Chapter 69: A Sad Past
"Hehe......" Qiuqiu sneered, and then revealed a vicissitudes of life, "I was originally just an ordinary basketball, how about it, I can't see it." ”
“Absolutely!” When he really wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself, "Which one with long eyes can't see that it's a ball?" ”
"But I didn't expect that God would favor me so much."
"To be honest, I never expected it."
"It gave me a unique talent and ability."
"Unique, unique."
"Free me from the fate of being beaten, let me ...... Become the master of the world! Qiuqiu looked up at the sky domineeringly, as if looking forward to the day when he would rule the world.
"Poof!" Shi really didn't hold back this time, and laughed directly.
"What are you laughing at?" Qiuqiu was in the depths of his feelings, his emotions climaxed, and he was a little unhappy when he was interrupted like this.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my wife gave birth." Shi covered his mouth and hurriedly made an excuse at will.
"Poof!" The Titans on the side couldn't help but laugh when they heard this clumsy reason.
"What are you laughing at?"
"I... My wife also gave birth. ”
"You two have a wife?"
"Hmm..."
"Yes, that's right."
"You two look down on me, don't you?" Qiuqiu's brain, which is filled with air, is not stupid, and it is really unexpected to be able to see that Shi and Titan are perfunctory to him.
"No ......"
"Don't dare."
"We're professionally trained, and no matter how funny we are, we can't laugh." Shi corrected his attitude and explained with a frown.
"Unless, of course, I can't help it." Titan added.
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha."
"Get out! You two me off! Qiuqiu didn't give him any face when he saw the Titan, and he showed no repentance, and flicked twice on the ground in anger.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no kidding." Shi took two breaths and eased his smile slightly.
"Lord Qiuqiu, give us another chance." The Titan also tried his best to restrain his smile and pleaded sincerely.
"You please...... Be sure to continue. Shi cleared his throat and put on a serious and serious look.
"Whew." Qiuqiu saw that the Titan and Shi repented sincerely, and it was not good to be angry again to make himself appear narrow-minded, so he swallowed his breath and continued to tell the story.
"Just when I was about to dominate the world...... Qiuqiu slowed down his speech, and when his huge eyes looked at it vaguely, he found that he was biting his lip and frowning, listening to him seriously.
"......" when he saw Qiuqiu's eyes turn, he hurriedly didn't look back and opened his mouth to breathe, "It's really hard to hold back your laughter!" ”
"I ...... Realized a problem. Qiuqiu continued with his eyes slightly closed.
"Hah...... Clams? Shi snot was so snot that he was bubbling up, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter again, "Why are you so strong that you still have a problem that can't be solved?" ”
"Ugh." Qiuqiu shook the ball, looking lonely, "I don't have a girlfriend." He spit out these words with vicissitudes.
"Uh-huh......" he closed his eyes and bit his lip.
"You...... Girlfriend...... Hahahahaha! He couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, and he didn't want to hold back anymore, so he laughed wildly, "Girlfriend hahahaha!" He covered his face to prevent tears from laughing, "I... Hahahahaha! ”
"You!" Qiuqiu's face was flushed with anger when he was reflexed, although he was originally a red-skinned basketball, but it still did not prevent him from being angry.
"Go kill him for me!" Qiuqiu said with his head tilted back and said to the guy who was holding him.
"I'm sorry about you!" Seeing this guy rushing up with an expressionless face, without knowing the details of the other party, he grabbed the ball and slammed it behind his crotch in his terrible screams, perfectly avoiding the guy who came to grab the ball, and finally turned around and threw the ball far away.
"Leave me alone, track him!" Qiuqiu shouted at the guy with drooling in the air.
Today is not a waste of this uniform, he deftly dodged the guy's various hugs, and the bells and whistles showed off the Titan Yu Hang and the confession next to him were stunned and his scalp was numb.
"Grass, if you can't hold it, you're sticking to him!" After the ball landed, it rolled a few times, beating its bloated body and commanding the guy remotely, "Didn't I tell you, the center of gravity should be low when defending!" Get dirty, pad his feet! Good! ”
"Hehe......" Qiuqiu was stuck by the person he made when he saw it, sneered, and opened his mouth wide, "[Ball Bomb]! His mouth slammed shut, and his upper and lower teeth slammed together with a toothache sound.
"Bang!" As the sound of the ball fell, the guy suddenly swelled in front of him, and then exploded like an air bomb.
However, Shi is not an idle person, he learns to look like a ball and shouts "Time Slow Down"! The silver river of time gushed out, and the passage of time slowed rapidly, and Shi also seemed to barely escape the impact of this explosion.
"Hehe, my anger is inexhaustible!" When Qiuqiu saw it, he dodged his attack and blew it casually.
【made in basketball】! It shouted again, and in the next moment, another guy appeared out of thin air again, and as the ball blew harder and harder, a group of boys appeared one after another, and rushed towards the time in unison.
"Captain, don't be afraid, I'll help you!" Yu Hang saw that Qiuqiu's skills were so familiar, and without saying a word, he blocked in front of Shi Shi and made-like movements.
"Little White Titan, help me buy time!"
"Good!" Xiaobai and Titan agreed in unison, and then roared and rushed into the enemy formation.
