Chapter 45, sure enough, the movie is all a lie
Let's talk about a certain movie.
It was a film that reflected society, describing the deformities of society as a whole in witty language.
Two idle and idle tycoons issued a huge banknote, to be specific, a million pounds. It is converted into 9 million yuan in renminbi and 140 million in denomination in yen.
Two poor people who have money left over give this money to a poor boy because of a bet, so what must be bought with such a big money, people say they can't find it.
Then those shopkeepers who saw the money thought that the poor boy was a rich man, and then took the initiative to pay on credit.
Yagi thinks the same way.
After eating so much, he finally felt alive.
What a pleasure! Eating!
I just say that I feel very light, but this is the reason why it is always wrong. After all, he had only consumed a lot of mana before!
"Is it okay to pay the bill with this discount?"
Yukisai Yagi held up the jewel in his hand.
Istar exclaimed, "That's mine! ”
However, Atalanta just shook her head silently.
"Sorry, we do not accept barter, please pay in cash or by transfer."
"Hahaha...... Then I didn't. I didn't bring it. ”
"So ......"
Atalanta was very calm, probably guessing that Yagi would say this, so she pulled up the bow and arrow in her hand......
"Wait a minute, you don't accept barter, but there must be a place to accept it, right? Right? Right! So, just take me to that kind of place, and I'll give it to you after I change the money! ”
This was the trick used to trick Achilles before.
Yet, Atalanta shook her head, not only with a look of disdain.
"No way. I'm never going to let a filthy man like you board my ship! ”
Huh?
Yagi Yukisai always feels wrong, right? That's not how it works in the movie!
Shouldn't you take the initiative to come over and lick me, a Monopoly?!
Why is this so?!
"And, your proposal is too roundabout. In order for you to pay, I have to waste time accompanying you to places that were not originally booked, and the time efficiency is too wasted. If you have this time, it is better to let you work and pay. There is a planet, if you can deliver it, this meal will be written off. Otherwise......"
Atalanta didn't mean to let go of the bow in her hand, and the magic condensed on the bowstring startled Yagi, she was really playing...... Looking at that magic reaction, I'm afraid it can't really shoot through my skin.
"If I could work part-time, I would definitely come!"
"That's good. Wait here and someone will pick you up in 5 minutes. ”
Yagi Yukisai didn't know what was going on with him, why did he suddenly enter the stage where he had to work and pay.
However, there are indeed a lot of routines in old movies in the past that brush dishes and pay for in restaurants.
Look at Ishtar again, she is looking at herself like an idiot.
Seriously, if it weren't for the fact that Yagi Yukisai is a rare lancer job agent, and it's a rare native saber, or a native male saber, she would have patted her ass and left. Taking gems is just a trend, this man is the most valuable existence in this universe.
Moreover, he looks the same as the man who defeated the Universe Emperor Gilgamesh before, does it matter between these two people? Istal didn't believe it.
That Gilgamesh, the emperor of the universe, doesn't care about his personality or anything, but his strength is first-class and strong, and he can defeat this Gilgamesh, which shows that he is absolutely powerful......
Looking at his appearance, he doesn't look like a strong man, I'm afraid, he has some kind of powerful treasure! Be sure to grab this too!
In the spirit of maximizing profits, Ishal wants to squeeze all his value.
Five minutes passed quickly, and a spaceship came to a halt above the two men, a man with emerald green hair and armor peeking out of the cabin with a teasing smile.
"I really didn't expect that there would be a stupid person who took the initiative to come over to accept this express delivery, yo! Brainless ...... Woo?! It's you?! ”
The person who came first greeted him easily, and then suddenly changed his words in the last half of the sentence, revealing obvious disgust.
You can't go wrong, this man is ...... Achilles! Two people had a bad relationship a long time ago!
As soon as he saw Yagi Yukisai, these long-term memories came to mind, and Achilles obviously showed a troublesome look on his face.
"Hey, what kind of expression are you, the courier, be careful that I complain to you! Give you a 0-star negative review! ”
"Good, good...... I'm afraid of you, let's go, you're the guy that the eldest sister said was going to work and pay! Come up! This hellish place is really suitable for you! ”
Achilles said later, and his tone was not only unkind, but also ...... Provocative and watch lively.
Yagi Yukisai really couldn't understand what he meant...... Is it possible? What is the extremely harsh environment where you want to go after that?
Ha? Don't make a fuss, he hasn't seen anything in Yagi Yukisai! He has been stabbed in the city of Fuyuki, taken medicine in the arena, slaughtered dragons in the Palace of Versailles, seen ghosts in the Endless Sea, fought a large number of mysterious creatures Nobu, and picked on the legendary Hercules.
Coupled with the fact that Chaldea is located at the South Pole, he will definitely not be surprised unless the next place to go is an active volcanic crater!
Of course, how could it be so coincidental that the next place to go is not the crater.
It's just an ordinary snow-covered planet!
Istal didn't know why, so he naturally went aboard the ship, but didn't mean to help. Just looked at Yukisai Yagi with his hands in his hands.
And Yagi Yukisai's gaze was focused on the screen.
It was an ice-blue planet.
Achilles shrugged his shoulders and said, "Here it is, this is the courier that hasn't been delivered in all these years." ”
"You wait......"
Yukisai Yagi raised his right hand like a good child and asked.
"You say...... All these years?! ”
"Ah, yes. all these years. Ah, you don't know yet. Ahaha, because the environment here is too bad, no courier company has ever successfully delivered couriers here. And because the environment is so bad, the residents inside can't go out to collect the delivery. These couriers are pressed on our company, refusing to return and refusing to refund, so I will leave it to you to deliver. Sent to the arrears for a write-off. ”
Achilles' smile looks so bad.
He even shrugged his shoulders and reached out to poke his chest, looking very proud;
"To tell you the truth, I've tried to challenge it, well, the answer is no."
"? Even the great hero Achilles?! I, do I regret it? Please let me be a new man, I pay, I'll pay right away......"
"It's late, boy. Come on! ”
Achilles had already opened the hatch and kicked Yagi's ass.
"Kick me again?! - Why do I say again? ”
Before Yagi could sort out his thoughts, he was kicked by Achilles and flew towards the ice-blue planet.