Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Legend of the Kindergarten Bully
"What are you guys playing? Husband and wife both return home? ”
A cold wind as cold as the Siberian cold current rushed towards you.
Li Qingshan looked at Xin Xin, who hung the four big words "I'm not happy" on her face.
"What's the matter, we just happened to be on the way, so we came back together."
The angry Xin big goblin has amazing destructive power, so it's better not to provoke it.
Chun Yufan took off his high heels, stepped on him with his stockings, and went back to the room happily without speaking.
It's just that the cold air in the air seems to be thicker.
Never offend a woman, because their revenge is regardless of the time and the occasion.
In short, it doesn't matter if it hurts you, and it doesn't matter if it benefits you.
"Husband, come here, let's have a good chat."
Xin Xin sat on the sofa and sent out the invitation, looking very urgent.
Can you not go over?
The heart of the person who looks at you is hairy.
After a few thoughts, a few struggles, and after about 2:5 seconds, someone obediently appeared in the designated position.
"What do you command?"
Li Qingshan's face was covered with a smile like a spring breeze, hoping to drive away the cold wind in the air, so that spring would return to the earth and people would bloom.
Xin Xin stretched out her hand and pulled her to sit beside her, looking at him with a resentful expression.
That little look was very aggrieved.
"Husband, how do you usually educate your son, can you tell me frankly."
Belch......
Is my precious son in trouble?
It's just a trick to send her a short way, you can't be so complaining, right?
Isn't the fairy Xin such a stingy person?
Could something else be happening?
"You know, I am an upright and kind person, noble character, affectionate and righteous, erudite and loving......"
"Husband, it's already dark, don't blow it, let's turn the page first."
Just now those were all telling the truth, whether the real existence is good or not.
How can you interrupt like this, and make people talk happily?
"Educating children, we never spoil it, it has always been a high-pressure policy. After all, the father is so good, he can't let his son lose face. ”
"Get to the point, be specific."
That's a lot to ask for!
"Gentleness, courtesy, frugality, unity, fraternity, helpfulness, self-reliance, self-respect and self-love, and all other traditional virtues of the Chinese nation are compulsory courses for my family every day. He studied these things day and night under my teachings, and I believe he did the same in life. Because I always firmly believe that there is no dog in the tiger father. ”
Bah!
Indeed, if there is a son, there must be a father.
The shameless realm of this father and son is really ancient and peerless.
"Husband, I especially want to know how you have the cheekiness to say these words so impassionedly and strictly."
"Don't you think that's the case?"
Li Qingshan felt that his integrity was being questioned, which was an intolerable provocation.
Although his words are a little exaggerated in artistry, there is still one percent based on truth.
Why can't there be a little more trust between people?
"Actually, you're big, do you know what they told me when I met the kindergarten teachers today?"
Xin Xin picked up the pillow and smashed him.
Look at this look, is that stinky boy really in trouble?
"What did the teacher say?"
Holding Xin Xin and the pillow in his arms, his eyes shot with a desire to learn.
It's just that the hand won't let go for the time being.
You have to protect yourself first.
"When the teacher saw me, it was like seeing a relative, and he dragged him so that he wouldn't let me go. They first complained to me passionately for more than an hour, and then they complained tearfully for more than an hour...... Husband, it's been more than three hours, do you know how I lived? ”
With a little bit of strength added to his hand, someone shook his head to indicate that he didn't know.
It's just that when he shakes his head, his heart trembles.
This stinky boy not only deceived people to send him to school, but also caused a lot of trouble.
"My worldview collapsed, reorganized, reorganized, collapsed, and finally I couldn't even find where the world was...... Husband, just tell me the truth, remember how you educated, and let me get back the worldview that I lost. ”
……
Even the big goblin Xin can't stand it anymore, this stinky boy won't stab the sky.
"Nian Nian is usually very well-behaved, so he shouldn't be in any big trouble, right?"
At this moment, his heart is empty.
"Are you sorry?"
Xin Xin's little hand pressed against his heart.
"Don't scare me, what did that stinky boy do, just tell me."
If he continues like this, he will have to collapse.
"Didn't you say gentle and frugal, you just think the other way around. There were thirteen little boys in their class, and he had beaten all the others except himself, and some of them more than once. I didn't dare to ask about the performance in other classes, and I guess it's not much worse, but it's really a tiger father without a dog. ”
Ahem, don't boast at this time.
"It's okay to fight, little boy, it's understandable to have a little blood. But you can't beat the male classmates and dominate all the female classmates, right? As soon as he entered the kindergarten today, he surrounded a group of girls with a hula, and the other boys dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak. Is it really good to force other people to have no way out like this? You can't be taught, right? ”
"No, definitely not what I taught."
