In the afternoon, Quaresma came to school as usual to accompany Emma to class, and at the same time recharge himself, he didn't want to become a simple-minded guy with developed limbs.

Well, even when I sleep, I have to be influenced by the academic atmosphere in my sleep, and improve the taste of every cell in my body

Emma looked at Quaresma, who was slept all over the floor, and her expression was extremely helpless, she was really afraid that the flood would flood the classroom in a while.

She had thought like a philosopher about her possible death, but she never wanted to be drowned!

At this time, however, the professor on the podium noticed Quaresma sleeping.

If he just sleeps, then even at such a sensitive age as menopause, she will not pay attention to it.

The problem is, Quaresma's snoring is almost louder than her lecture, and she can't bear it!

"Wake him up!" The professor said majestically to Emma.

Quaresma was dazed, dreaming that he seemed to have lifted the Hercules Cup again, and that feeling was even more enjoyable than doing something shameless with Emma.

But at this moment, Meimeng woke up, the scene changed, back to reality, in the cold classroom, even Quaresma couldn't help but shiver, everyone's eyes focused on him, even if there was always attention on the court, Quaresma was still not very comfortable at this time.

"Don't you think sleeping in class is the most impolite act of hard work for a teacher?" The female professor said to Quaresma in a tone of lesson, although she didn't watch the game, but at least she knew that Quaresma was a big star, and her daughter talked about Quaresma all day long.

Quaresma may not have woken up yet, and subconsciously blurted out: "I think waking someone up from a dream is the most impolite behavior!" ”

There was silence and silence, and everyone looked at Quaresma with incredible eyes, which made Quaresma instantly creepy, as if he was in the atmosphere of a horror movie.

Damn, what did you say?

Quaresma covered her mouth, a look of fear.

Even Emma is a little broken, are you here for class, or are you here to make trouble?

Needless to say, Quaresma was blasted out of the classroom, and it is estimated that he will no longer have to think about being able to audit the female professor's class in the future.

But it's okay, at least not for life now, Quaresma swears, just now he really felt the female professor's expression of anger as if he was going to kill himself.

After waiting in the café until class ended, Emma came running over with a resentful face, and she was accompanied by her fat girl friend.

"You're really amazing, after you left, the professor took all the fire out on me! How do you say you're going to compensate me? ”

Quaresma smiled, "Then I'll vent my fire on you!" ”

Emma gave Quaresma a charming look and sat down across from Quaresma.

At this time, Quaresma also said hello to Emma's fat girl friend, because she always came to find Emma, so now Quaresma and Emma's friends are also very familiar.

"Ricardo, can you do Lisa a favor and give her a chance to reach out to your teammates?" After hesitating for a moment, under the reddish face of the fat girl next to her, Emma suddenly said to Quares.

Quaresma was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react for a while.

"You buy insurance?" Again, he blurted out without his brain, but Quaresma did think so.

If she didn't buy insurance, I'm afraid she was going to sell something, otherwise why would she have the opportunity to contact her teammates?

"No, it's not!" The fat girl Lisa hurriedly defended, but just after the case was filmed, she immediately sat down, as if she remembered something sad!

Seeing this, Quaresma felt as if he had grasped the truth of the matter.

With such a grudge, I'm afraid that some bastard in the Arsenal team is playing with feelings, right?

However, Quaresma then overturned his idea again, and for no other reason, Lisa was too fat!

Not to mention that he is fat, but he is wider than Quaresma when he stands up, and when he steps on the ground, he is called a sincere person, and how can he weigh more than 170 pounds on visual inspection, and even Quaresma is far from reaching this weight standard!

No matter how you say it, you are professional players, what kind of woman do you want, don't be so hungry!

However, Quaresma still played a little drum in his heart, and couldn't help muttering: The football scene in this world is already wonderful, and the hobbies of professional players are strange, even old ladies are liked, so why can't there be a fat man?

So, it's really possible.

Perhaps because she felt embarrassed to stay here, the fat girl Lisa left with a red face, and took one step but turned back three times, and the reluctant look made Quaresma feel really strange.

At this time, Emma sighed, with great sympathy in her tone, and whispered to Quaresma: "Actually, this is the way it is! ”

"Don't look at Lisa who is very fat now, but when she first entered the school, she was the real school girl of our school!"

