Chapter Thirty-Eight: Chen Xiyan's Challenge
"Wen Jun's kung fu is superb, please give me a fight. At 5 o'clock in the afternoon tomorrow, the basketball hall will be waiting for the driver. I use taekwondo, you can do anything, and the winner is Momo's guardian angel. ”
This nondescript challenge book, Li Qingshan wanted to laugh when he read it.
When writing this thing, the brain of "Little Er" should have gone out to visit the door. The words and sentences will not be pursued, after the whole 'five o'clock tomorrow', you have to write what day it is, right?
Mo Mo was also dumbfounded, she was afraid that this was a love letter, but who would have thought that it was such a thing, her focus was obviously different from Li Qingshan, "Uncle, you won't go to Xiyan, right?" ”
If Chen Xiyan heard her say this, she would definitely cry to death, and before she started, she sentenced this little girl to death.
"Of course not." Li Qing's shirt shook like a rattle. He's not an idle egg, how could he do such a thing.
"Well, I know that uncle is the best. You don't know, Xiyan is very pitiful, her parents don't care about her, so you can't bully her. Momo emphasized again.
Li Qingshan nodded vigorously, "Then I'll see her hiding in the future, so you can rest assured." ”
"Satisfied, very satisfied. Obedient uncle, Momo likes it the most. ”
Looking at her triumphant little appearance, Li Qingshan couldn't help but tease her, "But she wants to snatch you away." ”
Mo Mo's face turned red, "Uncle, don't worry, Mo Mo is yours." MUMA。 ”
said that the pink little mouth stamped a poke on Li Qingshan's big face.
There is no evidence for empty words, and the stamp is valid.
"What if that Xiyan comes to me?"
This is a problem, Li Qingshan has to guard against it, he doesn't want to be entangled with a little girl, the key is because of this kind of problem.
"yes, I'm going to stop her." The little girl stood up and ran, running for more than ten steps before turning back and shouting to Li Qingshan, "Uncle, I'll come back to you later." ”
Then he trotted and disappeared.
has no heart and no lungs, just do it when you think of it, the little girl who is in a hurry is really young and invincible.
"You're going to help me remember that I used to be clean."
This sentence kept echoing in Li Qingshan's ears, making him uneasy.
His heart couldn't be calmed, and his mind was full of girls' long hair dancing in the sea breeze and smiling on the sand.
Seeing the sun moving farther and farther west, he finally couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and dialed a number without hesitation.
After the phone was connected, I heard the other party laugh rampantly, "Hahaha, didn't you say that the passerby who passed by and didn't look back, why did he lose his breath so quickly." ”
Li Qingshan was depressed for a while, and said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, tell me the result." ”
"Oh, what a big temper, do you talk to your elders like this?" The other party just doesn't get to the point.
Li Qingshan has lost his temper, who teaches himself to ask for others. "My dear beautiful aunt, how are things going?"
"Well, Shutan, this is like a junior. But you tell your aunt one thing first, do you miss your aunt? ”
"Can you tell me ...... first?"
Li Qingshan couldn't go on because his phone was cut off. No way, dial again.
"Do you miss your aunt?"
"I think, I think very much, I think about it." With such a willful elder, Li Qingshan could only give in to the humiliation of the country.
"Liar, big liar, you are bullying your aunt for being old and her legs and feet are not good, otherwise you will definitely go over and knock your bastard head."
……
Li Qingshan wanted to cry without tears, he wanted to say, who is a liar between the two of us? You are less than forty, and you pushed yourself into the old man's pile? And who broke up the two Yankees last month? Can you count this as a leg and foot disadvantage, and is there a sharp rope?
But does he dare to say that? Ask yourself, and his answer is yes.
"Aunt, how dare I lie to you, every word just now comes from the bottom of my heart, I dare to swear to God."
"Shit, a man's oath is not as good as shit, you're confused when you're an aunt, aren't you?"
……
"Auntie, what I said is true, more true than real money."
