Chapter 81: There are dwarves in every fantasy genre!
Alice is very smart, and soon taught herself how to operate the phone, and also changed to a song.
"A big road, leading to my house
My family lives at the foot of Yo, Liang Ya Liang Mountain
The soil under the mountain is fertile, and the land is five acres
Five acres of fertile land, plant something
……”
Charlotte sat on the donkey cart and drove the cart, while shouting with the eldest brother in a gong-like voice. Since he was in middle school, he has been nicknamed "Duck Voice", and the voice can be imagined.
Fei Luo didn't care that Charlotte's voice was ugly, because he couldn't sing out of tune, and he was not qualified.
But the elf royal sister couldn't listen anymore, and she couldn't help but interrupt Xia Luo: "I said Xia Luo, where is your hometown?" Is it a place called Yangsan? ”
Because Charlotte sings in the lingua franca, they can understand the lyrics.
Fat and Alice both turn their heads to look at Luna when they hear Luna ask about Charlotte's hometown. They're curious, too. Charlotte once said that she was from Gruar, but she was not from Gruar.
Moreover, his skin color, hair color, and pupils are not the appearance of a native, and his facial features are very different from those of Caucasians.
Xia Luo smiled bitterly, thinking about returning Liangshan. I want to go to Liangshan, at least I can drink wine and eat meat, and divide the money in a big scale. It's like now, and I don't even look like myself.
I'm not familiar with life!
"My home, in a very distant place, I arrived here by accident, and I probably won't be able to go back."
"I live in this tun in my hometown...... Oh, I'm sorry, but it's touching the scene. Touching the scene. ”
"My hometown is an ancient country with a long history of 5,000 years, and it has given birth to thousands of lovely people......"
“…… That's right, Dongpo meat! A great poet writer in ancient China invented this dish, he said: Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dung, the rich refuse to eat, the poor do not understand how to cook. Slow fire, less water, when the fire is enough, it is beautiful. Come to make a bowl every morning, and you can be full of your own family. What does that taste like...... Gee! ”
Charlotte swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then heard the sound of swallowing saliva next to her, one after another.
Just now, Charlotte was aroused by her thoughts, but under the crooked downstairs of this group of foodies, she finally talked about the cooking of my big foodie country. That's it!
In just a moment, everyone felt that they had swallowed their saliva.
By noon, Charlotte was cooking while the rest of the group was looking at their phones. It's "A Bite of China" that Charlotte cached!
Luna, Philo, and Alice, as well as Teemo. These people didn't understand Chinese at all, and they didn't know the barrage, but they were already impressed by the background music and pictures alone.
“…… It's a gift from nature. As the show ended, Fatty Luo rushed over and hugged Charlotte's leg.
"Charlotte, teach me how to cook! I can't eat the food inside, I can't die! Fei Luo pointed to his mobile phone, his face full of pathos.
He felt that he was a foodie in vain, and he was wasting his life for more than 20 years!
The rest of the time is pretty simple, and Fatty is studying the top-secret recipe Charlotte has given him: egg fried rice.
And Luna is grabbing her phone with Alice. Alice has to play a jigsaw puzzle, while Luna has to watch the web series "Ghost Blows the Lamp" and Charlotte has to translate it. Women of this size are often noisy.
Xia Luo was very distressed about her mobile phone, so she read it like this and took the jujube pill! At the same time, he was also glad that fortunately there was no educational film of Mr. Cang in his mobile phone, otherwise it would have exploded......
Just as Charlotte was driving the donkey cart and thinking about how to save her mobile phone, she suddenly found a dwarf squatting on the side of the road in the distance!
"Damn, it's a dwarf!" Xia Luo hurriedly pushed Fei Luo beside him, who was still immersed in the peerless cheats egg fried rice and couldn't extricate himself.
He glanced at the dwarf, "Oh, it's a dwarf, the meat is too old to be stewed." Then he continued to study the cheats.
Looking at Fei Luo's reverse practice of nine yin and going crazy, it is estimated that he is also eating jujube pills!
