0009 Gentleman's Egg
It is said that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and dogs run with bells.
Lu Xiaoyu's upper clothes are tattered at this time, and the waist is no longer covered, it looks like a crop top, the crotch below the waist is cracked and a big mouth is opened, and when the wind blows, it shows the gentleman's eggs...
I really don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, Lu Xiaoyu's face was red like blood at this time, this outfit, soaking a ball girl, I thought no wonder Liu Rou had a very bad impression of him......
When he turned around, he saw that the door of the cabin in front of the well was open, and then he went in to check it, and soon found a robe and a tattered bedding.
The quilt was torn in half, the waist was wrapped twice, and the robe was draped over the shoulder, which could cover the navel...
Walking out of the wooden house, Lu Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "When you go down the mountain to find a market, you must find a gorgeous dress." ”
At this moment, after going down the mountain and walking for a while, he suddenly heard a "rustling" sound, and wanted to look in the direction where the sound came from, but he was suddenly pulled aside by a hand.
Under the big tree, the great monk Jueming carried an iron bucket, his limbs were chained, and his right index finger was gagged in front of his mouth and made a 'shhh' sound.
Lu Xiaoyu was very curious that the great monk didn't make the slightest sound in his actions.
Lu Xiaoyu looked around and saw that there were many lurking bald heads in the jungle next to the big tree, as if there was something lurking.
Jueming pointed ahead, and saw a huge tiger not far away, about the size of a mammoth.
It was the first time Lu Xiaoyu had seen such a big tiger, and the tiger in the zoo was afraid that it would take four to compare the size of this one.
But at this time...
A crisp voice came out;
"What are you two doing here?"
Lu Xiaoyu and Jueming both cried out in unison: "Oops, scare me..."
I saw Liu Rou standing in front of her, looking at Lu Xiaoyu and the great monk Jueming with interest.
"It's broken..."
The great monk Jueming poked his head out of the tree, only to see the big tiger staring at Liu Rou with two big eyes, showing a fierce light.
At this moment, the monks hiding in the bushes jumped out one after another, waving sticks in their hands, forming an eighteen bronze human array, and surrounding the big tiger in the center.
The tiger opened its mouth and roared, and its sharp teeth were shining, which was intimidating.
Seeing this, Lu Xiaoyu thought to himself, the opportunity to perform in front of the beautiful woman had arrived, and he immediately shouted: "Let go of that animal..."
Swish...
I saw that the eyes of the "eighteen bronze men" swept together.
Lu Xiaoyu took a few steps forward, wrapped the futon tightly, and added, "Let me come..."
"Where did this Yamano villager come from?" Someone in the monk pile asked.
Some monks began to dissuade him, blocking him, saying: "This tiger is very fierce, you quickly retreat..."
Lu Xiaoyu was stopped by the monks, and immediately said urgently: "You stinky bald donkeys, get out of the way for me, see that I have taken care of this big cat..."
Hearing this, the monks' faces were displeased, but they still blocked him.
"Bang..."
Suddenly, there was a sound.
I saw that the eighteen bronze human arrays were knocked out of a corner, and there was a faint flash of blood between the jungles.
"Roar..."
The sound of the tiger's roar, as if with a terrifying momentum, all the figures were stagnant, only to see the tiger pounce, a pair of sharp claws quickly amplified...
The tiger was coming, and the monks who were blocking in front of Lu Xiaoyu were all scattered at this moment, only Lu Xiaoyu rose to the challenge, as if a lightning bolt in the crowd shuttled out, and the robe on his shoulders moved with the wind, heroic...
The next moment...
"Bang".
The tiger's paw slapped Lu Xiaoyu far away, hit the big tree, and fell to the ground.
Lu Xiaoyu really wanted to hang himself on the neck of the southeast branch at this moment, he thought he was the king, but he didn't expect it to be bronze, so he shouldn't look down on this big insect too much.