"Then why did you make such a call to me in two years, one hundred and sixty-nine days, eight hours, thirty-two minutes and fifteen seconds?"
……
"Auntie, let's not make a fuss, okay? I'm dying here. Also, how did you calculate this time? ”
"What, you think my aunt is lying? Questioning Auntie's credibility? ”
Do you still have credibility for this thing? How did I never know? I was deceived by you and grew up, okay?
But Li Qingshan didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, as long as he dared to say another word of nonsense, it was estimated that the matter would be endless.
Silence is golden.
"Why doesn't the stinky boy speak?"
"Well, since you don't want to listen to your aunt so much, your aunt is hanging."
……
"Spare me, I was wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"Why do I have an aunt?"
……
"Goodbye."
Li Qingshan didn't say much this time, just held the phone. If he couldn't get accurate information, he wouldn't mind going to find Ma Wanshan in person, Liu Tian.
"Bastard boy, you just bully your aunt to be soft-hearted." The phone never hung up.
Li Qingshan smiled, "I know that my aunt is the best." ”
"Alright, don't be a sycophant. Don't you just want to know the news, my aunt told you, you can't sleep at night and then go shopping. ”
"Auntie, you say, I'll listen." At this time, Li Qingshan was extremely respectful.
"Well, Liu Tian has done it there, but Ma Wanshan doesn't give face to his aunt, and his aunt can't help it. But your fate is good, that guy suddenly suffered a myocardial infarction and kicked his legs away, and his wives and sons are probably busy dividing the family property now, and they don't have time to take care of your little beauty. Your little beauty is overjoyed to hear the news, and is driving all over the world looking for you, do you want your aunt to help her show her the way? ”
Sudden myocardial infarction? What about the deceitful ghost, Li Qingshan pursed his lips, and finally put his mind at ease, "I won't bother my aunt if I show the way, and people who are not from the same world will not make do with each other, we don't owe each other now, and we will go our own ways in the future." ”
Don't you owe each other? Emotionally, no one owes anyone, if you don't care, can you take the initiative to call me?
If that Nizi doesn't care, can she guard the castle on the beach like a fool and refuse to leave?
Li Qingshan's aunt saw it very clearly, but she didn't say anything, some things are better than simmering slowly over low heat, so that she can feel the taste, what she has to do now is to gather momentum, control the direction of things, and wait for the day when it will come to fruition.
"Really, such a small and lovely person, you just let it go? If you snatch it from someone else, you can't regret it. By the way, I don't want to know who that little cute person is, I will scare you if I say it......"
At this point, a busy tone came from the other side of the phone.
"The stinky boy dares to hang up on me, and his revenge is really strong, but you wait for my mother, and there will be a day when you cry and beg me."
A face that is disgusted and happy that makes people can't see their age shows a trace of fatigue, this woman who is more charming than the little goblin Xin Xin, leaned on the sofa softly, and muttered: "Stinky boy, I miss you, you know?" ”
Li Qingshan looked at the mobile phone that had already hung up, and after a long time, he spit out a sentence inexplicably: "I know." ”
But before he was fourteen, he didn't want to go back. Although there are those who owe him a debt, and there are those who owe his blood.
There were some things he had to get back, but not now.
Now that the girl's problem has been solved, Li Qingshan's heart has also settled down.
At seven o'clock in the afternoon, Li Qingshan and his son were about to leave the school and go home, when they saw Chen Xiyan in sportswear blocking the school gate from a distance.
Chen Xiyan also saw him and greeted him, "Waiting for you for so long, why didn't you go to the appointment to fight?" ”
"Isn't it tomorrow?"
Chen Xiyan said angrily, "If you don't dare to fight, just say it, do you need to tell this kind of lie, will I still remember the time I set myself?" ”
Li Qingshan shook his head.
You're not mistaken, but you're writing it wrong.
took out the strange challenge book that had been lumped together from his trouser pocket and handed it over.
