Chapter 281: Pretending to be cool for a while
"He wanted to get our attention by kidnapping baby Daji. If my guess is correct, the real target of La Mer should be the two of us! ”
"Hmm!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "Go on!" ”
"If he kidnapped Daji's baby to threaten us, then Daji's baby won't be in danger anytime soon!" Su Dongpo pondered for a moment and continued: "No matter what he wants, I think he should come to us soon to negotiate conditions, we just need to be patient now!" ”
"I can't wait!"
Shi Jinlang paced back and forth in place, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, although the bear child Daji is sometimes very annoying, but if he is really kidnapped, Shi Jinlang, who is a "poop", is more anxious than anyone else.
"Now we have to wait!" Su Dongpo spread his hands and said helplessly.
"Boss, there's a pervert riding a fish at the door, and he says he wants to see you!" Maomao came in from the outside, walking as she went.
"A pervert who rides a fish?" Li Yuanfang was stunned for a moment and said, "Is it Teacher Zhuang Zhou from Jixia Academy?" ”
"The name of this hair is relatively long, I don't remember it!" The Howling Dog barked.
"Seems to be called that!" Mao Mao scratched the back of his head and said, "He said that the old master sent him to find the Great Demon King Rabbit!" ”
"What?" Shi Jinlang raised his eyebrows and said, "How did he know this name?" ”
"I don't know!" Mao Mao shook his head and said.
The evolutionary copy ID of Shi Jinlang's rabbit identity is unknown to no one except for a few people close to him, let alone Zhuang Zhou of Jixia Academy? Besides, Shi Jinlang hadn't seen him before, why did he come to find him?
"Go call him!"
Shi Jinlang couldn't figure it out, so he asked Li Yuanfang to call Zhuang Zhou in.
After a while, a man in his thirties walked in under the guidance of the palace maid, wearing a light blue robe and carrying an insect trap net in his hand.
"Yo, Sage Zhuang, have you peed your pants?"
Li Yuanfang followed behind, found that Zhuang Zhou's lower body was wet, and hurriedly asked.
"No, no, no!" Zhuang Zhou hurriedly shook his head and said, "I rode a kun, and this water is spewed out by a kun!" ”
"Kun's urine?"
“...”
Zhuang Zhou rolled his eyes and said: "It's not urine, it's water, Kun is a big fish, and it's also my mount, I rode it over, it's normal for my pants to get wet!" ”
"Oh, that big fish is your mount!" The palace maid on the side said with a panicked face: "The slave maid thought it was the seafood you sent to our lord, so she asked someone to send it to the kitchen!" ”
"Do you have that big pot in your kitchen?"
Hearing that Kun was taken to stew soup, Zhuang Zhou was not in a hurry at all, and still asked unhurriedly.
"In the past, the island country of Fuso once paid tribute to the empress a deep-sea giant whale, and the empress instructed the blacksmith to cast a stewed whale pot, and now it is placed in the imperial dining room!" The palace maid smiled faintly and said, "Besides, even if an ordinary small pot can't be stewed, the kitchen will be cut into sections!" ”
"Little girl, my Kun is not an ordinary big fish, it is not only invulnerable, but also invulnerable, even if your stewed whale pot can stew, it is just a hot bath for it!"
"Okay, why did you come to Lord Ben?"
Shi Jinlang was irritable in his heart, and he was a little impatient when he heard Zhuang Zhou flirting with the palace maid.
"Presumably this is Lord Shi Jinlangshi, the director of the Supermanagement Bureau, right?"
Zhuang Zhou turned his head to Shi Jinlang and said, "The contemptible Zhuang Zixiu is one of the three sages under Jixia!" ”
"It doesn't matter if you're a force or a dick, my boss asks you what you're looking for him!" The whistling dog jumped over and said, "Tweet wow, believe it or not, the dog will bite off your dog's head!" ”
"You're quite psychic!" Zhuang Zhou looked down at the roaring dog and said, "But this is a human head, you are a dog's head!" ”
“Fuck——”
"Shut up!" Shi Jinlang retreated from the Heavenly Dog, stepped forward and came to Zhuang Zhou and said, "I am Shi Jinlang, what are you looking for me?" ”
Zhuang Zhou glanced at Su Dongpo and the others behind Shi Jinlang, and stopped talking with a look on his face.
"Say, there are no outsiders here!" Shi Jinlang said impatiently.
"Alright then!" Zhuang Zhou nodded and said, "Dare to ask, Lord Shi is the Great Demon King Rabbit who ranks first in the Super Evolution Points Rankings?" ”
"How do you know?" Shi Jinlang asked rhetorically.
"Our principal, the old master, is the first wise man in the world, and the master knows everything!"
Zhuang Zhou explained his intentions, looked at Shi Jinlang with an expectant expression, and said, "Is Lord Shi willing to go to Jixia Academy with the contemptible people?" ”
Shi Jinlang sneered and said, "Since the old master knows everything, didn't he tell you before he came?" ”
"What do you mean by this?"
"My boss said that he understands it so well, don't you understand it?" Mao Mao glared at Zhuang Zhou, and then pointed to the roaring dog on the ground and said, "The dogs all understand, you don't understand!" ”
"That's right!" The Howling Dog barked, "My boss means that you can't afford to spend on it!" ”
"That's great!" Mao Mao "snapped" and applauded: "Diamond-studded local tyrant gold, you really can't afford it!" ”
Zhuang Zhou looked at Shi Jinlang with a confused expression and said, "Lord Shi, this-"
"Please go back!"
Shi Jinlang didn't want to ink with Zhuang Zhou again, so he directly ordered the eviction of customers.
"Let's go!"
Mao Mao stepped forward to push Zhuang Zhou out, even if the name of the three sages under the Ji Xia was very loud outside, but it was not easy to use here in Mao Mao.
"Bang-"
Mao Mao pushed it over casually, but his hands passed through Zhuang Zhou's body, and then his center of gravity was unstable and he fell to the ground.
"What the hell are you?" The whistling dog was startled and jumped three feet high on the spot.
"The contemptible person is fortunate enough to enter the evolution dungeon and gain the power of the natural dream realm, which can ignore the collision volume of the unit!" Zhuang Zhou stretched out his hand and pulled Mao Mao up from the ground and said, "I'm sorry, little monkey, the contemptible person doesn't know that you want to push me!" ”
Zhuang Zhou's passive skill is called "Natural Will", and his body will radiate the power of dreams to release the restrictions of his physical body.
However, Shi Jinlang is not interested in Zhuang Zhou's superpowers now, he just wants to drive him away quickly.
"Lord Ben has a lot of opportunities, he's busy to death, what kind of bullshit do you go to the academy, Lord Ben won't go!"
Shi Jinlang beckoned, and the two gold-armored soldiers came in and carried Zhuang Zhou and were about to drag him out.
"Lord Shi, Lord Shi, the contemptible knows that you have encountered some problems now, is it related to the liquefied man Hai Lanlan, the contemptible man has a way to deal with him, as long as you promise the contemptible person to go to Jixia Academy, the contemptible person can help you subdue him!"
Seeing that Shi Jinlang was determined to drive himself away, Zhuang Zhou suddenly shouted.
"Wait a minute!"
Shi Jinlang waved his hand and drank back the two golden-armored soldiers.
"Do you have a way to deal with the liquefied people?"
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