The general of the small inn sued the royal complaint, and the Baling Bridge patrol was sent to the deceased
Obscene words are a common means used by prostitutes to have fun and persuade them to drink. It's just that there is a distinction between elegance and vulgarity, and when they meet the above literati and ink writers poetry and wine collections, they usually sing some romantic things such as "Piano Picking", "Night Run", "Waiting for the Moon", and "Out of the Stopper". When encountering high-rollers and giants who spend a lot of money just to buy laughter, they sing some explicit obscene words, which is the so-called singing song on what mountain. The woman in the green jacket used to be a scholar in the city of Xi'an, very understanding, originally to twist the posture to please the men's pity, seeing that these rough men in the countryside did not know what to do, they hurriedly changed the shyness of their faces, and generously gave a blessing, and the warbler sang Yanyan: "Beat the drum tightly to play the gong slowly, stop the gong and stop the drum to listen to the song." All kinds of gossip also stop singing, listen to me sing eighteen touches. When I touched it, I touched my sister's sideburns...... The second touched it, and touched my sister's pink shoulder...... Sanya touched the edge of my sister's eyebrows...... I touched my sister's little feet......"
Shen Yikui, Ru Chengming and others listened to it, their eyebrows fluttered, they slapped their hands on the table, and they were addicted to it, and they were full of ugliness. Yang He had never seen such an obscene tune in his old age, and he couldn't help but blush his old face, and he was busy wiping the tears of laughter with his sleeve to cover the past, if it weren't for everyone present, he could hardly hold himself. Ru Chengming had already torn off his shirt, revealing his hairy chest, the wine was in a hurry, and it spilled down his mouth on his chest, he wiped it a few times with his hand, and listened to the woman sing the next few paragraphs, and actually echoed it:
"The old man hears eighteen touches,
I also passed when I was a teenager.
The offspring heard eighteen touches,
Day and night, greedy for flowers and crying for his wife.
The widower listened to eighteen touches,
Holding the pillow and crying wife.
The monk listened to eighteen touches,
Hugging the apprentice and calling the brother.
The nun heard eighteen touches,
Sleeping until midnight is helpless.
The next generation of you have heard,
will also be greedy for money to beg for his wife......"
"We heard eighteen touches, and we treat my sister as a wife. Hahaha---- "Shen Yikui and the others laughed wildly, because of Yang He's majesty, otherwise they would have hugged the two women together.
The night is deeper, and the feasting and drinking are still endless. Yang He saw that everyone had no intention of eating and drinking, and said with a smile: "There is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, so let's stop here tonight!" Rest early, and if there is nothing to do tomorrow, you can continue to feast and drink. Then he turned his face to the two courtesans and said, "Good life to accompany these masters, don't be lazy." ”
Xiao Caiyun smiled coquettishly and said coquettishly: "Oops! Master, how dare a slave not do his best? It's that the slave slave only has two sisters, but there are six masters, how to accompany the law, which one is in front and which one is behind, and please ask the master to make it clear, otherwise you will offend these six masters, and the tender flesh of the slave can't stand the beating! ”
Yang He's gaze swept over Shen Yikui and the others, unusually deep, and waved his hand: "These people are willing to play as they like, listen to their convenience." ”
"We're going to have this little cloud." Ru Chengming got up and hugged him as he spoke, closed his eyes and arched his oily mouth full of wine to Xiao Caiyun's cheeks, and said urgently: "Teach my brother to incense." Unexpectedly, he felt a cold corner of his mouth, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Liu Hongru blocking a plate containing vegetables in front of his mouth, and the vegetable juice and grease in it were dripping down, making his mouth full of oil. He gave up Xiao Caiyun and threw himself at Liu Hongru.
