Chapter 284: Strange Woman

Naruto has had a strong interest in the mechatronics industry since he was a child, and has assembled many household appliances for his family with a pair of dexterous hands, ranging from four-wheel drive cars, tape recorders, headphones, large TVs, washing machines, electric fans, etc., and has received a lot of rewards from his parents.

As for those that can't be installed, then they can only ask for more blessings, and it is not for nothing that Father Xu changes three belts a year.

Although he was beaten by his parents since he was a child, Naruto just couldn't control his hands, and he wanted to dismantle the pile of things at home, and put them back when they were installed, and hide them if they didn't fit well.

Now that the highest black technology of the Hokage Machinery has fallen into his hands for less than a day, he wants to dismantle it.

This body, in Naruto's opinion, is indeed full of black technology, and just that one hand and foot with a dexterity beyond that of humans is enough for scientists in previous lives to hold and lick.

The eyes that are obviously mechanical but can transmit vision can completely make human beings no longer have blind patients, and the value can make China and the United States fight each other to the eternal core of Japan and South Korea's annihilation, and even casually take out a skin care technology and put it in the previous life belongs to the category of black technology.

It is enough to put so many black technologies into the Chinese Academy of Sciences for twenty years, so Naruto, who has only dismantled household appliances, really doesn't know where to start for a while.

Where do you have to hide this if it's broken? Bury the doorway or hide the beams? You can't tie up your body and send it out of the earth.

Thinking about it, Naruto suddenly froze.

Like, there's no need to hide it.

Hinata wasn't the roundworm in Naruto's stomach, and she definitely didn't know what Naruto was thinking, so when Hinata came out of the kitchen, what she saw was Naruto staring at the half-luo scorpion on the table in a daze.

Even if it's good-looking, this... He's a boy, too.

Some childhood memories made Hinata instantly alert, pinched the towel in his hand, and tiptoed to Naruto's side, a little speechless for a while, he didn't know how to speak, just called softly: "Naruto-kun?" ”

"Huh?"

The call interrupted Naruto's train of thought, and he shook his head to shake the well-up memories out of his mind, and took out a crowbar and saw blade again: "Daughter-in-law, you came just in time, come, help me see where to dismantle first." ”

Whew~ It's not some special hobby, I exhaled in my heart, and Hinata opened her eyes to observe the structure of the scorpion.

Countless line mechanisms, sealing runes, ring after ring, overlapping one ring after another, at first glance Hinata didn't even understand how these were connected, and after a few more glances, he still didn't figure it out, and finally gave Naruto a roll of his eyes.

With her understanding of her own man, she will definitely not be able to put it back when she dismantles it, at most she can only install the steel cable in the abdominal cavity, and finally makes a mess.

But... As long as he likes it.

Hinata still stretched out her hand to the bayonet at her forearm: "Here, it's a baffle." ”

Naruto grabbed her hand: "Don't touch it, it's poisonous." ”

"Yes." The little girl was as happy as eating fifty catties of honey in her heart.

Putting on his gloves and taking out the remaining dozens of bottles of antidote and setting them aside, Naruto took a deep breath and slowly pry it with the screwdriver in his hand.

It doesn't look like a puppet at all, but like a nuclear bomb.

Hinata covered her mouth and snickered, the book said that men will always be children who don't grow up, which is really wrong.

"Click."

A crisp sound signaled the trap to open, and Naruto carefully took the baffle and was stunned.

What is this?

The threads are all steel wires, thin wires, thick wires, threads wrapped in unknown materials, densely packed together, and there are roughly estimated to be twenty-seven or eight thin wires, and his skull hurts when he sees it.

Naruto, who had removed his head, picked up the small pliers, looked at them for a long time, and finally looked up and asked, "Daughter-in-law, which one do you say I should cut?" ”

"I don't know." The time was too short, and Hinata could only see that the threads connecting the joints of the hand bones and the source should be outside the hollow part of the chest, and she had not yet figured it out.

Naruto felt that Hinata should be considered a European when he met him, and asked, "Then you guess one?" ”

"The third one."

