"Can any of you tell me what just happened?"

A classmate who came back to his senses was full of confusion and asked expectantly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Was it really a pigeon that flew and flew just now, or did I hallucinate?" another student asked.

"It's a pigeon, right?

"Where's the napkin?"

"Guo Dalu, ask for a secret!"

The students recovered from the shock, and there was a lot of discussion for a while, and then they asked Guo Dalu to come out and reveal the secret.

"Guo Dalu, if you don't make this matter clear today, I feel like I'm going to have nightmares!"

"I feel like I'll never be able to happily napkins anymore. ”

At this time, the Peng Fang instructor of Guo Dalu's phalanx ordered: "Guo Dalu, Dong Qing, you two are out of the ranks!"

Guo Dalu had to return to the field again, and Dong Qing came up with a confused expression.

"Did you two know each other before?" Peng Fang asked.

Guo Dalu said: "Report to the instructor, I think everyone is not too particular about it, the biggest charm of magic is the incredible point that you can't guess, if I reveal the secret now, then the performance I just now is equivalent to a complete failure, so please allow me to refuse to reveal the secret." ”

Dong Qing said: "I admit that I knew Guo Dalu before, but the napkin I just gave him was definitely the first time I talked to him, so I am definitely not a trust, everyone must believe me." ”

Instructor Peng Fang saw that he really couldn't ask anything, although he was a little dissatisfied with Guo Dalu's disobedience to his orders, but after all, it was inconvenient to attack on the spot, and said, "Return to the team." ”

Before Guo Dalu returned to the team, he added: "If you are interested in the big change pigeon I just performed, you can go to my anxiety relief grocery store to patronize it." ”

Then someone shouted, "Yes, he has a flying wooden bird in his grocery store, and that pigeon must be a wooden bird, but it is painted white." ”

"Yes, yes, I've seen those pictures in the campus forums before. ”

"Haha, everyone thinks it's magic, but in fact, Guo Dalu made an advertisement for his grocery store!"

"I am convinced by this wave of advertisements of Guo Dalu!"

People are like this, they like to find an acceptable explanation for those phenomena and things that they don't understand, otherwise the three views are easy to collapse.

Guo Dalu heard everyone's brain supplement explanation, smiled and did not speak, which was naturally regarded as a default by everyone.

The next day, during the military training, the whole army was discussing Guo Dalu's last dinner towel into a pigeon, of course, after a night of fermentation, all kinds of explanations have also been released, although the magic is still magical, but after all, it is still in the category of magic shows, and everyone will not be unacceptable.

At about half past ten in the morning, the Secretary of the Party Committee and the Dean of Jianghan University personally came to the Third Athletic Field to visit and express condolences to the new students of military training, and delivered a speech, encouraging everyone to win good results in the report performance nine days later and win glory for Jianghan College.

After the two leaders finished speaking, the dean actually called Guo Dalu's name separately and called him aside for questioning.

"I heard that the wife of the general manager of the Huang Group came to you before, what is the reason?" the dean had a kind attitude and a kind tone.

Guo Dalu replied: "For the sake of her daughter Huang Qin's anorexia, because I happened to know a home remedy that can treat anorexia, I came into contact with it. ”

"I see," the dean nodded, "how is it now?"

"It has basically returned to normal, and the medical expenses have been settled. ”

The dean nodded and said, "That's good, I probably know, you go back and continue your military training." ”

"Okay. ”

Guo Dalu had just walked a few steps when the dean suddenly stopped him again and added: "By the way, Guo Dalu, in addition to studying, you should also actively participate in the activities in the hospital. ”

"Okay Dean. Guo Dalu replied, thinking, "It seems that the ban on me in the courtyard has been lifted." ”

Sure enough, at noon, Senior Sister Camel called and told him the news: "I don't know what the reason is, anyway, the word suddenly came down from above, and the ban on you was lifted, so ......"

The camel sister didn't finish her words, and the words that followed melted into a very mocking laugh.

