This night, Lu Xiaoyu undoubtedly became the most beautiful boy in the whole lake, he was out of the limelight, and the water tune song he sang slowly began to be sung.

At this moment, it is close to midnight, Chen Weng is old, it is not too late to toss, it didn't take long for the painting boat to start to end, Liu Nianqing was reluctant to part with Lu Xiaoyu, a flat boat picked her up, and the phantom lining her in the moonlight gradually drifted away...

"What a beautiful big girl..."Lu Xiaoyu muttered to herself.

At this time, there was a maid's call from the painting boat of Chen's Mansion opposite: "Lu Xiaoyu, why haven't you come back?" ”

Lu Xiaoyu responded with an "ah", and saw that the distance between the two boats was only four or five feet, so after bidding farewell to Chen Weng, he bowed and jumped, his white Confucian clothes fluttered in the air, and the next moment he landed on the painting boat of Chen's mansion.

The maid watched in surprise as he landed on the boat...

"What's wrong?" Lu Xiaoyu asked.

Maid: "Do you know martial arts?" ”

Lu Xiaoyu: "In the rivers and lakes, people call the little white dragon Lu Xiaoyu in the waves, and he is disrespectful and disrespectful..."

The maid sneered and said, "You're funny." ”

At this time, the poetry meeting had come to an end, and Chen Rou also began to say goodbye to several talented people present one by one...

"Huh... What about Brother Ziwen? Why didn't he go to Gongfang for a long time? Li Jiangang said at this time.

At the same time, a woman's scream sounded, and everyone heard the sound and searched for it, only to see a maid covering her mouth and nose, pointing to a utility room, and chanting in pieces: "That... Village... Yes... Piece... Stinking... Die... people..."

Li Jiangang stepped forward to open the small door of the utility room, and saw a figure inside falling, followed by a peculiar smell, and the stench suddenly came to his face, it was a man in a purple suit, at the crotch of his pants, a wet and high bulge into a "small dirt bag"...

"Isn't this Brother Ziwen?" There is humanity.

Li Jiangang covered his mouth at this time and stepped forward, and tapped the bulge with his toes, and suddenly a pile of "mud" poured out, flowing all over the ground...

When Lu Xiaoyu saw this scene, he couldn't help but secretly say: "This 'rain has been falling' is really good... I can keep diarrhea even when I'm dizzy..."

Li Jiangang hurriedly retracted his feet and shook vigorously, trying to shake off the on the tips of his shoes.

"What happened?" Chen Rou's voice came from the stairwell, and Lu Xiaoyu hurriedly blocked in front of her, not wanting her to see the "Brother Ziwen" stinking of, after all, it was quite disgusting.

"Miss, don't look at it...", the maid also said beside her...

This angered Chen Rou's curiosity, and she couldn't do it without looking at it, so she had to order Lu Xiaoyu to get out of the way, Lu Xiaoyu said: "You want to see it yourself, don't vomit later?" With that, Lu Xiaoyu moved his body out of the way. Everyone also got out of the way one after another, letting Chen Rou get closer, only to see that she glanced at the "Brother Ziwen" and was about to vomit...

At this moment, everyone looked at Lu Xiaoyu in unison, because they found that the clothes worn by Brother Ziwen were originally the purple clothes worn on Lu Xiaoyu, and the clothes on Lu Xiaoyu were originally on Brother Ziwen.

Lu Xiaoyu "snorted", looked at the moon in the sky, and avoided it a little, but seeing everyone's hot eyes, he had to spread his hands and said: "Okay, I admit that I did it, I gave him laxatives..."

Lu Xiaoyu thought that everyone would reprimand him, but he didn't expect someone to ask: "What kind of laxative is this, it has such power, where can I buy it?" ”

"Yes, my old man has been constipated for more than ten years, and he has tried any laxative, but he hasn't pulled a drop, and his belly is as big as a pregnant woman, and he is worried to death."

The one who spoke was a son surnamed Hou, whose family was a landlord and very rich.

Seeing that no one blamed him, Lu Xiaoyu begged for laxatives, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "It's very simple to want this medicine, just hide today's matter for me." ”

The Hou Gongzi said: "Of course, if this laxative works, I will definitely bring a thousand gold to thank you." ”

Lu Xiaoyu hurriedly exchanged a 'rain keeps falling' from the system mall to him, and said, "Ensure that the medicine is cured." ”

In this way, the matter of "Ziwen laxative" was concealed by everyone, Chen Rou ordered someone to help Song Ziwen wash his body, and after taking care of him, he woke up, Li Jiangang and several people concocted a lie, and they all said: "Brother Ziwen drank too much tonight, and it was broken..."

Although Song Ziwen didn't believe it, when he saw a few people's words, he had to believe it, so he had to sigh: "What good sentence can I make tonight?" ”

The others wanted to shake their heads and say no, but Lu Xiaoyu preemptively said, "There is a song..."

When everyone saw Lu Xiaoyu talking, they couldn't help but look at him, and Song Ziwen said "oh", "Quick, quick, tell me." ”

Lu Xiaoyu groaned: "The end of the moon wheel is like the hearts of the ancients, and it is bright and high in the depths. Even if the waves are round, the dust cannot invade. ”

Song Ziwen couldn't help but show joy on his face and said, "Is this poem really written by me?" ”

Lu Xiaoyu said: "It's true..."The reason why I said this was because I felt that I owed him a little bit, and he had to make up for such a big mess.

Song Ziwen asked the others again.

Li Jiangang: "Uh..." He touched his nose, looked at Lu Xiaoyu, and saw Lu Xiaoyu nodding, he couldn't help but say: "Exactly, it is Brother Ziwen's masterpiece, this poem is very good, this is one of the poems that can be taken out of tonight's poetry meeting..."

"Really? It really makes me overjoyed, it seems that I will drink more in the future, no wonder Li Bai will be called a poet immortal, it turns out that he drank alcohol..."

As soon as these words came out, a trace of cold sweat couldn't help dripping from everyone's foreheads.

At this moment, when the night has passed, although the lake is still quite lively, there are already cruise ships that have begun to sail back, including the painting boat of Chen's mansion.

Li Jiangang and others may have other dates, and a group of people got on the boat and went to other pleasure boats...

At this time, in addition to Zhouzi and a few family members, there are three masters and servants left in this attic...

Lu Xiaoyu has changed back into her family clothes, and at this time she is sitting at the table with Chen Rou, watching her red lips and wine, her cheeks are flushed, it is not a shy flush, but the heat after drinking...

Chen Rou said: "The poems that came out of your mouth tonight were all written by you?" ”

Lu Xiaoyu waved his hand and said, "It's not..."

Chen Rou: "Who did that?" ”

Lu Xiaoyu: "I don't know poetry, but since I was ten years old, I have walked with the north and south of the river, and I was fortunate to walk with a tattered Taoist priest for a while, he chanted a lot of poems, I remember them all, so..."

Chen Rou "giggled" at this time: "You say this, even a three-year-old child will not believe it." ”

The maid also said: "This guy is now taken by Liu Nianqing, and he is happy in his heart, and now he is probably making fun of us..."

Lu Xiaoyu laughed "haha" and said: "I don't have the courage of this bear-hearted leopard, I dare to make fun of the eldest lady and you." ”