At this point, Quaresma almost didn't fall to the ground.

Just her?

School flowers?

Is the aesthetic of the boys in your school still stuck in the caveman period?

But even during the caveman period on the top of the mountain, I'm afraid that being so fat is not beautiful!

Quaresma's shocked reaction made Emma look at him with disgust, and then continued: "At that time, she was not fat, she was tall, extremely sexy and hot, and was regarded as the dream girl by countless boys!" ”

The expression on Quaresma's face was still shocked, and there was no way he could associate the image of the fat girl with the school flower.

But I have to admit that after removing the fat on her body, I can still see the mold of a beautiful woman from my eyebrows and eyes, and I can't figure out what Emma said is true.

But what's the use of talking about these now, they're all fat like that, and there's no help!

"Actually, here's the thing!"

Emma began to speak.

"Lisa loves football, so she also has a natural affection for professional players, and she wants to find a professional player to be her partner to spend her life with!"

"That's why she rejected so many people's pursuits!"

"And at a party, she met a young player who was stalking Lisa, and although he hadn't played in the professional league yet, he was only playing in the reserves, but Lisa didn't turn him down!"

"That young man came to the school every day to look for Lisa, with clever words, all kinds of small gifts, and bought Lisa a lot of snacks every day!"

When Quaresma heard this, he felt disdain from the bottom of his heart.

A dignified professional player, who actually uses snacks to pursue girls, is really low enough!

So, that's how Lisa fell?

Quaresma was also curious.

Emma took a sip of coffee, sighed, and continued, "You know, most girls can't control their mouths, and Lisa eats snacks every day, and then she becomes what she is now!" ”

Quaresma couldn't help but be dumbfounded, it turned out that this is how the fat man was conjured!

How many snacks did you eat?

It's not going to empty Walmart, is it?

"And then?" Quaresma was curious, "The two of them are still together?" ”

Hearing Quaresma's question, Emma showed an indignant look on her face, and said angrily: "That bastard saw Lisa's body out of shape, and he never appeared again, he dumped Lisa!" ”

Now, Quaresma has nothing to say!

Should he scold that person as a scumbag, or should he sympathize with him in his heart?

It's like I finally found my favorite target, but by mistake, I fed Shizuka into a fat tiger with snacks, I'm afraid that guy is a tragedy, okay?

"What a sad story!" At this time, no matter what Quaresma thinks in his heart, he must also stand on the same side as Emma.

"Oh yes, what team is that bastard from? The next time I meet, I'll definitely help Lisa teach him a hard lesson! Quaresma said with a wave of his fist.

"Now it's not in the reserves, the first team can't play, now it's like being sold to play in a team in the lower league, what's it called Doncaster!"

Quaresma was stunned when he heard this, the name was really familiar and unfamiliar to him.

Where have you seen the name of this club?

I can't even remember when I break my head!

So, just don't think about it, and talk about it when you encounter it! ”

"So, why create an opportunity for him to come into contact with my teammates?" Quaresma wondered.

Emma sighed again, "She likes professional football, so she wanted to see if she could call someone in the Arsenal squad!" ”

Quaresma gasped.

And so it was!

What else could he say?

Since his girlfriend made a request, he could only pat his chest and promise.

Anyway, that group of animals are very heavy and weird, in case there is a person who likes fat girls, maybe it's not true!

For example, Xiaofa, since you can like, why can't you like fat girls?

For example, Eboue, if memory serves, his future wife seems to be quite fat!

For example, Lyman, who fights with his wife every day, doesn't he want to change it?

Not really, and Walcott!

The little guy probably hasn't tasted anything yet, and it's the same for any woman he gets

Then let's have a party, it's also your own dedication, even if no one wants the fat girl, Emma can't say that she won't help.

When the Arsenal team regrouped, Quaresma told his team-mates about the party, and the team-mates were overjoyed.

However, because the schedule for the next period of time is a bit intensive, the party will have to be postponed, and if the players dare to commit crimes against the wind, it is estimated that the increasingly violent Wenger will kill them.

Even if he killed someone, Wenger would not have pleaded guilty, because he may have forgotten that he had killed someone

In the seventh round of the league at the weekend, Arsenal host Watford.

A weak promotion horse must not be arrogant in front of Arsenal, but most of the international players in the Arsenal team have just experienced a long journey, and the state of the game is difficult to guarantee, and the FIFA virus will troubled the giants at any time.