Guo Dalu said: "So it doesn't mean anything to me, and I still won't join any student union organization." ”

"I guessed it a long time ago, and I wasn't ready to persuade you, just to tell you the news. ”

"Well, thank you, Sister Camel. ”

"Thanks. Luo Yichen scolded with a smile, and then said: "By the way, the matter of that scumbag falling down the stairs and entering the hospital is from your handiwork, right?"

"What stairs did you fall down?" Guo Dalu was puzzled.

"I heard that my hands, feet and ribs were broken, and the injuries were quite serious......" Luo Yichen continued to guide.

Guo Dalu said: "Senior Sister Camel, what are you talking about, I really don't understand. ”

Luo Yichen smiled: "Okay, you'll pretend to be stupid with me." In short, this time your sister and I remember your favor, you did a good job, I have lost my anger. ”

"Although I don't know what you're talking about, Senior Camel, I owe me if you say you owe me. ”

In the afternoon military training, the six phalanxes adjacent to the third track and field field sang together, and the singing and coaxing shook the sky over the entire track and field.

At this moment, the instructor of a certain phalanx shouted: "Are you happy to play the song today?"

"Happy!" everyone replied in unison.

"Then would you like to ask the commander of the 47th Company to sing a song for everyone?"

"Yes!"

"Then everyone shout with me, Company Commander Peng is coming! Company Commander Peng is coming!"

Company Commander Peng is Peng Fang, that is, Guo Dalu's bishop.

After the instructor took the lead, the students naturally followed suit.

"Company Commander Peng has one!"

"Company Commander Peng has one!"

Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Peng Fang stood up with a smile, walked in front of everyone, and said, "My throat is uncomfortable today, just sing, I'll teach you a few tricks of self-defense." ”

said without waiting for everyone's objections, and shouted: "Guo Dalu, out of the ranks!"

Guo Dalu was stunned for a moment, stood up, and walked to Peng Fang.

"You're going to cooperate with me. Peng Fangdao.

"Yes!"

Peng said to everyone: "First teach everyone a wrestling style of grabbing." ”

As he spoke, he motioned for Guo Dalu to stand behind him, put his hand on his shoulder, and then shouted: "I can see it clearly!"

As soon as the words fell, he suddenly stretched out his right hand and grabbed Guo Dalu's wrist, then turned around, twisted Guo Dalu's arm back, and then pressed his shoulder, and kicked his ass.

When Guo Dalu's wrist was caught, he already knew that Peng Fang wanted to make him ugly, so he smiled helplessly in his heart and went out in cooperation.

"Do you see clearly?" Peng Fang asked everyone quietly, but he secretly sighed in his heart, this is the price you paid for disobeying my orders last night.

"I don't see it! it's too fast!" replied the classmates.

The instructor who took the lead in coaxing said: "Lao Peng, are you teaching or showing off, the action is so fast, even I can't see it clearly, do it again." ”

Peng Fang nodded and said, "Okay, then do it again." Guo Dalu!"

Guo Dalu got up from the ground, dusted off his body, walked behind Peng Fang without saying a word, and pressed his hand on his shoulder as he did just now.

"Let's take a closer look this time!"

Peng Fang said, repeating the action just now, reaching out to grab Guo Dalu's wrist, but the movement did not mean to slow down.

However, just as he turned around and twisted Guo Dalu's arm, Guo Dalu's caught wrist suddenly slipped, grabbed his wrist in turn, and pulled it back hard, and then stretched out his other hand to grab his shoulder, and blatantly made an over-the-shoulder fall.

Poof!

Peng Fang was thrown backwards by Guo Dalu and fell to the ground.

Everyone was collectively dumbfounded.

"What I demonstrated for you this time is that it is impossible for a person to fall down twice in the same pit, so everyone must pay attention to practicing self-defense kung fu and be improvised. ”

After Guo Dalu finished speaking, he turned to face Peng Fang and said loudly: "Thank you Instructor Peng for your cooperation!"

Peng Fang sat up and looked at Guo Dalu with fire, but when he saw the expression on Guo Dalu's face, his heart chuckled, and the flame in his eyes was suddenly extinguished.