Chapter 712: The Green Prophet and the Joker!
A female druid in her twenties catches a fallen leaf from a tree. Even in large forests, where the leaves fall a little later, there are already yellow leaves.
As soon as the leaves fall and the sky falls, the druids are still very sensitive to the changing seasons.
This year's winter came earlier, which is a big test for many species in the Northland.
Supposedly, the druids wouldn't be too sad, because it was all natural choice.
But Ge Qiusha has only been out of school for more than a year, and she has not yet cultivated that kind of cold-eyed mentality.
She can't help but help when she sees some poor animals.
Now Getyusha is a "civil servant" in the Ring of the North Wind, whose main mission is to teach talented druid apprentices.
It was too tight to manpower, and the Ring of the North Wind had no choice but to send a bronze mid-rank druid to teach those apprentices.
However, Ge Qiusha has rich theoretical knowledge and personality is also suitable for being a teacher, which also complements each other.
She pinched a leaf in her hand and said to the six druid apprentices, "We, as druids, must observe nature carefully. You see, although this leaf is yellow, it is not yet time to fall off, and the fracture is obvious, indicating that it is not falling off naturally......"
As she spoke, she raised her head and shouted, "Mr. Charlotte, please come down from the tree, we have seen you!" ”
Charlotte: "You're lying to me, you didn't even notice me." ”
Gtyusha: "But you've already spoken. ”
Charlotte: "...... Then I won't either. I climb trees with my ability, why did you tell me to come down! ”
Charlotte was stiff-mouthed and was using her brains to think about how to maintain her face.
I must not be embarrassed in front of this group of little guys!
One by one, I opened my mouth and closed my mouth to call me the boss, if I lose face, should I be the boss?
"Ahem!" Charlotte cleared her throat, "Actually, I'm in the tree for a reason. I'm looking at the changes in the natural world through the stars. This is the secret method of the Green Prophet, you don't understand! ”
I can think of this kind of shameless excuse. Charlotte thinks she's a fucking genius!
Ge Qiusha pointed to the sky helplessly, "But it's daytime now!" ”
"What's going on during the day? There are no stars in the daytime? Let me tell you, the stars are there during the day, but they can't be seen because the sun is too strong! Got it! ”
You fish-lipped otherworldly! Let me teach you a nature lesson as a PE teacher!
But Gyusa ignored him, and said to the six teenage apprentices, "Do not believe Mr. Charlotte. Although he is a green prophet, because he is a naturally awakened druid, no one teaches him! So some of the perceptions are wrong. ”
"The stars are a reflection of the gods, and they do not exist during the day. Only at night will the light shine from the astral plane......"
Gyusa didn't like Charlotte because he always told the apprentices strange stories and opinions.
Although the story is very good, such as Xiao Yan, who was divorced, Ge Qiusha was fascinated by it. It's terrifying!
But as a teacher, she never allows her students to listen to stories that affect their studies! This is the teacher's ethics!
Listened to Getyusha! Charlotte stands on the tree!
This news is simply a bolt from the blue!
The physical education teacher's nature class collapsed!
Charlotte rode on a tree branch, her eyes glazed over, "I'm so stupid, really! I only knew that I had scientific and cultural knowledge, but I forgot that this was a different world! Here the geocentric saying is right! The stars are fake! Fake! Hahahaha, fake ......"
When Ge Qiusha saw Charlotte dancing on the tree, she also panicked: If the new Green Prophet went crazy because of a few words from herself, it would be funny!
"Hey, Mr. Charlotte, are you alright. Don't think about it! We'll let you sit in on it, come down! ”
The six children were also comforting: "Yes, Boss Charlotte, don't think about it!" Although your character is not good and you are not educated, but your story is well told! Come down! ”
Charlotte: Mud Gate Songkai! I want to be quiet!
Soon a new joke circulated in the Ring of the North Wind:
When the Green Prophet Charlotte came to the camp, someone shouted, "Charlotte, you're eavesdropping on the apprentice's lesson again!" Charlotte did not answer, but discharged five seeds, and said, "A set of bread, and the juice should be good." ”
Someone else deliberately shouted, "You must be making jokes again!" Charlotte's eyes widened: "How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air!" ”
"What innocence, I heard you say with my own ears, what there are stars during the day, and the sun is strong or something."
Charlotte's face flushed, and the green veins on her forehead bloomed, and argued: "Science, the business of scientists, bold guesses and careful verification......
Then there are some difficult words, what: eight honors and eight shames, four promising youth, core values and so on.
The druids and rangers, who were already busy hitting the back of the head, burst into laughter. There was a happy air inside and outside the camp.
……
Of course, Charlotte is still very respected, except that she always eavesdrops on apprenticeship courses and is teased by the druids.
First of all, he is a green prophet, with a special status, and belongs to the kind of lord who has to give up one hand and one foot when fighting. Prestige is only below a few great druids.
The second is that he alone tops ten people!
His retinue is crazy about tasks, and they are extremely efficient, often dealing with seven or eight incidents a day. That's why those people in the camp have time to joke and have fun.
Charlotte: Get out of the way, the quest and experience are mine!
Finally, Charlotte's approachability. Those big druids are not to say that they are high, they are also big guys, they have a lot of important things to do, and they are born with a gap from the bottom.
But Charlotte broke this rule, and he was able to mingle with the lower druids and rangers.
Of course, he must not only be supported because of his status and jokes. He also relies on wrestling!
This is the entertainment project that was matched the day after Charlotte came. Wrestle in bear form!
Turning into a bear is something that most druids do, but some druids don't fit into the bear form, and they will focus on other directions.
……
I saw two big bears standing in a ten-meter-long circular arena. One brown bear is huge, while the other green-haired bear is even larger.
With a whistle, the two big bears pounced on each other and fell!
The green-haired bear was extremely powerful and skillful. Three pulls and two pulls made the brown bear show its flaws, and then stumbled under his feet, making it lose his stance, followed by an over-the-shoulder fall!
When the brown bear opened its eyes, it was already lying on the ground!
Charo pulled up her opponent, changed back into her human form, and exclaimed proudly, "There is no one who can fall!" I'm going to fall ten! ”
As he spoke, he turned around and left, for fear that those druids would be more serious~
The opponent behind him seemed to be still in a trance, and when he saw that Charlotte was leaving, he blurted out a sentence: "How can I be as strong as you?" ”
Charlotte waved his hand without looking back: "If you want to wrestle, you can't do it unless you wear some green!" Let's try to go green! I'm optimistic about you......"
Ever since he turned into the Hulk Bear, the wrestling world already owes him a piece of gold, not to mention that he has advanced to the Green Prophet! It's green on green!
I just want to ask, who else?
Charlotte's presence actually changed the atmosphere of the entire camp!
After all, everyone is very busy and everyone is anxious.
But Charlotte's arrival brought the whole camp to life. The mentality of the druids at the bottom is much better, and even their work efficiency has improved!
Oh yes. The word productivity was also "invented" by Charlotte.
Now the druids have a deep understanding of Charlotte. Even some of the great druids who were not in the camp knew his name.
They originally thought that although Charlotte was the new Green Prophet, there should be no big "interest" in thirty or fifty years!
Who knew he could toss so much? You're almost a Northland Druid Star!