"Wait! What do you have in your hands? After Yu Ji vented her dissatisfaction, she suddenly noticed Tang Hao's mobile phone, and couldn't help but be stunned, revealing a vigilant look.

"Oh, this, it's called a cell phone, a communication tool." Tang Hao said.

"Communication tools?" Yu Ji frowned, like two crescent moons, very good-looking, but her eyes were also a little sharper, "Don't think I'm stupid!" I don't know how many thousand years I've lived, and I've never seen this kind of communication tool, is it a hidden weapon? No, you throw that thing over to me! ”

"You're too careful, aren't you?" Tang Hao spread his hands, "And if this is really a hidden weapon, when I throw it over, aren't you afraid that it will suddenly explode and blow you into the refrigerator?" ”

Yu Ji didn't understand what the refrigerator was, but she still understood the general meaning, and nodded, "You have a point, so let's do it, you put this ...... The phone was placed on the ground, and then I withdrew from Sanzhang, and I went over to get it myself. ”

"Hey, it's too much." Tang Hao was not very happy, "Sister, we are negotiating from a fair position, I can ignore the killing of those warlocks, as if nothing happened, but you don't guard against me like a thief, I can't steal anything from you, but with your current attitude, I feel like we can't communicate properly......"

"Or else." Tang Hao thought for a while and proposed, "We can have a fair deal, I'll put my phone on the ground for you to check, but you also have to hand over something in exchange for my trust...... At the same time that I put my phone on the ground, you also threw your clothes on the ground, and then the two of us turned around and exchanged tokens with each other, what do you think? ”

"Damn, it's so shameless!"

"Tang Ritian, how can you treat your wife like this!"

"Big stupid, I misread you, I didn't expect you to be such a pervert!"

The voices of stupid netizens came from the chat room again, and they reprimanded him for his shamelessness, which made Tang Hao sigh with emotion, if he knew this, he should have turned off the voice channel together.

At the same time, Yu Ji also looked at him like crumbs, "Are you a pervert?" ”

She is a flesh-receiving elf, different from humans, and she doesn't have the ethics and morals of humans, and she won't be ashamed even if she is seen naked, so she will call it a boring thing, but after all, she has lived in human society for thousands of years, even if she never thought of integrating in, but in order to avoid revealing her identity, she will still try to learn the way of human existence and understand human values...... Many times, she even knows more about humans than they do.

And Tang Hao actually asked a woman to strip naked, isn't this perverted?

"Of course I'm not a pervert, I think my request is very reasonable, and I have even made the biggest concessions......" Tang Hao looked serious, "This mobile phone is my most important thing, it is even more important than my life, you want me to hand over such an important thing to you, then in turn, you have to come up with the most important thing, and no matter how you look at it, the importance of that dress to you is far less important than my mobile phone to me." ”

Yu Ji was stunned, and couldn't find a reason to refute it for a while.

"Don't be poor." At this moment, Yakumo Zi's voice came from the voice channel, "I've already helped you kick all the male creatures out of the live broadcast room, you stupid beep hurry up and open the video!" ”

Tang Hao immediately picked up his mobile phone and looked at it.

[The sugar boy was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[Phoenix Courtyard was really kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[The name of Jianhao was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[Night Fight God was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

[Kirito was kicked out of the live broadcast room]

Eh, although it's a little uncomfortable to be called stupid, Zi Ma still understands people's hearts.

But then again, are these people so idle, they don't do anything all day long, but they all come to watch him live broadcast, he just recognizes a wife, is it necessary to be so excited?

Secretly slandering to himself, Tang Hao still turned on the video.

"Call your wife! Call your wife! A hundred times, a hundred times! ”

And as soon as the video opened, the rebels led by Kaguya immediately shouted unscrupulously, and even honest people like Miyamori Aoi and Kuriyama Mirai were taken away, as if it was an unforgivable sin for him not to call his wife.

Neurotic!

Although Yu Ji is still a single dog now, and her combat power has declined, she may not even be able to beat herself, even if she calls her a hundred wives, it is estimated that she can only be incompetent and angry, but ...... But, it's a shame well!

Think about it carefully, if you are facing a woman you meet for the first time, you rush directly to the other party's eyes and call her a hundred times passionately, even if she doesn't slap you twice, can you really shout yourself?

Talking to a piece of paper and confessing to a real person are completely different things!

You guys who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, Lao Tzu will be shy!