There is a saying, how to say it, pretending to be forced is not forced but being grassed, which is talking about the current Lu Xiaoyu.
Liu Rou saw Lu Xiaoyu get up, and when she saw that his face was ashamed, she couldn't help but smile.
Lu Xiaoyu smiled when she saw the red face, she was fascinated, and instantly felt as if there was no restriction on freedom, no edge of beauty, no death in life, and she couldn't wait to fall into her arms.
At this time, more monks came to the mountains, each holding a sword in his hand, fighting with the tiger. Although this tiger was brave, it couldn't stand so many monks, and soon ran out of strength and ran towards the depths of the jungle...
The monks didn't chase it, just disappeared from sight.
Seeing the tiger leaving, Liu Rou glared at Jueming with both eyes and said, "How long are you going to pretend to be dumb?" ”
Hearing this, Jueming looked left and right and shook his hand.
Liu Rou said: "What do you mean by this?" ”
Before Jueyuan could answer, suddenly two gray-clothed monks came out of the woods, one tall and one short.
I saw a high monk: "Jueming does not respect the precepts, speaks without authorization, and goes to see the first seat of the precept hall." ”
Hearing this, Jueming hung his head in frustration, nodded and left by himself.
Liu Rou was furious, thinking that there was still a reason in the world not to let people speak, and she wanted to scold, but she heard Lu Xiaoyu next to her say loudly: "Good guy, see that your Grandpa Lu doesn't catch your big cat, peeling and cramping..."
Liu Rou looked sideways and saw Lu Xiaoyu picking up a fallen sword in the grass and running in the direction where the tiger had fled.
Liu Rou said "eh" at this time, and wanted to stop it, but saw that Lu Xiaoyu had already run away.
Lu Xiaoyu held a sword in one hand, opened his chest with the other, staggered, and went straight through the chaotic woods, and saw a big bluestone in front of him, leaned the sword to the side, and turned over.
But suddenly, a gust of wind was launched, and the gusts of wind passed, only to hear the sound of the bluestone back to the ground, and a big tiger with white eyes jumped out.
When Lu Xiaoyu saw it, he shouted, "It's just right..."
The big tiger roared in a low voice, pressed its two paws slightly, and pounced upward, scurrying down from mid-air.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, Lu Xiaoyu flashed alone and flashed behind the tiger.
Seeing that the big tiger didn't catch Lu Xiaoyu, he roared, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Lu Xiaoyu's ears rang.
Lu Xiaoyu's face showed a fierce light, and he said viciously to the big tiger: "Tell you to make me ugly and eat me with a sword." ”
This seems to be a collection of Lu Xiaoyu's life's strength with a sword, slashing down from mid-air, the tiger has some spirituality, his body flashed, and the sword qi shot out but only hit the big tree in front of him, and immediately split the tree in half.
The tiger roared, his temperament became irritable, he turned over and pounced on Lu Xiaoyu again, Lu Xiaoyu jumped, his body retreated ten steps away, the tiger just fell in front of Lu Xiaoyu, Lu Xiaoyu abandoned the sword, thinking that Lao Tzu would also fuck Wu Song to fight the tiger once, and suddenly grabbed the tiger's head with one hand, his feet were deeply embedded in the soil, the internal force exploded, and the green tendons on his arms burst out.
The tiger struggled, but Lu Xiaoyu pressed it with all his might, and then held the tiger's head, refusing to relax at all.
The tiger roared and dug out several pieces of yellow mud on the ground with its claws, Lu Xiaoyu only felt that his feet were loosened, and the whole person sank a little, and he couldn't help but feel angry, so that the tiger's head was loosened.
However, Lu Xiaoyu was not impatient, with a little feet, the whole person jumped on the tiger's back, picked up his fist and hit the tiger on the head of the tiger, killing a sheep with his bare hands, and punched dozens of punches in a row.
At this moment, blood burst out of the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose, and ears......