Chapter 13: Opportunities
With this set of mecha steps, this red mecha is worthy of the name "Phantom". And it doesn't stop there. The Scarlet Phantom has a dazzling trick. Obviously, seeing that his fuselage leaned forward slightly, he quickly bent the knee of his front foot, and the shoulder on the other side swung back slightly, thinking that the mecha would move forward, but he didn't expect his shoulder to continue to swing back, and at the same time raise his elbow and hit the face of the B97 mecha behind him with a hard blow. When he raised his right hand and aimed his palm at the neck of the opposite mecha, the other party was busy blocking, but he didn't expect that his left and right hands drew a circle, and his left palm hit the chest of the opposite mecha, but his right hand smashed the head of the mecha who tried to sneak attack behind.
"Spread out, dodge all of you, and try to avoid small melee combat with this mech. Surround him and use a laser gun to restrict his movements, draining the energy of his shield. "Seeing that the momentum is not good, Major Noam, who was entrusted with the commander-in-chief of this raid mission, commanded in the channel.
Zheng Kai immediately noticed the change in the formation of the Western Empire's mecha, but he did not choose to pursue, the bloody phantom stopped the attack, and stood motionless, like an arrogant ancient swordsman put away his sword into the sheath, waiting for the opponent to finish preparing for the attack, and then deliver a fatal blow.
"Woo ......" faced with more than 100 laser rays, Zheng Kai did not roll on the ground in embarrassment like Li Dong to dodge, but according to the pointing of the muzzle, coupled with the quasi-military dodge action, sometimes using the jet to rush into the air, sometimes dodging in the opposite direction with a false move, plus using the opponent's position, after a flash, some laser rays became a confrontation between the Western Empire mechas. The Scarlet Phantom walks in a zigzag pattern through the laser rays, and every time it throws a punch or kick, it attacks the mech's head balancer, energy storage battery, and jet delivery hydraulic pipes.
Li Dong's mecha martial arts when he observed Zheng Kai's manipulation of the Scarlet Phantom were generally to confuse the opponent's conditioned reflex to attack. When the opponent thinks that he raises his foot to attack the lower plate, he will naturally put the center of gravity of the defense downward, Zheng Kai uses the opponent to form a defensive starting move, and then the gap exposed by the upper body attacks the head and chest, and then can cause considerable damage to the enemy plane in a single shot. And if the opponent goes against the grain to defend, not to mention that it takes time to forcibly reverse the conditioned reflex, even if it is too late, then the false kick will turn into a sharp move. And the situation of full-body defense is easier to solve, such a weak protection mode will definitely not be able to stop the heavy punch of the Scarlet Phantom. Zheng Kai's defense and dodge are also roughly the same as his attack patterns.
Although Li Dong had a preliminary understanding of the movement patterns of the teacher, he wanted to imitate or defend against these movements, but he couldn't do it at all. The point of everything is the huge gap between him and Zheng Kai's APM (APM, actionperminute, commonly known as surgery). According to his calculations, Zheng Kai's average hand speed is above 350, and his peak moment is close to 700 speed, while Li Dong's peak moment is less than 300.
Just when Li Dong was deep in thought, this time the one-to-many machine battle had ended.
The last fallen Nom looked at the death-like red mecha in disbelief, he was an ace pilot who had just obtained an A-level license, and he couldn't block the opponent's kick, what kind of machine combat technique was this! Unwillingly, he spit out the last mouthful of blood, and he finally fell.
The fragments of 300 mechs were scattered all around, silently recounting a magical machine battle that had just been experienced here.
A voice in his heart was impacting and echoing, and a stream of hot blood was like lava gushing out of a volcano, burning Li Dong's heart: "This is the real machine battle!" "Hey, I heard that the clerk is locked up here?"
"It's the legendary figure of our 17th Division, I heard that the idiot clerk with an IQ of less than 60, cerebral atrophy, cerebral palsy, and cerebral blockage?"
"yes, yes, I heard that he stole the entire division's arsenal?"
"Yes, yes, I also heard that he led an entire battalion of mecha troops from the Western Empire directly to the headquarters of the division commander!"
"Really, why didn't the division commander cut off his hands and feet, stuff his pig brains with feces, and then load him into a magnetic cannon, break through the first cosmic velocity, and hit outer space?"
"According to me, the division commander wants to cut off his head and put it on the body of the interstellar nematode after he has lost weight, and light ten or eight sky lanterns on him every day to enjoy the eyes. ”
"Anyway, the guys who offended the division commander didn't end well!"
"yes, it didn't work out!"
Li Dong's face was dark, the muscles on his face were bruised, the corners of his mouth twitched and he wanted to bite, and shouted angrily at Joey and Jesse, who were gossiping infinitely outside the confinement: "Lao Tzu, I don't know what will happen to the guy who offends the division commander, but you two idle bastards listen to me, if you have nothing to do early in the morning, go to the door of my room and 'chat' loudly, and when I go out, the first thing is to let you two scum know what is going on with the pig's head stuffed with shit and the grafted interstellar nematode!"
