Chapter 31: The Daily Life of Xiaobai and His Master (Part I)
Chapter 40: The Daily Life of Xiaobai and the Master (I)
It was already three poles in the sun when Long Batian got up, and at noon, if he hadn't heard the screams of Xiaobai and the tiger in his sleep, he would have slept until the sun set in the afternoon.
"Host, host...... A lot of smoke, cough cough cough...... We're going to die! The little white man rushed to Long Batian, crying in a panic, while the tiger squatted behind the kitchen door, roaring loudly at the thick eyebrows.
"Huh! Did something burn out? Long Batian wrinkled his nose and sniffed twice, opened his eyes suddenly, and jumped up from the bed violently, "Damn, Xiaobai, what are you doing?" It's on fire, ahhhh......h
The kitchen of less than four square meters was full of black smoke, and the wok on the gas stove was dancing with red flames and billowing black smoke, fortunately, the open flame had not yet reached the gas pipe, Long Batian hurriedly immersed the sheets into the sink, and then threw them into the wok, and the flames were immediately extinguished, leaving only a few puffs of black smoke coming out.
"Ahem...... Finally extinguished. Long Batian covered his nostrils and turned off the rotary valve of the gas stove, and escaped from the kitchen with the dead wok, only to find that there was half a pot of oil and a large rib weighing five catties in the wok.
"Master, are you alright?" Xiaobai threw away the toilet brush in his hand, jumped to Long Batian's side, and nervously touched the master.
"Don't touch it, little white...... Oops, you can't touch it there, haha...... It's so itchy. Long Batian was caught by Xiaobai, and at this time, the tiger took a bite of the wok, and swallowed the big ribs in his stomach, just two bites and spit it out, and then roared at the ribs like a dog.
"You're a fart, that thing stinks, can it be delicious?" Long Batian slapped the tiger away, and threw the burnt pork ribs outside the balcony.
"Ahh The tiger glared at Long Batian dissatisfied.
"Oops, you still dare to bite my teeth, today the cat food is halved and the meat is canceled." Long Batian said angrily, the tiger suddenly lost his temper, raised his tail and crawled to the side of Long Batian's legs, and protruded a pair of big sky blue eyes to make a cute look like a little milk cat, and his mouth also made a meowing sound.
"Damn, where did you learn this trick?" Long Batian asked in surprise, this meow does not have the domineering spirit of a tiger at all.
"Taught by Xiaobai." Xiaobai excitedly raised his little hand, then retracted his fist, stared at his blood-red eyes, and exclaimed cutely, "Meow! ”
"I can't help it." Long Batian shook his head helplessly, then patted Xiaobai's head, and said softly, "Don't play with fire in the future, do you hear it?" ”
Xiaobai shook his head aggrievedly, "The cat is hungry, Xiaobai's stomach is growling, and the owner always can't wake up." ”
"Did you call me? I didn't feel it at all. Long Batian asked suspiciously.
"Xiaobai shook the owner for a long time, but the owner didn't wake up, and the cat barked." Xiaobai pointed at the tiger and snorted.
Tigers can't wake up? Long Batian touched his cheek depressedly, and found that there were several scratches on his face, it seems that the tiger is indeed trying very hard to wake himself up, but he still can't wake him up, although he usually sleeps very dead, but this has never happened, even the tiger can't wake up.
"Brother Dragon...... Is there a fire in your house? A young man's voice came from the balcony, it was the second landlord, and he was standing outside the balcony to greet Long Batian.
"It's okay, it's okay...... It's just that the oil pan is mushy and has been extinguished. Long Batian hurriedly welcomed the second landlord in.
"It's a pity, I'm going to order takeout for lunch today." Xiao Wu smiled faintly, he often goes to Long Batian's house to eat, of course, most of the time he comes for the tiger, that's right, the second landlord is a cat slave.
"That's two more servings, and it just so happens that my kitchen can't be used." Long Batian said cheekily.
Then the second landlord took out his mobile phone, the latest version of the crazy Ts MAX, with the most popular 6.7-inch fully transparent body and stereoscopic projection function, and equipped with the third-generation artificial intelligence system developed by Tiancheng International, the second landlord pressed his thumb on the glass-like fuselage, and the mobile phone immediately projected a beam of illusory small robot light and shadow, the small robot interacts with the user through the bionic headset, and the user can operate as long as he gives a voice command that is not complicated, which is very convenient.
"Order 10 family bucket packages from the nearest Kentucky." The second landlord gave instructions to the little robot, and at this time, the tiger suddenly shouted in dissatisfaction, and Xiao Wu hurriedly modified, "Cancel 10 family bucket sets and change them to 20." ”
"Meow!" Uncle Tiger nodded with satisfaction, climbed back into bed and continued to sleep.
"The concept machine is just different, it's so cool." Long Batian's face was envious and jealous, although he has now solved the problem of food and clothing (especially the problem of food and clothing of the tiger, this guy will eat people if he can't eat enough. But a luxury item like Crazy Ts MAX can't afford to consume, so let's honestly use my Crazy 10...... However, Long Batian still decided to get a crazy Ts MAX back as soon as he had spare money.
"It's full of smoke, let's go to my house and sit down!" Xiao Wu fanned the smell between his nose and smiled.
"Okay, you've always come to my house during this time, and we haven't been to your house yet!" Long Batian happily agreed, and pulled Xiaobai to move to the second landlord's house through the balcony.
Although Xiao Wu rented all the four small single rooms on the seventh floor, he actually only used three rooms, he lived in Xiangyang's 701, and the 702 next door was used as a utility room, and the innermost 703 was still idle.
"Huh! How is it the same...... "As soon as Long Batian entered the door, he found that the decoration pattern of the second landlord's house was the same as his own home, the bed was placed in the same position, there was a row of large wardrobes on the side, the computer desk was placed under the sunny window, the sofa, the small coffee table and the TV were on the opposite side of the bed, and even the furniture was of the same type, the difference was only that the furniture here was brand new, and it was very neat, and the exaggerated shape of the computer, obviously Intel's latest concept machine, and even the headphones were worth thousands of dollars of international famous brands.
"I'll go, this gear is so cool." Long Batian excitedly touched the fiery red streamlined chassis, I heard that this thing is made of aviation materials, and the feel is different.
"Sit down and drink tea? Or coffee? "The second landlord took out two jars from the fridge that were quite high-quality packaging.
"By the way." Long Batian is not very particular about drinking, he is working on a robot vacuum cleaner in the shape of a cat's head, this guy is quite cute.
"Coffee bar, is it good for Xiaobai to drink black tea?" The second landlord walked into the kitchen with a jar, and this guy even had a coffee machine.
"Xiaobai wants to drink wahaha!" That's Xiaobai's favorite.
"Wowhaha, huh?" The second landlord scratched the tip of his nose and decided to make Xiaobai a cup of original milk tea.