Tang Bandit returned to the living room, and the old man and Xiaopang each sat at the table with a big bowl and drank mutton soup.

"Brother, eat." Xiaopang raised his face to greet Tang Bandit and said, "The broth is all for you to dry." ”

"Okay."

Tang Bandit walked over and sat down, picked up his big bowl and ate it. There is soup and meat, salt is put in, and a handful of spicy seeds are used as decorations, and today is considered to improve life.

"That little took care of it?" The old man asked without raising his head.

"Taken care of." Tang Bandit said.

"What are you going to do?" The old man asked aloud.

Tang Bandit looked up at the old man and asked aloud, "What do you mean?" ”

"She's coming up from Nova, and she's coming in an escape pod...... What did you get out of? And who wanted to kill her? The old man asked.

He chewed a large piece of lamb liver in his mouth, looked at Tang Bandit and said, "The most important thing is, will those people come to the door?" ”

"We said we'd leave when she got better." Tang Bandit said loudly.

"Well, that's a good idea." The old man nodded and said, "It's not your style. ”

"What?" Tang Bandit looked up at the old man.

"With your greed for life and fear of death, it is impossible to carry a stranger home easily..... What's going on today? The old man asked.

"How can it be greedy for life and afraid of death? I was cautious. The Tang bandit argued indignantly.

After a pause, he explained again: "I don't think it's good to leave people in the wilderness....... What's more, people are seriously injured and have difficulty moving. There is only a dead end to stay there......."

"Speak human words."

"I originally wanted to leave, but she glanced at me, and the two of us looked at each other......" Tang Bandit was a little embarrassed, and said, "I thought she was very good-looking, so I carried her back." ”

"Brother, I also think she's pretty good-looking." The fat man echoed and said, "It's just too thin, it doesn't look like it has much strength, and it's not suitable for hitting stones." ”

Syllable!

The old man knocked on the little fat head and scolded, "What's the matter with you?" ”

Xiaopang looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to argue with the old man, so he quickly picked up a big bowl and drank soup.

"Don't hit him all the time." Tang Bandit frowned, looked at Xiaopang and said, "Don't hit your head, you will be beaten stupidly." ”

"With his IQ, beating him is all about helping him open his mind." The old man was dissatisfied with Tang Bandit's interference in his way of educating Xiaopang, and said loudly: "Now it's your business." You think people are good-looking, and you carry them back. Do you want to keep her? ”

"Do you think I can stay?" Tang Bandit asked.

"I can't."

“......”

"I'm not here to hit you, either." The old man saw that Tang Bandit was silent, thinking that his young heart had been hurt, and the young man Mu Ai, human nature, comforted him and said: "Think about the face and figure of others, this dress, and the temperament shown in this gesture...... Do you think this barren land can survive? ”

"Do people want you to not take a shower for a long time, or do they like your long-term absence from a haircut? Or is it the kind of exciting life that eats the last meal but doesn't have the next? To be a man, you must be self-aware. ”

"When have you ever seen someone make a move?" Tang Bandit pursed his lips, he hated the old man most for putting on such a face that he didn't know how to pretend to understand to teach people. "When you saw her, she was unconscious."

"Speculation. Guess, do you understand? With such a look and temperament, wearing an evening dress with a slit here....... "When the old man spoke, he was still very obscene and drew a huge V-shaped shape on his chest. "Or wear a handsome Phoenix Empire uniform...... How dazzling is that? ”

"By the way, she said her name is Phoenix......" Tang Bandit said loudly.

The old man's expression stiffened slightly, and he was instantly relieved, and said loudly: "There are not ten thousand people called phoenix in the Phoenix Empire, but also eight thousand...... Nothing out of the ordinary. ”

Tang Bandit nodded, looked at the old man with a puzzled look, and said, "You are very familiar with the Phoenix Empire?" It's like you've been to Nova. ”

"If you haven't eaten pork, can you still see a pig run? Have you forgotten who I am? I'm the most famous guide in the Hate Mountain Gathering Area, and those nobles from the new star want to explore and find the tomb, can I be missing? I've heard a lot of things about Nova from them. ”

"Look at the way you look proud." Tang Bandit couldn't help but pour a scoop of cold water on the old man, and said loudly: "I just heard a few mentions from others, and it was like you had lived on it for many years." ”

"Why don't I go? What's good on Nova? It's better for us to hate the mountains. The old man rattled the two-headed mutton in his mouth, and said loudly: "We eat whatever we want here, we can hit stones if we want, and we will not take a bath if we want to...... Can they compare? ”

"There are no beasts on the nova, no acid rain, no stone shooting every day. I heard that they are all machines......." the fat man interjected.

