Do you know who is coming? It is exactly what this king guessed and thought, the handsome neighbor with special hobbies and blue * eyes, Mr. Juntaixi, who has a long-legged temperament.

But what does Tessie mean by what she said to Ryo? Is it a proud announcement that for him, ten pots are just enough for a certain plant?

It's amazing my west, isn't it okay to eat the cactus in the basin instead of holding twenty pots of cacti with your hands, but eating all the cacti in the basin with your mouth?

Maybe he wants to break the world record and become a global celebrity in one fell swoop! This kid, how can he always think about becoming famous, it's so impetuous.

In fact, it is not difficult to become famous, he can broadcast live on the online platform.

The first is the calmness of not spitting out the cactus when eating it, then the feeling of no discomfort inside the body after eating, and finally sending a complete video.

Since then, I absolutely promise the Jade Emperor that Tessie has successfully become an Internet celebrity before the live broadcast is over, and the rest is of course waiting for the script at home, which is estimated to be a kind of thriller and horror film.

It's just that when he thinks of this, this king can't help but feel sad in his heart.

Anyway, what's wrong with people now, why do they all want to become gods, and they want to become great gods? Isn't it really noble to become a clay sculpture that is not lifelike, and to be offered there like a wooden stake all day long?

Don't mention the smoke and incense and ashes, and if you don't want to be scolded by someone pointing to the clay statue of a certain god, saying that you are a big bad god who can't fulfill their wishes.

Of course! It is also a good thing to have the ideal of becoming a god, people must always have their own ideals in this life, but the ideal also needs to be down-to-earth to work hard, otherwise you will have to fall to death, and you will not be able to see the black and white impermanence ghosts if you can't see Lao Yan.

"Hello, I would like to ask, do we know each other?"

The king was silently begging the Jade Emperor in his heart to let the condensed Tessie eat less cacti, and when he ate nineteen and a half pots to make him a god, Tessie turned around and tilted his head, looking at me with a smile on his face and asking.

What？ What are you talking about? It's really a verbal attack that God can't bear to hear it.

"You, are you asking me? Who am I that you don't know? Your jokes aren't humorous at all, they're so cold. "I looked at this blue-eyed man with legs from the waist down with demented eyes, and looked at him with an ignorant and curious smile, no, it should be a crying and laughing expression, I really wanted to praise his Thor's memory.

You can have hatred with me to the limit, but you can't deny the true existence of my goddess, Long Yuan, the Dragon King of Jinghe.

Tessie, have we had a fight? Although there is no winner or loser.

"I'm not kidding! I really don't know you, maybe you know the wrong person. Tessie smiled warmly at my words.

To be honest, I wasn't very angry when he refused to admit it, but the way he spread his hands to the sides brought me great hurt and disrespect.

I'll go, what does Temperament Jun's action mean? It seems that he is very helpless, as if the goddess is very nervous.

The three great gods of the Buddha, the Jade Emperor Guanyin, I, Long Yuan, sincerely ask you here, is there an extremely serious problem with my hearing and eyesight? Please answer me with all sincerity.

If you make sure that my two forces are normal, then why is Boss Liang so sunny, and the demeanor and tone of the sun are simply copying and pasting my words, which is what I originally said to her!

"It's okay, it's okay, it happens a lot to admit that I'm wrong, and every time it's a girl who admits it, I'm used to this kind of pick-up." After Tessie finished speaking in a soft tone like a human April day, she gave me a charming smile and resolutely turned and walked away.

Looking at this back and slowly leaving and walking away, until it turned into a small black dot and disappeared completely, I finally couldn't help but shiver for a month, and shouted loudly in my heart: "Long Yuan, Long Yuan, are you still the Dragon King?" What a god is inferior to man! ”

I think back then, this goddess was also a narcissistic god in the Six Realms, but compared with Taixi, I really understood a sentence.

This sentence from the mouth of this king is: "Outside the mountain, the green mountain building, the outer building, the god in the mortal world God convinces people", is he really the originator of narcissism, okay?

Yes, it's the truth that you're handsome, what you say is the truth, and it's a big mistake for you Tessie to say these things to me.

Please keep in mind that your handsomeness is not a reason to attract me to say hello, and your voice is not the truth that leads me to speak, because I am not a flirtatious goddess, and I speak to you purely out of politeness, out of the affection between neighbors who look up and don't look down, OK?

"Oops! I said that the handsome guys are gone, what are you still looking at there? You have to remember that women must be ambitious, don't learn anything to talk to and pretend to know, and boldly chase after what you like, you ......"

Before Boss Liang finished teaching me Dun Dun, he was abandoned by me who was really irritable, and I flashed!

