580 Gensokyo's Big News (2-in-1)
Tang Hao They play mahjong happily, although they don't gamble money, but they don't have to gamble money to play, they can also bet on rabbits.
There are a lot of meat rabbits in the eternal pavilion, these meat rabbits suck aura, and they are very strong, but unfortunately they can't open their minds, and they are just ordinary rabbits after all. It's like a lot of monsters in Gensokyo are changed by animals, such as big raccoons, small bats, night sparrows, etc., these animals have the power and wisdom to become monsters, but if they can't be born with intelligence, it's just animals.
Animals and youkai are not the same.
The same is true of these meat rabbits in the Eternal Pavilion, if they can't open their minds, they can only be used as food.
Although Reisen strongly objected, it was useless, rabbit hot pot was still very popular in Gensokyo, and occasionally even idiots like Reimu would come to fight Autumn Breeze.
Of course, Gensokyo's animals are very strong, even if they are at the bottom of the food chain, more than a million words ago, even Tang Ritian couldn't beat them, and these meat rabbits are sometimes with monster rabbits, and it is still quite difficult for people who have no skills to bring them to the table.
Anyway, being idle is also idle, so Tang Hao proposed that in a south wind war, whoever loses all the points first will go to the back mountain of the Forever Pavilion to catch meat rabbits for everyone, after all, playing mahjong is very energy-consuming, and it is rare to have rabbit meat to eat, so everyone agreed.
The first to lose was Gintoki Sakata.
This guy always questioned Tang Hao's hanging, and Tang Hao also had a temper, so he stared at him for the whole game, and only then did he get to the third game in the south and flew out of the galaxy by Tang Hao, and he confessed everything!
Willing to lose the bet, Sakata Gintoki can only mention Lake Toya and go back to the mountain.
After that, Zoro took his place on the table, but Zoro was a sword idiot and didn't know how to fight, so he invited Kirito to be a military advisor, and the two of them went to the mahjong table, and the team of fighting landlords dispersed, and the lonely Olmet had to contact Roman again at the request of Tang Hao.
Roman's guy is procrastinating, what the hell is going on, Tang Hao also knows.
The third special point of the Chaldeans opened.
Although in this world line, Olga Marie, the tsundere director, is still alive, but things in the Chaldees are still very busy, after all, the hope of the entire human race is pressed on them, and Roman can't get away for a while, at least the situation has to stabilize temporarily, and it will probably take half a day's work.
Tang Hao didn't have anything to say about this, and as for going to Chaldea to help, he had no idea.
In his opinion, the seven peculiarities of saving Renli, except for five, six or seven, the first four are all sent, and the enemy camp of the third anomaly has Uncle B, which is relatively difficult, but in fact, it is just like that.
Besides, isn't there still that old liar from Merlin in the Chaldeans!
In fact, now Tang Hao somewhat understands Merlin's lazy thoughts, after all, the last master of mankind is Gollum and not someone else, Gollum has the aura of the protagonist, gathering human luck, but lacking experience, so the first few peculiarities are equivalent to experience packs, and you can grow if you pass the level, but you can't pass the ...... Anyway, it can't be over.
Tang Hao also thinks like this now, not to mention one, two, three, four, even the fifth and sixth peculiarities with the Lion King in charge, he is a little disdainful.
Now he is as inflated as Gatia.
Without the peculiarities of beasts, he was too lazy to face Tang Ritian.
Of course, if he had time, he would probably still go to the sixth anomaly, after all, the Lion King's chested Artoria had been promoted to a goddess more than a thousand years after getting the holy spear, and the blood of the gods was in the list of transactions that Bayi Yonglin helped him treat Illya...... The goddess is also a god, so maybe he can go to the lion king and get some aunts to deal with?
Anyway, let's look at it, at least the seventh anomaly he will definitely go, and when he gets there, the blood of the gods doesn't have to worry at all, what Ishtar, Ellela, Medusa, and even Tima, what's so difficult to get some big aunts from them?
Tang Ritian, that's so confident!
Half an hour later, Gintoki Sakata, who had been beaten to a bruised nose and swollen face, came back with a rabbit in his hand.
