Chapter 1239: Fan Elder Brand Weapon
So, when I lost my super-merchant costume and passed by the old drunkard's stall with a spear in my hand, everyone was boiling.
It turned out that this big fool didn't deceive people, and Elder Fan really used this brand of spear.
It is worth mentioning that they seem to be more surprised that the old drunkard did not deceive people than I used this spear.
I'm going to burst into tears for the shameful Elder Kasha.
All in all, after the sale, the business was extremely hot, and the eyes of the two of us became two big "again" words.
This capitalless business is very profitable, a spear and iron sword and other practice weapons, the cost is only a few dozen gold coins, but now that it is branded with the Fan Elder card, the price has soared to Jiutian gold coins, which is simply a million profits.
And if the Kasha Elder card is printed, maybe no one will ask for a single gold coin, and there will be no return.
Therefore, I think it is necessary to knock the old drunkard and let her know that if she sells a weapon of the Elder Brand, but if she sells one handful, her temperance will drop a little, assuming that she sells 700 million in a year, then she can circle the Dark Continent twice if you connect the temperance you drop.
She owes a lot of favor.
Seeing more and more adventurers gathering, I suddenly felt a little itchy, wondering what kind of idea everyone had on the basis of their desire to be so sought after by the Fan Elder brand weapons?
If it was a female adventurer who wanted to buy the Mortal Elder spear, I might be able to understand it, but what about the others?
I finally understand why some leaders, who have made a little performance, can't help but go down to the people to investigate opinions, it's all the fault of vanity.
Let's just do a sub-survey.
Seeing that the old drunkard had finished immersed himself in the sweet dream of gold coins, I secretly glanced at her, and suddenly felt that the realm between the two of us was different.
Put on the cloak, cover your face, and once again incarnate the hidden super-merchant mode, this time not to do business, but to do an investigation.
Who should I look for? Brother, you, yes, it's you.
I stopped an adventurer who had just bought an Elder Mortal spear and was happily rubbing it in his hand.
"Ahem, brother, you seem to be happy?"
In a low, hoarse voice, I asked curiously.
"It's called this guy a lot of problems, hey."
The other party glared at him unceremoniously, squinted, and coincidentally, wasn't this the benevolent brother who was discussing the witch clan with him just now?
"Fortunately, fate."
I hurriedly made it hot for a while, I just hated that there was no such thing as a cigarette in the Dark Continent, otherwise it would be much easier to talk if I handed over one.
"This brother, you know that I am also a businessman, so I wonder why everyone is rushing to buy these weapons, can ...... Is it really like what Elder Kasha said, to be able to strengthen the body and practice to get twice the result with half the effort? ”
"Nonsense."
As a result, before I could finish my sentence, I was indignantly snorted by the adventurer, then lowered my voice, looked around, and saw that there was no partition wall and ears, so I lowered my voice with strong disdain and indignation.
"You have a sick brain, that guy's words can be believed and not afraid to sue you, I was cheated by her of ten gold coins when I was an adventurer here in the camp, and I haven't paid it back yet." "It's all poor people." As if I had found an organization, I held each other's hands tightly and shook them.
"I was also cheated of a few thousand gold coins by that old woman, and I am still repaying my debts." "Brother, you're worse than me. ”
The two found a common language, and coincidentally condemned the old drunkard's crimes, and the relationship instantly became a lot closer.
"Why do you buy it when you know that guy is cheating?" I continued to investigate.
"Although it is a lie to strengthen the body and practice twice the result with half the effort, but brother, don't you see? Elder Fan was indeed passing by with such a spear in his hand just now. ”
"Yes............ Oh, yes. I forced out laughing, and a sense of guilt came over me.
"It shows that this is indeed a common practice weapon for all elders."
As he said this, the adventurer's eyes narrowed slightly, and he rubbed the practice spear in his hand as if he were his own treasure.
"Because it's a weapon used by that adult, it makes sense, and in the future, every time you encounter any problems, as long as you look at this spear, your heart will be ......"
Oh oh oh, it turns out that my image in everyone's minds is so tall.
At this moment, I was full of tears of excitement, and I felt even more sad in my heart, I am sorry for the party, I am sorry for the people, I was obsessed with money for a while, and I partnered with the old drunkard to deceive everyone.
"There will be a sense of intellectual superiority in your heart, you say that even such a stupid person can get to this point, what problem can stump yourself? You say yes, brother, ahahaha, nn~~n", I: "......"
Stupid human, you deserve to be cheated out of your pocket!
Maybe this is just a special case, yes, although we haven't expected anything like the prestige of Shenma, but at least, most people should still have full respect for our pseudo-savior.
I didn't give up, and I got another one.