Joey widened his eyes, opened his mouth, and asked Jesse on the side with an exaggerated expression: "Hey, Jesse, I don't seem to have woken up, but I actually heard that some people who offended the division commander still want to come out of here completely." ”
"You heard me right, I heard it too. I also heard him say that he was going to take revenge on us two kind-hearted people who came to tell the news. I said, how about we start first, and add some new 'Wei Han' and 'Can't Stop' to his meal?"
"What you are talking about is the so-called antidote that makes impotent men become real men, and makes real men become powerful mechas, and home travel, suitable for all ages, defecation, intestinal toxin, red and white, blood and beauty!"
"Yes, yes!" Jesse smiled, narrowing his eyes and nodded.
"You idiot, you have said it to him, as long as he holds back and refuses to eat, he will waste all our hard work in vain. Joey said dismissively.
"That's right. But it's okay, we can add the medicine to the water, boil the water and fan it into the confinement chamber. It was a bit of a hassle, but ......"
But even if he heard, he couldn't hold his breath, and it worked faster and better. Well done, you deserve to be the same as me in the 17th Division, Jesse!" Joey clapped his hands and praised.
Li Dong's head was full of black lines, and his eyes looked out through the gap in the window of the confinement room sealed by carbon alloy columns. I saw that two obscene uncles were really burning a fire pot outside the heavily guarded confinement and began to cook medicinal soup, and Jesse was holding a broken paper fan in his hand that he didn't know where to get. And the guards on the side didn't squint, and stood guard respectfully, as if they didn't see these two suspicious characters at all. But if you look closely, the skin on the side of the guards' faces is black and red, their shoulders twitch and tremble, and the corners of their mouths go up and down, and it is obvious that they have had a hard time smiling.
"Hey, I said you two, I'm famous in the capital area, children can scare the scoundrels who wet the bed when they hear it, think about the consequences, in the future, your boys and girls will be robbed of lollipops, Lori milf will be pushed down, and the old man and lady will be accidentally knocked over." Ahem, to death, you really fanned this choking potion in. Hey, the guard brother over there, stop them, I'll give you the treasure map left by my ancestor as an interstellar pirate, hey, I'll kneel down for you, I recognize you as a godfather, hey, stop them quickly!" Although Li Dong didn't believe in "Wei Han" and "couldn't stop" or anything, the choking water vapor made him dizzy and tearful.
"Hey, I said two chiefs, don't mess around here, the division commander is looking for you. XCMG approached the confinement room and couldn't help but laugh when he saw the three living treasures staging a good show.
"Oh, the battle is over, what is the division commander looking for us, do you want us to execute this idiot with our own hands? Forget it, let's go and see first. ”
"Gail, if you lie to Lao Tzu, I will throw you into the confinement cell to keep him company. Xiao Tiantian, I'll continue to play with you when we come back!"
Seeing the two scumbags hook their shoulders and swagger away, Li Dong let out a long sigh: "Gates, good brother, righteous enough! Thank you for deceiving them." ”
Gates opened the door and entered the confinement room, and when he saw Li Dong's expression on his face for the rest of his life, he couldn't help laughing: "I didn't lie to them, the division commander is really looking for them." By the way, they just love to play and won't really hurt you with anything harmful. ”
Cut, Li Dong rolled his eyes at the sky, he just saw them take out a large bag of pills from their pockets and add them to the water, and the bag was printed with the laser anti-counterfeiting logo of the house.
Li Dong put his hands behind his head, leaned back lazily, and fell on the hard bed in the confinement room, looking at the blank ceiling in a daze. After a while, he saw that Gail didn't speak, and then asked lazily: "Since that day, you all seem to be idle." Those two guys have changed their ways to fix me these days, and now even you are here. Is the battle over?"
Gail nodded: "You haven't heard of it, since that day, the most important logistics ammunition and energy supply unit of the Western Empire was sniped by us, and more than half of it was lost, and even the royal mecha squadron responsible for the escort was completely wiped out, and the commander of the other party shrank the formation and waited for help, just yesterday, news came from the rear that the Western Empire and our country officially signed a non-aggression pact, and soon they will release prisoners of war from each other, and agreed to develop relations between the two countries on the basis of peace and friendship, and jointly develop the resources on the border galaxy between the two countries." ”
Li Dong pouted: "This battle is over." We can call it a day and go home and hug our wives. ”
"Hehe, yes, I can finally go back to the capital area to recuperate for a while. Gail said happily.
Speaking of returning home from the truce, Li Dong couldn't help but think of the huge debt burden he was carrying, grinned, touched Jingguang's chin, and asked anxiously: "That...... Did the division elder say how to deal with me, whether to go to court martial, or to hand it over to the military aircraft department to deal with? Gail, good brother, you want to take a buddy, and others will be lynched!"