Chapter 138: Finding Fault
Chen Lin didn't think much about it, and nodded to show concern: "Shijun, our cultivation technique is just teaching the basics, don't come blindly, so as not to be in danger from time to time." ”
Yueji saw that the nonsense had passed, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Chen Lin had already put his arm on her fragrant shoulder and said, "Okay, let's eat, I'll have a treat today, let's go to the high-end restaurant of the school, so that you can replenish some energy." ”
Yueji had no choice but to be "hooked up" by Chen Lin like this, although he was forbidden to touch around, but this guy still likes to put his arm on her shoulder, saying that this looks more buddy, Yueji is helpless, he can't change him, he can only change himself, and slowly get used to it. She was still very annoyed in her heart, and said as she walked: "Hey, Chen Lin, tell me a joke." ”
This is the first time Yueji has taken the initiative to make such a request, Chen Lin was stunned, and then smiled: "That's good, well, I want to think about it." ”
After a few seconds, he patted his head and said, "Okay, let's just say that one has something to do with 'blood'." ”
Tsukihime said in her heart, most of the things related to blood are related to violence, what's so funny.
"Once upon a time, during the Continental War, women were on the second line of fighting. But there is a female warrior who does not let her eyebrows, she wants to go to the front line to participate in the defense war like men, but due to the restrictions of national regulations, she cannot get her wish. In the end, she came up with a good way, disguised as a man and mixed into the men's barracks, and finally got the opportunity to perform. She made a lot of achievements and was even promoted to general in the end, but ......"
Chen Lin said this, with a strange smile on his face, Yueji knew that it would never be good for him to laugh like this, and sure enough, this guy continued: "However, in a fierce battle, her relatives came, lost too much blood and fainted on the battlefield. When she woke up again, the auxiliary priest beside her said with a regretful face: "General, I'm sorry to tell you one thing: your great enthusiasm has been blown away by the explosive bombs of the demonic beast, and I can't stop the bleeding with advanced healing techniques, so I have to use a needle to sew it up for you!" ”
"Flutter!" Yueji couldn't help laughing, and her face immediately turned red, she was also a girl dressed as a woman, and she just had her period, this guy is really wronged, and the jokes are so accurate!
"Chen Lin, what if you find out that I am also a girl?" Tsukihime thinks this roommate is very interesting, and sooner or later his identity will always have to be known to him, and he doesn't know if everyone will be able to call him brother and sister by then, so he wants to test it first. But as soon as the words came out, she regretted it, what if there were traces?
Fortunately, Chen Lin just felt that his roommate was a little sissy, and he had fine skin and tender meat, but he never thought that she would be a woman, because this kind of handsome man is not a few on the mainland, he smiled evilly and said: "Xiao Shijun, you can rest assured, if you faint then, I will also help you sew it." ”
When Tsukihime heard this, she almost wanted to find a hole to drill into, and secretly hated herself for talking too much, and she knew that this guy's dog mouth would definitely not be able to spit out ivory.
Downstairs, Chen Lin introduced the two to each other, but Yueji is not the type of Chen Lin who is exquisite, talking to people and talking about ghosts, and she is active by nature, she is not interested in Linca, but just polite. And Lin Ca is also a passive person, so the two talk less, and rely on Chen Lin as a link, but they will not be cold.
The high-end restaurants of the university are different from the civilian restaurants, just like the five-star hotels and roadside food stalls, not on the same level, whether it is the decoration, the dishes, the taste, and the service are much better, absolutely satisfied. Chen Lin has money, and the crystal coins that Athena gave herself are enough to squander food, clothing, housing and transportation in a capital city like Chang'an City for more than a year.
It's not dinner time at the restaurant, but there are quite a few people eating supper, and the people in such places are usually the rich ladies of the school. However, most people are still in order, only the table next to Chen Lin is particularly arrogant, a few guys in gorgeous clothes, each holding a beautiful woman who looks very bewitching, loud and light, foul language constantly, and a few lewd laughs from time to time, which is very disgusting. No matter what the space, there will be no shortage of such people. Although Chen Lin also likes to look at beautiful women, he is obscure and slightly artistic, which is much better than these arrogant flies.
Chen Lin only cared about telling about his sights and adventures in the realm of kings, and Yuehime had seen a lot of big scenes, and he didn't bother to pay attention to them, only Lin Ka, who came to the high-end restaurant for the first time, felt strange and took a few more looks.
But a few glances caused an accident, a fat man over there walked over to Chen Lin's side with a shaky look, and his expression was very unhappy, so he didn't have the words "Lao Tzu is here to find ballast" written on his face.
The fat man's target was Linca, and he walked up to him and said, "Boy, you were looking at my horse just now, right?" As soon as he spoke, the fat on his face trembled, as if he would fall off two pieces at any moment, and he was extremely disgusting.
Linka trembled with fright when he heard this: "No, no, how dare I." In addition to being introverted, he is also a timid and fearful character, which is in stark contrast to the fierce ruthlessness of practice.
With Linka's honest personality, of course, it is impossible to molest a woman with his eyes, if it is Chen Lin, it is very possible. Moreover, the bewitching Terran woman that the fat man hugged just now is called Doris, a second-year archer in class 12, who is a well-known slut in the school, and even Chen Lin, who has just arrived at the school for a week, has heard of her coquettish name, which is similar to the bus, and everyone can get on it. Even this kind of fat man who will affect her appetite for food when she sees it, she can actually see it, how casual it is.
This fat man's name is Leopold, he is a bit of a powerful person in the family, but he is not too strong, he also knows that Toris is famous, but he is a shameless person, and he is proud of his turn on the bus last time, and he considers himself a boyfriend, and he is very courteous. On weekdays, he likes to show his loyalty to protect flowers in front of her, of course, he can only be said to be a person who is not big or small in the family, and he doesn't dare to offend a powerful guy. However, when you meet honest civilians, you have to be prestigious.
And Linca, no matter what he wears, looks like an out-and-out bully, and he is the best performance object of Leopold, so of course he will not miss this opportunity.
Linca's plea was clearly futile, and Leopold sneered, "Isn't it? If you didn't want to beat Doris, why did you look at her so fixedly? "The fat man's friends are all good people, neither helping nor persuading, but standing by and watching the excitement with interest, such things they have seen a lot, and have long been commonplace.
Toris even seemed excited, as she loved seeing men break her head and bleed, which made her feel fulfilled.
(End of chapter)