"Okay." Squeezing the other threads, Naruto moved the small pliers to the third, pinching the handle of the pliers in his hand and starting to exert force.

Wait, why should I cut it?

The brain reacted but didn't have time to organize the body, just as he had seen the nail but still stepped on it, and his hand clicked to cut the thin wire.

The thin line snapped, and the scorpion's middle finger suddenly lifted up like a corpse, and there was a grinding sound in the body.

Naruto, who felt insulted, almost scolded those Hollywood directors to death, damn, the movie is harmful.

Hinata tilted her head to look at the trajectory in the scorpion's body, and suddenly her eyes widened with sudden realization, and she muttered, "It turns out that it is even here." ”

Before the words fell, a square opening suddenly opened in the scorpion's chest, and a bamboo tube-shaped wooden box popped out, the wooden box was full of small eyes the size of a needle's eye, with countless thousands of books inserted, and inky purple smoke was emitting from the front and back ends.

The trap has been triggered, and a thousand burns out, and a poisonous mist erupts.

"Big fox!"

With a roar in his heart, Naruto exploded into a flash of light, instantly blocking in front of Hinata, grabbing the antidote needle with one hand and stabbing it in Hinata's thigh, and picking up a towel with the other hand to cover Hinata's eyes.

The syringe was squeezing the potion, Chibon was flying, the poisonous mist was spreading, and at this time, Naruto had already taken out the iron pot to block the front, and a long red tail blocked the glass closet in the distance.

"Ding Ding Ding..."

Countless thousands of copies burst out, bounced open or submerged, and the room was blown up, and a dark purple fog filled the entire tissue, spreading along the cracks in the windows.

"Ahem, are you alright?" Hinata hurriedly asked.

"Phew, it's okay, it's just a little bitter." Turning around and spitting out three thousand sticks, Naruto continued to press the towel and said softly, "Hold it down, don't open your eyes." ”

"Nonsense." Hinata plucked the two Chibon from Naruto's thighs with a slight rebuke, and then hugged him.

Feeling the powerful heartbeat, looking through the beating heart and the not majestic but upright body, looking at the closet behind him, the neatly stacked dolls and two scrolls, and the Chibon that was blocked and dropped in front of the closet, Hinata felt unusually relieved and satisfied.

I'm the most important one.

Raising his head slightly, he said coquettishly: "Well, I don't open my eyes." ”

Although Naruto was guessing why he was so close at the moment, and he felt that his daughter-in-law's heartbeat was a little weak, and the poisonous fog blocked his vision, he also knew what Hinata meant, and bowed his head in response to her.

A very long kiss, kissed until the poisonous smoke in the house shyly flew out of the house, and the two young boys and girls kicked away Chibon who was passing by under the effect of some hormones and slowly moved to the side of the bed, and after Naruto changed a quilt, Qi Qi collapsed.

"Poof."

"Who?" Naruto quickly stopped talking and looked up at the window.

Konohamaru, who had entered the house from the window, grabbed his throat, foaming at the mouth with a mouth, fell to the ground and struggled, and stretched out one hand to Naruto: "Big ...... Big, brother help, I..."

Getting up and pressing the gun by the way, Naruto was so angry that he went crazy.

Nima's, why, why every time you come to bother me with good things.

The pain made him unconscious, and Konohamaru turned his hand to Hinata: "Sister-in-law..."

"Huh." With an exclamation, Hinata grabbed the quilt and rolled herself.

Two minutes later, Konohamaru leaned against the window, his legs and stomach were weak, it was so terrifying, it was so terrifying, it was so terrifying that the eldest brother even poisoned his own home.

No wonder the whole building was unoccupied, and Konohamaru, who felt like he had found something, took another step back.

"Today Wednesday, right?" Naruto stood next to him holding on to the railing and took a sip of ice water, his tone was quite unkind, but his eyes were staring at the three generations of Kageiwa, old man, if it weren't for your grandson, you would be enjoying your family now.

To be able to come up with this, it is obvious that the brain is still a little cloudy.

