Chapter 2: Dragons are really easy to deceive!

Have you ever experienced despair?

What could be more desperate than a dragon dozens of meters tall standing in front of you and saying that you are going to marry him?

When Fan Jie heard what this big man said, Fan Jie immediately thought that he had heard it wrong.

I'll give you a lung!

When pigs fly!

"Hongmeng! What to do! Fan Jie asked anxiously in his heart.

It's really unlucky.

Fan Jie originally thought that his second life, with the help of Hongmeng, would become a big winner in life that would only appear in entertainment works, hugging left and right, and enjoying hundreds of millions of wealth.

Although Hongmeng can't change the default image of being a women's clothing boss for the time being, that's only for the time being!

You can still use the weapons made by Hongmeng to reach the top of the world! Talk about life and ideals with a beautiful lady in bed!

Even if it was originally a weak body, through Hongmeng's analysis, it could also be strengthened by taking the magic crystals contained in those strange creatures that he killed.

For example, now, although he still looks like a powerless "girl". But in fact, it's a real man squatting and beating Barrett!

But now, it's so far.

"I'm sorry master, but none of the weapons we have can break through the opponent's scale armor for the time being." Hongmeng's emotionless voice came.

"Hongmeng, you think about it! I'm a man! O man! How can I marry someone, if he finds out that I am a man, I will die even worse in anger! That's better than suicide! And if I die, won't you be gone! Fan Jie said wildly in his heart.

Hongmeng was rarely silent.

But this silence did not last long.

"According to the available information, there is indeed a weapon that can break through the opponent's scale armor, and even ...... You can kill each other in seconds. ”

Fan Jie was immediately overjoyed: "What weapon, what weapon." ”

"Tsar Bomba." Hongmeng paused. "Also called...... Big Ivan. ”

Big Ivan, a hydrogen bomb manufactured by the Soviet Union during the Cold War, made a total of two, one of which was tested on Novaya Zemlya on October 30, 1961, and the other was used for research and backup. It is the most powerful bomb of all the types of bombs ever detonated by man, in terms of size, weight, and power.

Its explosive yield was equivalent to 170 million tons of TNT explosives, but the Soviet authorities were worried that the serious impact of nuclear dust on the environment after the test explosion would cause domestic problems and diplomatic turmoil, so they halved the nuclear bomb to 60 million tons of explosive power. Although halved, the Tsar Bomba was still 3,864 times more powerful than the "Little Boy" atomic bomb dropped on Guang and Chang at the end of World War II, and 2,300 times that of the "Fat Man" atomic bomb.

At the time of the explosion, the fireball was generated with a radius of 4,600 meters. The mushroom cloud produced by the explosion was nearly 40 kilometers wide and about 64 kilometers high, which is more than seven times the altitude of Mount Everest. The hot winds from the explosion can cause grade 3 burns to people as far away as 51 kilometres, and the flash of the explosion can cause severe pain and burns to the eyes of people up to 43 kilometres away, and even cataracts and blindness.

This is the power of Big Ivan, the most terrifying and probably the most extincting weapon in the history of mankind.

It is no exaggeration to say that just this one bomb can destroy a small country.

Could it be that this thing is needed to destroy the dragon in front of you?

That's an exaggeration, right?

And the most terrible thing about the hydrogen bomb is not its impact and destructive power, but the most terrible thing is the radiation and high temperature caused by it in the instant after its explosion, which is the most deadly existence!

Explosion Big Ivan.

Be the bride of the dragon king, and then die a tragic death......

Well.

A choice that doesn't have to be considered at all.

So......

"Hongmeng, where is your fucking big Ivan! Pull it out for the master and blow up this bastard. ”

However, only Hongmeng's expression that seemed to be an idiot responded to Fan Jie.

"What's wrong? Don't nonsense, him for the master! ”

"Master, are you sure?"