Liu Hongru was like a loach, dodged and hid behind Shen Yikui and said: "There is a big master, how dare you take the lead?" I'm afraid that Xiao Caiyun won't be able to take your turn! ”
Ru Chengming was furious and scolded: "Since you have a kind of beginning, don't be a turtle with a shrunken head again!" Come on, let's compare and win, win my fist, little Caiyun let you! ”
Liu Hongru was not afraid at all, opened the door, and prepared to start. I didn't want Ru to become famous and shoot very quickly, and with a snap, Liu Hongru's face had already been hit hard, and blood flowed out of the corners of his mouth. Ru Chengming scolded: "Damn, what kind of garlic are you pretending, when Lao Tzu and Shen Yiyuan and Gao Yingdeng got into trouble, I'm afraid there was no you!" Back then, in Yansui Town, what kind of hardship Lao Tzu suffered, where do you know! Breaking Xin'an, attacking Ningsai, encircling Jingbian Fort, Keliushujian, killing the general Chen Sanhuai, when did Lao Tzu not rush to the front? Now looking for a **Lele, but it's going to lag behind? In terms of merit, Lao Tzu can also be half a family! Why, what are you staring at Lao Tzu like this, do you want to be unconvinced? Come back to Bibi Fist! ”
Yang He looked at Shen Yikui coldly. Shen Yikui sat and didn't move, he wasn't angry, since he took over his brother Shen Yiyuan as the leader, Ru Chengming was unconvinced, and now he is not convinced, embarrassing him in front of the military gate, if he doesn't want to kill his majesty, I'm afraid it will be difficult to restrain him in the future, I want to attack, but I'm afraid that Ru will become famous and brave, and it will be difficult to suppress the arrogance, and he will look down on the military gate, and the promised garrison title will come to naught, not to mention what real teaching. Thinking of this, the right hand that clenched his fist slowly loosened, and he forced a smile to himself: "As the saying goes: brothers are like siblings, and wives are like clothes. What's more, she is just a kiln sister who rides thousands of people across the country, how can she hurt her brother's harmony because of her, and say that you just want him to accompany you, that is, you want both, and my brother is willing to be with you. ”
"The brother in charge is really bold, but it is disrespectful." Zhang Mengjin laughed, came over and pulled up the woman in the green jacket and left, but she didn't want to stay.
Seeing Yang He staring at him on Sunday, he persuaded him: "The word of righteousness is the head, don't hurt the brother's harmony!" In fact, there is no need to be in a hurry, there are many women with such a posture in Xi'an, as long as you arrive in Xi'an, it is two or three people, and it doesn't take a lot of time. ”
Liu Jin pulled out a knife in his hand, gritted his teeth and said: "Xi'an is Xi'an, Ningzhou is Ningzhou, and distant water does not quench thirst." Zhang Mengjin, what are you, you dare to be arrogant! If you know each other, let her go quickly, or I won't recognize you with this knife! ”
Yang He got up and said with a fake anger: "Bold! In front of the ministry, you are so presumptuous! Drinking and having fun, how can you even dance with knives and guns, and don't put them away! ”
Liu Jin had no intention of fighting, but he just tolerated it so much that Taijue lost face, hoping to force Ru Chengming to drink Zhang Mengjin, and didn't want him to eat and drink by himself, so he ignored it, but the military master was furious, and he was stunned, and he was already discouraged. Zhang Mengjin took this opportunity to pull up the woman in the green jacket and leave. Liu Jin looked at Cai Jiuyi standing behind Yang He, afraid of his high skills, and didn't dare to stop him, and saw Zhang Mengjin hugging the woman in the green jacket out of the courtyard.
When the three of them returned to the bedroom, where could they sleep? A merry and happy good deed, in the blink of an eye, it was disturbed, and it was really difficult to swallow this evil breath in my heart! Liu Hongru tossed and turned on the bed, making the wooden bed creak, he slept with Liu Jin outside, listening to the silence of the gods inside, knowing that he was not asleep, otherwise he would snore like thunder. Liu Hongru touched Liu Jin, Liu Jin turned over and sat up, and said in a low voice: "What's the matter?" ”
"I'm so angry! Damn, they are comfortable, holding two little beauties who are like flowers and jade, but they teach us to be monks and hit the bell. Ru Chengming is also unreasonable, he has to pull out a sharp tip in everything, is there still a big brother in his eyes? ”
"Isn't it! Since the elder brother of the big boss let him talk to him first, and then teach Zhang Mengjin's kid to take advantage, isn't this an inch? Hmph, you have to think of a way to teach them a lesson, otherwise it won't be against the sky in the future? Liu Jin sighed and said, "I don't know what the leader's brother plans." ”
"If it was according to my temperament, I would have used the knife a long time ago, what brother is not a brother, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust."
