Chapter 14: The Emperor of Man is a fart!

"Oh, isn't it just 100,000 yuan? 100,000 yuan is just a drop in the bucket for a small county lord like Miss Tang. Xie Lang said it rightly.

"A drop in the bucket? You give it to me, huh! Tang Ziqi glared at Xie Lang with great contempt, her face turned blue with anger.

She really had never seen a man as shameless as Xie Lang.

A big man, it's just a matter of scheming with a girl of his own, and he still has the face to blackmail himself?

Is this something that people can do?

To be honest, Xie Lang is not a bad moneymaker.

The main thing he brought out was some priceless treasures.

He thought to himself: What if he took out a million-dollar thing and pawned it, wouldn't it cause a lot of shock?

"Yes, what is the most important thing to be a human being?"

"It's low-key!"

"Do you see that I, Xie Lang, am proud of being the emperor of the world and having a lot of money? Am I pretending? Did I go around showing off to people that I was the emperor of people?? ”

The main reason is that strength does not allow Xie Lang to pretend to be forced.

If this thing takes away the strength of the human emperor, he can be even more crazy than Sicong.

Therefore, Xie Lang first set a small goal: he was going to extort 100,000 yuan from Tang Ziqi first, and use it as pocket money.

"Fifty thousand... This local chicken will give you 50,000 yuan. Xie Lang made appropriate concessions.

Immediately, he handed the remaining whole local chicken to Tang Ziqi.

The native chicken didn't move except for two legs.

Xie Lang said with a righteous expression: "Miss Tang, recently I am sponsoring some children in poor mountainous areas, I plan to build a few villas for children in poor mountainous areas, and buy dozens of Lamborghini by the way, this local chicken is cheaper, and I will sell it for you for 50,000 yuan." ”

Look, a few villas and dozens of Lamborghini, from Xie Lang's mouth, it seems to be very insignificant.

If this is in the sky blue star, let the children in the poor mountainous areas hear that Xie Lang wants to buy them a Lamborghini, and it is estimated that a large group of children will be touched, and they will shout behind him: Brother Lang, Ollie!!

Although the villa and Lamborghini are not very valuable here, they are cool to say.

The force that he didn't pretend in the previous life in Azure Star, Xie Lang can be regarded as having achieved it here.

Seeing that Tang Ziqi was still hesitating, Xie Lang immediately turned on the brainwashing mode:

"Miss Tang, think about it, I don't want you to be 9.98 million, not 990,000, only 50,000 yuan, you can not only eat your stomach, but also contribute a love to the children in the poor mountainous areas; 50,000 yuan, you can't buy a loss, and you can't buy a fool, but you can send a warmth to the children in the poor mountainous areas, let me ask you this wave, do you make money? ”

"Great liar, Grim Reaper! I don't want to believe you! Tang Ziqi was unmoved, and glanced at Xie Lang.

"Okay, okay, 30,000, a fixed price, it can't be less."

"Phew, you stinky Kir, you're going to die of this heart, my Tang Ziqi is starving to death here, and I'm being eaten by demon beasts, and I won't spend another 1 cent more to buy your chicken."

Saying that, Tang Ziqi took a bite of the chicken butt resentfully, not to mention, it tasted really good.

"Aoyou, you bought 10,000 yuan of chicken butt, why are you reluctant to spend more 30,000 yuan to buy local chicken to eat? Miss Tang, you have narrowed the road. ”

"Die!"

Tang Ziqi glanced at Xie Lang fiercely, and she didn't bother to talk to this stinky boy.

The night is already deep.

It was around twelve o'clock in the morning.

The land was completely quiet, but it was not dark.

After eating the chicken butt, while Xie Lang didn't pay attention, Tang Ziqi secretly licked the aftertaste left on his fingers.

It's really not Tang Ziqi's exaggeration, it's the taste of chicken butts, it's so delicious.

Tang Ziqi regretted it at this moment, she didn't promise Xie Lang for 30,000 yuan just now.

But as a girl's family, it was difficult for her to find Xie Lang to take the initiative to speak.

If Xie Lang can sell it again at this time, maybe Tang Ziqi will not hesitate this time.

"What kind of person is this guy?" Looking at Xie Lang's expression, Tang Ziqi fell into deep thought.

You say that this product is strong, but he has a swaggering and deceitful face, where is the demeanor of a little master?

But you have to say that he is a god, but he is righteous like a hero in the afternoon, and he will stand up for those villagers!

At this end, Xie Lang broke off the chicken wings and put them in his mouth to chew.

"Damn, it's delicious, it's delicious."

Xie Lang boasted and praised: "This chicken wing is really amazing, it's just too oily if you bake it more, and if you bake it less, it's too raw." ”

"I admire me as a person, not to mention being handsome, and to do good housework. I can go to the hall and the kitchen, and I swear that I must be a woman in the next life and find a man like me. ”

"Slightly, disgusting." Tang Ziqi spit out her fragrant tongue at Xie Lang's narcissistic expression, "You are also handsome like this?" Cricket's cricket, right? ”

"Am I not handsome?" Xie Lang asked rhetorically.

"Do you have a marshal?"

"Then have you ever met the Human Emperor?"

Tang Ziqi clasped her hands in front of her and said angrily, "I haven't seen the Human Emperor, but I've heard that no one who has seen the Human Emperor says that he is handsome!" ”

"Moreover, I also heard that the Emperor of the People is only more than twenty-five years old this year, wearing a black dragon cannon, and exuding a kind of fairy-like temperament all over his body, I don't know how many girls on the mainland have gone bankrupt to see him."

Burst~

Xie Lang squirted out the remaining chicken bones in his mouth, "It's really fake, the human emperor is more handsome than me?" And so many brain-dead fans? ”

Just kidding, Lao Tzu is the emperor of men.

You TM have never seen anyone, dare to brag and say that you are more handsome than labor and management?

"Phew, which green onion are you, and you don't pee and look in the mirror."

Bite~~

"Player, you have obtained a thousand-fold critical taunt from Tang Ziqi, and you have gained 1000 experience! Current Player Rank: Yellow-level neat honeycomb coal, upgrade experience: 10000/1227! ”

I rub??

That's how you get 1000 XP.

"Ahem, the emperor is a fart!" Xie Lang thought to himself: Try to mock me again?

"Yes, yes, yes, people are a fart, you are more than 24 or 5 this year, right?"

"25, what's wrong?"

"The emperor of the family is the same age as you, but he is the commander of the three armies, the male god in the minds of thousands of ladies, and what are you? ? You say people are a fart, but I don't think you're even a fart. ”

Tang Ziqi struck Xie Lang to the ground.

Bite~

"Player, you have obtained 10,000 times the crit taunt from Tang Ziqi and gained 10,000 experience! Congratulations to the player for upgrading to level 1, the current player rank: Xuan-level neat honeycomb coal, upgrade experience: 10000/0! ”

Oops, I rub?

Upgraded?

I went for it and was directly promoted to level 1 at once!!

Xie Lang found that his extra combat attributes had all become 2 points.

Try it again?