Chapter Eighty-Nine: Scientific Treatment of Colds

There is a saying: "An autumn rain and a cold ten autumn rains put on cotton", which is really not mixed with water at all.

Up to now, although this rain is only the fifth autumn rain of the Great Li Dynasty, the ensuing drastic cooling has made this king have the urge to wear the thermal underwear of the "Heavenly Court Antarctic Man".

In other words, what is the standard according to which the spring, summer, autumn and winter of this Dali Dynasty is divided? By latitude? By temperature? Or is it according to the willfulness of this dynasty? It's a direct transition from summer to winter!

I still remember that three days before Chunhua and Qiushi, the most beautiful goddess who worked hard in the imperial garden was still boiling with a light gauze shirt and nosebleeds; But who would have thought that three days after the transit, this embarrassed dragon king who fled from the imperial garden was a light gauze shirt and snotty.

I'll go, I haven't had time to find autumn pants, so I hurriedly roared and caught this king off guard, it's really irritable.

"Oh, Jade Emperor! It was so cool on this day. By the way, Liang, let me tell you, don't always think about being beautiful and freezing all day long, hurry up and look for your thick clothes to be poured out, so as not to be poured on your body by the cold ice rain when you get it, or you won......'t catch a cold."

Just as I poked my head into the carved wardrobe and looked around for clothes to keep out the cold, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, very wrong.

Why have I been talking here for a long time, but the bright woman who talks the same thing on weekdays is still willing to be obscure?

After looking around, I found that the brocade single quilt on the bed was not right, it not only showed such a towering state into the clouds, but also fluctuated wave after wave like ocean waves.

It's amazing to my god, dare to ask such an ingenious dynamic shape, what do you want the dragon king to think?

When I saw such a unique style of painting, I walked to the bedside with serious curiosity, and just as I was about to reach out to uncover the quilt and witness the miracle, a sentence with a strong nasal sound floated over me at this time, neither morning nor evening.

"Don't move, this palace may have a little cold, so I'm covering it in the quilt and doing self-healing!" Hearing this, I quickly opened the strange quilt in front of me.

Thousand! May I ask the woman sitting cross-legged in the quilt, like practicing a yoga move with Aunt Guanyin, plus her lips are blue and trembling all over, is it still not the one on weekdays, who talks a lot but is in good spirits?

At this moment, her words and deeds are really amazing.

Listen to the thick nasal voice of Mount Tai, look at the sad expression of tears, look at the thick ink and color plateau red cheeks, is this a little cold?

Directly promoted his status as a small white-collar worker in the palace to a leadership position, and burned his brain to the point of being so delirious, how much is it a little bit for the hard-hit area to become like this?

"What, Liang Niangniang, I see that you are freezing and catching a cold like this, in order to avoid infection to me at the same time as your phoenix body, or let the palace maid cook you a bowl of cheap ginger soup, you sweat while the quilt is hot after drinking, according to your healthy physique, it is estimated that you will be cured tomorrow."

After saying this, I found myself a coat and put it on, looked at the bright lady on the bed who was in tears, shook my head and smiled, and went to cook ginger soup speechlessly.

Sure enough, the next morning, Liang Niangniang's slight cold was much better.

After breakfast, the two of us went to work together in the Imperial Garden, and Liang was supervised by me, and worked seriously in the garden with fresh air for most of the day, and at the same time I poured several large bowls of warm boiled water into my stomach, and discharged a lot of cold germs.

In this way, before the stars are lit, with the help of this king, Liang Niangniang's cold has completely healed itself.

But this girl's spirit is really great, just after the self-healing department ran outside to hang out, looking at the grasshopper-like jumping out, I really admire!

"Long Yuan Long Yuan, let me tell you the latest shocking news, do you know?" Just as I took off my shoes and went to bed to get ready for bed, I was dragged to the ground by Liang who came back from going out to visit the door.

I went, and you didn't reveal a word, so how can this king know? I really thought that God could read minds.

I glanced at her helplessly, then sat on the bed and said lazily: "I don't know what stove news, please hurry up and pick out the key points of the summary, I'm still busy sleeping!" ”

"Okay, let's get to the point, Li Fan is dead."

"What, what do you say? Who died? Hearing the bright and powerful answer, I jumped up as if I had suddenly sat on a cactus, grabbed her shoulders and shook her desperately, and asked in a chorus.

"Great, great! What, what's wrong? Perhaps frightened by my shocking reaction, Liang's tongue was very entangled.

Li Fan is dead? Impossible, impossible!

I didn't have time to think about it, so I rushed directly in the direction of Li Fan's dormitory, and Gu Buliang shouted behind me: "Longyuan Longyuan, it's raining outside......"

Along the way, thunder and lightning and rain poured down, and my shoes ran off and I was barefoot, and I was soaked and I let my wet clothes fall on, and at this moment, I couldn't care about anything.