"The lethal range of the Big Ivan explosion is at least 5w meters. If you want to detonate now, can I call this kind of behavior a common death? ”

“……”

"And even if you survive, the ensuing radiation will kill you."

"What then?" Fan Jie bit his lip.

"Give me an hour and I'll get everything ready."

"At the same time, I suggest that you stay about 50,000 meters away from this dragon."

"But you obviously can't do it, so I think it's better for you to be the bride of the dragon, so that you have at least a 1 in 100 million chance of surviving."

As soon as Hongmeng's words fell, he saw Fan Jie smiling.

"Hongmeng, you still underestimate your own master! You go and prepare, dragons are really easy to fool. ”

“……”

"Tiny human being, who do you talk to again, and dare to ignore this king." The Black Dragon King's voice sounded like thunder above Fan Jie's head.

Looking at the two big scarlet eyes, Fan Jie forcibly suppressed the fear in his heart and said.

"Honorable Black Dragon King, I can be your bride, but I have one condition."

"Hmph, the tiny ant is also worthy of negotiating terms with this king?" The Black Dragon King seemed to be a little angry, and the air that erupted from his huge nostrils turned into a violent wind.

Fan Jie, who was blowing, stumbled and almost fell.

"Could it be that the Black Dragon King is afraid?" Fan Jie didn't dare to be careless, stabilized his heart, and continued.

"Oh, inferior agitation." The Black Dragon King said disdainfully. "Say, this king can try to satisfy you."

"I want to compete with you for speed, and whoever runs far in three hours wins. I lost, and I thought I would be your bride. But if you lose, let me go. ”

"That's your condition? It's really beyond my means! "The Black Dragon King obviously has a high level of confidence in his own strength.

"But!" Fan Jie's words changed, "You want me to run for an hour and a half first, I don't think the powerful Lord Black Dragon King won't refuse to agree to me, right?" ”

Originally, the Black Dragon King was still a little unhappy, but after hearing Fan Jie's last words, his nostrils suddenly turned to the sky, and he was very proud.

"Of course, I can, even if I let you have two hours, it may not be. Don't even think about escaping, or I can't guarantee what I'll do if I catch you. ”

"Absolutely not, then the great Black Dragon King will definitely not make such a move to secretly follow me, right?"

"The noble dragon clan has always been a man of his word, completely different from the despicable and shameless humans!"

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"Look, dragons are easy to deceive." Above the desert, Fan Jie ran wildly.

“……”

The speed was at full speed, and Fan Jie's month-long physical strengthening was perfectly manifested at this time.

Fifty thousand meters, that is, fifty kilometers, if Fan Jie in the previous life let alone fifty kilometers, even if it is ten kilometers, he can run you for an hour.

And an hour would have been a bit reluctant, but an hour and a half is completely different.

If you do your best, for the current Fan Jie, an hour and a half and fifty kilometers is not too much of a problem.

The tall body walked like a fly on the desert, and its speed was inferior to that of even Usain Bolt, because it was far beyond the limits of human beings, and Fan Jie's whole body was like a wisp of wind, sweeping over the yellow sand.

Behind him, the dragon's body grew smaller and smaller.

Until an hour and a half later......

"Plop."

Fan Jie's legs knelt on the yellow sand, gasping for breath, as if a fire was burning violently in his throat.

The distance of 70,000 meters is really desperate.

Even if today's physical fitness is far beyond the scope of previous lives and normal people, this is still a big challenge.

"The dragon has taken off."

"Tsar Bomba, ready."

"Please wear protective clothing, please do so."

Although he already felt that he basically couldn't feel the existence of his two legs, there was no way, now was not a good opportunity to rest, Fan Jie climbed up with difficulty.

"Where's the hazmat suit?"

As soon as the words fell, a few pieces of clothing appeared in Fan Jie's palm.

A predominantly black JK uniform.

A black pleated skirt with white trim.

A pair of black flats.

And also......

One black pantyhose and one blue and white stripes**???

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What is this?