He still looked very proud, Tang Hao glanced at it, but he looked disdainful, "What the hell, you only caught a rabbit after half an hour?" Still beaten like this? I really don't understand why you can put on such a proud face. ”
"you horse!" Sakata Ginshi's face changed, and he immediately said angrily, "You asked me to go to the back mountain to catch rabbits, but you didn't tell me that there are monster rabbits in the back mountain, those rabbits are not rabbits at all, they are more terrifying than the cosmic monsters of our world!" ”
"Nonsense, monster rabbits are mostly demonized from ordinary rabbits, which are equivalent to relatives, and if you want to eat their relatives, of course they will beat you, but even so, you shouldn't be so wasteful."
"If it's just a monster rabbit, it's okay.,I can barely resist it after a breakout.,As a result, a bunny girl suddenly appeared.,If I hadn't had the protagonist's aura on me.,I'm afraid I'd have been killed now...... Damn, Gensokyo is terrifying, I really don't know how humans survive here! ”
"Reisen is there too?" Tang Hao was stunned for a moment, he thought that Lingxian was also attracted by the wedding dress and participated in the war of that group of crazy women, if so, it would not be strange.
Although Sakata Gintoki has non-human combat power after the outbreak, it is still a little worse than Suzusen, it is a real human being, crazy red eyes plus phase movement, plus infinite hand rush, Sakata Gintoki is normal even if he is killed.
"But even so, you're still too embarrassed, look at ......" Tang Hao took the rabbit in Yinshi's hand and continued to despise it, "It's okay if you can't beat it, the rabbit you caught is only the size of my palm, so I'm afraid it's not weaned, right?" You also catch this like this, and there is no humanity left? ”
With that, Tang Hao released the little rabbit.
As soon as the little rabbit hit the ground, it swished and ran out, and disappeared in two or three seconds.
"My rabbit!" Yinshi roared angrily, "I fought hard to catch this. ”
Tang Hao glared at him, "This little rabbit doesn't have much meat, do you know what that is, it's the ...... It's the same as fishing, catch the big and let go of the small, you catch the small one and eat it, and I won't stop Kaguya from beating you when the time comes. ”
Yinshi wanted to refute a few words at first, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly fell silent, and it was indeed a bit unreasonable to catch the cubs raised by Kaguya on Kaguya's territory.
Tang Hao ignored him anymore, retracted his gaze and admonished, "This time, everyone doesn't have rabbit hot pot to eat, and the next one has to work hard." ”
Next?
Are you a demon?!
Sauron shuddered.
He doesn't know how to play mahjong, even if there is Kirito as a military advisor, it's still a meal, and now there are only more than 10,000 points left, which is still relying on the novice aura, if there is no accident, the next person to lose to zero points to catch rabbits is him.
However, even Sakata Gintoki ended up like this, how good can he be?
Gensokyo ...... This copy is so difficult!
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Both Zoro and Gintoki find it difficult to survive in Gensokyo, and it's not easy to even eat a good meal, but Asuna and Elusa don't think so, because they are almost unimpeded in Gensokyo, and the only problem is ...... I didn't think it before, but now I find that Gensokyo is really too big, and it's not easy to find someone.
Not long ago, they received information that the wedding dress was on the body of the pearl in the temple, and that the pearl had appeared in the area of the Enchanted Forest.
No one knows where this information came from, and it can't be released by a chat room member anyway.
After all, everyone wants to monopolize the wedding dress, and if they see it, they will grab it directly, how can they report to the enemy, which is also the reason why Youzhu did not contact others before, otherwise, even if she yin Alice, she may not be able to get the wedding dress.
Everyone but themselves is an enemy!
This is already a consensus.
However, after getting the news, everyone still rushed to the Enchanted Forest, but instead of finding Youzhu and the wedding dress, they found two traces of battle.
Looking at the traces of the battlefield, Pache Li's expression changed slightly.
"Did you find anything?" Someone asked.
"Nope." Patchouli quickly retracted her gaze and shook her head.
Is it Alice?
She and Alice are "old friends", both of them are very familiar, and the traces of this place are obviously caused by dolls, that is, the person who fought with Youzhu is Alice, so, Alice also knows about the wedding dress?
Thinking of this, Patchouli felt a little bad, because she felt that Alice's stupid fool had no brains, and it was likely to poke out the wedding dress matter, and when the time came, there were more and more opponents, and her chances became smaller and smaller.
