Li Qingshan has never tried to pull the wind like this, no matter where he goes, people passing by will pay attention to him for more than 10 seconds, and his outfit also makes him even more unpredictable.

But he thought sadly in his heart: The only difference between me and the monkeys eating bananas in the zoo is that they are begging to be watched, and Lao Tzu is being watched.

Comrade Li Qingshan, who has a bitter hatred, finally reached a consensus in front of a Sichuan restaurant called Chongqing Renjia after two women, one on the left and one on the right, finally reached a consensus in front of a Sichuan restaurant called Chongqing Renjia, and decided to make do here at noon today.

He was afraid of hearing it again, "Well, the MM cheongsam of this restaurant is so high, the food must not be delicious, PASS." Something like that.

It was rare that they agreed on the same opinion, for fear that they would regret it, so they immediately walked in. Until now, he hasn't figured out what the height of the MM cheongsam has to do with whether the food is delicious or not.

Yan Chuxia has been following silently, smiling secretly, and her eyes have been on Li Qingshan's body for longer and longer.

It's just that the two women who were busy fighting the law, no one paid attention to her.

This restaurant seems to be good, clean and tidy, not to mention, there are still quite a lot of people eating, when the four people came in, there were only two empty seats left, and they hurriedly grabbed a seat and sat down.

Li Qingshan knew that he probably didn't have much say in ordering, so he wisely didn't touch the menu.

Mo Mo and Xin Xin ordered three dishes by themselves, and Yan Chuxia said that the dishes were enough to eat, so they didn't order them.

There were three girls at one table, and Li Qingshan's preferences were naturally ignored, and they didn't call for wine, but a glass of juice for each person.

Li Qingshan held the juice and said with emotion: "If there is a glass of wine to drink, how pleasant it would be." ”

Xin Xin immediately said delicately: "My husband wants to drink, let's drink alone at night, take the opportunity to have sex after drinking or something, do you think it's okay?" ”

"Goo-dong, goo-dong!" Li Qingshan poured all the juice in one go, poured it all over quickly, and made up his mind not to speak again.

If you can't afford to provoke it, we can't hide!

Seeing him silent, Xin Xin was very happy, she took a sip of juice and ate a piece of mapo tofu, and the corners of her eyebrows and eyes were undisguised pride.

And Momo practiced assassination against a boiled fish to vent his dissatisfaction.

Yan Chuxia prayed in his heart for this fish that was tragically "whipped".

Just when the undercurrent was surging between Xin Xin Momo, a middle-aged uncle who was dressed as Sven and had a little fortune, much like a successful person, came over to talk, "Three beautiful and moving young ladies, I don't know if you have any plans to enter the showbiz and become a star?" ”

Yan Chuxia ate in small bites and didn't even look at him.

Momo gave him a blank look and continued to poke the fish.

Xin Xin put down her chopsticks and looked at him with a smile, listening to what was going on.

The middle-aged uncle hurriedly continued: "The contemptible person is Wu Houde, the general manager of Donghai Red Man Entertainment, because he saw that the three young ladies were young and beautiful, it would be a pity if he didn't eat the artist's bowl of rice, so he came to see him with a shy face and took the liberty to disturb." ”

"I know it's bothering and I don't leave, it's so annoying, we don't want to be stars at all, you leave quickly." Miss Mo Mo was not happy in her heart, but when she saw that Wu Houde was still a good person with a treacherous face, she immediately became furious.

"This young lady, being a star is very beautiful, you can drive a good car, buy a luxury house, wear a famous brand, and there are people cheering for you everywhere, don't you want to stand on the stage and become the center of everyone's attention?" Uncle Wu persevered and persuaded and seduced.

It's not because this uncle is a talent scout, and he wants to find a few talents for his company. This uncle's company exists, and it is also related to the entertainment industry, that is, to help rent a venue, recruit some extras, and occasionally hold a small party to open a store and an event or something, he will also help contact a small theater troupe or something.

In addition, he is all day under the guise of praising people as stars, and hooking up with women with a little appearance everywhere, don't say that the success rate is still extremely high, when he gets tired of playing, he recommends girls to go to a small crew and play a small role, and it doesn't matter to him whether the film will be broadcast or not, and whether people will be popular or not.

Today, he came to Chongqing for dinner, and at a glance he fell in love with Xin Xin Momo and these three women with different styles in early summer, so he wanted to come to an old cow to eat tender grass.

"No, who knows if you're a liar. When the time comes, it is said that we will be stars, but in fact, we will be abducted and trafficked to a small ravine to be a fool's daughter-in-law, do you think we are so easy to deceive. "Momo has a look that I have seen through your schemes, and you don't fool me.

"Poof... Cough... Cough! Li Qingshan just took a sip of juice, and when he heard this, he didn't laugh when he wanted to laugh, and choked.