Tang Hao felt that his brain must have entered the water, he would accept such a shameful gambling contract at the beginning, and no matter whether he won or lost, he was the one who suffered in the end, if he lost, he had to agree to a bunch of vexatious demands, if he won...... It's not a good thing to win, in case these girls like him because of this, he can't fall into the cruel Shura field route?

Paper people don't be jealous, it doesn't matter how you open a harem, but these are real people, and it's scary just to think about it.

Ahh

"Don't rush anymore, you will be shy if you are stupid."

Suddenly, a clear stream sounded in the endless urging sound, and it was Megumi Kato's voice.

Ahhh

Tang Hao was so moved that he was about to cry.

"So, we won the bet, right?" Then, Megumi Kato said again.

"Fart!" Tang Hao was furious, this Kato Megumi also learned badly, and even learned to sound and attack the west, he was really moved in vain, "Who said that you won, I will call you now!" ”

"Okay, you shout, shout!"

"Shout and shout! Lao Tzu is not powerful, am I really a sick cat? It's no more difficult to shout about your wife than it is to say I like you, so you can keep my ears open and listen! Tang Hao said decisively, looked at Yu Ji, and took a deep breath.

Yu Ji may have been intimidated by his momentum, and subconsciously took a step back, vigilantly: "You, who were you talking to just now?" Could it be that the phone is really a communication tool, and you have other accomplices? Where are they? Hurry up ......"

"Don't talk yet, I have a very important thing to tell you!" Tang Hao forcibly interrupted her words, his eyes were sharp, his eyes revealed unprecedented courage and determination, and the heroic posture of that moment, even Yu Ji couldn't help but be shaken when he saw it.

"You're ......!"

Yu Ji's eyes widened, she didn't know how long she had survived in this world, she only knew that since the birth of self-consciousness, she had constantly watched the human race develop step by step from polishing stones, and in those long years, she had seen countless deceptions and betrayals, and countless cannibalistic wars broke out in the human group, which made her accustomed to the hypocrisy and badness of this species, which can almost be described in four words: hopeless.

But!

She can't deny that in such a group, there will also be some people who condense the brilliance and carry the entire human race with their thin bodies, carrying the hopes of countless human beings on their shoulders, sacrificing and dedicating, leading mankind to move forward step by step.

They are heroes, they are leaders, and they also represent the greatest will of mankind.

It is precisely because of the existence of these people that human beings are so powerful.

And Tang Hao's eyes and heroic posture at this moment made her instinctively think of those legendary characters.

For example, the nine strongest fantasy species of golden crows that barbecued the entire Huaxia continent at the beginning, it is said that they are so powerful that even the gods and immortals can swallow them in one bite, turning into the sun, bringing endless disasters to the earth and human beings, at this moment, a man named Houyi appeared, it was with such determination and courage, with a supreme heroic posture, shot down nine golden crows, although Hou Yi also died of exhaustion, but it was his sacrifice and dedication that brought hope and future to mankind.

There is also Dayu to control the water, three times through the door without entering, but also with such courage and determination, it took thirteen years, exhausted hard work and physical strength, to save the people of the world in the flood.

There are also Jiang Ziya in command, King Wu and so on, every person who has laid a great foundation for the current human history, when they make the choice that determines the future, they will reveal such a temperament, that is the indomitable determination and courage to win, if you don't go back, you will never go back.

Even including Qin Shi Huang's ambition to unify the six kingdoms......

For these people, Yu Ji can't judge them from personal preferences, but she knows that what these people show is the most powerful side of human beings.

And she never expected that now, she would see a similar spirit in Tang Hao's body again.

Even she couldn't help but feel a little flustered.

"You...... What do you want to say? ”

The change in mood made Yu Ji instinctively take a few steps back, while Tang Hao stepped forward, staring at her eyes with sharp eyes, and said in a deep voice: "What I want to say is, old ......"

"Old?"

"Old ......"

The so-called one drum, then decline, three and exhaustion, Tang Hao didn't say a word, his momentum withered, and it was even more difficult to shout out with that impulse, and the strong shame made him stammer, and even his whole face turned red.

And finally—

He took out half a watermelon, "Old ...... Sister, do you want to eat melons? ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Big stupid, you piece of shit!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"You've lost!"

As soon as Tang Hao's words came out, everyone in the chat room slapped the table and laughed wildly, filled with a happy air.

And Yu Ji on the other side was confused.

What the heck?