For example, if you accidentally lure out these guys, Yuyuko and Kazami Yuka, they won't have a chance at all!
So, Pache immediately said goodbye to everyone, she had to get her wedding dress as soon as possible before things got out of hand.
Soon, Patchouli came to a place where no one was around, tore off a piece of the book, and summoned Soji Okita from the Red Devil Pavilion.
"Patsy, what's the matter?"
"I need your help."
Since the last trip to the Moon, Miss Okita has almost settled in the Red Devil Pavilion, and with Pachuali's magic, it is nothing to support her existence, and Miss Okita is also very interested in Gensokyo when she first arrives, at least not yet.
Patchouli was a little hesitant to summon Miss Okita, because Miss Okita is also a woman, and if she is attracted by the wedding dress, the boat of friendship between the two may be overturned, not to mention a helper, but there will be an extra opponent.
But at this point, she can't care so much.
"I need you to help me grab a piece of clothing."
"Clothes?" Miss Okita's eyes lit up, "Is it a swimsuit?" ”
Miss Okita thinks Gensokyo is fun and the people here are very interesting, but the only regret is that there is no sea, and she wants to wear a swimsuit and play on the beach.
"Count...... Sort of. Patchouli subconsciously turned her face away, and then said seriously, "In short, as long as you help me grab the clothes, you can choose any kind of swimsuit." ”
"No problem, wrap it up on me!"
Miss Okita readily agreed, and Padeli breathed a sigh of relief for the time being.
In fact, she is an otaku, how can she have any swimsuits, and swimsuits are not popular in Gensokyo at all, but there are swimsuits in the outside world, so it's a big deal that she whispered and begged Yakumo Zi...... No, maybe you won't need Yakumo Zi, just discuss it with Tang Hao.
Anyway, Tang Hao will most likely not refuse this kind of request.
At most, put on a swimsuit and show him.
But then again, who came out with the news that the wedding dress was in Youzhu's hand?
Pache squinted, a little confused for a moment.
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At the same time, Yokai Mountain.
"Haha, this time it's definitely big news!"
In the Wenwen newspaper office, Shotimaru looked at the photocopied photos, his face full of excitement.
She went out as usual today, and wanted to interview Alice on a whim, but as soon as she arrived at the Enchanted Forest, she saw two people fighting, one was Alice, and the other was a woman she didn't know, and the fight was as beautiful as dancing.
She immediately smelled the news, so she hid a few hundred meters and secretly observed, what "wedding dress", "give it back to me", "obviously I came first" and other words were heard by her word for word, just like the eight o'clock file in the outside world.
She wanted to make up the ...... No, it was reported that the bloody love story of Alice and a strange girl was reported, but the more I listened to it, the more wrong it became, especially when I noticed the white wedding dress, the whole person was not good, I quickly took a few photos, and when I came back, I spread the news by the way.
Gensokyo reporters not only run fast, but also have sharp eyes and ears, but also know how to bring rhythm, if they can't take a three-dimensional and clear photo from 800 meters away, such a reporter has no future at all.
So when she returned to the newspaper, she quickly wrote the copy, copied the photos, and everything was ready.
"It's beautiful."
Looking at the wedding dress in the photo, Shotimaru was also a little moved, but the urge to wear the wedding dress was finally suppressed by the urge to make a big news, after all, she was a reporter.
Nothing to do, trivial things to big things, to say black to white, square to round, this is the basic quality of reporters.
She's a journalist and she has to be professional!
Then, Shotimaru quickly rushed out of the newspaper office, flew into the sky, and threw down one newspaper after another.
"Wenwen Daily! Wenwen Daily is on sale, everyone come and take a look! ”
"No money, no money for today's newspaper!"
"Big news, Gensokyo's biggest news ever!"
"Walk by, don't go wrong, the battle for wedding dresses has begun!"
"Wenwen Daily, dedication, only bring the best news for everyone!"
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If Youmeng is the fastest legend on the ground, then Shooting Pill is the fastest legend of Gensokyo, in terms of speed alone, even those big monsters are difficult to match her, if she goes all out, it won't take too long to fly around the entire Gensokyo.
Therefore, in less than an hour, the newspaper where the news came out was spilled almost every well-known corner of Gensokyo.