Li Qingshan hurriedly cleared up.
"Just like me, I have that heart, but I don't have that ability."
"But you can instigate your son to do it."
……
"I really didn't teach it, why do you want so many women to do it, you can't be busy."
"Hehe, you have a life."
Xin Xin's little hand reached out to his chest and grabbed a small dot.
is worthy of being a big goblin, not only ruthless, but also so different.
"Let's talk about the matter of Nian Nian first, it's okay like this, it's not so scary."
"He started bullying men and girls in kindergarten, and he was the first one I've ever seen."
I guess it's the only one.
I usually teach him unity and friendship, and that's how he gave me "unity and friendship"?
When you go back, you must train him well.
"That's it, at most, it's him, anyway, with a father like you, it's not surprising that he can become like this."
Am I lying down?
Forget it, son's black cauldron, just carry it.
Who made us his own father?
"Just say, what else is he doing?"
Li Qingshan has calmed down, and there can't be anything worse than these.
"Niannian's teacher said that the most thing he does every day is not to fight, nor to fall in love with female classmates, but to harass female teachers and classmates' mothers."
Li Qingshan blinked his eyes, and after selling a handful of cuteness, he changed to an ignorant expression.
This doesn't sound like much, kids, how can you harass a group of adults?
The teacher also made too much of a fuss.
The big goblin Xin can't stand the blow too much.
"Don't you think that's a big deal?"
It's nothing.
How about a little kid who can put a group of teachers, a group of adults.
Although Li Qingshan didn't speak, his expression already spoke for itself.
"There is a teacher Tan who talked about three boyfriends, and they all made him mess with Huang. One teacher was almost divorced, and two female teachers had quit. How about it, Nian Nian's record is brilliant. ”
"Why do I sound so dreamy?"
I don't believe these things, I don't believe in killing Li Qingshan.
Unless those teachers are stupid as pigs.
"There are even more dreamy ones, the parents of two children have divorced, as many as seven couples in the Cold War, three couples who have begun to separate, and it is said that there are two boys' mothers who have fallen deeply in love with Niannian."
Bang Dang!
Li Qingshan fell to the ground.
It's so scary, is he crazy, or is the world crazy?
"It's not funny at all."
"Come and see this."
The fairy Xin happily handed him the phone, which had a screenshot on it.
It seems that WeChat chat history.
Xiao Nian Nian above smiled cutely.
The avatar below is a very charming woman.
Ruru, are you really willing to wait for me to grow up?
You told me to wait, and I waited!
Love you, don't you!
Alas, I was born before I was born, and I am old when you were born......
You won't get old, you'll always be so beautiful in your heart.
It's so good to miss you, much better than my dead ghost husband.
Thundered!
Thunder rolls!
Li Qingshan was in a cold sweat.
Damn, this old cow is too shameless, and he gnaws on such tender grass.
And that stinky boy, who taught such disgusting words.
I don't know a word about him.
Is this the legendary blue out of the blue and better than the blue?
"How do you feel after reading it?"
"Where's the stinky boy?"
"Upstairs I was sleeping with my little daughter-in-law in my arms."
Li Qingshan stood up and walked out.
"I said don't get excited, the child should be educated slowly."
Xin Xin hurriedly grabbed him.
Does this kind of child still need his education?
"What are you pulling me for?"
"Don't hit children! Violence will not solve the problem! ”
Xin Xin dragged him and didn't let go.
"Who said I'm going to hit him?"
"Then what are you doing in such a hurry?"
"Apprentice."
???
Now it was Xin Xin's turn to be puzzled.
"I'll have to learn from that stinky boy how he managed to get so many women."
……
"Oops, it hurts, light, light!"
Li Qingshan clutched his chest and looked sad and angry.
Warn you, Fairy Xin, catch me here again.
I'll catch you too.
Scratch hard!
"What are you going to do with that, who are you trying to get into?"
Does this need to be asked?
I'll get you done first.
Otherwise, you won't be abused every day.
"Nobody, nobody."
But you can't tell the truth if you talk about it.
"And what's the matter with you and that little goblin?"
Xin Xin Chaochun in the mouth of the Brahmana Gate Nunu.
How can you be embarrassed to say that someone else is a goblin?
"He just wanted me to help her find out about her father."
"You promised?"
"No, you know I'm lazy."
"There's something weird, how did she think you could help her?"
"Who do you ask me, I'm still a mess."
"You can help her."
……
Isn't my ear broken, am I having auditory hallucinations?
"That way she can move out sooner......"
I see.
“…… Nian Nian can go home and live, and I can educate him well. ”
I'm guilty!
But let you educate......
It can't be worse, right?