the rat told us to seal the hole." Little Sister Rat said anxiously.
"Little sister, don't listen to him, who knows if this mouse has a good heart."
Rat said in disbelief.
Chen Tuzhen wanted to give them a pack of rat poison. But now he is a mouse, and he is a mouse that can't make holes, and at present, he can only rely on the strength of the rat to escape from his mother's clutches.
"If you don't listen to me, you'll really die. Besides, do I need to lie to you? ”
The rats in the countryside have not yet entered the WTO, and when Chen Tu said this, he will be suspicious and follow Chen Tu's actions.
"Hurry up, time is life!"
Looking at the rats digging quickly in front of him, Chen Tu shouted for them.
After all, this rat path had been opened before, and it was quickly dug through with the combined efforts of several rats.
At this moment, a puff of smoke came out from behind him, and he didn't think it was put by Tu Ma.
Chen Tu hurriedly said: "Everyone run away, otherwise the rat will die!" ”
By this time, the six rats had fully believed Chen Tu's words. hurriedly got out of the hole, and at this time Chen Tu realized that he had run to the neighbor's house.
The neighbor is not at home all the year round, Chen Tu has a feeling of being a thief, but after thinking about it, TM I am a mouse, who am I afraid of!
At this time, the rat was already grateful, he ran to Chen Tu's side, and said gratefully: "Although I don't know what your name is, you are indeed a good rat." ”
After hearing this, Chen Tu felt so awkward? Well, Chen Tu remembered that he was now a rat.
"My name is Chen Tu, and yes, I am indeed a good mouse." Chen Tu boasted without a bottom line.
"So Chen Tu, where are we going next?" Rat said suspiciously.
Rats are one such group, and they only follow the smartest mice.
Chen Tu thought about it, I can't hide in the underground of a big grain grower's house to eat and drink, and then live my life without pursuit.
This is too boring, since the rat life has begun, then there must be a rat-like!
But, what am I going to do? Chen Tu thought for just a few seconds and had an answer in his heart.
I saw Chen Tu jump on the coffee table of the neighbor's house, raise his tail high, and shout hard. "I'm going to build an empire!"
The following group of rats exploded the pot and discussed what kind of pot this "emperor pot" was, and can the emperor pot be eaten?
Well, sure enough, it was a bunch of uncivilized rats, and Mu Ze patted his forehead, no, because he should say that it was his own rat head.
Chen Tu thought about it in a blink of an eye, what era is this, I want to keep pace with the times, he cleared his throat and tried his best to make his language as elegant as possible:
"We must fight for the interests of the vast number of fellow rats, and strive for the establishment of a federation of rat countries where rat people can eat and live a happy life!"
"Struggle!" The rats below began to shout after Chen Tu.
In fact, they didn't understand anything, they just heard a few words "full of food".
Naturally, in their hearts, there is an equivalent relationship: struggle = full food.
Chen Tu jumped off the coffee table with relief, it was different to have a small goal, and the whole mouse was in good spirits.
"So, let's take our first steps towards a beautiful new rat life!" Chen Tu shouted.