Old man: "If I told you that the universe to which you belong is actually a stranger's dream, would you be terrified?" In someone else's sleep, your life is like a cycle, constantly reborn and destroyed. There is also a universe in your own dreams, in which countless strangers are reborn and destroyed..."

Lu Xiaoyu: You bad old man is very bad, I believe you are a ghost.

Old man: "Young man, it's a dream..."

After saying that, the old man smiled and turned to leave.

Lu Xiaoyu looked at the old man's back and muttered to himself.

"What are you kidding?"

………

Under the first rays of sunlight in the morning, Lu Xiaoyu woke up with squinted eyes.

My skull hurt a little, and I touched the pillow, but it felt like I was touching a brick.

"The pillow has become so hard? How do you look like bricks? ”

He looked sideways, and a foul word almost came out of his mouth.

"I'll go, how is it a ceramic pillow?"

He was a little confused, the situation in front of him made him close his mouth in surprise, and looked around, everything in this room was different from his impression of his "kennel", full of antiquity.

But soon he was even more confused...

I only heard someone shouting loudly: "Friends in the business of each yard, girls, friends who come to spend money to play, listen, everyone: we are looking for a person, who has nothing to do with others, no one is allowed to scream and move, and if you don't listen to orders, don't blame us for being polite." ”

After the shouting, there was silence for a moment, followed by the sound of announcements, screams, and muttering.

"Oh my God..."

"What's going on, what's going on out there?"

Lu Xiaoyu hurriedly got up, but found that he was only wearing a pair of loose pants, which would fall down if they were not tied tightly with a trouser rope, so he had to lift his pants and start looking for clothes all over the house.

I couldn't find it in the house, so I had to walk out of the door.

The quaint wooden building was cluttered with corridors, and he didn't know how many floors he had gone down, but he walked into a courtyard with a small cabin directly opposite.

Walking straight to the wooden house, and then opening the door to enter, Lu Xiaoyu glanced inward sideways, and couldn't help but widen his eyes.

I saw a woman in ancient costume, who looked like a statue, sitting on a reddish-brown wooden barrel, putting down the ancient skirt she had lifted little by little.

The woman and Lu Xiaoyu looked at each other, and the scene suddenly froze.

She let out a scream, put down her skirt in a panic, and waved her jade hand, leaving five blood-red handprints directly on Lu Xiaoyu's face and snatching out the door.

Touching his face, Lu Xiaoyu's heart was a little confused...

Holy, what the hell? Am I crossing over?

Lu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and then a large number of strange but familiar memories appeared in his head, as if he had been born with it.

Lu Xiaoyu stumbled and accidentally pushed down the bucket of Gong, and half a bucket of was poured out, which was stinking.

"It's a fucking crossover."

After combing through the large part of the memory in his mind that did not belong to him, Lu Xiaoyu sorted out everything.

When he woke up, Lu Xiaoyu actually traveled to ancient times, and successfully peeked at an ancient woman going to the toilet, so the other party rewarded him with a slap, and accidentally knocked down the gong bucket, making his whole body.

Lu Xiaoyu wanted to ask the heavens at the moment, why are people crossing all kinds of dicks blowing up the sky, and why did he almost eat shit after he crossed over?

Rush out of the cabin.

There was a well in the courtyard, and he fetched several buckets of water at once, and kept pouring them down on top of his head, washing away the filth on his body.

With the memories that appeared out of thin air in Lu Xiaoyu's mind, he found a few clothes in the courtyard to change into, and then began to familiarize himself with everything here.

The body that Lu Xiaoyu crossed turned out to be a sixteen or seventeen-year-old young boy in Chunxiang Courtyard, and this young man seemed to be working part-time as a turtle in a brothel.

His mother was one of dozens of professional prostitutes in the brothel.

According to Lu Xiaoyu's mother, his father may be the emperor of the dynasty, because one year the emperor was on a southern tour, and happened to pass by Chunxiangyuan, and she had the honor to serve that night, and then there was Lu Xiaoyu.

Of course, the former owner of Lu Xiaoyu's body would not believe her nonsense, every time he was drunk, he would talk crazy, he was used to it. But once upon a time, he also fantasized about what his life would be like now if he was really a dragon species. At least it was a scene with a group of wives and concubines, worry-free about food and clothing.

Lu Xiaoyu sighed for the owner of the original body, thinking that since he had crossed into this body, he should at least seek some benefits for this body.

The rumors in the brothel continued, and Lu Xiaoyu in the courtyard didn't think much about it at this time, he wanted to see what was going on in the brothel now

He touched the lobby with his memory, and at this moment there were a lot of people in the lobby, and a row of people stood in front of him, which blocked his vision, so he had no choice but to move a bench, kick high, and see a woman in her thirties, who was slapped twice by a scar-faced man, and the woman who hit her had tears and snot flowing together.

The scar-faced man said, "Fucking stinky bitch, am I ugly?" Look at me like that? ”

The woman was so frightened by the big man that she trembled and didn't dare to look at him again.

When Lu Xiaoyu saw this scene, he had a nameless fire in his heart, this woman was obviously the mother of the previous owner of his body, and at this moment, his mother was humiliated, and he became angry all of a sudden.

