Chapter 567: Long Aotian [Extra]
In the night when Autumn was open because the Origin Realm Gate was opened, the Wanjie Mall system would no longer issue tasks to him, so he chose to return to the modern era and give himself a good vacation, but some characters in the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds fell into an extremely tangled mood.
A different world.
Long Aotian was lying on the fence of the roof of his palace, looking up at the starry sky, with an extremely depressed expression on his face.
"Why, why am I being kicked out of bounds by the permission dog? Why can't I go to Huaxia Mall to buy things, and I want to shop! ”
Long Aotian clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, his heart was extremely angry.
Thinking that he Long Aotian is the child of the Goddess of Chaos, he was born as a super powerhouse of the fifth order of the Ten Thousand Realms, and he can familiarize himself with the various magical powers taught to him by his mother when he lands on his feet, and the first time he goes out to practice, an ancient divine beast takes the initiative to come to the door and kneel and beg to be his little brother.
That's not all, countless geniuses who are known as the children of fate and save the world have all fallen to the ground one after another in front of them, and even their wives and daughters have one of their many harems.
Now, Long Aotian can pat his chest and say that in this world, except for his mother, no one can compete with him, or even fight.
In fact, in the more than 20 years since I was born, I have not encountered any setbacks along the way.
Even if the enemy's strength is temporarily stronger than his own, he can easily escape, and then work hard to cultivate for three or five or seven days, and then he can greatly increase his strength, and then come to him to settle accounts with the queen of autumn.
The reason why it took twenty years to break through to the peak of the seventh order of the Ten Thousand Realms was just because he was lazy and thought that cultivation was too boring.
And whether it is the seventh order of the Ten Thousand Worlds or the eighth order of the ten thousand worlds, they are the strongest people in this world except for their mothers, so what's the point of going up?
Is it possible to defeat his mother and rule the world by himself?
Come on, even if labor and management don't defeat their mother, they are also the king who rules the world, and their mother has been resting for 364 and a half days in a hundred years, so what can they do to interfere with labor and management?
"The world is wonderful, the days are beautiful, I, Long Aotian, is such a winner in life!" Before entering Huaxia Mall, this sentence was Long Aotian's mantra.
But now......
"Boom!"
A huge sound came from the sky, and when he heard the sound, Long Aotian didn't raise his head, sighed, stretched out a finger slightly upward, and released a chaotic thunderbolt, which cleaned up the garbage that those guys threw at him!
Since he entered Huaxia Mall, he has not gotten anything except for buying a Wanjie mobile phone, on the contrary, he has been deprived of the power to communicate with the world and has become their garbage cleaner.
A garbage cleaner?
That's right, it's the garbage cleaner. I don't know which goddamn bastard came up with such a lack of moral idea, what kind of people can't handle it themselves, things that can't be done by themselves, things that are in the way of themselves, even if they all throw it to labor and management.
That earth demon beast is like this, that old phoenix is like this, and that Buzhou Mountain is also like this, and now ...... Still like this!
Won't your heart hurt if you are a garbage cleaner in the Chinese Empire? Am I not ashamed?
Even if I lose face, if you ask me to clean up the garbage for you, at least you have to pay me a salary, right?
But what did you do?
Except for keeping the function of the Wanjie mobile phone in my hand, so that I can chat with people from other worlds, see the videos and changes of Huaxia Mall, and the latest goods they sell, you have not given me any benefit.
And is that a benefit?
Why are you waiting for me, so that I can see it, but I can't touch it, how should I live this day?
Thinking about it, two tears flowed from Long Aotian's eyes, and he was blown into the sand by the wind.
"Long Aotian Daoyou, thank you Daoyou for the sword of the king, this sword really helped the poor monk a lot, and the poor monk thanked him here." Suddenly, the Wanjie mobile phone in his arms made a magnetic sound, it was the Buddha who exuded demonic energy all over his body and had hair longer than his mothers.
Hurriedly took out the mobile phone, turned on the chat function, and suddenly an energy screen appeared in front of Long Aotian, the person on it was the Heavenless Buddha who killed the spirit child, unified the world of Journey to the West, and now ruled the world of Buddhism in the Baolian Lantern world.