This blonde haired, about forty-something-year-old appearance, seemed to care a lot about his appearance, and when he was investigated, he was very narcissistic and lightly put his blonde hair lightly, as if there were countless red roses and flashes, with his action.
He bought a Fan Elder brand iron sword, although it was only a practice weapon, but it was bright and shiny, and it could reflect a dazzling light, which was enough to show that this sword did not cut corners in the slightest.
It seems that I asked the wrong person, and I have a sense of foreboding in my heart.
"Every time I see this iron sword......"
The blonde uncle looked intoxicated and used the sword body as a mirror, looking at himself inside.
"You will deeply understand how sinful your handsome face is, oh m! Merciful and cruel God, how many people have been robbed of their beauty to make a perfect man like me I am really a sinner, if I can, how much I want to give my sinful handsomeness to poor Elder Fan How to say that he is also a hero of the alliance, the twin stars of the continent, growing into that kind of appearance, isn't it a little shabby? The face is the first impression, it is very important, and in my opinion, if an elder wants to change his image, he must first dye his hair blonde......"
Leaving behind the blonde uncle, who was babbling and completely immersed in his own world, I walked to the other one with a blank face.
There must be something wrong with the opening method, and all the shots just now were cut off.
The third adventurer bought a mallet.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm mistaken, I haven't practiced this thing, don't treat me like I'm proficient in all eighteen weapons, bastard!!
Of course, this light-hearted adventurer obviously didn't mean to drink, and he didn't care if I had practiced hammer weapons or not, as long as it was an elder.
And he bought the mallet with a strong purpose.
"I'm a big fan of Singer-sama." The gloomy young adventurer instantly blackened, and a hehehehe
"It is said that as long as you put this mallet in the snake pit for seven seven or forty-nine days, quench it with a curse, and then take it out, paste the name of the dead harem man on the hammer body, and cut off a piece of it along the hammer handle every day, and when the entire hammer handle is cut out, the dead harem man will not lift it for life.
Not good...... These bastards don't have very pure motives for buying weapons.
Farewell to the third insurance, I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead, and began to regret cooperating with the old drunkard, this is no longer a problem of losing discipline, what should I do if the curse of the thing is real?!
I decided to finally interview a female adventurer to comfort my wounded young heart.
If you're a woman, you shouldn't have discrimination like IQ, appearance, harem, etc.
Searching and searching, I landed on a petite mage.
At first glance, you can tell that she is a girl with a good personality and will not say cruel words.
She bought a dagger, oh oh oh, the cooperation of the mage and the dagger, is it for self-defense? But don't take it wrong at the critical moment, you can't prevent yourself from practicing the dagger.
"That...... This ......"
Staring at me with a fierce gaze, the mage twisted and played with the undulating handle of the dagger in his hand, as if he were embarrassed.
Look at it, how innocent it is.
"Don't tell anyone else, actually............ Actually, I want to give Elder Fan a child~" Covering his hot face, the mage said shyly.
Me: "......"
Leaving aside the meaning of this sentence, is there any necessary connection between giving birth to a child and buying a dagger?
I always felt that this was a topic that I couldn't think about deeply, so I resolutely fled.
This world ...... Forget it.
In less than half an hour, a hundred Fan Elder brand weapons were sold.
The thought that these hundred weapons would be used for all kinds of unknown things made me shudder, for fear that one day I would suddenly become handsome, or one day I would suddenly become shorter, or one day a mage, with a baby in his arms, would come to the door and say to me shyly, "Look, this is our crystallization."
It's you and the dagger's crystal, bastard!!
I squatted on the ground in fear, hugged my head and screamed.
"Hahaha, don't be depressed, don't be depressed, you see, isn't this a big deal?"
The old drunkard, who was carrying a large bag of gold coins and precious stones, patted me on the shoulder, smiled and comforted, gave me a thumbs up, and flashed his snow-white teeth.
"Divide the spoils, boy." , my mood suddenly improved.
"We are a law enforcement team, and we heard that there is a fraud here." At this moment, a pair of soldiers came up with straight faces and shouted loudly.
"Nonsense, don't you see who I am? How is it possible to cheat the transaction! Kasha revealed his identity as an elder and tried to suppress the other party.
"It's because I know that it was the Lord who is Elder Kasha, so I hurried over." , the leader of the squad said with a smile.
"You're framing, aren't you, Elder Fan?" , Kashya turned around, trying to pull in allies.
Unexpectedly, behind her, only a cloud of air remained.
"Lord Kasha, if you have anything to say, say it in front of Lord Akara." , Several soldiers rushed up to suppress Kasha, not afraid of the identity and strength of the other party at all, these soldiers are all drawn from the patrol team of the adventurer's paradise, usually responsible for the main work of the security of the adventurer's paradise is not much, and there are almost three kinds of arrest of the deceived and abducted Elder Kasha, the arrest of the Kasha elder who avoids debts, and the arrest of the Kasha elder who drinks and makes trouble.
