0003 Married as a child, ran for a funeral and met a luxury car
There was a commotion among the villagers. Zhao Chun separated the crowd and stopped Zhang Zhiye: "The old immortal stays, I'll teach him a lesson!" I don't know the rules! ”
He turned to Ai Xiaoluo: "Old Immortal Zhang was invited by me to spend the undead, by the way, I will help my son choose a cemetery, it is not your turn to speak here!" ”
Ai Xiaoluo took out a peachwood sword from his waist: "The death of the iron egg is strange, if the direction of the tomb is wrong, it may be a catastrophe in the future...... Your Zhao family will never have peace......"
"Shut up! If it weren't for your father's sake, I would have beaten you to death! Still pretending to have a peachwood sword? What about pretending to be a great immortal? ”
The relatives of the Zhao family couldn't help but say, and pushed Ai Xiaoluo out of the crowd: "Get out, and then make trouble and discount your dog's legs!" ”
Ai Xiaoluo stood on the mound in front of Zhao's house and smiled bitterly. Suddenly, his hands shook violently! The Peachwood Sword was taken away! Ai Xiaoluo was startled, it was too dark, and he didn't know how to get rid of the peachwood sword. I touched the talisman on my chest, but there was no movement of the ghostly spirit.
"Haha, Ai Xiaoluo! You're back! ”
A fat man looked at him with a peachwood sword in his hand and a smile.
"Emma! You're scared to death! Give me back your sword. ”
The little fat man pretended to be cute, holding the peachwood sword: "No, look at your sword or my sword......"
Ai Xiaoluo couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, okay, you're cheap, you're cheap......"
"Brother Luo, where have you been in the past few years? It's so hard to find you! ”
The person who took away his peachwood sword was called Tang Yiyun, and everyone in the village called him Tang Fat, who had been friends with Ai Xiaoluo since he was a child, and the two hugged each other excitedly at this time.
Suddenly, Ai Xiaoluo pushed Tang Pang away, staring at his chubby face with stunned eyes: "Have you eaten feed in the past two years?" Too fat, right? ”
Tang Fat's face turned red and he tugged at the wide clothes: "Really?" I don't think so? ”
"Pull 78 down! Don't hug me anymore! It made my heart flutter. ”
Tang Pang stretched out his index finger and smiled weirdly: "Come on, how many girlfriends have you had?" ”
Ai Xiaoluo lowered his face and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a serious gentleman, and I haven't been close to a woman's virgin body......"
Tang Pang covered his mouth and smiled: "Nonsense, when you hugged me just now, I feel like you have reacted!" ”
Ai Xiaoluo disagreed: "Who made you so fat?" It makes me think about it, and it's normal to react. ”
"Brother Luo, where have you been in the past few years? Your family won't say anything. ”
"Alas, it's hard to put into words! Frail and sickly since I was a child, a wandering veteran took me to Longhu Mountain, where I studied Taoism for 10 years. Later, this old Taoist became my master, called Wuwei Zhenren. ”
"I thought you were dead! Your family blocks the message. ”
"I can't blame my family, it's because my master is afraid that someone will disturb my healing and cultivation."
Tang Pang's eyes lit up: "So...... Do you know how to do magic? By the way, which of your Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain or Maoshan Taoist priests is more powerful? He asked, curious.
Ai Xiaoluo shook his head: "Have you ever studied Liu Yuxi's "Burrow"? The mountain is not high, there are immortals, the water is no longer deep, and there are dragons. Since ancient times, there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. The mastery of Taoism lies in the guidance of the master and his own cultivation. ”
Tang Pang looked confused, as if he understood but did not understand.
Tang Pang said: "You are not small, you dare to deny Zhang Zhiye's feng shui technique?" That's the living immortal of our village, but what basis is there? ”
Ai Xiaoluo picked up a pebble and threw it at a big tree more than ten meters away.
"Bang!" The golden light on the tree flashed, and there was a burning mark!
"Holy! Brother Luo's mana is outstanding! ”
Ai Xiaoluo patted the dust on his hands: "It's normal for newcomers to appear and be criticized and questioned. Iron Egg died of illness after the child's time, and I also saw the body. I concluded that the evil spirit possessed the body, and the burial of the corpse in the north and south directions would destroy the Feng Shui of the Zhao family, and the soul of the iron egg could not go to the underworld, but could only wander in the cemetery of the yang world. ”
Tang Pang blinked his eyes and said nervously: "Is there any way to crack it?" ”
Ai Xiao stretched out his hands: "Of course there is a way, I was kicked out, and I was almost beaten." ”
"Why did Zhang Zhiye miscalculate? He's always been so accurate! Could it be that the old fairy is confused? Tang Pang was a little skeptical.
"I don't know about this, I feel that Zhang Zhiye's expression and IQ are very normal, and he has not reached the state of Alzheimer's. The feng shui of the iron egg is also very easy to calculate, combined with the time of his death, enter the child's birth date, and you can find the corresponding burial direction on the earthquake position. ”
"Oh my god! I haven't seen you for a few years, but Brother Luo's skills are good! You don't need to take the month card to figure it out? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, it's called the Yin and Yang Compass, which is specially used to measure feng shui and ask for good luck."
"I believe you are right, but I am the only one in the whole village who believes in you! The two of us are alone. ”
"Presumably Old Immortal Zhang has his own plans, let's go back."
They left Zhao's house and chatted as they walked.
On the village road, a bright light pierced the two of them from opening their eyes.
Tang Pang scolded: "Damn the high beam dog! ”
The car stopped next to the two, and the co-pilot's glass window slowly lowered: "Do the two little brothers know how to go to Zhao Chun's house?" ”
A wisp of fragrant fragrance wafted out of the car window, Tang Fat's eyes were straight, and the anger just now turned into joy......
An eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl stuck her head out the window and asked the two for directions. The girl has fair skin, melon seed face, pointed chin, a pair of big watery eyes, a clean and neat ball head on the top of her head, and a light makeup that is fresh and lovely.
Tang Pang was not calm, and stammered: "That's it...... Follow this road and turn left...... Go further to the right, then there's a bend in front of you, and go all the way south. Something happened to their family just now, what are they doing there? ”
The girl was in tears: "My aunt called and said that my cousin is gone!" I hadn't been here for two years, and the village had built a road again, but I couldn't find his home. ”
Tang Pang looked at this black car, there was a little golden man standing at the front end of the hood, the body was quite long and wide, he didn't know what brand it was, it was a high-end sedan at first glance.
"The two of us just came out of Lao Zhao's house." Tang Pang looked at the girl with pear blossoms and rain, and felt an inexplicable heartache......
The girl said with a begging expression: "Please take us with the two little brothers, right?" ”
Tang Pang suppressed his overjoyed emotions, and looked back at the expressionless Ai Xiaoluo: "Get in the car, this is a luxury car......"
"No, you take them with you, I'll go back and rest."
The fat man grabbed the corner of Ai Xiaoluo's clothes: "Don't, it's the middle of the night, and I don't dare to go home for a while!" ”
The girl chimed in, "Yes, you all come up." ”
Tang Fatzi picked the car door a few times, but did not find the door handle.
The girl turned around and gently pulled the back door handle, and it turned out that the back door and the front door of the car were opposite.