Charlotte poked Luna, "Look, dwarf! It's a dwarf. ”
Luna: "Oh, it's a dwarf, and he's a good guy at this height." ”
You also take jujube pills!
Charlotte no longer pays attention to them, as for Alice, she is already an Internet addict girl, her eyes are fixed on the screen, and you don't react when you push her. Timo was even more watching the excitement from the side, and his eyes straightened.
The donkey cart swayed closer and closer, and Charlotte saw the dwarf crouching by the side of the road.
It's too short! I guess I'm a little taller than Alice when I stand up. Charlotte estimated that it would reach her stomach when she touched it, one meter three or four. The complexion is somewhat dark, bluish-black.
The dwarf's sideburns were all shaved, and there were long, narrow cyan tattoos on his temples and forehead, which looked like some kind of totem.
And the hair on the top of his head was very thick, combed back and braided into a thick braid at the back of his head. He has a thick beard on his cheeks and chin, which has been carefully groomed, tied into three strands of braids, and is also covered with shiny copper rings, which is very cherished.
It may be that the dwarf looks at the old man, and Charlotte always feels that this dwarf is not too young. The dwarf was dressed in half-iron armor, with a large black shield sitting under his buttocks, a one-handed axe on his right hand, and two small throwing axes hanging from his waist.
Charlotte discovers the dwarf, and the dwarf naturally discovers Charlotte on the donkey cart. Charlotte stared at the dwarf, and the dwarf stared at Charlotte.
Charlotte thought the dwarves were strange, and their beards were braided. The dwarves also thought Charlotte was so strange, with black hair and black eyes, it was the first time he had seen her.
Thereupon:
"What are you looking at?"
"What are you doing?"
"You're taking a look?"
"Try it, try it"
…… Well, it's all Charlotte's mind. How can the dwarves have my big northeasterners, and they have a violent temper?
The dwarf looked at the donkey cart and began to speak, his voice unexpectedly gentle, "Hey! Traveler. Don't move on. Something happened up front and it's dangerous......"
At this time, whether it was Fatoro, Luna, or Alice, they all came back to their senses and looked at the dwarf.
[Domag * Barlow * Snechin * Iron Felt, Dwarf, Elite Unit, Level 18 Dwarven Shield Guardian (Bronze Upper Rank).
Strength 24, Constitution 27, Agility 12, Intelligence 11, Perception 13, Charisma 11.
Skills: Dwarf Slash (Green), Toxin Resistance (Green), Magic Resistance (Green), Dark Vision (Green), Strength (Blue), Forge Mastery (Blue), One-Handed Axe Mastery (Blue), Shield Expert (Gold).
Equipment: Steadfast Iron Felt (Blue), Steel One-Handed Axe (Green), Iron Bust (White), Small Flying Axe (White).
Note: Size doesn't mean anything, I'll tell you. 】
Charlotte jumped out of the donkey cart and asked, "Hello dear dwarf, my name is Charlotte, and I am an adventurer, and these are my companions. What do you mean by that? What's going on up ahead? What are the dangers? ”
The dwarf also stood up, dusted himself off, and said, "Hello adventurer Charlotte, I am Dwarf Domag Barlow Snehin Iron Felt. I'm a member of the Craftsman's Union, and because Baron Alva's estate seems to be in trouble, I took the task and came to check it out. ”
"But...... I'm a step too late, and that beautiful and rich manor has been shrouded in evil. There was an evil I didn't understand, and the manor wasn't far from the fork in the road. It's too close to the main road and I have to stop people from getting close to the ...... until someone deals with it."
"Ding-dong! Congratulations on triggering the quest: Evil Manor.
Mission Level: C+.
Quest content: Properly dispose of the evil manor.
Rewards: 300 XP, 60 Destiny Points, and a random card with a maximum level of green.
Note: Get out of the way, I'm going to raid my house...... No, it's to purge evil! ”
"Uh-huh......" Charlotte cleared his throat, and with the expression of a righteous partner, he said, "Helping others is the foundation of happiness!" I said, dwarf brother, do you think we can help in any way? It only needs a little bit of a reward......"