Chapter 98: A group of children
Of course, Tang Xiaomao didn't, and said, "I just became a stranger, and I haven't applied for a certificate yet." ”
A hint of surprise flashed in the expressions of the two security guards, it is rare to see such a young ability.
The security guard was a little more respectful and said, "In this case, please accept the physical examination." ”
"Do you want to test your body? Tang Xiaomao looked around, then approached the two, stretched his pants open, and said, "See, my balls have mutated." ”
The two security guards turned red, whose bear child is this, the man coughed dryly: "What are you doing here, it's not like this." ”
As he spoke, the two took out something like a communicator, called out, and responded to the other side.
Soon, a man in black with a round iron plate appeared.
After the two security guards brought Tang Xiaomao to him, the man in black placed the iron plate on Tang Xiaomao's heart.
After feeling it for a while, he nodded and said, "I did feel the soul energy, but it was very faint, you should have just awakened not long ago." ”
Tang Xiaomao nodded: "Yes." ”
The man in black said again: "Is it convenient to say that you ate the soul fruit, or did you awaken by accident?"
Tang Xiaomao said with a serious face: "I drank two bowls of bear blind milk, and then I felt that the balls were very swollen, so I woke up." ”
Of course, he couldn't say anything about the system, so he just said nonsense.
But the man in black, including the two security guards, was a little stupid when he heard it.
How did you come up with that thing?
Also, drinking that thing awakens? And what the hell are your balls swelling when you wake up?
can see that Tang Xiaomao's serious face doesn't seem to be lying.
"Can I go in. Tang Xiaomao asked.
"But... Yes, just go with them. The man in black got out of the way and handed Tang Xiaomao an admission card.
Two security guards took Tang Xiaomao into a VIP area, but Tang Xiaomao didn't pay attention to the sign at the door: Children's Zone.
When I entered, it was a spacious room, each seat was a separate area, sofas, tea tables, and I enjoyed watching the concert while drinking tea.
But at this moment, there were four or five children standing in front of Tang Xiaomao, the youngest was five or six years old, and the oldest was less than ten years old.
Several children looked up at him, and one of the older ones said, "How old are you?" ”
The child's tone of voice was very impulsive, Tang Xiaomao was stunned for a moment, and said, "A little older than you." ”
"It's a little bigger. The boy asked again.
"12 years old. ”
A group of children suddenly showed a look of disbelief and said, "What kind of ability are you, you have developed so well." ”
"Congratulations to the host, get 13 face slap points..."
Tang Xiaomao was stunned for a moment, this is okay, and then quickly added, "I thought you were all pocket people." ”
"Congratulations to the host, you got 199 face slap points..."
At this time, the two security guards coughed dryly and explained: "Sorry sir, there is no place in the adult ability area now, so I can only arrange you to the children's area." ”
Tang Xiaomao said unexpectedly: "There are also adult areas and children's areas here, I thought that only island country action movies were divided." ”
The security guard said, "What did you say?"
"No... Didn't say anything!" Tang Xiaomao waved his hand.
The two security guards said a word and went down.
Tang Xiaomao climbed more than ten meters up the tree, and the blind bear blew up all of a sudden, climbed more than ten meters at the time, and then looked down.
One person and one bear staring at each other!
Tang Xiaomao was crawling, and the blind bear continued to crawl, continuing to stare at each other with big eyes.
Tang Xiaomao was climbing, and the blind bear finally climbed to the top of the tree, and there was nothing to climb, and when he went up, the branches could hardly bear his weight.
At this moment, the blind bear looked at Tang Xiaomao, who was still climbing up, and was about to cry.
Big brother, you're still climbing!
I recruited you to provoke you, everyone is hiding here, and you still don't let them go.
Although he looks a little stupid, he is definitely a pacifist.
At this moment, Tang Xiaomao was struggling to climb the tree.
Now for him, time is life, and he has to seize every minute and every second to pretend to be a bear blind man and save his life.
Finally, Tang Xiaomao and the blind bear were close at hand.
[Ding Dong, 4 minutes left until sleep mode!]
The system is prompting at this time.
Tang Xiaomao didn't say a word, and stretched out his hand to slap the blind bear.
The blind bear was really about to cry, and he curled up with all his might.
This human being is sick, labor and management have provoked you, and you have chased me all the way here, just to slap me in the face.
The blind bear looked confused, bearing Tang Xiaomao's merciless slap.
At this time, Tang Xiaomao stopped and shouted inwardly: "System system... Did you get a slap in the face? ”
[System: I haven't obtained the face slap value yet, who are you farting with, keep your mouth clean.] 】
This time, Tang Xiaomao didn't raise the bar with the system, and wondered: "Why haven't you got the face slap value yet?" ”
[System: Look at this bear, you are scared into stupid*, I didn't pretend to be with you, only pretending to be forced can produce the breath of pretending, not the breath of pretending, you have a hairy use for slapping the face. 】
"You, this thing doesn't have a temper at all, what can I do. ”
[Ding Dong, there are still 3 minutes left before sleep mode!]
The system answered him with the rest of the time.
Tang Xiaomao is really in a hurry, time is really running out.
Next, he used all his means, mad Europe, scolding, and taking out the posture of ending up together to commit suicide by jumping into a tree with the blind bear.
The blind bear was about to collapse, and he was not angry at all, but was so frightened that he wanted to cry.
This human being is a psychopath, what is he going to do?
Seeing that time was running out, Tang Xiaomao was also desperate, this bear thing was too bearish, and there was no solution at all.
"The sky is going to die, my Tang Xiaomao. Tang Xiaomao held the tree with one hand, locked his throat with the other, and the blind bear looked up to the sky and sighed.
[Ding Dong, 2 minutes left until sleep mode!]
Tang Xiaomao wants to be quiet and wait for death quietly!
At this moment, he felt the blind bear's body tremble, as if he had been startled by something.
Then Tang Xiaomao felt that the big tree was sinking downward.
He looked down and saw a golden python with thick arms, which appeared on the branch next to a man and a bear at some point.
was defiantly spitting a bright red snake letter at him, making a hissing sound.
Tang Xiaomao's eyebrows were raised at that time, and the blind bear was even more collapsed than him, and the black hair all over his body exploded.
Tang Xiaomao swallowed a mouthful of saliva and held it!
What kind of variety is this, it's too big!
[System: I feel an extremely strong aura of pretending, the old is strong, the old is strong, and the host can be slapped in the face. 】
Beat your sister, pretend to be forced to pretend to be by it, this force can't hit the face, run!
The system scolded disdainfully: [Coercion!]
Tang Xiaomao hugged a tree vine and slid down the tree.