As a result, Arsene Wenger had to make a big rotation, with the starting line-up all made up of players who did not play for the national team.

Quaresma did start the game, after all, he did not have anything to do with the national team game, but Wenger had already confirmed before the game that he would only give Quaresma half time in this game, because he had to prepare for next week's Champions League.

Although Quaresma hasn't played for two weeks, his whole body is itching and uncomfortable, and he will definitely not be able to play half a game, but there is no way, and it is better to play half than to sit on the bench, so don't expect too much.

After coming on the field, Quaresma was like opening the floodgates and releasing water, and he was out of control, killing the bumblebee to the point of crying dad and mother.

Just five minutes into the game, Quaresma broke through on the left flank and scored after cutting inside, and at this time, the Watford players were not yet in the game!

Very bullying!

All the fans who watched the game had such a thought at this moment.

Watford was a guest at the Emirates Stadium, and before the bench under the butt was hot, you didn't have tea, and you picked up a big stick and beat people out

But Quaresma is often so simple and crude, just like the overall style of Arsenal now, do it first.

Not long after taking the lead, Quaresma provided another assist for Henry, which, along with an attack he orchestrated down the left, finally allowed Henry to score twice and feed Henry completely.

The first half was not over yet, and Arsenal were already 3-0 up at Watford.

Arsenal fans are so happy that they are about to faint, this is the Arsenal they are looking forward to the most, don't ink with them in the face of the weak team, and directly destroy the ancient era!

Watford really wanted to fight back, but often just rushed out of the trench with the explosives bag, and was washed by a wave of Arsenal artillery fire and wiped out in place, not to mention the counterattack, even the current position is almost impossible to hold.

Quaresma couldn't help but be proud, if even an opponent like Watford can cause trouble for Arsenal, then what else will Arsenal fight for the title?

Why did Chelsea lift the Premier League title last season?

You know, Mourinho's team didn't bargain against Arsenal, with one draw and one loss over two legs, and they didn't get three points from Arsenal.

But in the end, Chelsea still won the championship, didn't it because they made fewer mistakes on the weaker teams!

If you want to win the championship, it is not to see how many wealthy families you have overturned, not how many robberies you have done to rob the rich and help the poor, but to see how many ordinary people you have bullied

Therefore, Quaresma will not be disdainful of any opponent now, and these opponents are the ones he wants to take all three points.

What's more, Quaresma has to brush up on these opponents' goals!

If the KPI for the coming season is set in advance, Quaresma will want to score more than 40 Premier League goals.

Then refine the assessment goals and break down the goals, so in the bad team of Watford, Quaresma hopes that he can score more than 3 goals.

It should be done!

If he can accomplish his goal of two rounds in one fight, then Quaresma will be even happier.

However, Quaresma was not up to the task, scoring only twice in the game, but failing to directly remove Watford from his KPI list.

It's not sullen, after all, a brace is perfect enough, you can't really take Watford like a salted fish!

After taking Watford, Arsenal didn't bother to celebrate and flew directly to Moscow.

The 4-hour flight time can torture the players to the point that it was already midnight when they got on the plane in London, and they couldn't sleep well on the plane, but they got off the plane, because Moscow was three hours earlier than London, and the players found that Moscow was already working in the morning!

It's a bit uncomfortable to be jet lag in Europe!

It has to be said that the Russian team is a cancer in the European competition, at least Quaresma thinks so.

Far from the center of Europe, the weather is also terriblely cold, coupled with the simple and rough style of the Russian team, all combined, such an opponent, even Arsenal is unwilling to touch!

Quaresmarco still remembers the last time he came to Moscow, he was cold, he flew around but didn't play, and when he returned to Lisbon, he missed several games, which was called a bad luck.

So this time he had experience, and as soon as he got off the plane, he covered himself tightly, like a polar bear, don't look at it like this is not very convenient to move, but it is really warm.

Don't think that the people of the fighting nation are not afraid of the cold, after all, there are only a few people who want to be demeanor and not temperature, and there are not a few people on the streets of Russia who are dressed in the same way as Quaresma.

It's only late October, so I wonder what it will be like in the coldest January.

Don't you have to go out?

