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"Welcome to all relatives and friends, I am very ....... to see the wedding of the four couples today" Cao Cao's words were halfway through, Liu Bei immediately rushed to say: "We are all very happy to witness the four newlyweds tie the knot on this happy day, as the so-called ....... Liu Bei was halfway through his words, and Cao Cao hurriedly said: "The so-called gongs and drums are noisy, and firecrackers are ringing in unison, okay, let's welcome the four newcomers into the venue (enter the venue) in the cheerful music." ”

Liu Bei and Cao Cao glanced at each other, if it weren't for the wrong occasion today, they would have to beat this shameless old bastard first and beat him for not being able to take care of himself.

In the wedding march, the door of the king-size banquet hall on the fifth floor, which can accommodate 500 people, slowly opened, and the cute little Wan'er was the first to meet everyone's eyes.

The little girl was also wearing a white dress, holding a flower basket in her hand, as cute as a porcelain doll, followed by six cute children behind Xiao Wan'er, who sprinkled the petals in their hands on the red carpet at the same time, and behind these children, Huang Xiaowei Dongfang Qing, Qin Shi Huang Jiang Mingyue, four couples slowly entered with the wedding march.

Huang Xiaowei led Dongfang Qing, at this moment of great attention, someone's heart was about to jump to his throat, he quickly straightened his back, a smile appeared on his face, and waved to the guests from all over the world.

Huang Xiaowei's parents watched this scene and applauded happily, their son finally got married, and they could finally breathe a sigh of relief, and they would wait to hold their grandson in the future.

But in this jubilant atmosphere, Huang Xiaowei suddenly noticed that Zhang Minghui and the others who were not far in front of him suddenly showed an evil smile, at this moment, more than 80 basketball players, at least each holding three protocol guns in their hands, Huang Xiaowei had a premonition that something was wrong, and when he hurriedly planned to walk a few steps quickly, he heard Liu Bei Cao Cao in front of the ceremonial platform, a loud shout.

"For Lao Tzu to die of a dead girl."

"Boom, boom, boom," hundreds of muffled courtesy cannons burst out, and pieces of colorful paper collapsed on Huang Xiaowei and Dongfang Qing's heads, and hundreds of courtesy cannons were released from Zhang Liangyun's hands for a while, and the mid-air in the hall was like goose feathers snowing, and Huang Xiaowei was dizzy, and there were two or two pieces of paper in his mouth.

The four pairs of newcomers were annihilated by the paper pieces blown up by the protocol cannon at the same time, and each of them had several pounds on their heads, especially the pieces of paper on the ground, which were almost up to their knees, and hundreds of salute cannons were aimed at a narrow passage less than six meters long and released at the same time, which easily caused this terrifying scene.

The guests who were a little farther away thought that Huang Xiaowei was swimming somewhere.

The four couples finally walked up to the ceremonial stage with great difficulty, and each of the groomsmen and bridesmaids had thick pieces of red, blue, and green paper on their heads.

Liu Bei held the microphone on the side and said with a smile: "It seems that you newcomers are very popular with everyone, Xiaowei, do you want to tell everyone about your feelings just now?" ”

Qin Shi Huang was angry with a courtesy cannon just now, and at this moment he directly grabbed the microphone and jumped to his feet and scolded: "Don't leave if you have collapsed the widow just now, all the cars will crack for a while, Zhang Liangyun don't look at others, the main thing is you, the one who is in the Gobi, you are the widow, right, you alone collapsed the widow six cannons." ”

Laughter immediately erupted in the hall, for this was the first time the bridegroom had been seen scolding the street.

Jiang Mingyue pulled Qin Shi Huang and asked him to put away his temper, Zhang Liangyun and those basketball players didn't care about the threat of Qin Shi Huang's car splitting, Zhang Liangyun directly took out a carton of courtesy guns, and provoked Qin Shi Huang: "Win Zhengzheng, you kid is still angry, right, believe it or not, we will jump on you for a while, and I will collapse you." ”

"Hey, the widow really gave you face," Qin Shi Huang was about to roll up his sleeves and beat Zhang Liangyun, Huang Xiaowei and Jiang Mingyue hurriedly stopped him, and there was more laughter in the hall at this time, not only did I see the groom scolding the street, but I almost saw the groom rolling up his sleeves and beating people, this wedding is a bit interesting.

Huang Xiaowei and Cao Cao appeased Qin Shi Huang, and then Huang Xiaowei took the microphone, coughed lightly, and planned to give a long speech, but he had a problem, he was easy to forget the words when there were many people, standing on the ceremonial platform, Huang Xiaowei held the microphone and said: "This ........ He just said...... Say this....... Concerning....... Ah, he'...... What are you talking about? ”

Everyone: "........"

Huang Xiaowei thought for a long time and finally said: "Everyone eats and drinks well, if you don't eat enough, you can pack a lunch box, the waiter will bring more lunch boxes." ”

Everyone: "........"

Cao Cao hurriedly said: "Xiaowei means thank you very much for coming, let you all let go of your belly to eat for a while, don't see outside, Xiaowei means this, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei shook his head very uncooperatively and said: "No, I mean that if you can't eat it, the leftover vegetables will have to be poured and fed to the dogs, so it's better for you to take it home and heat it up and continue to eat." ”

Cao Cao's face was longer than a horse at that time.

