0129 Silly B in the telescope

Just when Xiao Yu saw Jims, Jims also noticed him, this guy ** wore his upper body, revealing his horizontal flesh, standing on the balcony and waving his fist at Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu was not polite at all, straightened his palms, and made a gesture to wipe his neck at him.

Jims snorted, bent down, and when he stood up again, he had a rectangular horizontal plaque in his hand, and on this horizontal plaque were five large golden characters: [King's Studio].

After taking out the plaque, Jims did not put it back again, but stretched out the plaque from the balcony window, and there were several long buckles behind the plaque, and he hung the plaque directly out of the window.

Seeing this, Xiao Yu understood that this Jims must have come to find fault on purpose, he moved to the upstairs opposite Diana in a good manner, and hung up the sign of the studio, which was obviously a provocation.

Xiao Yu returned to the living room, took out a piece of A4 printer paper from under the coffee table, took out the brush used to practice calligraphy a few days ago, and wrote two big characters on it with a wave of his right hand: stupid-forced. He unfolded the paper and was about to stick it to the window, but he thought about it and took it back, tore it up, threw it into the garbage basket, and pulled another one out of the coffee table.

This time Xiao Yu pulled out a pencil from the drawer under the coffee table, the tip of the pencil was very thin, he lay on the coffee table, wrote two letters on it in a small font: S-B, nodded with satisfaction, and found a small tube of tape, glued a small piece of each of the four corners of the A4 paper, and Xiao Yu walked into the bathroom.

Looking at the two people on the opposite windowsill still looking at this side, Xiao Yu turned the paper upside down and seriously pasted it on the outer layer of the window glass, after pasting it, he pointed to Jims on the opposite side, and then pointed to the A4 paper pasted on the window, 'snorted' and closed the curtains, went back to the bedroom and fell asleep on the bed.

Jims stood on the balcony, staring hard to see what was written on the white paper, he called Charles and the others who were fiddling with the computer in the room to the balcony, these guys were about to stare out of their eyes or still didn't understand, they could only vaguely see that there seemed to be two mosquitoes lying in the middle of the white paper.

"Charles, you go back to school, go to the dormitory and bring my high-powered binoculars, Made, I can't believe I can't see clearly!" Jims gritted his teeth angrily, the thing on the other side was so hateful, he had to see what was written on it.

Charles said yes and went downstairs, and in half an hour, the kid brought back Jims' high-powered telescope.

Taking the binoculars, Jims adjusted the focus, and slowly, the handwriting on the paper appeared clearly in his line of sight.

"Well, what's this TM?" The word is clear, just two symbols, the back is an S, and the front is like a reversed 13.

"Let me see." Charles took the telescope: "The one in the back is S, and the one in front seems to be a backward B, could it be that S-B is down?" ”

"Fuck-fuck!" Jims punched the balcony window flute, and he was busy for more than half an hour, just to see the word SB, what kind of is this TM!

……

At one o'clock in the afternoon, a sharp knock on the door woke Xiao Yu up.

"Xiao Yu, open the door, Xiao Yu." It was Diana's voice.

Xiao Yu got up from the bed in a daze, checked his body first, and found that the flagpole under his lower abdomen was not erected out of thin air, so he walked over to open the door.

"What's wrong?" As soon as the door opened, Xiao Yu couldn't help but swallow her saliva, Diana in front of her was really a little too tempting, she was wearing a pink sundress, her white shoulders were exposed, and the fullness of her chest was bulging her clothes, she was standing only half a step away from Xiao Yu now, and through the neckline, Xiao Yu's eyes were greeted by a bottomless chasm.

"Xiao Yu, Jims, he moved to the other side! Look, the signs of [King's Studio] have been hung out, what can I do? Diana didn't notice that Xiao Yu's eyes were dishonest, and she asked nervously.

"Just move, what's the fuss." Xiao Yu raised his hands and yawned, and deliberately leaned forward while taking advantage of this effort, but unfortunately Diana's pajamas were a little tight, and she gained little from this glance.

"He must have come for me, deliberately moved to the other side to oppose me, what should I do, oh my God, I'm going crazy." Diana frowned, and Xiao Yu, who looked anxious, was itching in her heart.

"Two ways, first, we'll go over now and tell Jims to get out."

"Is this possible?"

"The second way, just don't see it, we can do what we should do."

"But I'm awkward and uncomfortable."

"What then? Could it be that we move out? ”

"Alas, annoying, annoying, annoying!" Diana stomped her feet in frustration, she ran to the window, and just wanted to close the curtains, when she found a few words posted on the opposite window: You are stupid!

"Xiao Yu, come and see, they are still scolding!"

Xiao Yu came to Diana's side and almost didn't laugh: "Damn, this Jims is really talented, he can read such a small word when I write it, and he can catch up with clairvoyance." ”

"What? What do you mean? Diana was confused.

Xiao Yu suddenly thought of a question, his handwriting was so small that Jims could read it clearly, that meant ......

"It's nothing, pay attention to wear more clothes in the future, especially when taking a shower, remember to close the windows, if I guess correctly, this Jims usually has nothing to do, he should use a telescope to peek at the girls' dormitory, right?"

"Huh? How do you know? Diana exclaimed.

"Is that really the case?" Xiao Yuleng paused, he was just guessing, looking at Diana's reaction, he knew that he had guessed correctly.

