Ding Ping is a friend I met at a class reunion in high school, and I have always regarded him as my mentor and friend. In his eyes, Wang Shiyi and I walked hand in hand to the classroom, and then walked out of the school hand in hand.

On various occasions in the past, every time a handsome young guy accosted Wang Shiyi in the past, Ding Ping warned them with a serious face: "Lu Xi and Wang Shiyi are people who are about to get married after graduating one-on-one." As soon as Ding Ping's words came out, they were so frightened that they immediately ran away.

Wang Shiyi and Ding Ping joked: "The next time you want to block my red apricot from going out of the wall, I will kill you." And Ding Ping always looked at me with a smile on his face, speechless. And Ding Ping is so bold that he is always not afraid, or he feels that no one can destroy him at all, and he still blocks all the opportunities for Wang Shiyi to cheat as always, kicking all the boys out of her, kicking one by one, if the Chinese team can have that footwork, they will rush into the World Cup early.

On the other hand, Ding Ping always reprimanded me for not going too far, Wang Shiyi has never had a chance to derail, and the happiness train of Wang Shiyi and I is still rumbling past the morning sun and spring snow, but unfortunately it is still halfway in the end.

When I was still in the Department of Real Estate Management, Feng Xin planned to drop out of school and wanted to do something by himself, he had dropped out when I knew it, he said that he couldn't learn anything in school, and he didn't want to spend four years of time and money to change an ordinary undergraduate diploma, and he didn't bother to take any certificates. He said he was going to go out into society single-handedly.

After so many years, Feng Xin still eats a bowl of orchid for more than ten yuan as before, while I pull a ticket every once in a while to drive to the top farmhouse, a place where people kill people and don't see blood, and eat Haisai. The silver of a meal is enough for the average person to spend two months. However, Feng Xin told me, he said don't look at me now, I look like a dog, I walk everywhere shouting and drinking, eating Haisai, like a flower that is out of tune, and the sadness behind it is only known to me, I don't know how much credit card I swiped, and how much foreign debt I owed. In fact, he didn't say that I also knew that if it weren't for my own luck, I wouldn't be a little luckier than others, and now I'm still running around for life and worrying about life.

The car was running wildly on the overpass, and then Qian Cunxiao talked to me all the way, he talked a lot and had a bold personality. I am particularly appreciative of this kind of young man, what to say. I'm afraid of the kind of person who smiles at you when he can't say anything for a long time, and the gloomy person who laughs so gloomily that the smile can hook out the rheumatic pain in your knees.

We got together, for the same dream, and there was almost no talk about work, nothing more than gossip about some girls. How do you tell the difference between a woman and a virgin? Those fashionably dressed women who shuttled through the bustling crowd did not drink soy milk last night. Did the young and beautiful woman get rubbed around by a few pigs?

In the past few years, I have focused on Wang Shiyi, and I have not considered other women at all, because these seem to have nothing to do with me.

When Qian Cunxiao said that he wanted to introduce me to a girlfriend and let me appreciate the naturalness, I pretended to be shy and smiled: "No." I can still vaguely feel my heart pounding, and I am happy in my heart. But I don't want to do something I'm sorry for. It seems that this is the reason why I was invited to dinner today.

When Qian Cunxiao called me a second ago, I was sleeping very happily in my bed, jumping left and right and stretching my waist, thinking that my bed was the whole world.

I picked up the phone, and the dialogue on the other end of the line: "My literary and artistic year, there is something I want to tell you, I don't know if you are interested." ”

Nominally, I am a literary youth, but in fact I am a type of person who has nothing to do with literature, but when it comes to personal cultivation, there is basically no difference between us. I ignored him.

I wanted to continue to sleep in the dark, but he teased me and said, "In my life, I will count on you, my literary and artistic year." ”

I yelled on the phone: "Damn, why is there so much nonsense, you can tell me something quickly, and I have to continue to sleep after speaking." "I was surprised that there was a wrong tendon to show affection to me on the phone for some reason.