Yan Chuxia pursed her lips, held back her laughter desperately, leaned into Mo Mo's ear, and whispered something.

Only Xin Xin still looked at Uncle Wu Houde with a smile on his face.

Uncle Wu Houde listened to Momo's words, and he was also in a trance for a while, do I look like a human trafficker?

He quickly dismissed this idea and continued to lobby, "How can I be a liar?" You know the Luo Qingyi who went out of our Longhai, it is the little Asian diva, she was the first to be discovered by me. ”

"Yikes. It turns out that you are the Bole who discovered Luo Qingyi, I am her loyal fan, I worship her to death, can you really make me a big star like her? Xin Xin finally spoke.

Her eyes full of little stars gave Wu Houde a sense of accomplishment, among which she was the best and most beautiful, and winning her was the biggest victory.

Immediately said with confidence: "Of course, after my packaging, you will definitely be as popular as her, or even more popular than her." ”

Xin Xin stood up happily and grabbed his hand, "Really, really, am I going to be a big star?" But I don't know how to sing, but I'm good at acting, can you let me act in a movie? ”

Grabbed by her soft and boneless little hand, Uncle Wu Houde's bones were crispy, and he hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, of course I can, Ang Lee, Tsui Hark... They all know each other well, and it's no problem to act in movies. ”

"Really, you're amazing. I'm really good at acting, and I won't disappoint you, so I'll give you a show right now. But what should I do? Xin Xin looked thoughtful.

Wu Houde thought to himself: "What are you doing here, let's go back and play AV on the big bed." ”

However, he said: "Don't be in a hurry, take your time in the performance." ”

"Why don't you hurry, I have to show you now, how far-sighted you are, and you picked me all at once. In this way, I'll play your wife, and then you will pack two ~ milk was discovered by me, so let's come to this paragraph, okay! ”

Xin Xin looked anxious to perform, which made Wu Houde a little dizzy, he really had never encountered such a positive person, hearing her say that she was going to play his wife, he was even more dizzy, Xin Xin was stunned, he didn't understand anything, so he subconsciously responded, "Okay." ”

As soon as the word "good" came out, there was a "snap", and Xin Xin's sturdy big-eared melon seeds slapped on his big face, "Okay, you, the old lady washes your clothes, cooks and takes care of the children at home, and you steal the old lady to raise the young!" ”

Speaking of this, the backhand was another powerful slap in the face, "Do you still have a little conscience, your conscience is all for the dog!" For you, my mother has more wrinkles, wrinkled skin, and rough hands into chaff, you want to eat fresh, you take my mother's money to raise little vixens, are you worthy of me! Are you worthy of your father and your mother worthy of the party and the people? Worthy of your little yellow dog! ... Oops, it hurts to death, you're so thick-skinned, and your life hurts. ”

She scolded and slapped at the same time, but she was slapping more than a dozen times anyway, before she stopped because her hand was numb, and then held Wu Houde's face that was beaten into a pig's head, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I was too involved in acting just now, so I didn't hurt you." Come, people will blow it for you. ”

She opened her mouth, and the frightened Wu Houde turned around and ran, he was just beaten like a pig's head, not a real pig's head, he already knew that he had been tricked and was disgraced and thrown home, he put down a sentence "Little~, you wait!" Let's see how the master will clean you up when he turns around! ”

After saying that, he ran out of the restaurant like an old rabbit.

Xin Xin pursed her lips disdainfully, "Cut, it's just you!" ”

Then she glanced at the diners around her, smiled and asked, "Did I just play well?" ”

"Good!" All the diners said in unison, many people really like this spicy and bitter wife, especially the guests at a few tables closer to them, they witnessed the whole process, and felt more enjoyable than watching a blockbuster, and they all responded with warm applause.

Occasionally, a few gentlemen who came out to eat with their second grandmother and little love also secretly rejoiced, fortunately, the one at home was not so strong.

Xin Xin bowed slightly and smiled, "Thank you." ”

I'm afraid that even the real celebrities are not as glamorous as she is at the moment.

Under the gaze of everyone, she slowly walked behind Li Qingshan, put her hands on his shoulders, put her small mouth to his ear, and said in a gentle but soft voice that could be heard by many people: "Husband, have you seen it, if you dare to take ~ the second mother and raise the third child in the future, I will treat it equally." ”

The buddies who heard this all shivered in unison, the women are all big tigers, the more beautiful and fierce they are.

They didn't know whether to envy or sympathize with Li Qingshan.

Li Qingshan, who has been in a position of being molested today and has always believed that silence is golden, suddenly turned her head and kissed her on the mouth, shouting quite domineeringly:

"Okay, then I'll make you the second wife and the junior."