I hate her like this the most.,Every time I educate her deeply.,I definitely have to find an opportunity to give it back to me seriously.,And it's very trustworthy to add false expression interest.。

"Long Yuan, are you back? It just so happens that this is the ...... I borrowed from your house yesterday."

When I came back at a galloping pace, I was about to open the door and enter the house to digest my anger, but I was stopped by the cat's eye neighbor, and I also unceremoniously intercepted his words.

"Hello, do we know each other? I've seen a lot of your accosting, and every time it's a man who mistakes me, I'm also drunk when I flirt with a goddess like this. ”

After saying these words, I glanced at him in self-absorbedness.

Hum! Don't think that you can be infinitely presumptuous if you have a face first, I don't care about you It's the generosity that a dragon king should have, but if you take the initiative to provoke me now, then I will have to defend myself.

Why are you staring so wide? No matter how big the stare is, it is worse than Niu Tie's father, I know that you are not convinced, otherwise you would not stare at me like a ghost.

Please stare at it casually, this is what the king wants, the feeling of being digested full of anger, it's really comfortable to hold it!

"You're sick!"

"Yes, I have, you are sick!" I had just digested my anger from my stomach, but when I heard this sudden discordant remark, I resumed my indigestion again.

Qianna, he actually said that I was sick, I didn't need to ask anything, my tone was so sure, I really thought I was Hua Tuo!

"This is the toolbox I borrowed from Yan Yu yesterday, and I came over today to return it to him, but Yan Yu is not at home, and I happened to meet you at home at this time, so I want to hand over this toolbox to you and let you return it to him for me, the whole thing is such a simple process. But now it seems that there is no need, I still return it to him personally, more assured! ”

Tessie said this coldly, and didn't look at me and turned to go home, but he couldn't walk, because the hem of his shirt behind his back was grabbed by me.

I must ask clearly, the simple process he said, he personally returned it to Yan Yu more assured, what rich meaning is implied in these two sentences? Is it that I don't understand what he says, or that I'm afraid I'll eat these things in my stomach, please, I don't have the horror hobby like yours!

He's obviously sarcastic and sarcastic about my IQ, okay?

"What are you doing? You let go! Seeing me tugging at his shirt, Tessie said angrily as she vigorously broke my hand pulling at the shirt.

It's a pity, it's a pity, he finally broke my finger, and I immediately put it down easily.

Hee-hee! I won't let go if I don't let go, who made you have such a bad attitude towards the goddess, and pretended not to know me in a high-profile manner, you pretend, you pretend!

"Brother, you, what are you doing here?"

"We're here, ah!" I was rejoicing in my mischievous behavior when I was screamed by the sudden appearance of this voice, or rather, by its owner.

Am I looking in the mirror? Why is there another temperament gentleman? And it's also a handsome face with blue eyes and long legs, but something seems wrong!

Thinking about what's wrong, if you're really looking in the mirror, you can't just have Tessie appear in the mirror, there must be a Long Yuan who also appears in it, so it seems reasonable!

But now only Tessie is in the mirror, so it's not like looking in the mirror again.

"Terry, I'm fine, I'm just here to discuss things with our neighbors. Please, can you loosen my clothes now? When I heard Tessie's helpless and angry words, I suddenly realized that I had been dragging other people's clothes all the time.

I sneered embarrassedly at Tessie and let go of my hands. But what was a little embarrassing was that at the same time as I let go of my hand, his snow-white shirt was also honored to be printed with the king's ten black finger prints.

"Hahaha! Brother, I found that your shirt is more vivid and artistic than the original after graffiti. Huh! Aren't you the girl in the flower shop? Oh, I see, you're our neighbor! No wonder you say you know me. I'm really embarrassed just now, I just came back from a trip out and haven't seen you all since then, so I'm really sorry to say those words. Hello, my name is Terry and Tessie is my brother. ”

Terry smiled brightly at me.

After a long time, he is a temperament gentleman and a younger brother! And it's also a twin brother.

No wonder when I see the two of them, it feels like I'm looking in the mirror, no, it's the Thai brothers looking at each other in the mirror. Although Tessie and Terry have a high degree of identical appearance, it is not difficult to distinguish between them.

Because the character and temper of the brothers have not been successfully replicated, the cold and handsome one is definitely Brother Taixi, and the warm man must be Brother Terry.

In this way, the misunderstanding between me and Tessie was finally cleared up for the time being.

"By the way, brother, I just went to the flower shop and ordered ten more pots of cactus, and we ......" Before Terry could finish speaking, he was dragged into the house by Tessie and unceremoniously turned me away.

Cut! What's there? I don't want to hear your secrets, but I can't, how can I not have God's curiosity?