The little kid was very smart, and when he thought of what Naruto meant, he immediately took out a letter and explained, "Big brother, slow down, I'm approved by Iruka-sensei, volunteer, and deliver the letter." ”

"Impossible." Naruto refused, saying that he was going to take it away, if Iruka could approve you to come out, I still had to run away back then?

"Really, really." Recalling some nightmare memories, Konohamaru's expression changed drastically: "Big brother, you don't know, I don't know which one sent fifty-three copies to us nobody, and I was punished as a volunteer before I finished writing." ”

"Aren't you in the first grade again?"

"Well, I didn't finish the holiday, so I was fined, but I grabbed a job to deliver a letter, hehe." Konohamaru smiled brightly, for him, it was much more interesting to be able to break Konoha than in the classroom: "Big brother, this is your letter, I saw that it was written that I rushed to the first one." ”

On the smiling face with an infectious effect, the eyes revealed a little pride in me that was about to praise me.

I'm really myself.

After settling the letter and rubbing Konohamaru's head, Naruto laughed and scolded, "Bear child." ”

The child who sat there crying and had swollen eyes can have such a smile, how strong it is.

"Hee-hee, I'm leaving, big brother." Konohamaru, who was complimented, turned around and wanted to leave.

"Wait, wait for me in a moment." Naruto rolled back into the house and pulled open the closet to take out one of the scrolls, and Naruto was stunned.

This is also a kind of inheritance.

"Here you go."

"What is this?"

"A technique that allows you to write twice as fast as your homework."

"Really?!" Konohamaru was overjoyed and shocked.

"Really, go back and practice, remember to score at most one homework score."

"Thank you, big brother." Konohamaru bowed in thanks, and his mouth was crooked.

"Hurry up and send the letter."

Sending Konohamaru away, Naruto went back to the house and put the letter on the table, his hand tapping quickly.

Fifty-three times two equals one hundred and six, well, forget it, add two more books to make up a good number, and it's not in vain for you to call me a big brother.

Konohamaru left, and Hinata, who had been hiding, also came out, rubbing his wet hair: "Someone actually sent a letter to Naruto-kun, is it me Airo?" ”

"It's not like it in weight." Naruto said as he opened the letter.

The letter reads, "See you at the appointed place."

The handwriting is small and beautiful.,Elegant and decent.,If it's not a girl who can write this kind of words.,It's either a pseudo-mother or a gay.。

As soon as he turned over, a snowflake confirmed Naruto's conjecture.

Hinata is alert again, and she's a beautiful boy again!

I feel so tired, Sakura's defense is all girls, how can I change myself.

Men, either put on military uniforms to defend their families and defend the country, or put on suits and strategize, or put on women's clothes and let themselves go.

Naruto was going to negotiate this time, so he gave up his clothes with the Konoha logo and Akatsuki's uniform and opted for a suit.

This is the first formal negotiation in this world, and you have to pay attention to it.

He's still looking forward to seeing Terumi.

In Naruto's impression, this is a strange woman who can be rigid and soft, a little nervous, extremely afraid of marriage, and a terrifying change in the later period.

said that she was strange because in just a few appearances, this brown-haired royal sister surpassed the prince Erzhu and other votes with the number of books, and climbed to the first place in the Baidu search index of the Hokage in a certain month.

To have this kind of capital is nothing else, it depends on her appearance, and she loves to wear low-cut clothes.

Hinata tied Naruto, who still didn't know how to tie a tie, and said like an old mother: "Naruto-kun should be careful when he goes over there, I heard that it's very chaotic over there, and when you see someone, you will beat it..."

"It's okay, they can't beat me."

"Yes." After tying the tie, Hinata checked it for a while, felt satisfied, pointed the index fingers of both hands, and finally mustered up the courage to raise her little face and close her eyes: "Put ... Let's make up for what I just had. ”

Naruto was about to bow his head when he suddenly stretched out his hand: "Wait." ”

Hinata opened her eyes: "What's wrong?" ”

I saw Naruto fall to the ground with a pop.

"I'm poisoned."