Prologue
"Squad voice enabled, welcome to League of Legends ......"
With this voice, Chen Yin, who likes to masturbate in the early hours of the morning as usual, sat down in front of the computer and started his journey of today's LOL League of Legends. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After 10 minutes......
"Move, move. What kind of SB move are you, how many times have you been in robot Q? Can we still have a good time together? "Get out, I'm will!!"
"You're SB!" "You're SB, your whole family is SB!"
"Damn, where did this prince jump from!! Rely on it, how can the mid-laner Carter come out, the mid-laner! You SB! Why don't you give a hint?? ”
After 15 minutes......
“20。。 Don't explain!! "Two pits down the road!!" "I'm hanging up, grass!" "You are the pit, your whole family is a pit!! Get lost! Grass. ”
With a loud mouse slap on the keyboard, Chen Yin, who was sitting in front of the computer, let out an angry roar: "What kind of teammates are these TMD, Lao Tzu's promotion match, promotion match!" I'll fuck your sister! ”
Extremely depressed, Chen Yin pushed away the computer and stood up and walked to the living room, too involved in the roar was easy to get angry and his throat was dry, he just wanted to drink a can of iced Red Bull to calm himself down,
By the way, mentally prepare for the remaining two crucial qualifiers. As soon as he opened the refrigerator door, the electric light on his head flashed a few times, which startled Chen Yin, he opened a bottle of drink and said to himself while drinking:
"I'm grass, I just lost the game, don't suddenly cut off the power! Didn't you say that Typhoon Rasi still had 3 days to come here? ”
Shaking his head, Chen Yin, who forced himself to forget the moment just now, walked back to the bedroom, and found that the light in the bedroom had gone out at some point, and pressed the switch back and forth several times with his hand and found that it was not on. But there is still light coming from the computer, it seems that tomorrow will be changed again, Chen Yin, whose parents are always on a business trip, likes to sleep with the light on when he is young, so the light bulb in his room is more expensive, and he is also used to changing the light bulb from time to time.
"I !! in the grass" Chen Yin, who walked back to the computer, jumped up in fright as soon as he sat down, and the picture of failure displayed on the computer screen was very strange at the moment, no longer the border was red, but the whole screen seemed to be slowly flowing with thick blood, and the words "failure" and "continue the game" were no longer displayed on this blood red as usual. Rather, it is "finishing" and "beginning".
"When is it updated again?" Chen Yin, who sat down again, picked up the mouse and went to the starting point.
I have to admit that people who play LOL always have a firm will that is different from ordinary people, and what network disconnection, stuck, can't connect to the server, instant black screen, instant blue screen and other emergencies have no impact on them like a gentle drizzle. Chen Yin, who has big nerves, is no exception, but as soon as this "start" is finished, he feels that the strength of his body is like being taken away in an instant, and his body slowly lies down in front of the computer desk uncontrollably.
The blood-red word "start" disappeared with a few sparks of lightning crackling on the computer screen, and finally the computer screen returned to darkness, like the whole room......
The next day's newspapers and major portals had such a big headline: "17-year-old boy addicted to the Internet and died suddenly at home"; Another headline alongside this news item reads: "Junior High School Student Addicted to League of Legends, Squatting in the Grass to Attack Passers-by!" ”
A new story begins......