"Negative Critical Hit +5000 from the Woman in Purple"

"Negative Critical Hit +5000 from the Woman in Purple"

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"Alas~ Sister, I know how handsome I am, but I don't like to use my looks to make money~"

"Alas~distressed~ you have... Do you have to be so obsessed with me? ”

The endless negative values rolled in, which made Tang Jun very distressed, after all, he was not used to his handsomeness~

So he let himself go

Sold some makeup props and bought a mirror

In some dark corner

After finishing the makeup, Tang Jun looked at himself in the mirror

Pinched his chin, tasted and said, "How do the old grandfathers walk?"

"So? Such? Or is it like that?"

"Hee-hee, ahem, children, lucky children, I'm here~" Tang Jun learned to speak with the old man, with a hoarse accent.

Since then, there has been an older rickety old man in Qiphe Alley this night

In the middle of the alley, where only three people can pass, they walked step by step.

It wasn't until he walked to a meat bun seller that Tang Jun looked at the big house, half of the room, and he strode in with "difficulty".

"Welcome, uh, old-timer, what would you like to eat?"

This meat bun shop is very well equipped, and there is actually a shop second.

"Well, don't bother with it, I'll come to my daughter, you can go aside." After Tang Jun glanced around, he pointed to a table of guests and said.

"Oh, I'm going to get busy with that old-timer." The shopkeeper listened to the old man's hoarse voice, and he couldn't care about the disrespect between the old man's words, just as he was in a hurry to serve the plate.

After all, in his opinion, one less table of guests is a table, so that he can relax a little.

"Well, you." Tang Jun waved his hand.

The shopkeeper walked away with a black line on his face.

I picked a combination of a young lady and a little brother at random

Tang Jun walked up, and then sat down at the table.

"Young man, little girl..."Tang Jun didn't wait to speak.

The little girl was not happy, and the male duck raised his voice for a while:

"Old man, who is the girl? Don't you see I'm a man? ”

"Uh..." Tang Jun felt very embarrassed, but wealth is reserved for those who work hard, and he naturally will not give up.

complained in my heart: Your voice will say goodbye to men from now on, and the most unbearable thing is that a big man rubs rouge and grinds powder and has long hair, do you think you are a little fresh meat?

"Okay, two young men, I want to eat meat buns, please bring me a drawer of buns, okay?" Tang Jun said kindly.

"You're quite polite, old thing, get out, go quickly, don't disturb me and my male god date." Duck Girl.. The young man scolded.

", I didn't have anything to eat at home, so I followed you to this Qidou Alley, fortunately I used to be an old villain, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get in, cough cough cough." Tang Jun spoke loudly, his voice was hoarse and weak, and the hunger in his bones had to be said vividly.

Hearing Tang Jun say this, the young man who had not spoken all this time spoke: "It turned out to be uncle, dear, let him eat with us, Xiao Er, another meat bun." ”

"It's not... Old guy, hurry up and get out, who's the son? Isn't it disgusting?" The young man with the duck voice pushed Tang Jun, but he didn't push it, but broke his hand.

"Oops~ You old thing, dear, someone's hand is broken~" The young man with a duck voice pleaded to the man on the side.

"Doesn't it hurt God? Retribution, right? That's what happens when you hit your dad? If you don't give me alimony, forget it, I thought I was pulling you up with a handful of and urine, but now, you see that you are not a man, a woman, a person, I didn't say anything, but you gave me a bite to eat? "What Tang Jun said is true.

"How can you do this, my dear? Uncle, this is a thousand gold soul coins, and I don't have much money, that's all, you take it. The young man stuffed Tang Jun with a handful of golden soul coins.

"Woo, my child follows you, it is the blessing accumulated in the next life, you are a good person..."Putting the golden soul coin in the soul guide, Tang Jun took the other party's hand, and wiped all the snot and tears on the other party's clothes. 123 Literary Network

The male duck on the side saw this, and the root of his teeth itched, but he was helpless:

"Comrade, after passing the inspection, the other party is really in line with the law of bad guys...."

Seeing that the other party was protected, the male duck could only hold on to his injured wrist and silently shed tears.

"Uncle, don't worry, my dear family is a gift from God, and he will be my calamity from now on."

The young man didn't make the wrong string, but looked at the male duck's voice with affection.

The disgusting Tang Jun had an urge to flee the scene

And the male duck only felt that the 1,000 gold soul coins were well spent, very worthwhile.

You may not believe it when you say it, Tang Jun was fed dog food by two big men.

So much so that Tang Jun left after eating a meat bun, and the male duck forgot to tell his own kun keeper about the fact that they had been deceived.

And Tang Jun was walking, and as he walked, he heard the shouting of a shop:

"Some soul rings are sold~"

"The soul ring has to be sold~"

"It is estimated that it is to sell the captured soul beasts, and let the customers kill the beasts and get the ring by themselves."

Walking forward curiously, Tang Jun opened his eyes.

The so-called soul ring is a circle of light that emits light in various colors.

Tang Jun, who was bored, was speechless: "Liar, you can starve yourself to death by being a liar like this." ”

And there is indeed no one in this house.

Just when Tang Jun was bored and stumbling in this store, two acquaintances came in the store.

Duck throat and young man

With a wicked smile, Tang Jun sat directly in the center of the store

The male duck and the young man, the two of them were nong, and they didn't see Tang Jun on the ground at all, so they were tripped by Tang Jun.

"What's that?"

The young man almost tripped and looked down:

"Uncle, why are you?"

As he spoke, he was about to pull up Tang Jun

The male duck reacted and shouted, "Don't...."

But it was too late, Tang Jun grabbed the young man's arm:

"Lucky boys, help me up."

After standing up tremblingly, Tang Jun said with relief: "Now this young man, there are not many people like you, you know that if you knock me down, you can still help me up, there are not many, I don't want much, just give a medical fee, just mean it." ”

"Damn, old thing, don't be so shameless."

I saw that the male duck released his martial soul and suddenly had white hair, both legs were chicken feet, two arms were wings, and three yellow hundred-year soul rings rose from under his feet.

The thin body was plumped up by feathers in an instant.

"Martial Spirit: Hen Possession."

"Giggle"

All three soul rings lit up

The male duck shouted:

"First Soul Skill: Peck"

"Second Soul Skill: Planing"

"Third Soul Skill: Pincer"