When I ran into the Dragon Xiang Palace, I was stunned by the scene in front of me.

Thousand! What are you doing here? Not to mention the black smoke and miasma everywhere, these people who look more like bulls and horses than bulls and horses should be said to be ghosts and more vivid, who are they?

Could it be that these are all for Li Fan to be overstated, so that he can be reincarnated as an emperor again after reincarnation? But why not pick the ones that are handsome? is not afraid of leaving an indelible residual impression on Li Fan's memory in the afterlife, so that he screams and screams in nightmares every night.

"Dragon, Miss Longyuan, what's wrong with you? Is something wrong? "I was about to rush through this crowd of non-mainstream people, but I was stopped by Xiu Ning, the aunt in charge of the Longxiang Palace.

Judging from Xiuning's frightened eyes and tone, I guessed that I must be looking like a ghost at the moment! Otherwise, why did she hold a charm in her trembling hand and muttered to the king.

"Aunt Xiuning, when did Li Fan die?" I don't know why, this king just asked her this one question, but she rolled her eyes and fell to the ground with a sob, she was really the person next to Li Fan! It's so emotional.

Forget it, I'd better go in and see the body of Emperor Li Fan by myself!

At the thought of the word "remains", I couldn't help but cry in my nose, and then I burst into the inner sanctum with a cry of "wow".

"Li Fan, I'm here, I'm here to see your good buddy at the end, ah!"

When I cried and rushed in and lay on the side of Li Fan's bed, raising my head sadly, I was frightened by the handsome guy in front of me who was reclining on the luxurious Simmons bed and staring at me with wide open eyes.

I'll go, it's amazing to my Long Yuan, is it possible that the cry of this goddess still has the effect of bringing the dead back to life? If not, why did I put this finger under his nose and test his snort, and he breathed so warmly?

"Li Fan, it's great that you have been cried by me again." Feeling Li Fan's normal breathing, I couldn't hide my excitement.

"What do you mean by this, what do you mean by crying and coming back to life, I didn't die in the first place. It's just that I got a cold yesterday and got a chill, and my whole body was sore and uncomfortable. By the way, what's wrong with you? Why does it look so embarrassed? ”

Li Fan leaned on the bed and said weakly, and at the same time glanced at me dissatisfied, as if I was a bad god who wanted to take away his country.

At this moment, I finally understood that I had believed Liang's words in a moment's dizziness, and I would settle accounts with her when I went back later.

"Me? What, didn't I hear you had a cold, no, a cold? So come and see you, I just finished bathing and my hair isn't too dry, and it looks more flowy. Hey! ”

I sneered unnaturally as I spoke, and at the same time shook my long hair very casually, but the hair was too wet to shake up, so I had to stroke it instead.

"Long Yuan, I didn't expect you to care about me so much, I knew that you had me in your heart, and I 、、、、、、 in my heart."

"Li Fan, those ghosts in your living room, no, who are those people in your outer hall? It's so noisy and noisy, and it's smoky everywhere. "In order to prevent this self-proclaimed long-lived lord from continuing to make a wrong confession to this king, I hurriedly pulled out his hands that he was about to hold into pig's trotters, pointed to the group of people who really annoyed this king and asked.

Li Fan heard my question, looked at the people outside, and then explained to me with a smile: "They are all mages in the palace, and the Queen Mother feels that the medicine prescribed by the imperial doctor is slow to take effect, so she asked them to pray for me to pray for the scriptures, so that my typhoid fever can be relieved quickly." ”

What the? Make no mistake! If you have a cold, you should rest and drink plenty of water to ensure indoor air circulation, so as to effectively reduce the symptoms. But let them dance with the demons here, and make the indoor air so unenvironmentally friendly, can this cold be good?

It seems that Xuanyuan Jin also wants to be a good mother too much, don't you know that this kind of practice is very unscientific. Don't look at this small cold and flu, if it is serious, it will also bring danger to human life, not to mention that it is still in ancient times when medical skills were not developed.

"Li Fan, your wind chill is caused by the cold weather, so while taking medicine on time, remember to drink more water and rest, and ventilate your dormitory more. In the past few days, your diet should also be light, and the meat or something will be temporarily stopped, so that your body will heal as soon as possible, do you understand? I think you must understand, then you have a good rest, I won't bother. ”

After saying these words earnestly, without giving him a chance to complain to this king again, I hurriedly ran away.

"Liang, you get up for me, why did you lie to me and say that Li Fan is dead?" As soon as I entered the dwelling, I strode to the side of the bed, pulled Liang who was lying on the bed hard, and asked angrily.

Liang rubbed his sleepy eyes, yawned and asked me, "Didn't you let me pick up the key points and summarize them?" Li Fan will die if he has a serious cold, and the key point is to summarize, that is, 'Li Fan is dead'. After speaking, she continued to chat with Zhou Gong.

It's amazing for my brightness, it's too outrageous for you to focus on and summarize, right?