"It's okay, I just want to find you out for dinner, and I'll wait for you downstairs in fifteen minutes." Qian Cunxiao occasionally had a whim, and he devoted himself to me, a person who was closer than his brother. After all, we met at dinner, and I don't believe he could do me any good, so I wonder if it's a long-planned trap.

was finally able to rest for a day, and was awakened by Qian Cunxiao like a death ghost. I looked at myself in the mirror and felt that the dog was telling the truth, I was really fat. It seems that it is not impossible for me to sleep day and night and sleep an extra thirty or fifty pounds. When I was about to go out, I looked in the mirror again, and I saw a somewhat decadent and even dirty stubble face in the mirror, and the pupils were surging with white magma, and I realized that I had been getting more and more decadent recently.

In all fairness, in fact, my idea is very simple, I just want to do a good job in creation, I don't want to let my peaceful life be magnificent, I don't want to take care of some trivial things in life, I don't want to let myself have any ripples in my heart, I just want to enjoy the comfort that I can't enjoy in the years of hardship.

The car drove to a hotel and stopped, and I looked up to see the magnificence and then the five-star.

I asked Qian Cunxiao who would pay for it today, and he said, "Someone buys." ”

When I walked into the lobby, Qian Cunxiao and I saw Li Ye and Ding Ping, as well as Li Ye's friends. These days, in a fucking word, the current ladies are dressed as college students, and college students are dressed as young ladies, at first glance, the city is full of unscrupulous professional workers, and there are a few girls in the hotel who are beautiful and exquisite, I don't know if their identities are students or misses?

Qian Cunxiao's friend at the elevator door was waiting for us, dressed in Adidas clover, and I knew that the price was expensive at a glance. In the lobby, one of his dog friends hooked up with him and said: "Today is a dog-like person, are you going to get married or what?" ”

Qian Cunxiao smiled good-naturedly, and said in a special manner: "Isn't this a treat, I have to make a person to greet you." ”

Another woman said, "Yes, the man looks like a dog, and he is well-dressed, but it is crawling with lice." ”

Qian Cunxiao said: "Okay, don't be poor, if you say something, don't you admit that you are no different from a philistine." ”

When the elevator door opened, I saw a girl who was as soft as a snake above her thighs and below her breasts. When she walked over with another girl, the little broken rice step was really breathtaking. One of Qian Cunxiao's dog friends laughed wildly in my ear, and he said: "Look, how innocent you are, obviously a chicken and a college student." ”

After I listened, I laughed with him, laughing and laughing and feeling that my face could not be hung up, so I delayed him countless times in my heart, and expressed my condolences to his ancestors for eighteen generations. I glanced at this friend, but did not speak, I knew that there were countless pairs of sharp arrows behind this invisibly waiting for ten thousand arrows to be fired, I looked into the other person's eyes but had already finished what I wanted to say.

I had a deep, dark frustration, which was the way adults spoke, and sometimes had to be hypocritical in the face of the outside world, and even in the face of some of my best friends.

During the meal, Qian Cunxiao waved his chicken paws on the table within a radius of two meters, probably after a long time at home, he finally slaughtered a fat sheep, and he had to catch more delicacies from the mountains and seas.

Besides, if you don't follow Li Ye to have a meal, you won't often come to this kind of place where ordinary people have to sell their blood to drink a bowl of porridge and eat rice.

I don't think I'm going to be polite. When you think about it, I never seem to be polite. Sometimes I think he can drain my blood.

During the banquet, we staggered, and in a blink of an eye, Qian Cunxiao and I ate three bottles of beer. But this is just a small test. Halfway through the meal, someone suggested playing a game, the magic house truth or dare. Elven manipulation, in which one person chooses someone who is eligible and another person decides their fate. It's a whole person's trick. A bunch of us had a crazy game. As a result, Li Ye and Qian Cunxiao became the manipulators of fate, and a woman and I were both excited in our hearts, thinking that this was over, and I didn't know how to make them do it. The two of them really lived up to my hopes, and they were really motivated. Another girl pretended to be innocent and said, "Then let's start with the fact that you are still single here today." ”

She spoke in a very simple tone, as if she were aimed at me. Her words just reminded Qian Cunxiao.