"Don't talk nonsense! The elder brother of the big boss must have a plan, but it is inconvenient to say it to us for the time being. ”
"No! I'd rather ask the elder brother what he was going to do, otherwise he would be suffocated to death. Liu Hongru strode into the back room, and Liu Jin was too late to stop him, so he hurriedly followed in. Liu Hongru lifted the curtain, it was pitch black inside, and through a trace of starlight through the window lattice, he vaguely saw Shen Yikui sitting cross-legged on the bed, closing his eyes and thinking deeply, he was surprised, and asked, "Brother hasn't slept yet?" ”
"Oh---- you haven't slept either? Have a seat! I won't light the lights. Shen Yikui stretched out his hand and pointed to the chair under the window and said, "You two have something?" ”
"Brother, can you endure this breath like this?" Liu Hongru is straightforward and fast-talking.
"What do you want?"
"While they are only interested in being happy, they will touch it tonight, ka, ka, ka! It's a hundred. Liu Hongru slashed down with his palm and made a head-killing gesture.
"No, no!" Shen Yikui shook his head and said, "Don't make mistakes, in case something goes wrong, it's not fun." ”
"Brother is scared?" Liu Hongru was disappointed.
Liu Jin persuaded: "It's not that my brother is afraid, my brother doesn't want to take risks." You think that half of our people are Ru Chengming's subordinates now, and once they don't act secretly, they will inevitably lose both, and no one will have good fruit to eat. ”
"It's just one of the layers, and I don't think about it too much." Shen Yikui smiled, his expression was extremely helpless, and he sighed: "Why do you say that the Lord of the Military Gate treats us so politely? Is it because we have these horses under our command, but if these horses kill each other, in the end there will be not much left, and the military gate will still take us seriously? Hard fighting is not a way, don't you two see that the master of the military sect favors Ru to become famous? ”
"Why favor him?" Liu Jin and Liu Hongru asked questions almost at the same time.
"This is Bian Zhuang's plan to stab the tiger, let us both lose, he can sit and reap the benefits of the fisherman, we can't teach him to do what he wants, otherwise we will suffer."
Liu Jin admired: "It's still my brother who thinks about it thoroughly." So just put up with it? ”
"Alas! Brother, you have a way! Liu Hongru rubbed his hands and stomped his feet fiercely.
Shen Yikui said gloomily: "I thought about it for most of the night, there is no perfect way, it seems that we can't do this matter ourselves, we need to find a helper." The voice looked unusually old.
"Ask Wang Yinjia for help?"
"It's not." Shen Yikui shook his head and said, "You can't find him, he can't help us, and the only one who can help us is Lord Junmen." ”
"He is so partial to Ru to become famous, how can he help us, my brother is still dead in this heart!" Liu Jin was disappointed.