Quaresma now just wants to be an otaku, and after two trips to Moscow, he finds himself a temperate animal at all, and there is no way to resist the cold, so now he doesn't want to step out of the hotel door at all.

"Ricardo, go build a snowman?"

"Childish, don't go!"

"Ricardo, going to a snowball fight?"

"Don't go, I'm afraid to kill you!"

"Ricardo, it is said that there is a very special igloo in Moscow, everything in it is made of ice, let's go and experience it?"

"No, if I go, I'll freeze inside and become an ornament!"

Rejecting all invitations from his teammates, Quaresma planned to stay in the hotel until it was time to adapt to the training on the field, when Quaresma, who had to go out, dressed three layers inside and three layers outside, and then went out wearing a hotel quilt.

Although Quaresma himself thinks it is a bit exaggerated, in order to prevent colds, there is no way to do it.

Even on the court, he was prepared.

FIFA and UEFA don't rule that they are not allowed to wear clothes inside their jerseys, but Quaresma has prepared a lot of things this time.

Autumn pants, warm autumn pants, far-infrared warm autumn pants, Quaresma has three full sets, and the same is true for the upper body, if you can't wear shoes, Quaresma even has three pairs of socks

Looking at it from a distance, it feels like Quaresma's whole body is swollen!

Don't say it's warm, it's warm!

It would be better if you gave yourself another warm baby!

And it doesn't hurt to fall on the ground!

When his teammates saw such a Quaresma, they all wanted to stay away from him, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly.

Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to run on the field?

And what's even more exaggerated is that on the day of the game, when Quaresma was about to play, he actually wrapped a scarf around his head.

The referee can't watch it, it doesn't matter how many pairs of pants you put on, I don't care about you, but isn't it a bit too much for you to wrap a plush scarf on the field?

"I'm sorry, please don't wear a scarf on the field, FIFA rules don't allow this!"

The referee walked up to Quaresma and warned him.

Then, Quaresma also told the referee in a serious manner: "I'm not a scarf, I'm a headband, it's just a little thicker, FIFA doesn't have a rule that you can't wear a hairband, right?" ”

FIFA does allow players to wear a hairband, and if you have long hair, you are willing to wear a hairband to ensure that your hair does not interfere with your vision at any time, and of course it may be related to your own beauty!

The referee didn't expect Quaresma to defend himself so much, and he was almost so angry that he couldn't speak.

Why do you call a scarf a headband?

Then why don't you bring a gun on the field, according to your logic, it's not a gun, it's just a toy that can make a noise when you celebrate a goal

With a black face, the referee didn't plan to entangle with Quaresma any longer, he was really afraid that Quaresma would come up with some shocking theories for him.

"I don't care if it's a scarf or a headband, I'm not allowed to wear it on the field!"

Quaresma shrugged, and when you meet a referee who doesn't reason with you, there's no way to do it!

Xiucai met soldiers, and it is unreasonable!

Fortunately, I am still bald, and my hair can also play a role in keeping warm, otherwise my brain would have been frozen.

Quaresma started the game, and no matter what kind of rhetoric CSKA Moscow made before the game, for Quaresma, as long as he played, he would never let the game go by.

Even if this is Moscow's home stadium, even if the Russians have a clear advantage here, Quaresma is here to take a victory.

As soon as the game began, the home team CSKA Moscow launched a fierce attack on the Arsenal position, and the simple and fast style of play was particularly effective in the ice and snow.

The backcourt defenders were slow to get into the state and were beaten more embarrassed for a while.

Quaresma swam around the midfield, running non-stop, if you don't run, you can't do it, you will freeze after a while!

When Arsenal gradually adapted to the game environment and began to take the initiative, Quaresma also began to exert his power.

In the 20th minute of the first half, Quaresma and Klich completed a tacit cooperation on the left side, penetrated the ribs, and shot decisively, Moscow goalkeeper Akinfeev tried his best to save, but still could not prevent the ball from flying into the goal, and Arsenal took the lead.

Before CSKA Moscow could recover from the blow of the lost ball, Quaresma stabbed them again unreasonably, with less than three minutes between them.

If CSKA Moscow could save a goal if they lost a goal, now even if an ambulance arrives, their hearts have stopped beating!

Although his body still felt extremely cold, Quaresma's heart remained hot, and his state was so hot that it was about to explode.

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