My eyes were dark, and I thought that if I fell into the hands of the two of them this time, I would be completely finished, I lowered my head and pretended to eat wildly, I was shouting in my heart, I really don't want to play with them to death. Li Ye gave the order and said, "Then kiss someone." ”

I felt like I had nowhere to hide, my head was dizzy, and I looked more shy than excited.

Several of her friends were heckling. I came with the courage to come. I looked up at her and thought to myself if you had to take three more steps and try it, I wouldn't kill you! I guess the flame of anger in my eyes was particularly strong, and the woman wisely retreated.

There was a fool there who continued to fan the flames and said, "If you come out to play, you can afford to play, do you know how embarrassing a single dog like you is?" ”

I looked at him with hatred and gritted my teeth, and if it weren't for the fear that he would be out of control, I would have dragged him out into the street and fought with him, and broke his leg by the way.

Li Ye's best friend Zhang Shan understood me very well and said: "Then you will drink or drink, and those who violate the rules of the game will drink." ”

I didn't say anything and pushed the beer glass over, I thought to myself that you could pour it, I still don't believe you can put me down with a beer. As a result, Qian Cunxiao was unhappy, cleared his throat and couldn't suppress his grief and indignation, and said: "You are still not a man, can you fight for a man alive." ”

I also let go of all my worries, ran over and kissed the woman fiercely, after kissing her, I was very unhappy, I actually gave the kiss to a stranger, the most aggrieved thing is that I still don't know what the woman's name is.

It's really true, when I met true love, I found that I gave a kiss to someone I had never met in a game!

I never believed that I was the most embarrassed person in the end, whether it was their collusion or I was too drunk, but I was a drunken mess!

In fact, when I was playing the game, I already felt unwell, and I was pretending not to let them find out, which shows that my hypocrisy still turned over myself, plus I smelled the inferior rouge and perfume smell on the girl's body, my stomach had already turned upside down!

After kissing the strange girl, Qian Cunxiao turned around and took a bottle of Tianyoude fragrant liquor 4600 from his private collection, and poured it at my cup, as if pouring pure water. I regretted it so much that I wanted to kill myself, and I had to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf on my face. I was thinking that if I had known, I wouldn't have jumped into their trap and let them entertain themselves!

I don't know what time it is when I walk out of the hotel.

Li Ye said: "It's still early, why don't we go somewhere to renew the stall!" ”

Qian Cunxiao immediately became interested, this guy was in good spirits like a thief at night, and his eyes were so bright that he wanted to see the cat. I was so tired that I was about to fall apart, so I said I wanted to go home. Li Ye glared at me as if I had taken away her first love.

A friend of Li Ye came to me and took my hand and said, "Let's go, everyone is friends." "I don't know if I drank too much wine or what, and a nausea surged up at that time, I think I met you for the first time, and I just came to the needle, how suddenly it seems like I have known each other for five hundred years! Seeing that people are so diligent, I am embarrassed to say anything, since Xiao Li's friends have said it, then Li Ye's face has to be made up.

The car sped down the wide road and drove in the direction of the bright lights. I sat in the car and got dizzy, Qian Cunxiao kept smiling, smiling very naturally, looking at his smile so smiling, I guess I was going to look foreign. In order to avoid things from happening, I opened the window glass casually to let the wind blow, keeping a clear head of the revolution, I looked at Zhang Shan sitting next to me, it was so charming!

As the car crashed onto the viaduct, I looked out the window and felt the feeling of seeing the mountains at a glance, and the lights were flowing chaotically below, swaying like water. I felt dizzy, and my expression was painful, as if I was biting a piece of Coptis chinensis. Qian Cunxiao probably saw my expression in the rearview mirror, and he smiled again. He deliberately held the steering wheel inch by inch, slammed the accelerator, maybe the number of yards on the dial exceeded three digits, so that my stomach turned over and only gagged, I wanted to shout to stop, but a mouth just ate all the delicacies of the mountains and seas spit out, I regret this, this vomit is white flowers! What's even more infuriating is that I'm going to be laughed at by him again!