"See for yourself."
Chen Xiyan took it with a suspicious face, and looked at it carefully three times, "That's right, I handed it over to Momo yesterday, and today is the day of the duel." ”
This girl still hasn't caught the point.
Li Qingshan was going to mention her, "By the way, you're a high school student, right?" ”
Does this need to be asked? This is something that fools know, okay? This man looks normal, how could he ask such a brainless question.
Although he despised this person's IQ, Chen Xiyan still said coldly, "Nonsense." ”
"Child, tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much." Li Qingshan has the demeanor of an elder, and said earnestly.
……
This man is crazy.
Wait, something seems wrong.
Chen Xiyan carefully read the challenge book again, and still didn't think there was a problem, but she felt that there must be a problem. Then I looked at it carefully, and finally I didn't get home stupidly, and finally found out that something was wrong.
The little face turned red at once, and he was embarrassed, how could he make such a low-level mistake.
She was full of confidence and came to the door with murderous spirits, but unfortunately before she left the division, there was nothing left to hit her morale.
"I'm not right, then let's compare now."
Li Qingshan shook his head again.
"Are you afraid of losing, so you don't dare to compete at all? Then you give up Momo and stay away from her in the future. ”
Facing such a little girl, Li Qingshan smiled helplessly, "I don't want to do meaningless things, between you and me, the victory or defeat is obvious, and there is no need to do it at all." Don't think I'm bragging, even if it's a black belt nine-dan, I can beat him and even his ~ mother can't recognize it. It's good to keep your few tricks and embroider your legs, but it's useless to really start using them. ”
Speaking of this, he paused, looked at the angry little girl, and said word by word, "The most important thing is that who can be Momo's guardian angel has to be decided by herself, and neither you nor I have the power to decide for her, let alone in such a ridiculous way." ”
"You look down on taekwondo?"
Chen Xiyan's eyes were on fire, this was her favorite sport, and he actually said it so contemptuously.
Taekwondo black belt nine dan is not in his eyes, who does he think he is? Ip Man or Bruce Lee?
"I can't talk about looking down on it, but no one in the world can win me with this effort."
Sure enough, it's the contempt of the red fruit.
Chen Xiyan didn't talk nonsense anymore, he raised his leg and kicked.
"Huh" a white light flashed.
Chen Xiyan only felt numb in his knees, and he could no longer control his body balance, his body was crooked, and he fell to the ground.
And the white light arced and returned to the hateful man's hand.
With the flipping of his palm fingers, Chen Xiyan could see clearly that it was actually just a dollar coin.
At this moment, her heart was like ashes, and she was completely defeated in terms of force.
But she shouted stiffly, "You are cheating, you actually use a hidden weapon." ”
Li Qingshan smiled, pulled his son and left.
After walking more than ten steps, he said kindly, "Little girl, I forgot to tell you that I learned the kung fu of killing." ”
After speaking, he whistled lightly and pulled his son away very angrily.
He felt that he had said enough, and if he didn't understand it, it was someone else's business.
"Kung Fu ...... Killing"
Chen Xiyan is not a stupid girl after all, she only understood it after reading it silently.
His kung fu is for killing, not for comparison.
To kill people, it is necessary to do everything, and taekwondo?
Hehe, Chen Xiyan smiled self-deprecatingly.
She felt like she had lost, and she had lost so completely.
Not because of kung fu, but because of the attitude towards Momo.
Deciding Momo's ownership through a duel would have been a blasphemy against Momo.
It's a pity she found out a little late.
In vain, she boasted that she loved women more, but she lost to an uncle, and she was unwilling to think about it.
Seeing Li Qingshan and her son go farther and farther, Chen Xiyan had no idea of entanglement, and she even wanted to retreat.
Such a man, by the way, she has no chance of winning.
Momo, a little girl, is confused all day long, but she can pick a man's eyes, but she is very vicious.
"Yan Yan, who is that man?" A croaking sound rang in my ears.