Shen Yikui smiled: "You two don't see that Lord Junmen is acting?" In fact, he also hated Ru Chengfame, Ru Maniac did not accept moderation and wantonly nonsense, not to mention the military lord, even Zhou Zhizhou was afraid that he was also upset, just thinking about the overall situation, for fear of annoying us to rebel, so he didn't take action. ”
Liu Hongru said happily: "Big brother is saying that the military gate has been playing dumb riddles with us, and he also wants to clean up the Ru madman?" ”
"Not bad. Last time, after Ru Chengming insulted the general Wu Hongqi and the Chinese officer Fan Li, Yang Junmen was very angry, and he thought about how to punish Ru Maniac. ”
"Yes, there is such a thing. On Sunday, I was forced to pass the word to my brother, and if I could get rid of the madman, I could actually give my brother the position of guard, and give ...... cough, cough ......" He pretended to cough a few times, swallowed the following sentence "I can also give you the post of general flag", gasped for a while, and then said: "The younger brother thinks that his brother is righteous and good, he is a good man who is upright and upright, and he disdains to do such indiscriminate deeds, so he didn't take these words to heart, and he didn't dare to persuade his brother. Tonight, it seems that we can't bear to back down anymore, and we still have to strike first, so as not to be bullied by them again. ”
"Hmmm! I just thought of a plan, but I couldn't make up my mind, and joined forces with others to deal with my brothers, first, I am sorry for my love for many years, and secondly, I am afraid of being ridiculed, but I hate them for not knowing how to restrain themselves, but they are getting more and more out of line, and now, I can't take care of a lot. ”
"What the hell is the strategy? Brother, say it! Liu Hongru snatched the conversation.
"Actually, there's nothing out of the ordinary, it's just a knife to kill people."
"Brother, be careful." Liu Jin leaned up.
"Try to bring Ru Chengming to the Xi'an Governor's Mansion and hand it over to Lord Yang for disposal."
Liu Hongru was quite unimpressed, shook his head and said: "My brother wants to catch turtles in the urn, I'm afraid it will be difficult." How cunning is the madman Ru, how can the master who taught him to go east to the west be at our mercy? ”
Liu Jin said: "This is easy. Didn't Lord Yang say that there are kiln sisters in Xi'an, so it's up to the Ru madman to pick it up! Peony flowers die, is it also romantic to be a ghost! ”
"That's a good excuse, he'll go." Shen Yikui let out a long sigh and said, "I can't think of how to trick him, it's the best." Lord Junmen can't stay here for a few days, so teach him to take two ** with Lord Yang on the road! As soon as the morning dawned, I went to ask the military lord, and he would not refuse. ”
Hong Chengchou returned to Xi'an and received the holy decree to be transferred to Yansui, he ordered people to pack up and set off, and ordered Jin Sheng, a personal scribe, to send a letter to Cai Jiuyi to rush to Yulin to rendezvous, and at the same time went to the governor's yamen to resign to Futai Liu Guangsheng as usual. Liu Guangsheng watched the former subordinate officials suddenly become the feudal officials of the Kaiya and the construction of the government, although Yansui said that the land belongs to Shaanxi, but it is one of the nine sides, it is an independent military town, and it is not under the jurisdiction of his own family. The place is not big, but the grade is the same as that of home, and it is already on an equal footing. Liu Guangsheng was very depressed, but he still had to get by on the scene, and he made a trip for Hong Chengchou in the governor's yamen as usual. The two sat opposite each other in a muffled voice, and Hong Chengchou felt unbearable. After eating a few cups, Liu Guangsheng beckoned the courtesans to come up and drink wine, Hong Chengchou got up and bowed his hand to Liu Guangsheng and said: "Lord Futai has prepared such a neat banquet, which shows that he loves him." Cheng Chou wanted to be happy, but he didn't get drunk and didn't return, but he didn't dare to delay, so he took his leave. ”
Liu Guangsheng smiled dryly: "Lord Hong raised the king's order, who dares to keep you?" In this way, it is simple. After that, he got up and sent it to the second door, and even said goodbye not far away, and the two bowed goodbye.