After Li Ye shouted to stop, I opened the car door and stood on the side of the road and vomited, as if I was going to vomit out. Zhang Shan hurriedly got out of the car, took out a handkerchief from her clothes, I took her handkerchief and wiped her mouth, in those smoky wine, the smell of her body emanated from the handkerchief, this smell I had never smelled before. Seeing that I was almost throwing up, Qian Cunxiao came over and helped me into the car.

My heart was really tormented, I almost jumped to one hundred and two just now, Qian Cunxiao saw that I also vomited cleanly, and immediately looked for a seat belt to tie it to himself, and then ordered us to sit down with a serious face, just when the car flew up, I heard a "quack" sound, and then the car swayed and stopped at the door of a KTV!

We quietly switched to KTV, not for food, but for drinking. Sneaking beer down, no, we're having a good time.

Qian Cunxiao's colleagues have already booked a box and are waiting for our group to come. I don't remember how much I drank that day, but I remember that a woman was drunk and pulled me to toast her again. I was poured several glasses by them, crying and laughing, and had to drink again, and finally someone relieved me and said, "Don't let him drink, no one will pay the bill when he gets drunk later." ”

Qian Cunxiao's expression was very weird, and he covered his face with a painful face and said, "What are you doing, you want to make Sanai!" Lao Tzu is a poor person, don't say such a non-standard thing. ”

Everyone was amused by his strange pronunciation, the boys were a little drunk, many people were coaxing, I took the cup generously, and was taken by Qian Cunxiao to drink.

"Come on, I'll drink it."

Qian Cunxiao craned his neck and slowly drank the big glass of liquor, some girls were applauding, and some boys were whistling. After he finished drinking, his dog friend smiled and put his arm on his shoulder and said, "Okay, that's what grace is called." ”

Zhang Shan and Li Ye sat in the corner eating roasted chicken wings, and drank glass after glass of water so spicy that they gradually felt sick in their stomachs. There are a lot of friends who came today, and the box is also very lively. There is a Mai Ba singing "Cruel Moonlight".

"If you don't feel sad enough, you can't fly, but why go far without dreams, I've always wandered, but I've never seen the ocean......"

Poignant lyrics, beautiful melody, I stood in a corner of the box in a trance, Mai Ba is very talented in singing, and it is also amazing for one person to play multiple roles and imitate star singing, especially imitating Luo Dayou's song "The Way You Look", like the deity.

It was quite late when everyone dispersed that day, and I went home in twos and threes, and I was almost not on the way with everyone, and I was in a hurry to catch the last subway, and finally Zhang Shan and I were left.

As soon as I turned around, I saw a man standing next to Zhang Shan, I looked very familiar, very familiar, but I couldn't remember where I had seen it for a while.

The man also came over, looked at Zhang Shante and said gently, "Get in the car." ”

Zhang Shan sincerely invited me to take a ride, and I replied, "No." ”

I looked at her and thought she was beautiful, but I didn't know why I just couldn't say it, and I had to slap myself in the big mouth right away.

I suddenly found that I was about the same in front of others, all the way. I used to see myself very clearly and always draw a clear line with a person like Hu Luobo who only had wisdom, but now that I think about it, I am also the kind of person who does not have a little ink in my head to slap a swollen face and become fat.

But I immediately understood why Zhang Shan could follow him with such a smile on her face, because the male ostrich next to her said to her humanly: "I know that the farthest distance in this world is not the end of the world, nor the cape, but I am in front of you, but you don't know that I love you." I know that we can't be together in this life, if there is a fate in this life, I am willing to wait until the last second of my life to let the light of the rest of my life shine on your heart again. ”

I felt like I was falling from the sky and crashing into the ice cellar, which was shocking. I was just wondering who the man was, and immediately my sixth sense told me exactly that it was her boyfriend.

"Since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background. My dream is to fulfill all your wishes. "I didn't hide anything from Wang Shiyi, she said this sentence to make her feel warm.