Does Quaresma hate Barcelona?

That's definitely indispensable!

Not to mention the predecessor who was swept away, he himself did not have any good feelings for Barcelona.

Therefore, if he really meets Barcelona, even if he fights until he vomits blood, he has to make Barcelona look good!

Of course, with the current strength of Porto, it is really certain to meet Barcelona, and Quaresma is also helpless.

He only hopes not to meet Barcelona for the time being, to give himself a space to grow, and at the same time to give Porto a space to grow.

When you are fully skilled, you will teach Barcelona to be a man in minutes.

It's still the same sentence - wait for me for three years!

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Because of the fierce fight against CSKA Moscow, Delneri took a certain amount of rotation, and Quaresma was not a physical strongman in Delneri's eyes, so he was also on the rotation list, and he didn't even enter the squad.

After all, the opponent Estori is weak, and Porto is playing at home, so it is difficult for the opponent to make any waves.

However, although he was not able to compete, Quaresma did not relax at all in training, and he trained hard not to compete, but to improve himself.

At the end of the team's training, Quaresma practiced on the training ground for another hour as usual, and if it weren't for the gradual dark clouds in the sky and the rain that was about to fall, Quaresma might not have left so early.

Riding his spinning bike, Quaresma galloped along the side of the road, and when the interest came, he dared to get out of the car with the passing cars, although he always lost badly, but it did not prevent him from enjoying it.

But when he got home and looked in the mirror at his disgraced face, Quaresma felt as if it was time for him to buy a car.

It's not that there's anything wrong with the bike, it's that it's really bad for the image.

For example, if you meet a beautiful girl on the road and want to talk to you in a hurry, it is strange that the girl is willing to ignore you when she sees her unkempt appearance.

It would be different if it was replaced by a sports car, and it was estimated that the little girl would open the co-pilot's door and sit on it every minute, which was simply invincible.

Well, that's it, buy a car!

But after a second, Quaresma scratched his head, should he go and get a driver's license before buying a car?

Generally, when Europeans become adults, they basically have to take a driver's license, which can be used as an ID card.

But Quaresma never took the test!

When he was at Sporting Lisbon before, he was busy practicing and didn't have time, and at Barcelona, he didn't stay well and was not in the mood, so he didn't have a driver's license until now.

What happens if you drive without a license?

After thinking about it, Quaresma dialed Baia's phone, who was a lawyer, and asked him if he was right.

If driving without a license is just a fine, then Quaresma is too lazy to take the test, he doesn't believe that the traffic police block him every day!

"Hey, Barrister Beyer, I'm serious about asking you a question!" Quaresma laughed.

Baia pouted on the other end of the phone, "It's very indecent to hear you say that, okay!" ”

Regardless of what Baia thought, Quaresma asked his own question: "If I get caught by the police driving without a license, then what punishment will I receive?" ”

"Shoot!" Baia's reply was resounding.

Quaresma was shocked when he heard this answer, and a cold sweat broke out on his back!

I'm just driving without a license, it's such a big sin?

You want to shoot me directly?

"You didn't lie to me?" With a tremor in his voice, Quaresma asked nervously.

"That's right, if you are caught by the police for driving without a license, with your character, in order to escape punishment, I think you will definitely hit the police to death and then escape, so that you have committed murder, and there is nothing wrong with shooting!"

At that time, Quaresma was not good!

What the hell are you talking about?

How brain-dead do I have to be to murder for driving without a license?

It turns out that Temebaia is the most unserious person.

"Well, then you're going to help me plead not guilty to murder!" Quaresma said angrily, and then he was about to hang up.

Baia's excited voice came from the other end of the phone, "Then let's talk about the lawyer's fees first, don't you ...... Toot Toot ......"

The whole world is quiet!

Don't say anything, let's get a driver's license first!

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Early the next morning, Quaresma hailed a taxi and headed straight to Porto's largest driving school, which, like Huaxia, had to go through driving school training to get a driver's license here.

But when I got the training instructions at the driving school, I almost didn't kneel!

Nima actually has a total of 28 theory lessons and 32 driving lessons!

I just want to get a driver's license, not the college entrance exam!

Are you going to train me to be an F1 driver?

"Is there a way you can speed up my getting my driver's license?" After thinking about it, Quaresma asked meaningfully, as long as there is a way, it will be easy to deal with.

The head of the driving school looked at Quaresma with understanding and whispered: "If you are willing to pay an extra 400 euros, then the training of the theory class can be omitted, as long as you are confident that you can pass the test!" ”

400 euros?

Quaresma pinched his fingers, which was about equivalent to his own salary for 3 hours, which can be said to be a good deal.

Without hesitation, he paid the money, and the person in charge of the driving school immediately arranged an instructor for Quaresma and started the class directly.

Time is money, and Quaresma appreciates that attitude.

Then start practicing!

"Hello, I'm your coach, you can call me Bruno, and of course, you can call me by my nickname - Devil's Coach!"

A muscular strong man appeared in front of Quaresma, looking at this head, Quaresma felt that he was a bit condescending to be a driving school instructor, and he definitely made more money than a coach for roadblocking......

What else is the devil coach?

Don't you think this nickname is very low?

However, Quaresma is here to learn to drive, not to make trouble, so naturally he will not choke casually, and after getting to know each other, Quaresma came to the coach with the coach.

But before the coach could speak, Guardesma was a little stunned?

Isn't it one-on-one teaching?

Why is there a girl in the car?

Seeing Quaresma's doubts, the coach shrugged and explained, "I don't know what's going on, anyway, the supervisor told me that you two are in class together, if you have any questions, you better go and ask him!" ”

It was only then that Quaresma saw the girl's appearance, and he was really amazed.

The appearance of a typical European and American goddess, with white skin and beautiful appearance, and sexy body, I am afraid that most of the young models will be eclipsed in front of her.

It turned out that he was going to ask the person in charge of the driving school, how could there be two people taking classes at the same time?

But now, he feels that he is afraid that the person in charge of the driving school is also taking great pains.

I spent an extra 400 euros, not only do I not need to take so many theoretical classes, but I also have a beautiful woman to accompany the class?

Then the 400 euros are really worth it!

He now wants to ask the person in charge of the driving school, if I give you another 800 euros, can you still find me two beautiful women of the same quality to accompany me to the lesson?

I'm not bad for money!

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