Shen Shi has passed, Hong Chengchou ignored the getting late, and took his personal guards to beat the horse out of Changle Gate. There is a city gate on each side of Xi'an City, Yongning in the south, Anyuan in the north, Anding in the west, Changle in the east, and the Anyuan Gate in the north usually goes straight to Yulin, so it is the most convenient. Hong Chengchou is a Jinshi born in two lists, excellent elegance, Baqiao in the east of the city, picturesque, Yangguan three stacks, swan song through the ages, naturally more than out of the north gate can send the ancients' feelings, so I would rather run dozens of miles more, but also detour out of the east gate. Baqiao is more than 20 miles east of Xi'an on the Bashui of Chang'an County, it is said that Qin Mugong was one of the five hegemons of the Spring and Autumn Period, after that, the Baqiao was destroyed many times and rebuilt many times, the scale is getting bigger and bigger, there are more than 100 zhang long, more than two zhang wide, across both banks of Bashui, set up stone fences next to it, there are seventy-two water holes under the bridge, more than 400 pillar piles, the two banks are planted with green willows, in the spring season, with smoke and spit flocculation, fluttering with the wind, like snowflakes flying in winter. The Tang Dynasty has a post station on the side of the bridge, relatives and friends go out of the city to say goodbye here, the willow color every year, the Baling is sad to say goodbye, the wind and snow of the Baqiao Bridge is one of the eight views in Guanzhong, how can you miss it! The towering corner towers of Xi'an City are becoming more and more faint, and the two tall archways of Baqiao have been visible from afar. At this time, the red sun is setting in the west, the clouds are full of clouds, and the catkins are flying, like winter snow. Hong Chengchou dismounted and said, "I'll rest here tonight and leave early tomorrow morning." Saying that he threw the reins of the horse to ***, walked along the official road, his steps rose and fell, and he picked up a large group of catkins on the ground, followed him before and after, and will go to the bridge, and someone sighed under the archway: "How is this catkins difficult to give up?" Brother Hengjiu, I've been waiting for you for a long time. ”
Hong Chengchou heard it familiarly, stopped his steps, and asked in a daze: "Yingying, why are you here?" ”
Li Yingzhi turned around, shook a handful of wicker sticks that he was holding and said: "I'm here because Lord Futai came here, and I know that even if the willow branches on both sides of the Bashui are broken, you won't be able to stay." ”
"How do you know I'll go through the East Gate?"
"Hahaha......" Li Yingqi laughed a few times, "You and I are both from two lists, and we can understand a little bit of style." If you ride straight out of the north gate, you won't be Hong Hengjiu. Hong Chengchou also laughed. The two of them held hands on the bridge, the river rose green, Guiyan murmured, and several small boats came and went on the river, and the sound of the oars could be heard. Li Yingzhi threw the willow branches one by one in the river, watched them drift away wave by wave, and said softly: "The weak willow is tied to the boat, and you can't stay in it." Hengjiu, you have a high future, and your future will be in and out of your fingers. ”
Hong Chengchou's ambition was at the beginning of his ambition, and when he was complacent, he didn't take into account the faint melancholy between Li Yingqi's eyebrows, and said loudly: "Serving the emperor is our duty as a courtier, and it is also the supreme glory of my generation. However, then again, as long as you work hard to do things, the emperor will naturally not treat his ministers badly, just like Cao Huachun's father-in-law Cao, I heard that he has assisted in the East Factory. How old is he? ”
"You don't have to compare yourself to others. Hengjiu, you have been promoted from the fourth grade to the second grade, and you have not been promoted, which shows that the emperor's grace is vast! Li Yingqi sighed, a hint of glamour flashed in his eyes.
Hong Chengchou was very interested in talking, and said angrily: "It is really difficult to make meritorious contributions in the peaceful years, and it is inevitable that the young man's head will be white, and he will be empty and sad. Now the country is troubled, you and I are officials in Sanqin, although it is harder, but finally there is a place to use, if you make a difference, it will not be in vain in the bosom of your life. ”
"Sanqin is a land of right and wrong, but adults can also defeat people." Li Yingqi sighed and groaned: "Baqiao Qing came to see off the farewell, and they couldn't rely on each other." The flying flotsam of his own house is still uncertain, and he is fighting to trip people over the long strip. I don't want to keep you, I'm afraid that it will be difficult to meet and talk calmly in the future. ”
"My own flying flotsam is still uncertain, what does this sentence mean?" Only then did Hong Chengchou realize that his expression was sad and unhappy.
Li Yingzhi didn't say anything, smiled sadly and said to himself: "I will send you today, I wonder if anyone will send me tomorrow?" I don't have to be like you, take a detour to the Baqiao, chase after the ancients, and learn from afar. This is the way I have to go, and I can't get around it if I want to. Alas! It is no wonder that countless literati and scholars have been haunted by their dreams for thousands of years, and this is really an excellent place to say goodbye to the candies, and a place to dispel the sad souls of ancient and modern times. He was embarrassed, and his expression was very different.