Diana: "Well, I heard from my classmates too. ”

"That's right, remember to close the curtains in the future, you tell Li Zhien, okay, it's okay, go back to sleep, there are still activities in the game at night." Xiao Yu closed the curtains and wanted to drill into the bedroom.

"Wait, is that all there is to it? Is there really nothing you can do about them? Diana still didn't give up.

"Yes, who said there wasn't?" Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes.

Diana's eyes lit up: "What way?" Tell me quickly. ”

Seeing Diana'......s anxious face, Xiao Yu suddenly wanted to tease her: "Why don't you kiss me, kiss me and I'll tell you." ”

Diana was stunned for a moment, and immediately opened her eyes angrily: "Hooligans! ”

"Forget it." Seeing that Diana was angry, Xiao Yu was not afraid at all: "Look at you, it's just a joke, if you don't kiss, you won't kiss, okay, go back to sleep......"

"Don't go back! You haven't helped me out yet! Diana said coquettishly.

"The solution is very simple, in the game, destroy their studio! Made, dare to call me stupid-, see if Lao Tzu doesn't play you to death! ”

……

Back in the bedroom, Xiao Yu didn't sleep, he opened the website and entered the official forum of the Divine Tribulation.

As soon as he entered, Xiao Yu saw a striking golden message flashing directly above the screen: The Dragon Palace Guild played the first [Shenwu Order] on the whole server, and China's top ten online game guilds will be re-ranked!

"Damn, the tone of this Dragon Palace is really not small, a gang building token can change the ranking of the top ten guilds?" Xiao Yu muttered and clicked on the content of the post casually.

The content of this post is very simple, just a video plus a manuscript of less than 10,000 words, Xiao Yu generally looked at the content of this manuscript, it is all about the introduction and advocacy of the Dragon Palace Guild and the club behind it, but the humanities of the manuscript are extraordinary, not only the history and classic history of the Dragon Palace are written clearly, but also the other guilds are secretly degraded without a trace, with the help of the hot opening area of the Divine Tribulation, and the importance of the first Gang-building token, the Dragon Palace Guild has really been well promoted.

After reading the draft, Xiao Yu opened the video again, and as soon as the video was played, several black big-character titles appeared on the screen: [The Dragon King of the East China Sea and the brothers of the Dragon Palace destroyed the real record of the boss explosion token]!

Xiao Yu lit a cigarette and enjoyed the video content while smoking, and after watching it for a while, he couldn't stand it anymore.

This video was recorded from the moment the Dragon Palace stepped into the skull cave, due to post-processing, and commentary was added during the playback, the narrator is a woman, and the words are soft and sweet, and the sugar content is extremely high, and anyone who listens to this voice will think about it, and can't help but imagine the appearance of the owner of the voice.

In the section from the first floor to the entrance of the fourth floor, because Xiao Yu did not see it in person, he did not know the authenticity of the explanation, but after entering the fourth floor, Xiao Yu knew about the process of encountering group P with the Wuji Temple, and now the commentator actually lied and said that the Dragon Palace only sent fifty or sixty people to kill nearly three times as many opponents, and this bull B is indeed a bit big.

However, since the video was post-produced and there was not only one person who opened the video, the final piece of the video after processing really feels like a great battle to win more with less.

The scene of the seven-layer boss in the skull cave is even more exaggerated, because Xiao Yu didn't wear a vest when he killed the boss a few times, so the narrator said that Hua Feihua, the field monk, Xiao Yu, Xiao Yueya and others were all members of the Dragon Palace, especially the scene where Xiao Yu poisoned the Skeleton King in the end, after post-processing, the boss actually used a big move, but the attack range was slightly smaller, and it disappeared just next to the outermost flesh wall of the defensive formation.

After watching the video, Xiao Yu had to praise the propaganda methods of the Dragon Palace, this video harmonized all the parts that were not conducive to the Dragon Palace, such as the part where the final chaotic breakthrough, the part where the token exploded after being picked up by the little crescent, and then there was the part where the Dragon King at the gate of the seventh floor sent three waves of people into the seven mines and failed, always, in the eyes of outsiders, this video reveals all the heroic gods and martial arts of the Dragon Palace players, which makes people feel that if they join such a powerful guild, they will feel full of face when they walk on the street.

After watching the video, Xiao Yu looked at the reply messages below, and there were more than 100,000! No wonder this post has become the front page headline of the forum, it has been less than half a day since the end of the battle, and the number of replies has exceeded 100,000, which is extremely popular.

Most of the people who replied to the post were Dragon Palace players, and they used almost all the words of praise that they could think of in the world, and every member of the Dragon Palace was very proud, very proud, especially a few people who claimed to have participated in this battle, and they made a large addition to the battle process.

It's not without opposition, especially the people of the Wuji Temple, they are simply angry to the extreme with the Dragon Palace's 50 to 150 statement, and it is clear that the advantage of almost double is boasted like this, how can the players of Wuji bear it? You know, this is a big event related to the reputation and future of a guild, especially when the game has just opened, and many players don't know the situation, so there are still necessary explanations and resistances, but in this post, their voices are too weak, and they were suppressed as soon as they emerged.

Wuji Flea: "Video, you have a video, we have it too!" Please see the post [Restore the truth of the Dragon Palace VS Wuji Temple in the Skull Cave]! ”

This infinite flea repeated this reply message nearly a hundred times, and a video link was attached to it, and Xiao Yu clicked on it casually.