Chapter 1: Fakes
The so-called counterfeit refers to the use of fake items or objects, cheap or fake imitations, and fake and real products to deceive them.
The purposes are varied, usually for profit.
In this sense, Yagi Yukisai is a fake.
is not a servant, but pretends to be a servant with a real one. The performance is lower than that of the top Servant, but it is better than the average Servant, and the purpose of his becoming a Servant is to trick the little girl into falling in love at first sight - although he has never succeeded once except for the other party's initiative.
In this sense, he is indeed a fake.
Tonight, too, he fell asleep with his painful eyeballs poked by Skaha.
He didn't read the comics today, after all, both eyes were poked blind.
Although martial artists pay attention to their hearts, I have never heard of anyone who reads comics with their hearts, alas, sad.
Yagi Yukisai clearly understands one thing, that is, the magic eye is probably not suitable for himself - sure enough, he should still plunder other people's magic eyes!
In fact, when he was still studying at the Clock Tower, he had heard of a MONOCULUS trading train, which was full of all kinds of MONOCULUS that you could buy if you were willing to spend money.
The magic eye, as long as you have a suitable one, you can transplant it.
By the way, what Yagi Yukisai wants most is the Straight Death Demon Eye of the two ceremonies, but he can't just say to people: Hey, Shiki, please give me the eyes!
There is a high probability that she will be killed with a knife.
Today, Yagi is still thinking crankily in bed.
Then, the body gradually warms up.
Gradually, it became very light.
Yagi understood in an instant.
Myself...... Summoned in reverse.
"I'm used to it. Super used to it. Fear no more. It doesn't scare me. Nothing scares me. Everything is an illusion. ”
How to say it, there are only three things in one thing, how many times have I been summoned by a special point, and I have appeared as the opponent of Chaldea, Yagi is also used to it this time.
It must be like this again!
Thinking so, Yagi's body responded to the call and appeared in ......
In a splendid castle.
It's not appropriate to say that it's a castle, but it should be said that it's in the [Art Museum] in the form of a castle.
It is the kind that is very common in Europe, on the surface it looks like a palace, but in fact, it is not inhabited by people, but a place used to display paintings.
In front of him, there was a figure in black armor, holding his chin with one hand, holding the Holy Grail with a serious face, thinking about something.
I guess she summoned herself.
"Hello? Ahem, look at me, I still want to say that famous line. It's the one that started with the question. They say that all the servants of the Saber job have to say this. Artoria told me. ”
Yagi Yukisai said in his usual flirtatious tone.
The result was obviously startled by the other side, she really jumped up, shrunk her shoulders, as if suddenly noticing a cat with a cucumber behind her, her big eyes stared at Yagi vigilantly, holding the Holy Grail in both hands.
"......Uhh You guy, why are you here!! Chaldean's! ”
The other party shouted sharply, and there was obvious wavering in his tone.
Yagi Yukisai smiled and said:
"Of course I'm here for you. Across thousands of rivers and mountains, I just want to see you. My honorable lady. ”
As soon as Yagi Yukisai opened his mouth, even he was startled, why did he suddenly say this?
Then, in my mind, it was as if someone was telling the player over and over again: you love her very much, you love her so much, you can't live without Joan of Arc and so on.
It is said that when ordinary servants respond to a call, they are given common sense by the Holy Grail.
In other words, this peculiarity is common sense to love Joan of Arc?
Yukisai Yagi took a closer look at the other party's face frozen on the spot, it was the same as Joan of Arc - the same face as Soji Okita, Artoria, and Mordred. Seeing her show such a panicked expression at a loss, Yagi Yukisai only felt that she was indeed cute.
Subconsciously, he reached out and took her right hand, knelt down on one knee, and kissed her lightly on the back of her hand......
"Ahh!!h You, you, you, what are you doing! Nymphomania!! Perverted!! ”
Joan of Arc quickly withdrew her right hand. Looking at Yagi Yukisai with a disgusting expression, he didn't know where to take out a black cloth and wiped the back of his hand vigorously.
"Of course I am offering you my loyalty."
"Don't! Damn it...... How did you summon an annoying guy like you, I don't want this kind of servant! ”
Joan of Arc, because he wore black, was called Black Joan of Arc for short. Now Joan of Arc was in utter confusion.
This peculiarity, of course, exists because of Joan of Arc.
This is because, although Joan of Arc has no possibility of alteration, others do not.
Taking advantage of Joan of Arc's high popularity around the world and taking advantage of the sympathy of human beings for the weak, many people agree in their hearts: Joan of Arc has obviously suffered so many criticisms, even if she becomes an avenger to take revenge on mankind. This subconscious, Joan of Arc can exist.
She's not a servant, she's not a hero, and she's not even a shadow of Joan of Arc.
She is only the embodiment of many human thoughts. An existence born through the power of the Holy Grail.
Originally, she was the product of Marshal Guildre's creation of the Holy Grail. Naturally, she also had her own wishes, and after merging with the Holy Grail, it became the special point of this time.
By the way, in addition to Yagi Yukisai, she also created several other servants.
Yukisai Yagi was the last, and when Joan of Arc was thinking about what servants he should summon, he popped up on his own.
"Mom's ......"
Just as Joan of Arc was thinking about why Yagi Yukisai was here, a milky voice called out to her, and she saw a brown-skinned, short stature, up to her waist, wearing a white costume similar to a one-piece bathing suit, with short white hair draped in a white veil, which was almost dragged to the ground because she was too short.
The white lines on her brown skin reminded Yagi of Yukisai, a Chaldean servant, Attila.
By the way, after considering this, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that she looked like Attila.
"Don't bother me!"
Hei Zhen was annoyed, so he pulled the corner of his clothes and snatched it from the other party's hand.
The brown-skinned little Attila didn't cry, but silently ran to Yagi, pointed at him, and asked, "Dad?" ”
"yes, yes."
Yukisai Yagi bent down and reached out lovingly to stroke her hair.
"What are you doing! Station old lady cheap?! ”
Heizhen was not happy, and glared at him at that time. Yagi Yukisai smiled dotingly: "Even if it's a child born to you and others, I love it." As long as it's yours, I like it. ”
"What are you doing! Disgusting to death! Big pervert! Damn, Chaldean ............ I'm annoyed!! ”