Shi Jinlang's eyes were sour, Fat Dun sent a lot of voices, listening to the voice, he knew that he was drunk when he was drunk, most of them were worthless drunken babbling, in just a few days, thousands of messages were posted, and the most of them were nearly 500 or so in a day, this brotherhood really moved Shi Jinlang.

"Fat Dun, Lao Tzu is not dead, Lao Tzu just crossed over, and after Lao Tzu completed the task, that group of bastards said that they could go back to Lao Tzu, and then the brother would have money, and the brother would take you to eat and drink spicy food, and no one would dare to bully you anymore!"

Shi Jinlang thought about it and sent another one.

"It's a bit troublesome to explain, you go to the XX live broadcast platform to search for a live broadcast room called 'Sexy Rabbit, Online Live Broadcast', it's me who is live broadcasting, and I'll explain it to you again 1510 when the time comes!"

(Forced PS that should not be PS: Because of the popularity of WeChat and various voice and video chat software, few people will use the original communication method of phone calling, so after hearing the news of Shi Jinlang's death, Fat Dun did not make an outdated call to Jinlang except for sending WeChat messages.) ）

After turning off the dialog box with Fat Dun, Shi Jinlang replied one by one.

"Thank you for the teacher's concern, I have reached heaven, and I have written on the test paper 'how many points the teacher gives me, how old the teacher will live', this is a joke, the teacher will definitely live past the age of thirty, I wish the teacher a long life!"

"Thank you for your concern, I don't like you either, I just made you a friend because your girlfriend is beautiful, your heart Lao Tzu has received it, red envelopes can be sent, paper money is not necessary, oh yes, your girlfriend has slept with your best buddy, don't say what I said!"

When replying to his ex-girlfriend's message, Shi Jinlang glanced up at Ah Li, who was holding his chin and looking at it intently.

"Bao'er, you look so funny in a daze!"

Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe" and quickly replied to his ex-girlfriend's message.

"Bitch and dog, forever, I wish you a long time, oh yes, I'll be back to see you from time to time!"

"Dog thing, it seems that I beat you last time, and your butt doesn't hurt anymore, it's good, I'll go back to you now and talk about your life ideals!"

Shi Jinlang replied to all the messages, and then began to search for APP software about the translation of animal language.

In a hotel room in the imperial capital of the Chinese kingdom on earth, a short and fat man with a full face looked obscenely at a Feng ** who was playing with an Apple X mobile phone on the bed: "Baby, stop playing with your mobile phone, play with me!" ”

"Didi—"

At this moment, two WeChat short message prompts rang out.

"It's so late, which wild man sent you WeChat, show it to me!"

The short and fat man heard the wind ** mobile phone ringing, and immediately said angrily.

"Aren't you the same, your WeChat is also ringing, I suspect that there are fox spirits sending you WeChat!" Wind ** turned the Apple X behind him.

"I'll take out my phone, you take out your phone, let's see together, who sent WeChat!"

"Good!"

Humpty Dumpty Man and Feng** took out their mobile phones at the same time and clicked on WeChat at the same time.

In the next second, the two people screamed with earthy faces.

"Hell!"

。。。。。。

Not to mention, there is really an APP for beast language translation, Shi Jinlang was very excited to download it to the mobile phone template, but when he opened it, Shi Jinlang was stunned.

Do you want to be a dog? Do you want to be different? Do you want to have a love affair that crosses races? Congratulations, this APP will help you successfully cultivate a relationship with your dog, as long as the effort is deep, the dog will automatically follow in bed.

“...”

Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, this Nima "Day Dog" has a professional guidance APP, which is too scary.

Shi Jinlang picked up and downloaded a few more APPs, he clicked on them and watched them again, as if opening the door to a new world, what city online dating, what human-beast war experience sharing, what role-playing sex PLAY, all kinds of new tricks that Shi Jinlang had never heard of, these APPs have everything.

Shi Jinlang thought that the hundreds of works of teachers such as SANG, Ozawa, and Hatata downloaded from his mobile phone memory had taught him almost, but now when he looked at it, Shi Jinlang suddenly realized what is outside the sky, there are people outside the people, what is the book mountain has a diligent path, and the sea of learning is endless.

"Bao'er, why is your saliva coming out?"

Ah Li came to Shi Jinlang's side, looked at him with a puzzled expression, and said, "What are you thinking?" ”

"No, no, no!" Shi Jinlang Rabbit's face turned red, and he hurriedly turned off all these messy APPs.

"Can you tell me the story of Maomao and Mother Crocodile?"

"Okay!"

The beast language translation APP must not be counted on, not to mention whether there is such an APP, even if there is, this kind of APP is also made for human beings, Ah Li does not have a mobile phone, how does Shi Jinlang understand the beast language, and still can't let Ah Li understand the meaning of his language.

"Boss, I'm back!"

At this moment, Maomao's voice shouted out of breath.

"Hold the grass - you've found the pot!"

Shi Jinlang looked up and saw that Mao Mao was crawling on the ground with his hands and feet hunched over, and he was carrying a large iron pot with half a pot of salt crystals in it.

Ah Li hurriedly stood up and helped Mao Mao move the iron pot over, and Mao Mao sat on the ground and said, "I'm really tired!" ”

"Where did the pot come from?" Shi Jinlang didn't care whether Mao Mao was tired or not, he jumped over and pulled Mao Mao up and asked.

You must know that in this kind of wilderness, an iron pot means so much to them, you can cook and eat with a pot, and cooked food is much cleaner and more nutritious than raw meat.

"Uh-the boss asked the pot!" Mao Mao pointed to the sky weakly and said, "The monkey sits on the tree, and the pot comes from the sky!" ”

"Y-you mean this iron pot fell from the sky?" Shi Jinlang was surprised and didn't say anything.

"Uh-huh!" Mao Mao nodded and said: "I was silently thinking in my heart where to find a pot, but this iron pot really fell from the sky!" ”

"Is it so amazing?" Shi Jinlang looked up at the dark sky, was stunned for a long time, and said silently in his heart: "The girl who is convex and backward is troublesome!" ”

"Bang-"

In the darkness, it was as if something had really fallen.

。。。。。。

"Uncle Shi wants an iron pot probably because he wants to eat some cooked meat, let's throw a bite at him!"

Above the black fog-filled dome of the barren land, a three-eyed man and a black wolfhound were resting in the clouds.

The three-eyed man is Yang Jian, and the black wolf dog is the Howling Sky Dog, they are here to rescue Jiang Ziya, but because they can't break the dead air dome that is upside down above the barren land for the time being, they have to throw the iron pot down first.

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