"What's on your mind? Let's talk about it. ”
"I can't hide it, I'm going to return to the east tomorrow, and I've already announced my decree, and it's not too much before and after your holy decree to be transferred to Yansui."
"Isn't the post of Inspector of Imperial History vacant?"
"What's so tight about the vacancy of the Imperial History, isn't the governor of Yansui also vacant for several months? Besides, the court has already sent another person. ”
"Who is it?"
"Wu Fu."
"Wu Luyou! When he enters Qinchuan again, will he have another big feast? This man is really brave. ”
"Liu Guangsheng is not Hu Tingyan, does he still dare?"
"When he entered Qin at this time, he should not have come to Liu Guangsheng, not to investigate the stolen goods, but to help the victims and urge him to pacify Sanqin as soon as possible."
"Wu Luyou participated in Hu Tingyan, the holy favor is long, and now he has entered Qin again, obviously to sit back and enjoy his success, make some capital, and get out and return to Beijing. I heard that the emperor intends to promote him to be the left deputy capital of the imperial history, and sooner or later he will enter the cabinet. He is bound to urge Yang Junmen to clear the bandits as soon as possible, so Yang Xiuling's life is not easy. Haha, there is no need to talk about state affairs, appreciate the smoke willows of Baqiao. I don't know when I will come back this time? There is no reason to go to Baling in the east, how about a few drinks at the post station? Li Yingzhi's eyes were sour, and his tone was pretending to be relaxed.
Hong Chengchou nodded and said, "It's okay for you to return to the east, you can live a quiet life." The sun is going down in the imperial capital, and all the merchants are diverging, where can there be such a cold and bitter situation on the three sides? Let's have a few days of blessings! A few words made Li Yingqi's face pale, and his annoyance about the uncertain future suddenly decreased, and the two of them enjoyed the scenery on all sides and walked slowly towards the post station.
The catkins are on the face, and the grass is dazzling. Li Yingqi looked around, and the feeling of melancholy and sadness came spontaneously, and he said: "The green willow spring breeze, the best place to appreciate the willows in the world, should also be headed by Baqiao, Shandong Jinan Minghu green willows, Hangzhou West Lake willow wave warbler, Yangzhou Slender West Lake Causeway spring willows, the scene is quite similar, but in the end it is not as touching as the willow wind and snow, hooking people's souls." ”
Hong Chengchou laughed and said: "Sad spring and sad autumn, my brother has experienced the samadhi. You don't actually have to go to the capital, but you should go back to Jiangnan, so that you can catch up with the spring and live with the spring. Hahaha...... You are really elegant and tight, and you are sour! So there should be poetry, no, no...... It's a tactful word. ”
"Are you laughing at me for being a woman in my boudoir?"
Hong Chengchou hurriedly shook his hand and said, "How dare you, how dare you!" Everyone says Jiangnan is good. Tourists are only old in the south of the Yangtze River. Being able to return to the old Jiangnan and painting a boat to listen to the rain is also a joy in life. ”
"That mustache must be like the moon, and the frost and snow on the wrists. Otherwise, it will be lonely and difficult to endure, and the bitterness of the remnants of life, where are some articles of merry feelings! ”
The two laughed and got off the bridge, but they saw a horse flying on the official road in the west, and the sound of hooves was urgent, and immediately people shouted: "Is Lord Li ahead?" Lord Futai has a life, please go back to the Ya to greet Lord Qincha. ”
"Wu Fu came so fast!" The two looked at each other in surprise, and Li Yingqi said abruptly: "It seems that you have no one to eat." "Wave goodbye and get on your horse and go.
Hong Chengchou looked at them hidden in the thickening twilight, turned his head and said: "If there is no one to accompany you tonight, you and I will be lonely, so we won't stay here." I changed horses at the post station and hurried to Yulin! ”