Dongfang Mingqi can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, is this kid talking about human words, and he has to be fed to the dog anyway, why don't you take it home and eat it, what's more, Huang Xiaowei's little bastard's ability to talk bad things is really the best in the world.

Huang Xiaowei's parents also quickly lowered their heads, at this moment they wanted to put on a look that I didn't know this pen.

As for the guests in the audience, they all looked at Huang Xiaowei speechlessly, how could he say something like we are grabbing food with dogs?

Huang Xiaowei also found that his words were a little inappropriate, just as he also remembered what he was about to say just now, holding the microphone, looking at Zhang Liangyun and those basketball players who were not afraid of big things, and pinched his teeth and said: "By the way, just now Lao Cao asked me to talk about my feelings, then I'll say a little, just now, how to say it, anyway, I remember a few of you, especially a young man who shouted the most happily just now, Coach Ben is very impressed with you now." ”

Zhang Liangyun's heart was shocked, and he always felt that something bad was about to happen.

At this time, Huang Xiaowei said leisurely to Zhang Liangyun: "Everyone also knows my identity, as the assistant coach of the national team, I want to talk about my personal feelings about the team, that is, I think it, some comrades' basketball level and technology are still a little lacking, it is a bit too early to enter the position of the first-line player of the national team so early, continue to experience a few years, okay, my words are finished, that Chairman Liu please go back and hurry up to implement my words." ”

Liu Mingqi smiled helplessly, Zhang Liangyun was about to cry here, damn, I would have known that I wouldn't be embarrassed, this is okay, as soon as this Deputy Coach Huang spoke, it is estimated that he will have to suspend his promotion indefinitely, damn, sad, it looks like I have to honestly compensate Coach Huang for a while.

In order to prevent Huang Xiaowei from continuing to be out of tune, Cao Cao gave the microphone to Qi Bin and asked this thing to say a few words that were still on the scene, Meng Tian didn't say anything about it, he didn't bother to say it, Huang Xiaowei couldn't wait to be a dumb person, only Qin Shi Huang was more eager to try, because he heard that there were a few big officials at the bottom today, and they planned to release their domineering spirit and bring all the old men under the horse, so that he could indirectly unify the city.......

Qin Shi Huang was going to give a few speeches, but Liu Bei and Cao Cao were not stupid, it was absolutely impossible to give the microphone to this guy who was out of tune, but he didn't speak, and the two old men didn't know what to do for a while, after all, this is from two wild roads, oh no, it's not even a wild road, at most, I have seen the scene hosted by the master of ceremonies when people get married a few times in the TV series.

Fortunately, Dongfang Mingqi sat down and pointed at himself, and the two old men immediately reacted and shouted: "Next, I invite the parents of both sides to speak on stage." ”

Dongfang Mingqi is worthy of being the chairman of the board, the small words are neat, and immediately pulled the guests back to the original way from the state that had just been off the line, Dongfang Mingqi finished speaking, Boss Qi went up and said a few words, speaking of this, I have to mention Li Xiaoyan's good luck, Qi Bin died early, so there are only Boss Qi and Qi Bin left in the family, Li Xiaoyan married in the past and lived a two-person world with Qi Bin, Boss Qi is not very good, so old and still go to the bar every day, Li Xiaoyan lacks the existence of her mother-in-law, and she wants to be more chic and chic in the future.

Bu Xianglian is just like that, like Qi Bin, Meng Tian's mother died a few years after giving birth to Meng Yi, Jiang Mingyue is okay, although Qin Shihuang's mother is still alive, but ...... It's better to die, basically being confined in the palace by Qin Shi Huang, I didn't see such a happy day today, Qin Shi Huang would rather find a bullshit uncle than call his mother over.

That is, Dongfang Qing is a little miserable, when she meets Huang Xiaowei's mother, but Dongfang Qing is full of advantages, Huang Xiaowei can't find fault if he wants to, if he changes Li Xiaoyan and Jiang Mingyue, it is estimated that he can be trained to death by Huang Xiaowei, just because he can't cook, Huang Xiaowei will have to nag for hours.

Originally, according to a normal wedding, there should be some interaction between the bride and groom, such as eating an apple or something, but Cao Cao Liu Bei felt that it was too boring and ignored it directly, and Cao Cao raised the microphone and said: "Okay, now I ask the four grooms, are you all willing to marry the beautiful woman next to you as a wife?" ”

"Yes."

"Okay."

"No problem."

"Oh, Lao Cao, don't fart, hurry up and let the big guy eat, it's almost twelve o'clock."

The last sentence is obviously from Huang Xiaowei's mouth, Cao Cao wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, damn, these four people are too uncooperative, they don't say it at all.

"Okay, then let me ask the four brides again, are you willing to marry the handsome guy next to you and let them be your husbands?"

"We do."

Dongfang Qing's four daughters laughed and shouted these four words loudly.

Liu Bei raised his hand, "Okay, I announce that the ceremony is officially over, and everyone should eat and drink." ”

Huang Xiaowei shouted: "It's time to open the table, the big guys are all numb under their hands, try not to have leftovers." ”

Crowd: "......."