[26] Father-in-law Qiu's talent show
I didn't sleep well on the night of the Honolulu Royalty Race.
Because, even in Hawaii, I met him.
.......
"The flowers and birds in the harem of the Great Experiment make Aiqing, why don't you choose a concubine for the emperor? What is the cost of coming to the land of the West? ”
After flirting with the little American boy, Qiu Qianren met me and asked with a disgusting expression.
“....... That's my line..... Qiu Qianren: What are you doing in Hawaii? ”
I asked, looking at him.
"Hahaha, ignorant little Ji, obviously, I'm here to participate in the queen hula contest here."
He said this to me, and then showed me his fat and twisted his bucket waist.
“......”
I didn't want to see the Queen's Hula anymore.
But Ling and Maomao were looking forward to this competition, so they took me along.
I was off the stage and watched the contestants perform on stage.
Some of the performances are really good, and it can be said that Hawaiian hula is performed as an art, swaying willow waists, flying grass skirts, interpreting Hawaii's passionate and exotic unique style.
Those aunts and aunts, although their waists are no longer slender, are still dancing enthusiastically, which is worthy of our admiration.
Occasionally, there are men such as uncles and young men, but they will also get a lot of encouragement and applause, their hula is different from the women's hula, more strong and unrestrained.
And after watching a lot of great performances, finally, the last thing I want to see is the show that comes.
Qiu Qianren played.
He was shirtless, revealing slightly tanned yellow skin, fat piling up on his waist, and some strange tattoos on his stomach and arms.
He has a lot of feathers on his head, and his face is painted with strange patterns.
Wobbly, he walked up to the stage, then held the microphone, took a deep breath, and then began to speak:
He spoke in English, and because the text was too large, I automatically made up the English brain he said into Chinese——
"Hi everyone, hello ladies in the left stand, hello ladies in the right stands!"
He first greeted everyone warmly, mainly the ladies of course.
"Bang Bang
The audience burst into applause.
"My name is Qiu Qianren...... From a remote rural village in Greater China. ”
Qiu Qianren bowed slightly politely and said to the audience of judges in the audience.
Your sister! Qiu Qianren, you are not from the countryside at all!
I said this secretly in my heart, but I didn't want to expose his old background and continue to read it.
"My grandfather had a dream: his dream was to come to Hawaii and dance the hula, but unfortunately, he was paralyzed by lightning while practicing hula in the rain...... After that, he said to me that no matter what, he must inherit his dream, and the dream is great. ”
Qiu Qianren said this sincerely to the judges and the audience.
Hey, Qiu Qianren, isn't your grandfather still healthy? Don't hack your grandfather!
The judges in the audience should not be moved by his sensational script that he made up at first glance.
I glanced at the judges in the audience.
Huh?
Those chubby Yankee aunts - they started taking out toilet paper to wipe their tears!
"This classmate..... It's pathetic. ”
Maomao School Flower was already in tears at this time, her eyes were slightly red, she covered her hands in front of her chest, and looked at Qiu Qianren sympathetically.
“.......”
Cat, haven't you seen him in the provincial experiment?
Didn't this guy go to your homeroom teacher every day to hook up with each other! Why don't you remember him~! This guy is the scumbag Qiu Qianren, don't believe him so easily!
I said sadly in my heart, alas, it would be bad if the cat was deceived by a bad guy in the future.
"What is he doing......
"Isn't this Brother Qiu....."
"Uh, it's a bit of an impression, isn't this a shaved leg classmate?"
Ling, Alice and Xue Yuehua still knew Qiu Qianren, and they looked at Qiu Qianren's sensational performance on stage a little speechlessly-
- "For the sake of my grandfather's dream, I chose to take a temporary leave of absence from school, go to the city to work around, wash dishes for others, and post small advertisements, but when I have my spare time, I will go to the subway station in the city to perform hula dancing, and passers-by disdain my hula dancing, but for the sake of my grandfather's dream, I still continue to dance, while earning money enough to go to Hawaii......"
Qiu Qianren was still talking nonsense, the judges and the audience had finished crying a piece of toilet paper, and the cat school girl also began to wipe her tears with a handkerchief.
- "Now, I am finally standing on the soil of Hawaii, for my grandfather's dream!" I'm going to perform in the future – I don't have a ticket back, but I'm sure I'm going to win this show and get a big buck back home..... If I could—I would like to cure my paralysis! ”
Qiu Qianren said word by word, and then, tears flowed from his eyes.
"Bang Bang-"
The audience applauded thunderously, and before he could perform, sobs and encouragement sounded in the crowd, and the judges were already crying bitterly......
Then, waving tears, Qiu Qianren twisted his tattooed bucket waist...... On stage, he danced his hula dance like a cult ritual.
“GREAT! MYBOY!”
(Well done, kid!) )
“YOUARECHAMPION!”
(You're the champion!) )
The audience and judges in the audience, no matter how Qiu Qianren danced, stood up and applauded loudly and screamed, tears flowing.
“OK..... OK.....“
A respectable grandmother stood up on the judges' bench, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then, picked up the microphone, and asked Qiu Qianren:
"May I ask this classmate, do you think your grandfather will be proud of you? Do you regret taking the hula path? ”
The judge's loud voice was all over the audience, asking Qiu Qianren.
"Because..... I'm sure Grandpa will be proud of me, so - I don't regret it. ”
Qiu Qianren's tears flowed out again, holding up the tattooed belly, and said impassionedly.
"Bang Bang-"
Qiu Qianren's last words were finished, and the audience once again resounded with an earth-shattering sound, and even the little boy who was teased by him yesterday applauded him with a handful of snot and tears at this time.
.......
I was stunned.
What's going on with this inexplicable sense of immediacy!
How do you feel that this scene is still like my country's [A Talent Show] or [A Good Voice]!
I have to say that Qiu Qianren has the potential to enter the entertainment industry!