"Ugh." Shi sighed, watching the Titan and Xiaobai roaring and struggling to carry the angry people, he was a little moved.
"Capture the thief and capture the king first." Shi once again led the river of time, and in the extremely slow time outside, he went deep into the angry people as if he had entered a no-man's land, and broke through one obstacle after another, and came to Qiuqiu's side.
He crouched down to take a closer look at the frictional lines and hideous face on the ball's skin, then picked him up and took him back to the river of time.
"What are you doing with me, put me down and go kill him!" Qiuqiu saw that he was being held again, and raised his head angrily but saw Shi's innocent face.
"Oh!" He was startled and closed his eyes and shouted frantically out of breath.
"Alright, take your supernatural powers." He dribbled the ball twice and let the ball regain its composure in the pain.
"At the end of the day, I really didn't do it right." When he was calm and chatted with the angry Qiuqiu.
"Can you give me a face and take those angry people back." Seeing that the Titan and Xiaobai were in a stalemate, Yu Hang only separated one clone, and couldn't help but sigh at the waste of their abilities.
"Hehe, now you know you're scared?" Qiuqiu broke free from Shi's hand, and his mouth was wide open without the slightest intention of forgiveness.
"Alas, don't think I didn't see it, you can only release the skill by shouting the name of the skill in English." He condescendingly watched the ball that kept beating.
"What?" Qiuqiu's face turned red, "Are you looking down on me?" He stared viciously.
"Honestly, I'm just ...... Feel the ...... of basketball It's just fun. He didn't really hate Qiuqiu, but at first he really couldn't accept the unconscionable setting of Qiuqiu.
"Hahaha, boy, you play so much, and you are so ashamed!" Qiuqiu frantically accused, "Now let you feel the power of the skill even if I don't shout the name of the skill!" ”
"Okay, come on." He acted as if nothing had happened, but in fact he secretly mobilized the river of time to guard against it, and he wasn't sure if Qiuqiu could release his skills, and it would really hurt if he was really blown up.
"Hmm......" Qiuqiu recalled an angry man, his mouth was tightly closed, his eyes were wide open, and his expression was much the same as when Yu Hang was a clone.
"Come on, I want to play, coach!" When I saw that Qiuqiu didn't let out a fart for a long time, I felt very bored.
"Oh no, [Ball Boom]!" Qiuqiu opened his big mouth and shouted out such a sentence of construction site English domineeringly.
And the river of time, which had been put on the string by him for a long time, was sent out instantly, and time slowed down.
"A second passed." The scene in front of me has not changed.
"Two seconds have passed." The slightest change appears in front of you.
"Three seconds have passed." Three seconds is the time it takes for the gas man to go from expansion to explosion, but now the air man is only beginning to slowly expand.
"Is my current one second almost three seconds above normal?" Shi silently calculated, "But when the aura is abundant, is the lifespan still tripled......" He silently left the explosion range, and then put away the river of time.
"Your ability is speed?" Qiuqiu came back to his senses and found that he had already walked out of the explosion with a radius of two meters, and he couldn't help but be furious.
"To be honest, I don't want to be so ...... with you Rare species are enemies. Shi also realized his mistake, he shouldn't laugh at Qiuqiu, even if it's so funny, but after all, it's someone's dream, girlfriend, who doesn't want to have it?
"I hate Gen too!" Seeing that Qiuqiu's anger did not subside, he hurriedly moved out of the role of Gen, "The enemy of the enemy is a friend, right?" Shi said sincerely, and looked at the battlefield on the Titan's side with his peripheral eyes.
After such a long time, Yu Hang only separated three strong men, but after all, the angry man who does not explode is just an angry man whose physical function is not as good as that of the time, and there is no threat to their muscular men at all.
"You hate Gen too?" Qiuqiu didn't look like he was lying, and asked suspiciously, "Why?" ”
"Well, that's a long story!" Forty-five degrees looked up at the starry sky affectionately, and Kaz in the sky did not speak.
"Like you, I'm haunted by love." when the Adam's apple rolls.
"My beloved, taken by that villain Gen, so I'm going to kill him!" Shi's eyes were slightly red by the light, and his hands were clenched into fists as if he had an enmity with Gen, which made people moved.
"You ......" Qiuqiu was really impressed by Shi's performance, "I can't find a girlfriend, and it's because of that bastard Gen!" He jumped to his side, full of anger.
"Isn't it because you're a ball......" he blinked, sobbed, and complained silently in his heart.
"Originally, I had a girlfriend." Qiuqiu took a deep breath and slowly told his story.
"Really......"
"She's volleyball, women's volleyball."
“…… Your species is not the same. ”
"We were so loving that we almost had a baby."
"Let's not talk about what kind of ball your child is, but be sure to tell me about your fertilization process."
"But it didn't last long, Gen bastard!"
"He called the SCP to investigate you?"
"Not only does he love to play basketball, but he also loves to play volleyball!"
“…… I really didn't expect it. ”
"He beat my beloved to death on the court, leaving her scarred body."
"Please mourn ......" I don't know what to say.,If you turn the hero into a human.,It's obviously a sad story.,But who would have thought that the hero was two balls.。