"You know!" The old man glanced at the fat man and said, "There are people up there, dense people." The human heart is much more terrible than the fangs of a wild beast. ”

"You haven't fought a beast, what do you know?" Tang bandits dismantled the stage next to him.

For as long as he can remember, he has had to dig up earthworms and ground mice with a shovel.

From childhood to adulthood, he shouldered the burden of his family's life.

"Fart. When you two were young, didn't I pull you up with a handful of and urine? You can hunt by crawling out of your mother's womb? I didn't go hunting at that time, what did you two eat? What to drink? The old man cursed angrily.

Tang Bandit and Chubby were silent.

What the old man said was the truth, and they couldn't refute it.

The old man glanced at Tang Bandit and said, "Don't be sad. The person who does not belong here is a passer-by in life...... It's like the prey you bring back every day when you go out, today it's a two-headed sheep, tomorrow it's a wild boar...... The end result is just eating it. ”

Tang Bandit was shocked and said, "Didn't you say okay, let's not eat people." ”

Syllable!

The old man slapped Tang Bandit's head, and said hatefully: "I'm not talking about eating that." ”

"How do you eat that?"

"Sleep. I'm talking about sleep. ”

"Why should I sleep with her? Is it bad for me to sleep in a bed by myself? It's big and wide, you can sleep as much as you want, and you can roll as much as you want....."

“......”

The old man looked at Tang Bandit, and then at Xiao Fat, who buried his head in the big bowl, and thought to himself, the puberty problem of these two rabbit cubs also needs to be taken seriously.

But how do we educate about this?

I can't find a girl to show them on the spot.

Besides, I can't find a girl.......

Of course, there are also many girls in the human gathering area, with their burly physique and good skills in building stone houses, I think there will be many girls who are willing to sleep with them.

I can't look down on it.......

"Anyway, what I say about eating is not the same thing as what you want to eat, and what I say about sleeping is not the same thing as what you usually sleep." The old man looked angry and said, "Anyway, when this little lady leaves, you don't have to wipe your tears and cry your nose." ”

"How is that possible? I wish she had left. Tang Bandit said loudly.

The old man looked at Tang Bandit suspiciously and asked, "Why?" ”

"The two of us agreed that when she returned to Nova, she would give me a flying car, three pulse guns, and a ton of supplies to thank me for saving my life......"

"Think about it, if I have these, in the future, I will drive a flying car out to find prey, carry a pulse gun, God block and kill God, Buddha block and punish Buddha, even if I encounter a mutated King Kong Tiger, I can also unload its hind legs to make skewers for you......"

"Are you stupid?" The old man stared at Tang Bandit in surprise, feeling that his education for so many years had completely failed. "Do you believe a woman's words?"

“......”

"Didn't I tell you the story of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer"? What did Zhang Wuji's mother say to Zhang Wuji? Don't take women's word for it, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive...... The little bitch you brought back is so good-looking, she has to have a chest and an ass to have an ass...... She must be very good at deceiving people. ”

Tang Bandit looked at the old man and said with a smile: "Even if I didn't have these things, I would have brought her back, wouldn't I?" ”

"That's right." The old man nodded and said, "You kid is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, if you hadn't helped those orphans and widows outside all day long, our life wouldn't have been like this......."

"People have also helped us a lot, helping us all day long to sew and mend the old man, and the gifts are still exchanged. Since they all have to be rescued..... If she's willing to reciprocate and give us what we need, that's great. If not...... We should be good people and do good deeds, and we will save a stray cat and a stray dog. You say, don't you? ”

The old man looked at Tang Bandit and asked, "Did she really promise to give these things?" ”

"Yes." Tang Bandit nodded. "At least that's what she said."

"Go get a bowl and hold a bowl of broth." The old man urged.

"What?"

"We can't starve our distinguished guests from afar. She is now weak and can't eat meat, so she should have more soup to make her better...... The mutton is nourishing, so that she can recover faster and go back earlier. This kind of flower-like little girl is lost, and the elders in the family don't know what to do in a hurry. ”

"Okay." Tang Bandit agreed.

Xiaopang looked up at the old man, and then at the Tang bandit who was busy serving soup, and sighed softly.