Chapter 19: Xiaobai
"Great, supermarket." After saying goodbye to Bai Shu, after walking for so long, I finally found an ordinary supermarket.
He observed it for a long time and felt that going into this supermarket to buy a case of Coke would not be too embarrassing and would not seem very abnormal.
"Well, that's it." Push open the door.
"Welcome!"
"Aha!" The automatic sensor machine placed at the door was just half a step into the door, and the voice of persuasion without emotional fluctuations suddenly greeted Shi's arrival, which was really startled.
"Ahh The Titans burst into the air with a rampant laugh.
"I'm dreaming." turned around and left.
"Little brother, let's meet again." The Titan didn't give Shi a chance to take a step, and put his hand directly on Shi's shoulder.
"Let me die." Shi smiled painfully, "Okay, good TMD." ”
"Yes! I didn't expect to see you here! "The Titans were very happy.
"I really never expected it." When I want to cry without tears.
"Little brother is here to buy something." The Titan hugged his shoulders and brought him to the supermarket.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was choked in his throat by the Titan's suffocating arrogant smile.
"Uh-huh?" The Titan shook his finger and slurred.
"You know again?" Shi Zhen wanted to beat the Titan hard.
"Carbonated drinks are not good for muscle gain." The Titan said unfathomably to the times. "It's not good to drink secretly behind my back."
The Titans looked around with mentally retarded eyes, and when they saw that no one was looking at them, they whispered to Shi, "Don't look at me with adoring eyes...... I'm going to be shy. ”
"Oh my God." When I wanted to go to hell to see Bai Shu, my mood had never been so strong.
"Actually, when you first came in, I used my mind reading to know that you were going to buy a drink." The Titan raised his eyebrows angrily, "But, hehe, in order not to expose my mind-reading skills, I pretended not to know anything, what's the matter, isn't it very similar." The Titan patted him on the shoulder.
"Like, really like, but it's really too TMD-like." Shi Chong Titan shook and gave him a thumbs up in admiration.
"Drink water, I'll ask you!" The Titan waved his hand happily.
"Okay." forced to calm down.
"No, no, no." The Titan shook his finger again, "Centennial Mountain or anything is fake. ”
"Okay." Shi swallowed back the hundred-year-old mountain that came to his mouth.
"Uh-huh?" When the Titan looked at it in amazement, "Don't you know, Nongfu Spring is to carry the water of Changbai Mountain, and if you buy Nongfu Spring, they will empty the Tianchi of Changbai Mountain." ”
"Good, good." Shi took a deep breath and exhaled heavily, "He was a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse twice." ”
"Binglu, the cheapest, a dollar." finally understood the Titan's intentions, and specially bit the "cheapest" very hard.
"Huh?" Titan frowned, "It's better to drink this inferior mineral water than to go to our gym, there are paper cups and water dispensers, let's go, go and have a good drink, don't get drunk!" ”
"No, no, I ......" hurriedly and enthusiastically refused.
"Oh, why are you still so shy?" The Titan walked out of the supermarket as he pushed enthusiastically.
"I'm not going to hide it, I'm ...... My wife gave birth. After a short period of thought, he blurted out in a flash of inspiration.
"Huh? Such a coincidence? The Titan's eyes widened suddenly, and he said in surprise.
"Huh?" Shi Ye's eyes widened, "Your wife also gave birth?" ”
"Yu Hang's wife also gave birth today." The Titan looked envious and congratulated Shi. "Let's go, let's go to the hospital, just in time to practice aerobics, I'll take a look at Yu Hang by the way." The Titan said and trotted around the time.
"Ten miles, let's take about half an hour......" The Titan began to frown, calculating with his extremely intelligent brain.
"Hahahaha." laughed bitterly and waved his hand, "Just kidding, just kidding." "Running 10 kilometers is not killing him.
"Hahahaha!" The Titan had a look on his face, "I'm kidding too. ”
"Grass." Shi Qi's teeth were so itchy, he really wanted to bite the head of the muscular man laughing wildly in front of him.
"Yu Hang is waiting for you at the gym." The Titan was very distressed, "If you don't go, Yu Hang will be sad." ”
"Mind my business!" roared madly in his heart.
"Let's go, don't hesitate." The titan swept away the heartache on his face and walked away when he hugged him.
"By the way, Xiaobai repaired it today." Titan said happily.
"Ah......" felt a chill in my heart.
"The last time you went, his jaw fell off and his arm was broken."
"What......" subconsciously touched his chin. Xiaobai? "This Xiaobai should be a personal name.
"Yes, Xiaobai." The Titan's gaze reveals the vicissitudes of life. "At that time, the gym had just opened, and I couldn't afford to buy others, so I only bought Xiaobai."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, this kind of thing is still ...... Don't tell me. Shi hurriedly interrupted Titan's affectionate speech, this illegal act of human trafficking was blatantly said by him, is this trying to pull me into the gang......
"It's okay, Xiaobai is very cute, about the length of your calf." The Titan measured it. "But last time I pushed too hard, and he wasn't too strong, and his chin fell off directly."
"What the hell have you two perverts done to this poor child!" When he dared to be angry, he didn't dare to speak.
"I took it for repair two days ago, and I only sent it back today." The Titan scratched his head, "It's good not to be disfigured." ”
"110 is the police number."
"Alright, come!" In just a few minutes, he overheard such a violent crime, but what made him even more desperate was that he unknowingly walked to the gym with the Titan.
Looking at the few big-character signboards in the superpower fitness club, I couldn't help but break my liver and intestines.
"Xiaobai!" As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yu Hang fiddling with a small skeleton in his underwear only.
"It's... Is this his corpse......" His voice trembled, his words were indistinct, his eyes were black, and he pointed at Xiaobai and said.
"Of course......" Titan patted his shoulder.
“…… Not anymore. Yu Hang continued.
"This is Xiaobai." The Titan pointed, then picked up the bone of its hand and waved his hand, "Hi", Titan said, "I'm a mannequin. ”
“hi。” said.
"This is the pelvis." Yu Hang pointed to Xiaobai's pelvis emotionally, and then knocked.
"Hollow." Titan added positively.
"Your pelvis is a bit tilted back and needs to be adjusted." Yu Hang said sincerely.
"It's the spine." Yu Hang ran a finger across its spine, and then his hand suddenly shook like a cramp, "Your spine flexibility is not very good, you have to practice." ”
Xiao Bai looked at the indifferent Shi with empty eyes, grinned, and the explicit smile made the corners of Shi's mouth twitch.
"But today we arranged cardio for you." The Titan gestured with relief.
"You're talking about...... Spinning?! Yu Hang was puzzled, excited, and ...... The longing eyes looked at the Titans who were also looking at him.
"That's right! It is! Superbike! The Titan also took off his clothes and pants excitedly, leaving only a pair of underwear, which he still wore yesterday.
"Don't, don't." Shi Wei smiled and looked at the two people who were staring at him, and subconsciously took a small step back.