"Daoist friend is polite, the effort of raising your hand is not enough to worry about your teeth, that, you promise to work...... Uh, promise me those loves. Isn't it time to ...... underwear" Long Aotian rubbed his hands and looked at Wutian expectantly.
I was deprived of the right to communicate with the world, and I couldn't go to Huaxia Mall to shop, and the only way to get things from other worlds was to exchange with my friends through the Wanjie chat group on my mobile phone.
The last time he promised to lend the sword of the king to Wutian for three days, it was because he promised himself that he would give some famous fairies of the Three Realms to him to fill the harem.
That transaction, the two completed very friendly, both parties were very satisfied, and later Wutian fought with Yuan Shi Tianzun there in the Baolian Lantern World, and the two were evenly divided, and no one could beat anyone.
However, in terms of strength, the magic weapon is inferior. No matter which world the Origin Heavenly Venerable is, their strength level may be high or low, but the magic weapon they have and the function of their own magic weapon are almost the same.
As soon as the Pangu Banner came out, the lawless primordial god Black Lotus was immediately defeated, and he had to shrink his sphere of influence to the west of Kunlun Mountain, and he could not advance an inch.
At this time, Wutian remembered his former partner, Long Aotian, so at the suggestion of the fart pig, he borrowed the sword of Wang Ba from Long Aotian with Huaxia's latest erotic underwear as a reward.
The result was very satisfying, and the Sword of the Overlord successfully defeated the Pangu Banner, helping Wutian to advance eastward, and completely spreading his new Buddhism to every area of the Baolian Lantern World.
So, now he's here to return the sword and pay the payment.
"That's nature." Facing Long Aotian's expectant eyes, Wutian nodded indifferently, and then sent Long Aotian's sword and a bunch of underwear bought by his subordinates.
"Hahaha, the life of labor and management can finally be changed. Blessed. Looking at the pile of colorful underwear that came out of the boundary gate that he couldn't get close to, Long Aotian couldn't stop laughing, he could already foresee the beautiful picture of himself doing shameful things in the palace with his wives in the future.
In the next second, Long Aotian's smile froze.
I saw that less than a second after the underwear came out of the boundary gate, a large cloud of crimson red lotus karmic fire rushed out after it, and instantly enveloped the sword of the king overlord and the underwear.
It turned out that among the people who were developing the Peach Blossom World of Three Lives and Three Worlds, I don't know who suddenly came up with an idea. Instead of trying to extinguish the red lotus karmic fire left by Qing Cang, it is better to directly transfer them to other worlds, I heard that there is a golden retriever, he is now a garbage cleaner in the Huaxia Empire, and there should be no problem with throwing this garbage to him, right?
Thereupon......
"No!" Seeing that the underwear was burned into nothingness by the red lotus fire in an instant, Long Aotian's laughter suddenly turned into shouting.
Who did this? Don't let labor and management go shopping, and even the things sent by others to labor and management are lost by the garbage you throw away, you are sincere and don't leave a way for labor and management to live!
Litter?
Suddenly reacted, this flame is also rubbish!
"Do you really use labor and management as garbage cleaners? Labor and management dragon arrogant, unconvinced! ”
Saying this, Long Aotian still summoned the unscathed Sword of the Overlord back, slashed towards the sky, and slashed the red lotus karmic fire in the sky with one sword.
No matter what, you can't let the flames fall and burn down your home, right?
Long Aotian thought in his heart.
In the eyes of the person who transferred the flames, it was the garbage cleaner who was working, cleaning up the red lotus karmic fire that had been teleported, so, with a wave of his hand, the entire Ten Thousand Worlds of the four seas and eight desolations acted together, and one after another of the red lotus karmic fire smashed towards the top of Long Aotian's head.
Long Aotian: "......
Mom sells batches, do you have to live like this kind of life in the future?
"I'll fuck your uncle!" Angry, Long Aotian used the power of his whole body to unleash his divine power, destroying the endless red lotus karmic fire one after another.
"Yes, the garbage cleaner is working very seriously, who is that, everyone remembers to give him a good review when they look back." In the Ten Miles of Peach Blossom World, Shan Chunqiu, who was developing the Wing Realm, sent a message to people from other forces.
ps: Long Aotian will live like this in the future, the garbage cleaner of the Chinese Empire, occasionally can exchange some things with others through group chats, but because of the irregular delivery of various garbage, there are very few who can get it~