"Stinky boy, I actually escaped, wait, wait, listen to me and I'm going to report, that stinky boy...... Yes, even the Elder Fan is also a ...... of the conspirators", and the old drunkard let out a desolate wail as he saw a large bag of gold coins and precious stones confiscated............
At this time, I had reappeared at the gold stall I had just occupied, spreading out the large characters of the equipment to be sold, and continuing to hide the work of the super merchant.
100,000 festival girls were dragged away, and the old drunkard who cheated on the trade was also arrested, and the trading area quickly returned to order, and soon became full of people.
"Look, I'm going to say this kid is going to be here." ”
Surprisingly, the first guest turned out to be an old acquaintance, and he recognized my identity at a glance.
It's Lahr Sanjoko!
"Ahem, a few guests, do you want to buy something?" I pretended not to know them and enthusiastically pitched them.
"Look," found the divination. ”
Ignoring my enthusiasm, the three guys beckoned into the distance.
After a while, my small stall was surrounded by a group of people.
"What the hell do you want to do?" , I looked helpless.
The Hanbagh team recruited by Lal Sanjozi, the KFC team, the Lucia team, and some scattered friends, there are more than 20 people, and those who don't know think it's a collective robbery.
"Of course you're here to buy something, what, is that how you treat your guests?" Lal bull raised his head angrily.
"How did you know I was here?" "Veras said, just ran to ask, she said, if you are an adult, you should be selling equipment now,.
Me: "......"
Veras, you can't betray me so gently, then again, how did she know that I was going to sell equipment.
"Hmph, you have to dress up like this every festival, who else can you fool?" The little fox flicked its fox tail proudly, obviously shorter than me, but showed a condescending look.
The beautiful eyes that watched closely over, shining, with moving ripples, seemed to be reminiscing, remembering something, extraordinarily gentle and charming.
I was slightly stunned, stared at the seductive little fox, and then suddenly realized.
It must have been this way that reminded her of the first time we met.
Isn't it? The first runaway between the two of us happened when we disguised ourselves as this hidden super-merchant and sold a whole gem.
It's been seven years.
For a while, I looked at Lucia's gaze, which was also extremely gentle and doting, if it weren't for dozens of pairs of eyes staring around, I would definitely hold this little fox in my arms, and remember the romance of our meeting and love.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about it in the evening if you want to make a spring, Boss Fan, are you still selling your equipment?" , Maraguby, who was open-mouthed, saw me and Lucia staring at each other, and couldn't help but tear open his big mouth and shout.
Even Doug, the big-mouthed man on the side, gave him a thumbs up with shame.
Naturally, after a few screams, Maragby's corpse was thrown into the middle of the street, and six or seven daggers were stuck in his high-arched buttocks, and blood was pouring down.
After cleaning up the Maraguibe with Lucia, I clapped my hands and turned my head, and suddenly found that I didn't know what the little animal Alius was, so I took out more than a dozen books in the inventory, put them on my stall, and then wiped my forehead as if I had done something remarkable, revealing a look of satisfaction and intoxication.
"Hey your sister, don't pretend to be casual and sell this kind of thing in my stall without authorization, you have to sell yourself and find a stall to sell, I'm not responsible for consignment sales here!!" I rushed up with a loud roar, and a roll of paper hit the little rotten girl's forehead mercilessly.
What are you kidding, I'm a mysterious hidden super merchant who comes and goes without a trace, not a mobile BL merchant who sells saucers on the side of the street!!
Alius followed her words, holding her head with teary eyes, and sure enough, she carried her work and opened a small stall nearby.
"Oo!!oo After a while, such a scream came from her position, and this scream had a chain reaction, attracting countless curious guys to pass, and the result naturally evolved into a scream.
Hearing the screams endlessly, I couldn't help but think of such a sentence in my mind.
"Okay, okay, if you have anything to do, hurry up and pick it, don't disturb me doing business." I'm impatiently urging these guys.
"Wu boy really has something good here, I want this actual combat armor." "Then I'll just need these light metal boots." ”
A group of people came to join in the fun more than to buy things, and they couldn't help but smile when they heard it, and then they each picked one and paid for it, and they didn't buy more.
Although the products on sale are all the best equipment, few people can not be impressed, but the group of people in front of me, almost all of them are talented adventurers, and they are not very hungry for equipment, and they also know the purpose of my stall, and they know how to give resources to those adventure teams who are less powerful and have a bad life.
Although the mouth is a little poisonous, they are all good people.
I nodded secretly and gave each of them a good guy card ......! ~!