In front of everyone, they saw a young man coming out of the crowd, and he scolded at the scar-faced man: "You dare to beat my mother? You ugly bastard, rotten king, you go out and thunder the sky, the back of your hand and the palm of your hand are rotten sores, rotten through your hands, rotten through your tongue, pus and blood swallow your stomach, rotten your stomach and intestines. ”

After scolding these, Lu Xiaoyu was a little incredible, where did he learn these scolding words, and how did he come out?

The scar-faced man was furious and reached out to grab him, he flashed and hid behind a person, the scar-faced man pushed the person away, Lu Xiaoyu was affected and the whole person fell to the ground, and the big man smashed it down with a punch.

Lu Xiaoyuniang was shocked and shouted: "The hero spares his life." ”

However, Lu Xiaoyu was very slippery, a short body, drilled under the crotch of the big man, and used a monkey to steal the peach against the big man.

Lu Xiaoyu pinched hard, and the scar-faced man screamed in pain.

The scar-faced man used his true qi to aim at Lu Xiaoyu with one palm, and at this time, Lu Xiaoyu rolled backwards and escaped.

The big man went crazy angrily, he saw that he couldn't catch Lu Xiaoyu, and he had no place to vent his anger, so he had to punch Lu Xiaoyu and his mother in front of the door.

"Bang..."

Lu Xiaoyu was knocked unconscious with a punch.

At this time, Lu Xiaoyu pounced, hugged her mother and screamed a few words, but she didn't wake up, and she was shocked.

The scar-faced man angrily shot at Lu Xiaoyu, only to see Lu Xiaoyu suddenly say loudly: "Wait..."

Lu Xiaoyu's head suddenly flashed.

The big man stopped in response, he looked at Lu Xiaoyu with some curiosity to see what tricks he played.

At this moment, a series of prompts sounded in Lu Xiaoyu's head.

"Congratulations to the host 'Lu Xiaoyu', who successfully activated the poisonous tongue heart-piercing system, this system will escort you, help you poison tongue and help you fly."

"The system detected the use of poisonous tongue just now, congratulations to the host 'Lu Xiaoyu' for successfully piercing the heart, and the reward is worth 1 point, do you want to enter the mall to redeem?"

"The system has detected that the host 'Lu Xiaoyu' is a new user and has low ability, in order to allow the host to survive in this world, a newbie gift package will be rewarded, do you want to check the gift package?"

At the same time as the prompt sounded, a light curtain window lit up in front of Lu Xiaoyu's eyes, displaying some information data.

"Host: Lu Xiaoyu

Level: 1 (Helpless)

Experience Points: 00/100

Health: 98/98

Mana: None (Note: You can only have it after level 28 by learning "Half Moon Scimitar")

Heart-piercing value: 1 point

Internal power: 100/9999

Critical Strike Chance: 0/100

Skill: None

Occupation: Turtle Gong

Achievement: None

……”

Seeing these Lu Xiaoyu, he took a deep breath and followed the ecstasy in his heart.

Hahahaha...

He burst into laughter.

What kind of poisonous tongue piercing heart system, as soon as I heard it, it was tailor-made for this body, helping Lu Xiaoyu bully the world's anti-heaven system, and now there will be waves.

"Bah, boy, I think you're itchy and tight, right, what's so funny about you."

Suddenly, a loud roar woke Lu Xiaoyu from his ecstasy.

The big man's palm was fierce, and he was about to cut it at Lu Xiaoyu's head, when suddenly there was a commotion all around, and the knives and guns in the hands of the group of people who came with him were all lit up at this time.

I don't know where someone started fighting, and soon the whole brothel sounded the sound of swords colliding, and the sound of blades clashing faster and faster, and suddenly someone screamed, and I don't know who was seriously injured.

The scar-faced man didn't pay attention for a moment, and Lu Xiaoyu under his palm had already escaped.

The scar-faced man was furious, and chased after Lu Xiaoyu with his fist, Lu Xiaoyu dodged sideways, but was slapped by the big man's backhand, and Lu Xiaoyu turned around twice.

Lu Xiaoyu's skull was buzzing, and he saw that the scar-faced man was about to punch again.

Lu Xiaoyu took a step back and sneered: "I am a poisonous tongue star in the sky, there are few people in this world who can stand my scolding, don't force me to scold you, otherwise I will make your chrysanthemums sore." I'm not kidding you, I don't believe you can give it a try..."

"Ding... Congratulations to the host 'Lu Xiaoyu' for the success of his poisonous tongue, and the reward is worth a little bit. ”

And this poisonous tongue piercing system is really as the name suggests, as long as you say enough poisonous tongue to get the heart piercing value, you can level up, you can get various rewards...

There seems to be a newbie gift package, Lu Xiaoyu checked it with his mind.

Suddenly, a window appeared in front of him, and a square gift box was presented, and the gift box was opened, and a few colored lights flowed out of it, and then disappeared.

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Lu Xiaoyu' for taking a big pill and gaining 1000 experience points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Lu Xiaoyu' for obtaining two silver tickets of five hundred taels, which can be exchanged at any bank."

"Congratulations to the host 'Lu Xiaoyu' for obtaining a copy of 'Basic Swordsmanship' (Note: You can only practice when you reach level seven.) ）”