Quaresma swore that he had really seen the world today.

In addition to the engineering team above, there are more bizarre things!

Bras and underwear of all styles are hung up, and this room can be turned into a well-stocked lingerie store in minutes.

The sharp-eyed Quaresma clearly saw that several of them were Victoria's Secret's, and you were really willing to lose them!

The important thing is that he didn't see female fans throwing underwear into the sky when they were excited!

I knew that there was such a good thing, and every time I scored a goal, I would look at the stands more often, in case I happened to see the beautiful scenery!

But after he keenly saw the size of a bra, he couldn't help but complain - others throw it away, what kind of fun are you making with an A-, isn't it a shame?

"This year's fans can't do it!" Valente sighed and sighed, "You know what I saw this time last year? ”

Everyone shook their heads in unison, it's very strange now, is there something even more bizarre?

"Guns!" Valente reached out and made an aiming gesture, "A real gun!" It wasn't a child's toy gun, the stadium staff picked up a real gun in the stands, and there were 11 rounds of ammunition in it! ”

Everyone was shocked that there was a real gun!

"I'm scared when I think about it now, imagine what a terrible thing it would be if we were playing on the pitch and someone in the stands was aiming at us with a gun!"

This picture is indeed terrifying!

And the important thing is that there are 11 bullets in the gun, which is obviously about to take out the whole team, but I don't know if the frenzied frontcourt is going to take out Porto's 11 or the away team's 11.

But Quaresma really wanted to know, is the stadium's security system a decoration?

Forget if you can bring other messy things in, even guns can be put in, what is the difference between security and non-existence!

Quaresma swore that as long as this matter was exposed, no one would dare to come to the Dragon Stadium to watch the game in the future.

"Later, the club changed to a security company, otherwise I wouldn't have dared to come to the game!" Valente sighed.

The fan base is huge, it's another society, and you can't expect every fan to be law-abiding and cheer for the team in a rational way.

Maybe the guy with the gun just wants to shoot it into the sky, make some movement, and cheer for the team, who knows!

Anyway, Quaresma thinks he's got another insight today!

At this moment, a hot guy suddenly broke in outside the door, who looked about 30 years old, but the beard on that face made him 10 years old again.

"My girlfriend was lost, she must have been forgotten on the pitch last time I watched the ball! Help me find it! ”

As soon as he entered the door, the bearded man shouted in a loud voice, looking at that look, he was indeed very anxious.

But Quaresma still had a black line on his face.

Did you leave your girlfriend on the pitch?

It was a living man, not a dead thing!

Even if you lose it, you should call the police, not the lost and found!

Otherwise, this guy in front of him is a neuropath, and he ran out of the mental hospital, and their spiritual world is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Otherwise, I'll call the police first, or the staff won't be able to take out the "girlfriend" for a while, what if this madman directly arson it here?

Anyway, Quaresma didn't want to die with him!

But just as Quaresma quietly took out the phone, the stadium staff seemed to be commonplace, did not panic at all, turned into another cubicle, and then walked out with a lump of soft and collapsed things.

"Let's see if this is your girlfriend, if not, there's a Monroe-shaped one in it!"

Quaresma clearly saw that there was hair on the soft collapse, where is this girlfriend, it's an inflatable doll at all!

The expression on the bearded man's face was wonderful, first he danced happily, and after the excitement that was lost, he became sad again, and slowly spoke, his tone was sad.

"Why are you out of gas?"

Quaresma was completely stunned, and for the first time he wondered what the hell these fans were doing in the stadium.

Why did you hold an inflatable doll into the field, what's the matter, I scored a goal here, and you came to the scene to help the fun?

Let me die!

When leaving the court, Valente said to a few people proudly: "How is it, did you open your eyes today?" ”

Quaresma nodded in deep agreement when he heard this, today, his worldview is about to collapse.

Figo was once disgraced by the fans when he returned to Camp Nou, and the incident has successfully gone down in history and has become a topic of conversation.

But why did Quaresma suddenly feel that if he left Porto one day, those extreme fans would use similar tactics to insult him.

It's just that instead of a pig's head, they lost an inflatable doll!

I can't bear to look at that picture!

Affected by this, in the key battle for the championship against Benfica at home, when warming up on the field, Quaresma always felt that there were countless fans in the stands holding welding torches doing the work of electric welding, and countless fans holding inflatable dolls to cheer majestically - as long as they waited for Porto to score, they all fell down......

I couldn't help but shudder, Quaresma felt that football was so complicated for the first time.

Just when Quaresma was thinking nonsense, Pepe patted Quaresma's shoulder and said funny: "Rocha really didn't start, this thing didn't dare to come, believe me, if he dares to do something again, I will dare to reimburse his career!" ”

The corners of Quaresma's mouth twitched slightly, Pepe is now becoming more and more violent, and he fooled him into practicing martial arts, whether he did a good thing or a bad thing, he himself no longer knows.

However, I believe that Pepe's butcher's knife will not cut at his own people, and it is actually good to have such a warrior monk as a bodyguard, at least now there are no opponents to find trouble for themselves.

Soon, this much-watched championship battle also kicked off and was presented in front of all fans.

Benfica is miserable!

Although the media generally believes that Benfica has the strength to carry Porto away from home, after all, Porto has just suffered a catastrophe in the Champions League, and it has been forced to draw by the fish belly in the Portuguese Super League.

However, Quaresma knows that the current Porto is like a spring that has been pressed down, once it is released, then the power they can burst out will make everyone's jaws drop!