"Hello everyone, I'm Long Batian, haha...... Don't make a fuss, this is my real name, I have an ID card...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little off track, do it all over again......" Long Batian laughed as he held up the heavy billboard.

"Hello everyone, I'm Long Batian, thank you very much to Tiancheng Shopping Plaza, this time the event of 'celebrating the official operation of "Divine Desire", thanking new and old customers, and giving 10,000 yuan in 10,000 yuan shopping" ......The name of the event is too long, and I have shouted KA here several times.

"I've been buying lottery tickets every week before, and I've never won a prize, but this time I won the jackpot with just 10 dollars of toilet paper, and I'm so excited...... A fully immersive gaming helmet worth 10,000 yuan Krypton Gold Deluxe Edition is awesome......" Long Batian licked his dry lips.

"Thank you again to Tiancheng Group, as well as the City Wanjia Tiancheng Shopping Plaza, come to the City Wanjia Tiancheng Shopping Plaza, spend 10 yuan to have the opportunity to get a fully immersive game helmet worth 10,000 yuan Krypton Gold Deluxe Edition, and have the opportunity to get a five-star account card of "Divine Desire", the number of places in the event is limited, thank you...... Thanks again ......"

The charming smile on Long Batian's face was frozen for about ten seconds before he put down the heavy billboard and asked the supermarket manager next to him bitterly, "Brother...... This can be passed, right? ”

"It's a bit pompous, let's make it together...... Xiao Wang, give him the helmet and account card. The manager of the Mediterranean looked at Long Batian with a disgusted face, the stinky boy only bought a pack of toilet paper and took away the jackpot, and used up a nine-yuan shopping coupon, and the remaining one dollar actually swiped the credit card, your uncle.

Long Batian hurriedly grabbed the manager of the Mediterranean, and said with a smile: "Brother, let's discuss, I don't want this helmet, you give me a discount, I'll give you a nine-percent discount." ”

"Discounted? ......"The manager came to Long Batian, and his two eyes were about to pop out.

"Eight percent off is fine, seven percent off, six percent off." Long Batian was a little stunned when he was stared at, and he gritted his teeth and stretched out his five fingers, "I also accept five folds." ”

"Look at my mouth shape...... Mediterranean Manager pointed to his fat lips, and when Long Batian leaned over with a bewildered face, he yelled in a super high decibel voice, "Get out of ——————"

"Ouch, I'll go ......" Long Batian was dizzy with tinnitus from the shock, and couldn't help jumping to his feet and scolding, "You fuck, it's so big, kill pigs...... Don't go, stop for Lao Tzu. ”

Xiao Wang on the side of "Mr. Long......" grabbed Long Batian, who was rolling up his sleeves, and said with a smile, "It's useless for you to chase, the helmet and the account number are bound, only you can use it, and it cannot be discounted or returned." ”

"When did you tie up? I don't read much, don't lie to me......" Long Batian's tone slowed slightly, and his expression was still fierce.

"When you pay 1 yuan with a credit card, it's already bound." The little dynasty Long Batian raised a professional smile, and then handed the exquisitely packaged helmet and an envelope marked with the logo of "Divine Desire" to Long Batian, "This is your helmet and account card, I wish you a happy life, goodbye." Then he took small steps and ran away in a puff of smoke.

Long Batian held the box, walked all the way through more than a dozen streets, turned into an old-fashioned unit building, returned to the kennel on the top floor of the seventh floor, threw the box on the bed full of dirty clothes and fast food packaging bags, depressedly picked up the computer desk stained with burnt yellow cigarette scale, threw the account card of "Divine Desire" on the keyboard, picked up the 5 yuan pack of Huangqiqu cigarette box, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a sip of it, picked up the envelope, and muttered, "Damn, it can't be discounted, it can't be returned, 10,000 yuan is a fart. I can't pay the rent, and I can't even wrap toilet paper...... Shit！ ”

He took another puff of his cigarette and tapped the keyboard, "Brother, wake up!" The computer case then creaked and groaned, Long Batian looked at the URL on the envelope, skillfully typed characters on the keyboard, and a very magical style web page popped up, and a line of gods hung on the home page, "The latest next-generation masterpiece, a revolutionary online game, takes you into the world of "Divine Desire". ”

"I plugged in, the slogan was quite domineering...... After ten years of hard work, Tiancheng Group has invested heavily to create a new next-generation online game, a unique and fully immersive experience...... The revolutionary gaming headset has millions of built-in signal components that connect directly to the user's brain, as if they were in another world...... Ouch, this one! While flipping through the web page, Long Batian frequently let out all kinds of cow beeps and exclamations.

Long Batian, male, 22 years old, is currently working in the Intercity Network Service Platform Division of Mituan International Greater China in Bindong City, in fact, he is a food delivery, with a monthly salary of 5,000, renting a car (Yamale straddles a second-hand), and has a deposit...... Belch! Twenty-nine pieces and eight cents.

As his name suggests, the dragon tyrant has a domineering face, and the proudest thing in his body is that he is 1.9 meters tall...... and 200 catties of divine fat, now living alone in 706, 706, 7th Floor, No. 36, Nangou Lane, Old Town, Bindong City, with a monthly rent of 3600, which was the price of last month, and it rose by 25 last month.

"Prices are skyrocketing, wages are not rising, and there will be a famine again this month." Long Batian picked up the hot Kang Shuai Fu bucket and sighed, before the noodles entered, there was a click outside the door! Click! The sound of a strange click, it was the sound of a woman's slope dragging being overloaded and trampling on the floor

Long Batian stared at the computer window, today is June 1st, International Children's Day, what a beautiful day, but every day on the 1st, the tenants trapped in this unit building will recall the horror of being once dominated by the clicking sound, and the humiliation of being imprisoned in a birdcage.

"Tuk! Sincere! Sincere...... Little God, I'm your Aunt Xiong, you're here, I saw your car downstairs, 9527 is your rice ball number, Aunt Xiong remembers it clearly. A kind and kind voice came from behind the door, like the tone of your grandmother when you were a child and told you to go home for dinner.

Dragon Deception curled up in the corner of the bed, like the iron man of a post-apocalyptic overlord, biting a sock that was every other month and shivering.

"Little red guy, open the door to the old lady, you can't hide, last month, last month, and last month's rent has not even been paid, today the old lady will take your broken donkey away, next week from the first, third, fifth power outage, two, four, six water outages, Sunday power outage and water outage, hum ......" After a burst of roars comparable to the galloping of ten thousand beasts, the heavy clicking sound finally faded away, and finally disappeared in the corridor.

"Whew...... Finally saved. Long Batian sat down on the ground, swept away the cold sweat on his forehead, and squinted at the exquisite packaging box on the bed, "There are still three days left, and I can only gamble." ”

As soon as he stepped on the computer case, he tightened the buckle bag of his vinyl sandals, tidied up his clothes, tightened the belt with the yellow earth dog logo, put on a customized yellow windproof helmet of Mituan, hung a wide-brimmed dark blue toad mirror in a handsome manner, and carried twenty-nine yuan and eight cents.

The dragon tyrant Tianxiong entangled, and returned to Tiancheng Shopping Plaza with high spirits, and swept the ...... on the entire shelf with the momentum of the wind and clouds. Belch! Six packs of Kang Shuai Fu bucket noodles, finally in front of the cash register, because two cents to the cute cashier girl who maintained a professional smile in a daze.

"Forget it, dinner on the third day can be canceled, give me two eggs and a Jinghua ham."

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